That wacky Pat Robertson is at it again! [Archive]

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epo

01-08-2007, 07:57 PM

Honestly can somebody do me a favor and off this son of a bitch?  <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070102/ap_on_re_us/robertson_prediction">Now he's predicting "mass killings" in the US in late 2007.</a>  Quick give all of your money to his ministries!  Everytime I start to rationalize that there must be a God of some sort, this retard speaks up.

DonInNC

01-08-2007, 08:33 PM

Can God create a forehead so big that even he can't lift it?

Team_Ramrod

01-08-2007, 08:45 PM

First of all, maybe stop trying to rationalize... We lived in a world that's way too Fucked up.I can't believe how fuckbags like this get people to listen to them.

A.J.

01-09-2007, 03:49 AM

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September. Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with <a href="http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=Israel" title="Related information on Israel" onclick="activateYQinl(this);return false;">Israel</a> and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."  Does God also tell him lottery numbers and whom to pick in sporting events?

DonInNC

01-09-2007, 04:55 AM

A.J. wrote: Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September. Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with <a href="http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=Israel" title="Related information on Israel" onclick="activateYQinl(this);return false;">Israel</a> and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."  Does God also tell him lottery numbers and whom to pick in sporting events?See that's the thing - If God gives him the powerball numbers a couple times a year, he can quit worrying about fund-raising and focus on doing God's work.

Zorro

01-09-2007, 05:17 AM

Even easier than lotto numbers God could just tell him which one of the racehorses he owns is going to win the race.

EliSnow

01-09-2007, 05:24 AM

Last year, he said God told him that America would "lashed by storms"On <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/May_8" title="May 8">May 8</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a> Robertson said, "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms." On <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/May_17" title="May 17">May 17</a>, <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a> he elaborated, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Pacific_Northwest" title="Pacific Northwest">Pacific Northwest</a>."<a href="#_note-57">[60]</a>  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson</a>Apparently, he didn't hear the Lord right.  I can't believe this guy got a degree from the Yale University School of Law.   Fucker coudn't pass the bar though.

Death Metal Moe

01-09-2007, 05:33 AM

It's religion.  You don't have to be smart to sell it.  I also am surprised a guy like that has anything but an At Home degree, but he probably came from money and breezed through school.I cannot believe the kind of people it would take to make this guy rich.  Complete tools sending him money they need more than him.