At Home Survival Tips

[hyperspace]

The "Bottle Dump" your in the shower when you discover the shampoo bottle has little or no shampoo in it. you then procede to unscrew the cap, fill the bottle from the shower head to the proper specifications shake it thorougly and then dump the entire contents on your head directly from the bottle.

[nevnut]

<p>&quot;The Finger Lick&quot;</p><p>You ran out of toilet paper while on the shitter, you use your fingers then lick them clean.</p>

[Chigworthy]

<p>The &quot;ribbed for her pleasure&quot;.</p><p>You have just regular, silly condoms, so you put the condom on, then rip the rib cage out of your gerbil or hamster and tie it to the condom.</p>

[SatCam]

The Finger Nail Pick

You realize that all your steralized hospital-grade tooth picks have run out so after clipping your finger nails you use the result to remove the plaque from your teeth

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>After getting pissed at your chick and punching a hole in the wall (or putting her head through it....I won't judge) apply drywall mud to the blemish.</p><p>Instead of sanding off the excess take a wet sponge and wash it off until it is flush with the wall. This way you avoid the mess of drywall dust in your house.</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>After getting pissed at your chick and punching a hole in the wall <font style="background-color: #ff9900">(or putting her head through it....I won't judge)</font> apply drywall mud to the blemish.</p><p>Instead of sanding off the excess take a wet sponge and wash it off until it is flush with the wall. This way you avoid the mess of drywall dust in your house.</p><p>It don't make you a bad person.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

Exactly my point