How Do You Make An Epic Thread?

[lleeder]

<p><font size="3">I really want to know how to make an Epic Thread on this board? How do you do it? Should I insult something or someone? Should I praise something or someone? I want to be responsible for a massive thread that has pages upon pages of responses. Maybe a shocking thread title would help? Or a shocking revelation in the thread? What truly makes an epic thread? Should it contain &quot;pee in my butt&quot; or should it have &quot;h&quot;? Tell me please. How do you make an Epic Thread?</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

to me the best threads just happen.&nbsp; the attention/spamming thread was the best.&nbsp;

[Hottub]

&nbsp;How Do You Make An Epic Thread? Name it for a movie like The 10 Commandments, or Zulu.

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>You can't plan a great thread man, they just happen. When they happen it's magic. You'll never forget that thread, you'll look back on it in 3 months and smile.</p><p>Be careful in your pursuit for the Epic thread, don't let it consume your posting and be careful for what you wish for because once you hit epic thread status you will be expected to do it regularily.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

Or just stab someone in the back...that's always good!!

[Melrapuo]

<p><font face="verdana" size="1" color="black"><strong>How Do You Make An Epic Thread?</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Be an epic poster?&nbsp;</p>

[MellySmelly]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">I really want to know how to make an Epic Thread on this board? How do you do it? Should I insult something or someone? Should I praise something or someone? I want to be responsible for a massive thread that has pages upon pages of responses. Maybe a shocking thread title would help? Or a shocking revelation in the thread? What truly makes an epic thread? Should it contain &quot;pee in my butt&quot; or should it have &quot;h&quot;? Tell me please. How do you make an Epic Thread?</font></p><p><font size="7">write in really big letters</font></p>

[TheMojoPin]

Call yourself &quot;Wadd&quot; and start a thread inviting people to help you write a long story, totally expecting the other posters to not turn it into a homoerotic and brilliant story of your own repeated sexual humiliations.&nbsp; And then they do.&nbsp; And it is awesome.

[sailor]

<font size="2">ask nicely?<br /></font>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Melrapuo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><font face="verdana" size="1" color="black"><strong>How Do You Make An Epic Thread?</strong></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Be an epic poster? </p><p>&nbsp;i love the sig pic Melra </p>

[reeshy]

What a dick!!!!

[phixion]

my suggestion for a title: i shave my asshole

[burrben]

i wouldn't know, my threads turn out more&nbsp;like ishtar

[Don Stugots]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br />i wouldn't know, my threads turn out more like ishtar<p>mine always go the way of gigli. </p>

[SatCam]

How Do You Make An Epic Thread?

nice try

[FezPaul]

<img src="http://images.43things.com/place/00/02/19/137541lr.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="300" />

[Bulldogcakes]

Start a thread about something people never get tired of. Like posting pics of half naked women or talking about the Yankees.

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br />my suggestion for a title: i shave my asshole <p>I shaved my ass crack a few years ago. It was the worst mistake I've ever made. I could feel every drop of swass and I got ingrown hairs and they got so irritated from the constant rubbing.</p><p>It was a terrible, terrible thing. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>On occaision I douse my anus and choda with baby powder, it leaves a fine scent.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Dont let Snoogans post in it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Snoogans = dead thread</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>**<font color="#ffffff">JUST KIDDING</font>**</p>

[phixion]

<p>I shaved my ass crack a few years ago. It was the worst mistake I've ever made. I could feel every drop of swass and I got ingrown hairs and they got so irritated from the constant rubbing.</p><p>It was a terrible, terrible thing. </p>&nbsp; <p>ramrod god thats fuckin disgusting. my joke if you want to call it that was in reference to a thread started by silera about her shaving and that was sexy, your story has just skeeved me out. </p><p>and id link the thread but i cant seem to find it anywhere and im just tired of searching</p>

[Cleophus James]

<p><img src="http://www.gyroadvertising.com/i/epic/epic_lg.gif" border="0" width="320" height="240" /></p><p><img src="http://www.dermon.com/Beatles/images/paul/labels/Lbl_epic.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="400" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jughead]

Ask funwithcorpse's......What a maroon!!!!

[epo]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;How Do You Make An Epic Thread? Name it for a movie like The 10 Commandments, or Zulu. <p>Didn't Hollywood teach you any lessons....hire David Lean.</p><p>Oh wait, he's been dead for 15 years.&nbsp; Now I got nothing.</p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>Throw in some Greeks and Trojans.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No, I don't mean Mikey D and his adventures with the ladies.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Although his recent mishap probably does qualify as a Greek tragedy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TooLowBrow]

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/39804618043@N01/"><font size="2">Here's a start</font></a>

[keithy_19]

You could talk about your humiliations with the &quot;pot smoking girl&quot; in the That's Life forum. I doubt it would work now though, since it's a totally serious forum.

[jetdog]

<p>Maybe try to stop killing other peoples threads, </p><p>i.e.&nbsp; &quot;U SUCK&quot; jerk. <br /> </p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I've been giving it alot of thought...</p><p>Start an avatar and sig pic testing thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

[newport king]

become a mailman and start threads retelling the hilarity that ensues

[lleeder]

I was sooooo close and what happened it got locked. :wallbash::glurps::surrender:

[Snoogans]

become a mailman and start threads retelling the hilarity that ensues

those were the best

[Tenbatsuzen]

Post a picture of Rob Schneider fucking a mailbox and claim it's a mod.



(only one person on the board will get that one, but he'll get a chuckle)

[underdog]

I was sooooo close and what happened it got locked. :wallbash::glurps::surrender:

I think we should start a petition to get it reopened.

You were almost there!

SAVE LLEEDER'S THREAD!

[DolaMight]

come up with some board game type gimmick where you respond to the person above you.

Or just steal a similar generic type gimmick from some obscure board somewhere on the internet.

[buzzard]

change yer nic to Jezo..sure you'll get some haters but there's still bound to be enough to go around. seriously though,and I don't particularly like to be...try making yer thread interesting,heartfelt,stupid..commit to the act,wait for results to ensue.:thumbup:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I exploited the wee world trend


I did love Reilly's Dork Thread

that was thread of the year in my mind

:king: