View Full Version : Thou Hath Puncheth Me in the Ear- Shakespearan Fight Club
IkeaBoy
11-02-2001, 10:38 PM
who'd win in a fight:
Ophelia or Desdemona
Banquo or Julis Ceasar
Othello or Hamlet?
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The Blowhard
11-02-2001, 10:55 PM
Thou shall sucketh my bodkin! ;)
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I think Othello would kick Hamlet's ass. Othello would be like a Muhammed Ali and Hamlet is like a schizo Puck (Puck from MTV's Real World, not Midsummer Nights Dream)
Julius Ceasar, hands down
Desdemona by forfeit, Ophelia would have killed herself before the match.
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RF Godfather
11-03-2001, 01:26 AM
I smell another installment of MTV's Shakespearian DEATHMATCH!"
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11-03-2001, 06:58 AM
This os now my favorite post!
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Captain Rooster
11-03-2001, 07:32 AM
Iago
would be hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike against Othello!
Hamlet and Iago would tag team Othello's punk ass!
How poetic
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Se7en
11-04-2001, 01:58 PM
I bite my thumb at thee, sir!
I'd like to see the Laurence Fishburne Othello fight the Mel Gibson Hamlet, Matrix-style, with Orson Welles Macbeth as special guest referee. Get me a jury, knave!
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IkeaBoy
11-04-2001, 02:14 PM
i'd like to add that if you want to bring in other Shakespeare characters you can.
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