I had sex with a black girl two nights ago

[Capt.Spaulding]

She said my johnson was large.  Now it's only about 8 inches, so do you think she was trying to be nice, or do you think she's fucked too many white guys?

[Capt.Spaulding]

<p>And also...does this make me a wigger?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I do enjoy an occasional Eminem track.</p>

[reeshy]

Gee...I don't know....I do know that Sears is having a sale on tires tomorrow...I'm so there!!!!!!

[epo]

<p>So did you have the coke or the cash?&nbsp; </p><p>It doesn't make you a bad person though....</p>

[lleeder]

The Sears by our house meet you there!!!!!

[reeshy]

SUNRISE MALL....forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[burrben]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Gee...I don't know....I do know that Sears is having a sale on tires tomorrow...I'm so there!!!!!! <p>i need new tires too</p>

[Tall_James]

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/73/Topic/32330/page/Sears_Appreciation_Thread.htm">Sears rules!</a>

[mikeyboy]

I ate a can of corned beef hash today.

[Tall_James]

You know what?&nbsp; Flannel bed sheets are fucking awesome.&nbsp; I can't believe how wonderfully comfortable they are on a cold night.&nbsp; Maybe I'll go to Sears with you guys tomorrow and pick up another set.

[DonInNC]

<strong>Capt.Spaulding</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And also...does this make me a wigger?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I do enjoy an occasional Eminem track.</p><p>no, it makes her a bonky.</p>

[lleeder]

Well we're going to Sears Auto Center not Sears silly

[Tall_James]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />Well we're going to Sears Auto Center not Sears silly <p>Yeah, but aren't they usually right next to each other at the mall?&nbsp; </p>

[lleeder]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />Well we're going to Sears Auto Center not Sears silly <p>Yeah, but aren't they usually right next to each other at the mall?&nbsp; </p><p>This one is way on the other end of the parking lot. I guess we can do both</p>

[Lumber]

<strong>Capt.Spaulding</strong> wrote:<br />She said my johnson was large.&nbsp; Now it's only about 8 inches, so do you think she was trying to be nice, or do you think she's fucked too many white guys? <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; So...your into Mudsharkin'? looser.</p>

[mdr55]

Was she dark dark black or light black???<br />

[sailor]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br />You know what? Flannel bed sheets are fucking awesome. I can't believe how wonderfully comfortable they are on a cold night. Maybe I'll go to Sears with you guys tomorrow and pick up another set.<p>&nbsp;<font size="2">they're the best for winter!<br /></font></p>

[johnniewalker]

Was she a prosti?

[SinA]

Do they have Craftsman or Snap-On? I can never remember.

[mendyweiss]

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/imokproductions/GBindianpics" border="0" width="400" height="300" />SCHWARTZAS !!!!!

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Gee...I don't know....I do know that Sears is having a sale on tires tomorrow...I'm so there!!!!!! <p>I need tires too.</p><p>I want to buy these for my Jeep</p><p><img src="http://www.mickeythompsontires.com/images/products/baja_claw_radial.jpg" border="0" width="269" height="350" /></p><p>Maybe I can find a sale.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ooooooooohhhhhhhhh, I have gas.</p>

[FezPaul]

<img src="http://c66.yellowpages.com/ilhf_temp/ypc/491809.gif" border="0" width="120" height="90" />

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />Do they have Craftsman or Snap-On? I can never remember. <p>Craftsman</p>

[Hottub]

Spaudling, I hope you can do better. Otherwise you and me aren't going to get along too well.

[Capt.Spaulding]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Spaudling, I hope you can do better. Otherwise you and me aren't going to get along too well. <p>Have you seen anything better tonight?</p>

[thelyonhart]

<p>You've really hitched your star to a terrible film there, captain spaulding </p>

[Capt.Spaulding]

<strong>thelyonhart</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You've really hitched your star to a terrible film there, captain spaulding </p><p>The Devils Rejects is a cult sensation...bite your tongue.</p>

[thelyonhart]

<strong>Capt.Spaulding</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>thelyonhart</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You've really hitched your star to a terrible film there, captain spaulding </p><p>The Devils Rejects is a cult sensation...bite your tongue.</p><p>and you are an ass... bite YOUR tongue... </p>

[CptFeathersword]

We don't have any Sears nearby in Australia. It's a shame too because my ship sprung a leak. Maybe I'll see if Jeff has a Stihl saw.

[Tall_James]

<img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/Matted_Prints/MP_FN0631~Fred-With-Tires-Los-Angeles-1984-Posters.jpg" border="0" width="350" height="423" />

[FezPaul]

<strong>thelyonhart</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Capt.Spaulding</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>thelyonhart</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You've really hitched your star to a terrible film there, captain spaulding </p><p>The Devils Rejects is a cult sensation...bite your tongue.</p><p>and you are an ass... bite YOUR tongue... </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">All of you bite your tongues...there's only one Captain Spaulding.</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.geocities.com/marxbrosfans/Groucho3.jpg" border="0" width="384" height="494" /></p>

[lleeder]

<img src="http://www.usgennet.org/usa/ny/county/allegany/CemeteryPages/WindusCem-Amity/Pix-Norton-WindusCem-Amity/Spaulding%20Monument.jpg" border="0" width="414" height="552" />

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p><font><font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/52/topic/55656">I had sex with a black girl two nights ago</a></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00003/81/75/3825718_m.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="124" /></p><p>Well, I got two radio shows.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[walking joint]

Hi Spauldings

[A.J.]

<p>So what you're saying is that you &quot;got it from a Negro&quot;?</p><p><img src="http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_213.jpg" border="0" width="472" height="321" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by A.J. on 1-14-07 @ 3:29 PM</span>

[Marc with a c]

i touched bobby panteras hand two nights ago.

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>Capt.Spaulding</strong> wrote:<br />She said my johnson was large.&nbsp; Now it's only about 8 inches, so do you think she was trying to be nice, or do you think she's fucked too many white guys? <p>you're a horrible pathetic person and i hate you ...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/thumbs.jpg</p>

[Ritalin]

<p>By &quot;black girl&quot; do you mean black guy?</p><p>And, where you said &quot;had sex&quot;, didn't you mean got raped?&nbsp;</p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>By &quot;black girl&quot; do you mean black guy?</p><p>And, where you said &quot;had sex&quot;, didn't you mean got raped?&nbsp;</p><p>By black girl he meant black guy.</p><p>But by &quot;had sex&quot;, he meant &quot;paid for the sex with the black guy.&quot;</p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>GwEnYpOo</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Capt.Spaulding</strong> wrote:<br />She said my johnson was large.&nbsp; Now it's only about 8 inches, so do you think she was trying to be nice, or do you think she's fucked too many white guys? <p>you're a horrible pathetic person and i hate you ...</p><p>Ouch. </p>

[dolemyte]

<p>Dunno what to tell ya, i kinda graduated from the sistahs myself...moved on to others</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*throws up black power fist*&nbsp;</p>