Pimp of the Century...Donald Trump [Archive]

busybeeman

01-17-2007, 08:43 AM

Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />

busybeeman

01-17-2007, 08:58 AM

The Strahans Jean=pimp   Michael=simp$15+ million dollars to the winner and still champeen, Jean Strahan.Play on, playa!<img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/strwife.jpg" border="0" width="212" height="239" />

Snacks

01-17-2007, 10:35 AM

busybeeman wrote: The Strahans Jean=pimp   Michael=simp$15+ million dollars to the winner and still champeen, Jean Strahan.Play on, playa!<img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/strwife.jpg" border="0" width="212" height="239" /> wow, he married that! Sorry but shes awful. I thought he was screwed bad by that prenup but why marry her. He had many more options I would bet!

busybeeman

01-17-2007, 11:35 AM

She ain't bad lookin'...for an older broad.  I'd bang it...especially if $$$ was involved.  She can be my freak of the week.  Nome sane?<img src="http://blog.sportscolumn.com/images/storyimages/jeanstrahan.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="265" />

phixion

01-17-2007, 11:41 AM

just because you are a character doesnt mean you have character

busybeeman

01-17-2007, 11:46 AM

What did the five fingers say to your face?<img src="http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/RickJames.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" />Bee-hatch.

Dougie Brootal

01-17-2007, 12:01 PM

god, i am sick of this guy.

terry1979

01-17-2007, 12:20 PM

douggrasso wrote: god, i am sick of this guy. seriously...he is the worst

Team_Ramrod

01-17-2007, 01:44 PM

Can we just delete any threads/posts by the travelling salesman?Nome Saying?

phixion

01-17-2007, 01:50 PM

it makes me feel better than im not alone in this

busybeeman

01-18-2007, 05:35 AM

busybeeman wrote: Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />Antonio FargasOld School Player<img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/antonio_fargas_1.jpg" border="0" width="255" height="338" />

Dougie Brootal

01-18-2007, 05:53 AM

busybeeman wrote: Antonio FargasOld School Player<img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/antonio_fargas_1.jpg" border="0" width="255" height="338" /> i thought you people spelled it "playa"?

busybeeman

01-18-2007, 06:05 AM

Antonio FargasOld School Player<img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/antonio_fargas_1.jpg" border="0" width="255" height="338" /> Now, President Bill Clinton was a real Player:<a href="http://www.quickrob.com/political/Cartoons/King%20Pimp%20Clinton.jpg">http://www.quickrob.com/political/Cartoons/King%20Pimp%20Clinton.jpg</a>

busybeeman

01-18-2007, 06:12 AM

Any discussion of pimpology must naturally include the inimitable, irreproducable, irreplacable...yeah, you knows who I'm talkin' 'bout:Don "Magic" Juan<div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://myspace-526.vo.llnwd.net/00113/62/59/113089526_m.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="213" /></div>

Dougie Brootal

01-18-2007, 06:14 AM

who are you talking to?

phixion

01-18-2007, 06:35 AM

who are you talking to?  hes just a character following a script.

Dougie Brootal

01-18-2007, 06:37 AM

phixion wrote: who are you talking to?  hes just a character following a script. o shit, i just had an idea! do you think if we ignore him altogether he'll go away forever like on the simpsons when the mascots went crazy or he'll just keeping talking to himself in these awful threads?

phixion

01-18-2007, 06:44 AM

ill give it a shot, but to me i think hes just a monkey jerkin off, hes gonna do it whether he has an audience or not.

busybeeman

01-18-2007, 07:17 AM

busybeeman wrote: What did the five fingers say to your face?<img src="http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/RickJames.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" />Bee-hatch.S-L-A-P !(Cold-blooded)Free Ron & Fez Dave Chapelle as Rick James Tee-shirt (front and back)

FMJeff

01-18-2007, 08:45 AM

busybeeman wrote: Any discussion of pimpology must naturally include the inimitable, irreproducable, irreplacable...yeah, you knows who I'm talkin' 'bout:Don "Magic" Juan* style="text-align: center"><img src="http://myspace-526.vo.llnwd.net/00113/62/59/113089526_m.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="213" /> is that no filter paul from the halloween party?

busybeeman

01-18-2007, 09:29 AM

From Wikipedia:<table border="0" cellspacing="4" class="infobox" style="font-size: 90%; width: 20em; text-align: left; align: right"><tbody><tr><th colspan="2" style="text-align: center">Don "Magic" Juan</th></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="background-color: #f9f9f9; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Image:Don_Magic_Juan.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Don_Magic_Juan.jpg/200px-Don_Magic_Juan.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></a> Don "Magic" Juan on his debut album cover.</td></tr></tbody></table>

busybeeman

01-18-2007, 09:31 AM

FMJeff wrote: busybeeman wrote: Any discussion of pimpology must naturally include the inimitable, irreproducable, irreplacable...yeah, you knows who I'm talkin' 'bout:Don "Magic" Juan* style="text-align: center"><img src="http://myspace-526.vo.llnwd.net/00113/62/59/113089526_m.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="213" /> is that no filter paul from the halloween party? from Wikipedia:He was caricatured in <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Aaron_McGruder" title="Aaron McGruder">Aaron McGruder</a>'s <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Comic_strip" title="Comic strip">comic strip</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/The_Boondocks" title="The Boondocks">The Boondocks</a> for a November/December <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/2003" title="2003">2003</a> story arc during which Boondocks characters Huey and Caesar were attempting to find then-U.S. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/National_Security_Advisor_(United_States)" title="National Security Advisor (United States)">National Security Advisor</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Condoleezza_Rice" title="Condoleezza Rice">Condoleezza Rice</a> a boyfriend.

Dougie Brootal

01-18-2007, 07:07 PM

faggot.

busybeeman

01-19-2007, 05:27 AM

busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />Antonio FargasOld School Player<img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/antonio_fargas_1.jpg" border="0" width="255" height="338" /> "Never could swim. Cain't catch the rhythm of the stroke."P-FUNK<img src="http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/pics/pfcom2.gif" border="0" width="442" height="356" /><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://funkadelica0.tripod.com/Funkadelica/motorprint2b.GIF&imgrefurl=http://funkadelica0.tripod.com/Funkadelica/Funkadelica2.html&h=216&w=194&sz=21&hl=en&start=6& tbnid=hqsS4mU8uEZKMM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsir%2Bnose%26svnum%3D100%26hl%3Den%26 lr%3D%26safe%3Doff">http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://funkadelica0.tripod.com/Funkadelica/motorprint2b.GIF&imgrefurl=http://funkadelica0.tripod.com/Funkadelica/Funkadelica2.html&h=216&w=194&sz=21&hl=en&start=6& tbnid=hqsS4mU8uEZKMM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsir%2Bnose%26svnum%3D100%26hl%3Den%26 lr%3D%26safe%3Doff</a>

phixion

01-19-2007, 05:30 AM

faggot. see?

Dougie Brootal

01-19-2007, 05:31 AM

this is still going on? what does it all mean?!?

busybeeman

01-19-2007, 05:33 AM

busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: What did the five fingers say to your face?<img src="http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/RickJames.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" />Bee-hatch.S-L-A-P !(Cold-blooded)Free Ron & Fez Dave Chapelle as Rick James Tee-shirt (front and back)It's an invasion of the player-hating doo-doo chasers.  Dr. Funkenstein cares not for the suckas.

busybeeman

01-19-2007, 06:02 AM

<table border="0" class="infobox" style="width: 20em"><tbody><tr><td colspan="3" style="background: lightsteelblue; text-align: center">The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Image:Parliament-The_Clones_of_Dr._Funkenstein_(album_cover).jpg" title="The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein cover"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Parliament-The_Clones_of_Dr._Funkenstein_%28album_cover%29.jp g" border="0" alt="The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein cover" width="200" height="194" /></a></td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="background: lightsteelblue; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Studio_album" title="Studio album">Studio album</a> by <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Parliament" title="Parliament">Parliament</a></td></tr></tbody></table>

This message was edited by busybeeman on 1-19-07 @ 10:05 AM

Team_Ramrod

01-19-2007, 06:12 AM

Okay beeman, I think I'm ready to be a true pimp playa now.How's this? Ready?  These Jive Turkeys ain't got no love for the pimpin playas trying to make some scratch on the internet. My chickipoos are waiting for some tender lovin' so I should be sliding on outta here to avoid the board fuzz cause I ain't trying to get me no suspension in the joint cause I'm too cool daddio.I'm gonna keep in real and try staying alive cause it's hard out here for a pimp. I don't care what you all say about me and bee cause we are a mutherfuckin P.I.M.P.  And yeah boooooooooy, what DID the five fingers say to the face!?     Wrong! They said "I'm Rich Bitch"!!!!!!!!  Playas unite.                                                Go away beeman

busybeeman

01-19-2007, 06:45 AM

It's the effort that counts.Hey, Player, lot of space in that reply (edit it out).<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="6" width="744"><tbody><tr><td colspan="3" valign="top"><div class="entryhead"><img src="http://www.harvardmagazine.com/lib/03jf/images/rn-cinema.superfly.jpg" border="0" width="203" height="290" /></div></td><td colspan="3" valign="top"> </td></tr></tbody></table>

Dougie Brootal

01-19-2007, 06:47 AM

busybeeman wrote: It's the effort that counts.Hey, Player, lot of space in that reply (edit it out).<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="6" width="744"><tbody><tr><td colspan="3" valign="top">* class="entryhead"><img src="http://www.harvardmagazine.com/lib/03jf/images/rn-cinema.superfly.jpg" border="0" width="203" height="290" /> </td><td colspan="3" valign="top"> </td></tr></tbody></table>aww, how cute! it thinks its a mod!

busybeeman

01-19-2007, 08:47 AM

busybeeman wrote: <table border="0" class="infobox" style="width: 20em"><tbody><tr><td colspan="3" style="background: lightsteelblue; text-align: center">The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Image:Parliament-The_Clones_of_Dr._Funkenstein_(album_cover).jpg" title="The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein cover"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Parliament-The_Clones_of_Dr._Funkenstein_%28album_cover%29.jp g" border="0" alt="The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein cover" width="200" height="194" /></a></td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="background: lightsteelblue; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Studio_album" title="Studio album">Studio album</a> by <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Parliament" title="Parliament">Parliament</a></td></tr></tbody></table>This message was edited by busybeeman on 1-19-07 @ 10:05 AM <img src="http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/pics/PFCOM5.GIF" border="0" width="442" height="367" />lyrics Bop Gun by P-Funk"Bop Gun (Endangered Species)" Hmm! Yeah! Oooooh, yeahhh-aayy! On guard! Defend yourself! Movin' right on you, baby! On guard! Defend yourself! Down to get down, (down!) baby Turn me loose We shall overcome Where did you get that funk from, huh? Turn me on They're spoiling the fun Let's shoot them with the bop gun On guard!

busybeeman

01-19-2007, 10:25 AM

<table border="0" class="infobox" style="width: 20em"><tbody><tr><th colspan="3" style="background: khaki; text-align: center">"Bop Gun (One Nation)"</th></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="text-align: center"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bop_Gun.jpg" title=""Bop Gun (One Nation)" cover"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Bop_Gun.jpg" border="0" alt=""Bop Gun (One Nation)" cover" width="200" height="199" /></a></td></tr><tr><th colspan="3" style="background: khaki; text-align: center"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_(music)" title="Single (music)">Single</a> by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Cube" title="Ice Cube">Ice Cube</a></th></tr><tr><th colspan="3" style="text-align: center">from the album <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_Injection" title="Lethal Injection">Lethal Injection</a></th></tr></tbody></table>ICE CUBE LYRICS "Bop Gun (One Nation)" (feat. George Clinton) At these up late times, hardcore funkateers before the bop gun. We unleash you a positive light. The bop gun can do you no harm. It frees yo mind, so yo kind can follow. (Yeahhh.) Humdrum don't succumb when I'm done, buckin' shit One nation under a groove gettin down for the fuck of it Tear the roof of this motherfucker like we did last night, son And hit you with the bop gun Hit you with the bop gun, heh, Buss a cap with my bop gun, Gotta hit you with the bop gun, Buss a cap with the bop gun, hit you with the bop gun, Buss a cap with the bop gun, heh, 'cause I'm the top gunGettin down on the one which we believe in

Dougie Brootal

01-19-2007, 11:40 AM

what?

busybeeman

01-19-2007, 01:03 PM

busybeeman wrote: <table border="0" class="infobox" style="width: 20em"><tbody><tr><th colspan="3" style="background: khaki; text-align: center">"Bop Gun (One Nation)"</th></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="text-align: center"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Bop_Gun.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Bop_Gun.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="199" /></a></td></tr><tr><th colspan="3" style="background: khaki; text-align: center"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_(music)" title="Single (music)">Single</a> by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Cube" title="Ice Cube">Ice Cube</a></th></tr><tr><th colspan="3" style="text-align: center">from the album <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_Injection" title="Lethal Injection">Lethal Injection</a></th></tr></tbody></table> busybeeman wrote: <table border="0" class="infobox" style="width: 20em"><tbody><tr><td colspan="3" style="background: lightsteelblue; text-align: center">The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Image:Parliament-The_Clones_of_Dr._Funkenstein_(album_cover).jpg" title="The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein cover"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Parliament-The_Clones_of_Dr._Funkenstein_%28album_cover%29.jp g" border="0" alt="The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein cover" width="200" height="194" /></a></td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="background: lightsteelblue; text-align: center"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Studio_album" title="Studio album">Studio album</a> by <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Parliament" title="Parliament">Parliament</a></td></tr></tbody></table>This message was edited by busybeeman on 1-19-07 @ 10:05 AM <img src="http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/pics/PFCOM5.GIF" border="0" width="442" height="367" /><img src="http://shop.rapbay.com/images/Too%20Short%20Pimpin%20Inc.gif" border="0" width="334" height="323" /> "Bop Gun (One Nation)" (feat. George Clinton) At these up late times, hardcore funkateers before the bop gun. We unleash you a positive light. The bop gun can do you no harm. It frees yo mind, so yo kind can follow. (Yeahhh.) Humdrum don't succumb when I'm done, buckin' shit One nation under a groove gettin down for the fuck of it Tear the roof of this motherfucker like we did last night, son And hit you with the bop gun Hit you with the bop gun, heh, Buss a cap with my bop gun, Gotta hit you with the bop gun, Buss a cap with the bop gun, hit you with the bop gun, Buss a cap with the bop gun, heh, 'cause I'm the top gunGettin down on the one which we believe in

busybeeman

01-20-2007, 06:29 AM

busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />Antonio FargasOld School Player<img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/antonio_fargas_1.jpg" border="0" width="255" height="338" /> Old-old school Player, Cab Calloway:<img src="http://www.bobgruen.com/files/asst/R.166%20CAB%20CALLOWAY%20REGINE'S%2078.jpg" border="0" width="225" height="320" />

busybeeman

01-21-2007, 09:21 AM

The Mack.  A seminal, ground-breaking study of pimpology:<img src="http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/COVERS%209/THE%20MACK.jpg" border="0" width="876" height="612" />

busybeeman

01-22-2007, 05:19 AM

Antonio FargasOld School Player<img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/antonio_fargas_1.jpg" border="0" width="255" height="338" /> Old-old school Player, Cab Calloway:<img src="http://www.bobgruen.com/files/asst/R.166%20CAB%20CALLOWAY%20REGINE'S%2078.jpg" border="0" width="225" height="320" /> New School PlayerPuffy aka P Diddy<img src="http://www.sptimes.com/2003/09/01/photos/D_3_ex01diddy_NYR113_0901.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="272" />

busybeeman

01-22-2007, 03:26 PM

<img src="http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf400/f472/f47222ylzsd.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" />Lyrics by Too Short  "Pimpology"<a href="http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Too-Short/Pimpology.html">http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Too-Short/Pimpology.html</a>

busybeeman

01-23-2007, 05:32 AM

busybeeman

01-23-2007, 08:06 AM

Pee Wee says, "Play nice in Pee Wee's Playhouse."

busybeeman

01-23-2007, 10:27 AM

<img src="http://www.orangeyeti.com/images/pee-wee-bike-gone.jpg" border="0" width="338" height="240" />Pee-wee: Some night, huh? Large Marge: On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this... <img src="http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/4560/peewee0sv.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="190" />

Wallower

01-23-2007, 11:26 AM

This must be some kind of message board bot. It's not making any sense.Either that or the special ed class just got a new computer.

mendyweiss

01-23-2007, 11:35 AM

<img src="http://www.nationalfolkfestival.com/images/2006_performers_01/Chuck_Brown.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="496" />How bout some DC go-go music Brotha !!!

busybeeman

01-23-2007, 11:43 AM

<img src="http://www.rhythms-riffs.com/wp-content/Hooker02.jpg" border="0" alt="John Lee Hooker" width="262" height="347" /> John Lee Hooker<div align="left"></div><div align="left">Sho nuff.</div>

Dougie Brootal

01-23-2007, 11:46 AM

not quite dude.

busybeeman

01-23-2007, 11:56 AM

<img src="http://www.48chicagoblues.com/Muddy%20Waters%20for%20web%20site/Hard%20Again%20Cover.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="293" /><h1>I'm Ready</h1><h1>Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon</h1>I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for meI got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some SCHOOL BOY start a fight 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

terry1979

01-23-2007, 12:00 PM

busybeeman wrote: <img src="http://www.48chicagoblues.com/Muddy%20Waters%20for%20web%20site/Hard%20Again%20Cover.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="293" /><h1>I'm Ready</h1><h1>Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon</h1>I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for meI got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some SCHOOL BOY start a fight 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for meThis guy just doesn't go away

busybeeman

01-23-2007, 12:07 PM

<ul><li>"Are You Experienced?", Are You Experienced? (1967) </li></ul><ul><li>White collar conservative flashin' down the street, Pointing that plastic finger at me, Hoping soon my kind will drop and die, But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high.</li></ul><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/arts/images/multimedia/sixties/mank_jimi.jpg" border="0" width="354" height="425" />

Wallower

01-23-2007, 12:35 PM

Hey, this is actually kind of fun. I copy random shit from the internet:  FY FAN! : : Sweden Fall 2006 October 26th 2006 | Aktivitetshuset, Malmö October 27th 2006 | Kulturhuset, Jönköping October 28th 2006 | Russindiscot, Blomstermåla October 29th 2006 | Underjorden, Göteborg October 30th 2006 | HELP! October 31th 2006 | Skylten, Linköping November 1st 2006 | Mariaberget, Västerås November 2nd 2006 | Intakto, Gävle November 3rd 2006 | Punkfest 9 (Hamnmagasinet), Umeå November 4th 2006 | Garaget, Stockholm November 5th 2006 | Congero, Västervik  Drop in a picture link:<img src="http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5156/beaver1fc3d5f02sa.png" border="0" width="79" height="124" /> Then I'll say, "Feel this! I'm the cliche book douche. Peep what I'm hawking. I can find wickeddy-wickedy wack references on the intro-net and paste 'em inta messageboards. I wish you freaks will buy my drivel so I can stop living with moms."

Dougie Brootal

01-23-2007, 12:37 PM

Wallower wrote: Hey, this is actually kind of fun. I copy random shit from the internet:  FY FAN! : : Sweden Fall 2006 October 26th 2006 | Aktivitetshuset, Malmö October 27th 2006 | Kulturhuset, Jönköping October 28th 2006 | Russindiscot, Blomstermåla October 29th 2006 | Underjorden, Göteborg October 30th 2006 | HELP! October 31th 2006 | Skylten, Linköping November 1st 2006 | Mariaberget, Västerås November 2nd 2006 | Intakto, Gävle November 3rd 2006 | Punkfest 9 (Hamnmagasinet), Umeå November 4th 2006 | Garaget, Stockholm November 5th 2006 | Congero, Västervik  Drop in a picture link:<img src="http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5156/beaver1fc3d5f02sa.png" border="0" width="79" height="124" /> Then I'll say, "Feel this! I'm the cliche book douche. Peep what I'm hawking. I can find wickeddy-wickedy wack references on the intro-net and paste 'em inta messageboards. I wish you freaks will buy my drivel so I can stop living with moms." <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

busybeeman

01-24-2007, 06:03 AM

busybeeman wrote: Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />IKE TURNER <img src="http://www.sheilaburnett-photography.com/Pictures/SPOT-Ike%20Turner.jpg" border="0" width="451" height="620" /> NEED WE SAY MORE?

Dougie Brootal

01-24-2007, 06:07 AM

busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />IKE TURNER <img src="http://www.sheilaburnett-photography.com/Pictures/SPOT-Ike%20Turner.jpg" border="0" width="451" height="620" /> NEED WE SAY MORE?this is why no one likes you. read what i said in the predators thread.

busybeeman

01-24-2007, 06:34 AM

<img src="http://www.cornmo.com/assets/image_upload/blazingsad55.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="214" />Where all yo' mama ass at?

busybeeman

01-24-2007, 08:43 AM

<img src="http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/getaway2.jpg" border="0" width="550" height="370" />The GetawaySteve McQueen Layeth the Smacketh on Ali McGraw.

This message was edited by busybeeman on 1-24-07 @ 1:06 PM

busybeeman

01-24-2007, 03:38 PM

I'm warnin' you, Norton!<img src="http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/movie/moonthumb.jpg" border="0" width="124" height="86" />

This message was edited by busybeeman on 1-26-07 @ 10:25 AM

busybeeman

01-26-2007, 06:27 AM

Scarlett, where's my money?<img src="http://www.iphotocentral.com/Photos/VintageWorks_Images/Full/6297GWTW.jpg" border="0" width="766" height="554" />

busybeeman

01-27-2007, 06:40 AM

<img src="http://musicindustry.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/Kid%20rock%20sex.jpg" border="0" width="273" height="340" />KID ROCK LYRICS "Pimp Of The Nation" There's only two types of men Pimps and Johns There's one type of bitch And that's a hoe God damn holly hooker this is my world God damn time to go Where's my dough It's startin to snow All I want is the dollas I've been a pimp so long I knew gandhi when he had an afro

busybeeman

01-28-2007, 09:24 AM

Lee Marvin<img src="http://www.chrisbeetles.com/img/pictures/artists/O-Neill_Terry/C24361-b.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="536" />All I want to know is this:  B**** Better Have My Money.

busybeeman

01-28-2007, 10:46 AM

We to like having cultural learnings pimp business in America!<img src="http://members.cox.net/sciatica/images/wildandcrazy.jpg" border="0" width="340" height="233" /><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a>

This message was edited by busybeeman on 1-28-07 @ 2:55 PM

busybeeman

01-29-2007, 06:11 AM

<img src="http://www.nndb.com/people/269/000030179/salugax.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="255" />You can call me Ray.  You can call me Jay.  Ya doesn't have to call me Johnson.  Just B**** best gots my money!

busybeeman

01-30-2007, 06:42 AM

<table border="0" cellspacing="2" class="infobox" style="font-size: 90%; width: 21em; text-align: left; align: right"><tbody><tr><th colspan="2" style="text-align: center">Alphonse G. Capone</th></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><img src="http://www.theroadwanderer.net/66Illinois/images/ILAlCapone.jpg" border="0" width="219" height="252" />"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Image:Al-capone.jpg"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f3/Al-capone.jpg/138px-Al-capone.jpg" border="0" width="138" height="180" /></a> </td></tr><tr valign="top"><th align="right">Born</th><td><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/January_17" title="January 17">January 17 11:49 A.M.</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/1899" title="1899">1899</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Brooklyn" title="Brooklyn">brooklyn</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/New_York" title="New York">New York</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/USA" title="USA">USA</a></td></tr></tbody></table>Capone moves to Chicago Torrio immediately recognized Capone's talents and soon Capone had been elevated to running the Four Deuces bar and had responsibility for much of the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Alcoholic_beverage" title="Alcoholic beverage">alcohol</a> and <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Prostitution" title="Prostitution">prostitution</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Racket_(crime)" title="Racket (crime)">rackets</a> in the city of Chicago.

This message was edited by busybeeman on 1-30-07 @ 11:57 AM

narc

01-30-2007, 12:59 PM

"Big Pimpin'" - Jay ZYou know I thug 'em fuck'em love 'em leave 'emCuz I don't fuckin' need 'emTake 'em out the hood Keep 'em lookin' goodBut I don't fuckin' feed 'em First time they fuss I'm leavin Talkin' bout "What's the reason?" I'm a pimp in every sense of the word bitchbetter trust than believe 'emIn the cut where I keep 'em 'til I need to nut'til I need to beat the gutsThan it's beep beep and I'm pickin' 'em up Let 'em play with the dick in the truckMany chicks wanna put Jigga fists in cuffsDivorce him and split his bucks Just because you got good head I'mma break breadSo you can be livin it up?Should I part with nothin' y'all be frontin' me give my heart to a woman?Not for nothing never happen I'll be forever mackin' Hardcore in assassins I got no passionI got no patience and I hate waitin''ho get yo' ass in and lets ri-i-i-i-i-ideCheck 'em out now ri-i-i-i-i-ide let's ri-i-i-i-i-ide Check 'em out now ri-i-i-i-i-ideWe doing big pimpin' we spending cheese Big Pimpin' on B-L-A-DsWe doing big pimpin' up in NYC It's just the Jigga Man pimp-c and B-U-N-B

narc

01-30-2007, 01:17 PM

Judge Smails

01-30-2007, 01:32 PM

busybeeman

01-31-2007, 05:06 AM

busybeeman wrote: Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />George Raft<img src="http://www.porthalcyon.com/features/200503/images/raft.jpg" border="0" width="260" height="343" />

busybeeman

01-31-2007, 05:08 AM

George Raft<img src="http://www.streetswing.com/histmai2/gif/1raft1.gif" border="0" width="198" height="198" />B****, where the hell is my money?

busybeeman

01-31-2007, 05:09 AM

George Raft<img src="http://www.annegwynne.com/images/2006/Silver%20Screen%20-%20Anne-Pat_O_Brien.jpg" border="0" width="224" height="300" />B****, where's my money?

narc

01-31-2007, 09:04 AM

I betcha he's getting paid to spam us. You can say "bitch" on this forum. Hell, you can even say "cunt." No big deal.

Dougie Brootal

01-31-2007, 09:07 AM

hey busybeeman,i think i should have saved this one for you!<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/newthreadcat9cl.gif" border="0" width="90" height="84" />

busybeeman

02-01-2007, 05:39 AM

busybeeman wrote: Lee Marvin<img src="http://www.chrisbeetles.com/img/pictures/artists/O-Neill_Terry/C24361-b.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="536" />All I want to know is this:  B**** Better Have My Money.My Little Chicadees...Better Have My Money<img src="http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Fields,%20W.C/Fields,%20W.C.%20(Big%20Broadcast%20of%201938,%20T he)_01.jpg" border="0" width="363" height="425" />

narc

02-01-2007, 04:41 PM

busybeeman

02-02-2007, 05:08 AM

busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: Michael Strahan, simp extraordinaire of the NY (football) Giants, got ganked by his wife.  (Good job, Jean.  I ain't a hater.  'Don't hate the player...hate the game.')  But, it must be acknowledged, that the world's pimp overlord and pimp extraordinaire must be...DONALD TRUMP.Pimp on, Player.  You gave up only $2 mil to your ex-ho.  You took Merv Griffin (originator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune) for a couple hundred mil.  Mr. Trump, we ain't worthy.  Play on, Playa!<a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/601914">http://www.lulu.com/content/601914</a><img src="http://cache.gawker.com/news/knauss.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="425" />IKE TURNER <img src="http://www.sheilaburnett-photography.com/Pictures/SPOT-Ike%20Turner.jpg" border="0" width="451" height="620" /> NEED WE SAY MORE?Yes, Rudy Ray Moore is the Man:<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.shockingimages.com/dolemite/films/images/human/HUMAN_TORNADO-5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.shockingimages.com/dolemite/films/humangallery1.php&h=162&w=216&sz=26&hl=en&start=2& tbnid=WB6HR9TyUTpZkM:&tbnh=80&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDOLOMITE%2Bray%2Bmoore%26svnum%3D10%2 6hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff">http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.shockingimages.com/dolemite/films/images/human/HUMAN_TORNADO-5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.shockingimages.com/dolemite/films/humangallery1.php&h=162&w=216&sz=26&hl=en&start=2& tbnid=WB6HR9TyUTpZkM:&tbnh=80&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDOLOMITE%2Bray%2Bmoore%26svnum%3D10%2 6hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff</a>

Dougie Brootal

02-02-2007, 06:08 AM

didnt the mods tell you to knock that shit off?

busybeeman

02-02-2007, 06:35 AM

busybeeman wrote: <img src="http://www.cornmo.com/assets/image_upload/blazingsad55.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="214" />Where all yo' mama ass at? <img src="http://www.collectinghollywood.com/AFargas2.jpg" border="0" width="341" height="431" /> From I'm Gonna Get You Sucka:<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0267279/">Flyguy</a>: My bitch better have my money/Through rain, sleet, or snow/My whore better have my money/Not half, not some, but all my cash/'Cause if she don't,/I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

Team_Ramrod

02-02-2007, 06:38 AM

You are absolutely fucking horrible. You really are the worst piece of shit we have here.... Anyone know when funwithcorpses ban is over? At least that character had some humour.You fucking suck!Go away, playa.

busybeeman

02-02-2007, 06:40 AM

busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: busybeeman wrote: What did the five fingers say to your face?<img src="http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/RickJames.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" />Bee-hatch.S-L-A-P !(Cold-blooded)Free Ron & Fez Dave Chapelle as Rick James Tee-shirt (front and back)It's an invasion of the player-hating doo-doo chasers.  Dr. Funkenstein cares not for the suckas.Um...er...ah....What the hail is you talking about?

cupcakelove

02-02-2007, 06:44 AM

Can't someone please lock this worthless thread?

Dougie Brootal

02-02-2007, 06:59 AM

<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/PLEASE.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="400" />

This message was edited by douggrasso on 2-2-07 @ 11:13 AM

mikeyboy

02-02-2007, 07:09 AM

Wow.  I can't believe I ignored this thread for so long.  Is there any point to this besides being a place for busybeeman to cut and paste like he has tourettes?  I think this has gone as far as it needs to go.

cupcakelove

02-02-2007, 07:09 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Wow. I can't believe I ignored this thread for so long. Is there any point to this besides being a place for busybeeman to cut and paste like he has tourettes? I think this has gone as far as it needs to go. Thank you.  You are a great man.