View Full Version : Garth Brooks...country singer or soothsayer?
Capt.Spaulding
01-13-2007, 06:44 PM
<p>I was coming back from a selling venture, on the road for 5 weeks. I cheated on my wife at least 12 times during this trip. She is usually none the wiser...but evidently the hotel clerk at one of the hotels I was staying in didn't heed my 'no phone calls' request. My wife called, as she usually does...I stay at this hotel all the time...and all hell broke loose apparently. My girlfriend didn't tell me anything.</p><p> Anyway, I'm listening to my XM on the way home and 'The Thunder Rolls' comes on...and next thing I know I'm getting slapped in my driveway at 2 in the morning.</p><p> </p><p>Coincidence?</p>
thelyonhart
01-13-2007, 06:47 PM
I dont think its a coincidence.. i'm glad she slapped you though, that part of the story was good
Tall_James
01-13-2007, 06:56 PM
<p><img src="http://www.blountseafood.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/33057abef7f1195aba567e5eb9e9d256/photo/clamchowderrecipe.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="194" /></p><p><font size="7">CLAM CHOWDER !!!</font></p>
Capt.Spaulding
01-13-2007, 06:57 PM
<strong>thelyonhart</strong> wrote:<br />I dont think its a coincidence.. i'm glad she slapped you though, that part of the story was good <p>You're right...slapping makes the sex only that much hotter.</p>
FezPaul
01-13-2007, 06:58 PM
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FezPaul
01-13-2007, 06:59 PM
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Capt.Spaulding
01-13-2007, 07:04 PM
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lleeder
01-13-2007, 07:06 PM
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Team_Ramrod
01-13-2007, 10:18 PM
<p>C'mon guys, don't you know gag posting isn't nice.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Don't forget that grandma spaulding can get her underoos from sears Captain.</p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9FJqh4v2alFeRIBChX2FAx./SIG=12maib3i8/EXP=1168845487/**http%3A//images.quizilla.com/M/MsWednesday/1068422190_nnypanties.jpg" border="0" width="207" height="157" /></p>
reeshy
01-13-2007, 11:04 PM
Hey scumbag.......I hope she slits your throat.......no hard feelings though!!!!!
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