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haywoodj1
01-15-2007, 03:12 PM
<p>Does anyone remember the electronic football game??? You'd set up the players in all their positions, which would take some time.&nbsp; Then, you'd flick the switch and the vibrating field would send the players willy-nilly across the field.&nbsp; It took me&nbsp;some years to discover (in my early teens) that that to was great for separating the seeds and stems&nbsp;from my weed.&nbsp; I'd just place a little on the field...flick the switch and let the vibrating&nbsp; football field do all the work.........Whammo!</p>

mdr55
01-15-2007, 03:17 PM
Glue and magic markers.<br />

narc
01-15-2007, 03:19 PM
<strong>haywoodj1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Does anyone remember the electronic football game??? You'd set up the players in all their positions, which would take some time. Then, you'd flick the switch and the vibrating field would send the players willy-nilly across the field. It took me some years to discover (in my early teens) that that to was great for separating the seeds and stems from my weed. I'd just place a little on the field...flick the switch and let the vibrating football field do all the work.........Whammo!</p><p>&nbsp;I thought you were gonna say you put your junk on the field and ran a batch that way. Not that that would be remotely gay.&nbsp; </p>

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 03:20 PM
Lawn Darts...................To throw at my brother

PapaBear
01-15-2007, 03:20 PM
<strong>haywoodj1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>great for separating the seeds and stems&nbsp;from my weed.&nbsp; Whammo!</p><p>Who has used a Frisbee for the same thing?</p><p><img src="http://www.gersteinlab.org/frisbee/frisbee.png" border="0" width="381" height="384" /></p>

phixion
01-15-2007, 03:30 PM
great for separating the seeds and stems&nbsp;from my weed.&nbsp; Whammo! &nbsp;old guys and their regs, howd you people smoke that shit? i always get headaches from anything with seeds.

BoondockSaint
01-15-2007, 03:31 PM
<p>G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip.</p><p><img src="http://www.abc1tv.co.uk/show/ellen/profiles/cms_res/prof_joe.jpg" border="0" width="195" height="298" /></p>

Doctor Z
01-15-2007, 03:34 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />Glue and magic markers.<br /> <p>&nbsp;Might as well lock the thread now.</p><p>&nbsp;It's over, folks.&nbsp; Everybody go home. </p>

Hottub
01-15-2007, 04:04 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>haywoodj1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>great for separating the seeds and stems&nbsp;from my weed.&nbsp; Whammo!</p><p>Who has used a Frisbee for the same thing?</p><p><img src="http://www.gersteinlab.org/frisbee/frisbee.png" border="0" width="381" height="384" /></p><p>Or...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.canaltrans.com/musica/images/encuesta-5mejores/dark-side-of-the-moon.jpg" border="0" width="220" height="220" /></div>

Judge Smails
01-15-2007, 04:58 PM
Besides those already mentioned, I used to use my&nbsp;Louisville Slugger to crush&nbsp;my enemies. To see them driven before me. And to hear the lamentations of their women.

Gvac
01-15-2007, 05:03 PM
<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br />Besides those already mentioned, I used to use my Louisville Slugger to crush my enemies. To see them driven before me. And to hear the lamentations of their women. <p>That is good.</p><p>That is good. &nbsp;</p>

Landblast
01-15-2007, 05:07 PM
<strong>haywoodj1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;was great for separating the seeds and stems from my weed. I'd just place a little on the field...flick the switch and let the vibrating football field do all the work.........Whammo!</p><p>&nbsp;that's funny as shit.</p>

lintpit
01-15-2007, 05:09 PM
<p><font size="3">double posting fool</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lintpit on 1-15-07 @ 9:11 PM</span>

lintpit
01-15-2007, 05:09 PM
<font size="3">O and A ONCE TALKED ABOUT SOME GIRL USING THE 'HARRY POTTER' BROOM FOR SELF PLEASURE. i STILL&nbsp; USE A SLINKY FOR HOLDING LETTERS AND BILLS ON MY DESK.</font>

Bellyfullasnot
01-15-2007, 05:56 PM
There use to be a Flintstones wiffle ball bat.&nbsp; The handle was round, but the &quot;barrel&quot; was flat like a 2x4.&nbsp; It was perfect for smashing airborne lightning bugs.&nbsp; Things you do when you're 9.

FUNKMAN
01-15-2007, 07:48 PM
i use a bucket from a Play In The Sand set to rinse the tub after I clean it...&nbsp;&nbsp; i cut and used part of the handle of a hockey stick to secure the sliding patio door

Marc with a c
01-15-2007, 07:52 PM
<p>i use my anal beads as nunchucks</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 07:58 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i use my anal beads as nunchucks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>for some reason I believe you</p>

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2007, 08:01 PM
<p>What if I said that I heard that someone plays Madden alone in 2 player mode while sitting on the second controller having the thumbstick shoved in their ass so they could feel the rumble?</p><p>It's just something I heard. That's all.</p>

FUNKMAN
01-15-2007, 08:04 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i use my anal beads as nunchucks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i think it's the other way around...</p>

TommySoprano
01-21-2007, 11:33 PM
Is using a toy gun to rob a joint considered a different purpose?

Snacks
01-22-2007, 01:59 AM
<p>I didnt use my mothers sheena easton albums for what they were suppose to be used for.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/CampoNJ/sheena.jpg</p>

ralphbxny
01-22-2007, 05:49 AM
<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I didnt use my mothers sheena easton albums for what they were suppose to be used for.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a175/CampoNJ/sheena.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="538" /></p><p>Beat me to it...well so to speak!!</p>

sr71blackbird
01-22-2007, 04:41 PM
I used to chew on Barbies feet

RoseBlood
01-22-2007, 06:39 PM
<p>this thread makes me think of dildos</p>

Bob Impact
01-22-2007, 06:44 PM
For some reason when I was younger I had a pee wee herman doll that I would continually smash with a baseball bat.&nbsp; When it was trashed I would tape it up and do it again.&nbsp; I really liked Pee Wee's Playhouse too.

PapaBear
01-22-2007, 06:44 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this thread makes me think of dildos</p><p>On a related note...&nbsp;&nbsp; I haven't, but I sure have thought about it...</p><p><img src="http://www.extra-mile.com/swim/graphics/RHB-armvests00020.jpg" border="0" width="169" height="101" /></p>

tele7
01-22-2007, 06:52 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this thread makes me think of dildos</p><p>bizzy buzz buzz..</p><p><img src="http://www.feelingretro.com/toy_img/bizzy.jpg" border="0" width="225" height="165" /></p><p>...from the 70's.&nbsp;&nbsp;A pen that vibrates while you write.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

RoseBlood
01-22-2007, 07:06 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this thread makes me think of dildos</p><p>On a related note...&nbsp;&nbsp; I haven't, but I sure have thought about it...</p><p><img src="http://www.extra-mile.com/swim/graphics/RHB-armvests00020.jpg" border="0" width="169" height="101" /></p><p>they be some tight lips</p>

lleeder
01-22-2007, 07:14 PM
<strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this thread makes me think of dildos</p><p>On a related note...&nbsp;&nbsp; I haven't, but I sure have thought about it...</p><p><img src="http://www.extra-mile.com/swim/graphics/RHB-armvests00020.jpg" border="0" width="169" height="101" /></p><p>they be some tight lips</p><p><font size="3">Not tight enough</font></p>

RoseBlood
01-22-2007, 07:23 PM
<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />For some reason when I was younger I had a pee wee herman doll ... <p>ok, so technically Christmas 2005 you WERE younger</p>

lleeder
01-28-2007, 11:11 AM
<p><font size="3">I microwaved playdough and made it into a pocket pussy</font></p><p><img src="http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/220000/225800/225815/Products/9299076.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="201" /></p>

Don Stugots
01-28-2007, 02:18 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i use my anal beads as nunchucks</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>for some reason I believe you</p><p>oh its true, i seen him in action.&nbsp; both ways. &nbsp; </p>

riverofpiss
01-29-2007, 12:06 AM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>RoseBlood</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this thread makes me think of dildos</p><p>On a related note...&nbsp;&nbsp; I haven't, but I sure have thought about it...</p><p><img src="http://www.extra-mile.com/swim/graphics/RHB-armvests00020.jpg" border="0" width="169" height="101" /></p><p>they be some tight lips</p><p><font size="3">Not tight enough</font></p><p>Not confident that you could fill it up?</p>

boeman
01-29-2007, 08:56 AM
add a little extra air... and the problem is solved.

RoseBlood
01-29-2007, 09:21 AM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br />add a little extra air... and the problem is solved. <p>haha.. you speak from experience?</p>

newport king
01-29-2007, 07:29 PM
i know this&nbsp;cool mother fucker&nbsp;who used a pacifier as a butt-plug.

ShelleBink
01-29-2007, 07:41 PM
<p>This thread makes me feel dirty.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And for me, Twister has taken on a whole different enjoyment when played naked.&nbsp;</p>