Favorite Saying

[led37zep]

<p>So whats your favorite saying that doesn't really make any sense?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Currently I'm using &quot;Go shit in a hat&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

shoot that shit to the sky!

[Andomray]

&quot;You've got to be shitting in my mouth.&quot;&nbsp; It gives a little flavor to &quot;You've got to be kidding me.&quot;&nbsp; A little shit flavor...

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">Grandma used to say, when somebody was really pissed off and havin a conniption,</font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;She's havin a BIRD!&quot;</font></p><p><font size="2">Love that, it makes no damn sense..... So i say it all the time too...</font></p>

[Landblast]

"......eight ways to Sunday"

or however many days it's up to now.

[Jughead]

My granny use to say when something fell on the floor or something...&quot;Fall down there you ol sap head&quot;..I sure miss her...

[burrben]

&quot;you really shit the bed&quot;

[MadMatt]

<p>&quot;Help!&nbsp; Please, let me go!&nbsp; You're hurting me!&quot;</p><p>Never made sense to me - if I went through the trouble of capturing them, why would I let them go?</p><p><font color="#c0c0c0">JK - of course</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 1-18-07 @ 11:51 AM</span>

[torker]

'<em><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">manischewitz</font></em>'

[cupcakelove]

<p>It don't make you a bad person.</p><p>I love saying this to people who aren't fans of the show. </p>

[phixion]

same difference

[irish_clover]

&quot;EAD&quot;....eat a dick...can't stop sayin it

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="3"><strong><em>nada</em></strong></font></p><p><font size="3"><strong><em>nada comaneech</em></strong></font></p>

[terry1979]

<p>&quot;It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.&quot;....there are very few things in life that this saying doesn't apply to.</p>

[Bellyfullasnot]

&quot;shits and giggles&quot;

[nassue]

<p>my least favorite is cool beans</p><p><font size="4"><u><strong>I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE THAT SAY &quot;COOL BEANS&quot;</strong></u></font></p><p><strong></strong></p><p>redunkulous</p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">When I'm driving and some other driver does something stupid in front of me I call them a &quot;Bozompular Bozo from Bozambique&quot;.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">To paraphrase Groucho Marx &quot;I have the mind of a 4 year old...and he was glad to get rid of it&quot;.</font></strong></p>

[Enabler]

<font size="3">&quot;2 in the pink, 1 in the stink&quot;</font>

[WhistlePig]

"Fuck me running" when something goes wrong. I picked it up from my boss and
still don't know what it means.

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>It's a rather obscure reference going back to the movie Fubar.</p><p><strong><font size="3">Right Arm!!!!</font></strong></p><p>I also refer back to SlapShot a fair bit. When someone asks me how I felt after a particular incident... for instance; &quot;Holy shit man, you pulled out and came on her face!!!??? What did she do?&quot; my reply is&nbsp; &quot;Well, she yelled at me, called me a selfish fuck and smeared it on my chest. So I went to clean up in&nbsp;the bathroom for <strong><font size="3">2 minutes and feel shame</font></strong>&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheVHD]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's a rather obscure reference going back to the movie Fubar.</p><p><strong><font size="3">Right Arm!!!!</font></strong></p><p>I also refer back to SlapShot a fair bit. When someone asks me how I felt after a particular incident... for instance; &quot;Holy shit man, you pulled out and came on her face!!!??? What did she do?&quot; my reply is&nbsp; &quot;Well, she yelled at me, called me a selfish fuck and smeared it on my chest. So I went to clean up in&nbsp;the bathroom for <strong><font size="3">2 minutes and feel shame</font></strong>&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You go to the box...&nbsp;for 2 minutes... all by yourself...&nbsp;and you feel shame... but then you are set free..</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's a rather obscure reference going back to the movie Fubar.</p><p><strong><font size="3">Right Arm!!!!</font></strong></p><p>I also refer back to SlapShot a fair bit. When someone asks me how I felt after a particular incident... for instance; &quot;Holy shit man, you pulled out and came on her face!!!??? What did she do?&quot; my reply is&nbsp; &quot;Well, she yelled at me, called me a selfish fuck and smeared it on my chest. So I went to clean up in&nbsp;the bathroom for <strong><font size="3">2 minutes and feel shame</font></strong>&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You go to the box...&nbsp;for 2 minutes... all by yourself...&nbsp;and you feel shame... but then you are set free..</p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je56E6PrBFMFsBvRf2FAx./SIG=12a564fa8/EXP=1169264570/**http%3A//www.chicagobulldogshockey.com/Images/gcoach.jpg" border="0" width="316" height="340" /></p>

[TheVHD]

<p>But seriously... when anyone&nbsp;asks me something or accuses me&nbsp;and I don't want to answer... I go with either:</p><p>I'll think of it... or... I got confused</p><p>i.e. &quot;What do you want to eat?&quot; Answer: &quot;I'll think of it.&quot; or:</p><p>&quot;Did you take the last beer?&quot;&nbsp; Answer: &quot;I got confused.&quot;</p>

[Judge Smails]

&quot;Go get your fucking shinebox!&quot;

[TheVHD]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's a rather obscure reference going back to the movie Fubar.</p><p><strong><font size="3">Right Arm!!!!</font></strong></p><p>I also refer back to SlapShot a fair bit. When someone asks me how I felt after a particular incident... for instance; &quot;Holy shit man, you pulled out and came on her face!!!??? What did she do?&quot; my reply is&nbsp; &quot;Well, she yelled at me, called me a selfish fuck and smeared it on my chest. So I went to clean up in&nbsp;the bathroom for <strong><font size="3">2 minutes and feel shame</font></strong>&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You go to the box...&nbsp;for 2 minutes... all by yourself...&nbsp;and you feel shame... but then you are set free..</p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je56E6PrBFMFsBvRf2FAx./SIG=12a564fa8/EXP=1169264570/**http%3A//www.chicagobulldogshockey.com/Images/gcoach.jpg" border="0" width="316" height="340" /></p><p>But the hair is rotten here. - Hair? </p><p>Yeah. The hair. </p><p>&nbsp;It make me sick my allergies puke every day...&nbsp;BLAH!!!&nbsp;Like that PUKE!!!!&nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

&quot;Well dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me in a kitchen fulla kittens&quot;

[kentuckygirl]

<p>My Dad used to talk about &quot;shitting in a bed&quot; like it was the best thing in the whole damn world</p><p>also my granny always says &quot; I swan to goodness&quot; when she was surprised about something</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's a rather obscure reference going back to the movie Fubar.</p><p><strong><font size="3">Right Arm!!!!</font></strong></p><p>I also refer back to SlapShot a fair bit. When someone asks me how I felt after a particular incident... for instance; &quot;Holy shit man, you pulled out and came on her face!!!??? What did she do?&quot; my reply is&nbsp; &quot;Well, she yelled at me, called me a selfish fuck and smeared it on my chest. So I went to clean up in&nbsp;the bathroom for <strong><font size="3">2 minutes and feel shame</font></strong>&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You go to the box...&nbsp;for 2 minutes... all by yourself...&nbsp;and you feel shame... but then you are set free..</p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je56E6PrBFMFsBvRf2FAx./SIG=12a564fa8/EXP=1169264570/**http%3A//www.chicagobulldogshockey.com/Images/gcoach.jpg" border="0" width="316" height="340" /></p><p>But the hair is rotten here. - Hair? </p><p>Yeah. The hair. </p><p>&nbsp;It make me sick my allergies puke every day...&nbsp;BLAH!!!&nbsp;Like that PUKE!!!!&nbsp;</p><p>My hallergy to dese fan as returned!!!!!!</p><p>His best line came in the hotel room when he's talking to his agent....&quot;Trade me right fucking now&quot;...then&nbsp;Killer tells him to hang up, so he does and the phone instantly rings again. He answers it all happy &quot;allo&quot; as though it's his agent calling back to say he's been traded.</p>

[rooter]

<p>&quot;I wouldn't piss on that guys face if his teeth were on fire.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Cram it with walnuts, Ugly.&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

TUMMY

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2">Actually, This One Does Make Sense, But Fat Always Liked It:</font></p><p><font size="2"><strong><em>Life Is A Shit Sandwich, And Every Day's Another Bite!</em></strong></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Ramrod&nbsp;was drawing a blank but thanks to fat, Ramrod was able to remember some sayings&nbsp;he uses on occaision...</p><p>There's a shit storm rollin' in boys...</p><p>shit trooper....</p><p>The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree...</p><p>Every shit sunset brings a new shit sunrise....</p><p>Hang a shit hook I gotta go to the shit store....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 1-18-07 @ 11:50 PM</span>

[PapaBear]

Just call me Shroom, 'cause I'm a fun guy.

[Andomray]

<p>Most recently, the phrase &quot;Dead hooker's asshole&quot; has come up in my conversations.&nbsp; &quot;It's cold as a dead hooker's asshole outside!&quot;&nbsp; Or, &quot;Ew, it smells like a dead hooker's asshole in here.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Wow, maybe I should be a little more classy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nah.</p>

[Bob Impact]

<p>I like to break out a Haunted reference every now and again and toss out a &quot;I need that like I need teeth in my asshole.&quot;</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2">Fat's Delighted That He Helped In&nbsp;A Small Way&nbsp;To Release The Flood Of Ramrod Sayings!&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">However, He Is Quite Concerned That Ramrod Has Such A Pessimistic View Of Life!</font></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

Please Fat, Don't be concerned. Ramrod is full of joy,&nbsp;love and life. Ramrod just brings those out when people are down. Ramrod finds that such a stupid saying brings joy to others.

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2">All Is Right With The World, Then!</font></p>

[Bob Impact]

Bob's really not into the whole talking in the third person deal.

[tele7]

You Go Earl