View Full Version : The Creepiest Ad You'll See This Week
Tenbatsuzen
01-09-2007, 04:56 PM
<p><img src="http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_01_jerryorbach.JPG" border="0" width="637" height="216" /></p><p> </p><p>Apparently, the women who received his donated eyes now have snappy one-liners all the time!</p><p> </p><p> </p>
GwEnYpOo
01-09-2007, 05:03 PM
eww yucky old man eye !!
<p>It's a better ad than:</p><p><strong><font size="7">WE WANT YOUR EYEBALLS.</font></strong> </p>
FUNKMAN
01-09-2007, 05:10 PM
<p>gotta admit it looks like an ad that will catch your eye</p><p> </p><p><font size="7">HA</font><font size="6">HA</font><font size="5">HA</font><font size="4">HA</font><font size="3">HA</font>HA oh boy!</p>
GwEnYpOo
01-09-2007, 05:13 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">It's a better ad than:</font></font></p><p><strong><font size="7">WE WANT YOUR EYEBALLS.</font></strong> </p><p>I'd prefer that , then i wouldn't have to think about losing an eye and getting one thats all covered in old guy - juice ...</p>
Bulldogcakes
01-09-2007, 05:13 PM
<img src="http://shillpages.com/movies/deadmanseyes1944vhs.gif" border="0" width="320" height="240" />
FUNKMAN
01-09-2007, 05:16 PM
<p>they wouldn't want mine because i was never a good pupil...</p><p> </p><p>man that was cornea</p>
Bulldogcakes
01-09-2007, 05:17 PM
<p><img src="http://www.worriedshoes.com/g3/images/soup.JPG" border="0" width="450" height="500" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Soup, anyone?</p>
Bulldogcakes
01-09-2007, 05:17 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>they wouldn't want mine because i was never a good pupil...</p><p> </p><p>man that was cornea</p>I liked it! <p> </p>
Judge Smails
01-09-2007, 05:18 PM
<p>"Nobody makes Baby blind in the cornea."</p><p> </p><p>(See, cause he played the dad in Dirty Dancing. Get it?)</p><p>(Meh)</p><p> </p>
BoondockSaint
01-09-2007, 05:19 PM
What's so creepy about that?
FUNKMAN
01-09-2007, 05:23 PM
<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>"<strong>Nobody makes Baby blind in the cornea</strong>."</p><p> </p><p>(See, cause he played the dad in Dirty Dancing. Get it?)</p><p>(Meh)</p><p> </p><p>except the coroner...</p><p>get it? cornea - coroner...see where i'm going?</p>
Team_Ramrod
01-09-2007, 05:47 PM
<p>Whew, let's stop with the puns...they are getting kinda cornea.</p><p>On a serious note, I don't think that ad was creepy at all. It really caught my attention and opened <em>my eyes</em>. I can see how this ad may raise some <em>eye</em>brows. Who ever created this ad sure had <em>vision</em></p>
Doctor Z
01-09-2007, 05:48 PM
<p>Who the hell wants an old man's cataract eyes? Give me some of those fresh KID EYES!</p><p> </p><p>And also, how the hell does ONE guy give sight to TWO people? Do they each just get one eye? </p>
DonInNC
01-09-2007, 05:55 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>man that was cornea</p><p>It got me retina ol' funnybone.</p>
FUNKMAN
01-09-2007, 06:06 PM
<p>i heard about the racial profiling though. somebody said that the " iris need not apply "...</p><p>they said the blue and green eyes were the best and the brown eyes were pretty shitty</p>
mendyweiss
01-09-2007, 06:08 PM
Iris, is that You ?
lleeder
01-09-2007, 06:20 PM
<p>I feel better for the guys that got his eyes than that poor girl that recieved the nose transplant he donated.</p>
DonInNC
01-09-2007, 07:56 PM
This thread lens itself to being bumped.
SatCam
01-10-2007, 04:19 PM
The Eye Bank? Wow, he must've been in some pretty bad debt
ChrisTheCop
01-10-2007, 08:31 PM
<p>hate to interrupt a fine comedy pyramid, but i actually heard about this yesterday and his widow said that he had perfect eyes, 20/20, and that he could read in the dark. He had great eyes, and had said theyre the only things he had worth leaving to anybody. He was a prince in life, and afterward.</p><p>And I was hoping to actually be creeped out. what a gyp.</p><p>I have awful eyes (sorry Gaia) but if any of you want any of my other organs after i die, gather round. Big Ass card holders get first dibs. </p>
TooCute
01-10-2007, 09:16 PM
I dunno.. I saw a creept EPT ad today. "It's the most sophisticated piece of
circuitry you'll ever ... you know... on" as they show a stream of <liquid>
pouring on to the end of the pregnancy test... it was a spoof of car
commercials. either funny or creepy. not sure.
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_01_jerryorbach.JPG" border="0" width="637" height="216" /></p><p> </p><p>Apparently, the women who received his donated eyes now have snappy one-liners all the time!</p><p>They must have been a sight for sore eyes.</p>
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