The Shortest Book Ever Written

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2">Anyone Have Any Ideas For The Title Of A Book That Would Be Extremely Short?</font></p><p><font size="2">Here's Fat's Suggestion:</font></p><p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;How I Made It On My Own&quot;</em></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp; by Melissa Rivers</font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Manage Stress&quot; - by Earl Douglas</font></strong>

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2">Or, His 2nd Book:</font></p><p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;My Conversations With Management&quot;</em></strong>&nbsp; by Earl Douglas</font></p>

[GonzoStyle]

<p>how to moderate message boards. </p><p>By: IrishAlkey</p>

[boeman]

<p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;How to make new friends on RonFez.net&quot;</em></strong>&nbsp; by funwithcorpses</font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Pick Up Chicks&quot; by Fez Whatley</font></strong>

[A.J.]

&quot;<em>A.J.'s Dating Advice</em>&quot;

[GonzoStyle]

<p>&quot;Exit Strategies&quot;</p><p>By: Donald Rumsfeld</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;How to make new friends on RonFez.net&quot;</em></strong>&nbsp; by funwithcorpses</font></p><p>Maybe Brujo can ghost write on this book</p>

[Lumber]

My Exciting Life.

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Look Like A Million Bucks&quot; by These Two...um...guys???</font></strong></p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/androgenous.jpg</p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Pick The Perfect Gift&quot; by Fez Whatley</font></strong></p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/SNC10953Small.jpg</p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2"><strong><em>My Hot Sex Life With My Hubby Al Reynolds&nbsp; </em></strong>By Star Jones<br /></font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p>

[Fat_Sunny]

<font size="2">FezPaul, The Picture Of That Couple Is Just Too, Well, Disturbing.</font>

[lintpit]

<strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">FezPaul, The Picture Of That Couple Is Just Too, Well, Disturbing.</font> <p>FAts see thread 'androgeny'.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fat_Sunny</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">FezPaul, The Picture Of That Couple Is Just Too, Well, Disturbing.</font> <p>FAts see thread 'androgeny'.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/55344/page/androgeny">Here.</a></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 1-6-07 @ 2:40 PM</span>

[reillyluck]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Look Like A Million Bucks&quot; by These Two...um...guys???</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/androgenous.jpg" border="0" width="389" height="400" /></p><p>Man have they grown up!</p><p>http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/jwpster/180px-Corey_Haim_Corey_Feldman_Drea.jpg</p>

[Ritalin]

<p>War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No, wait.&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Build Up People's Self Esteem&quot; by&nbsp;Opie Hughes</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

How Not To Get Pussy - by Justin Timberlake

[Fat_Sunny]

<p><font size="2">Thank You For The Link.&nbsp; Ick!</font></p><p><font size="2">You Gotta Love A Dark-Haired Dyke With A Hairlip!</font></p>

[furie]

Famous Jewish Sports Legends?

[boeman]

<p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;I have proof I'm not homeless&quot;</em></strong>&nbsp; by Tossy The Salad</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;I've found the real killer&quot;</em></strong>&nbsp; by O.J. Simpson</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by boeman on 1-6-07 @ 3:25 PM</span>

[sailor]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;How to make new friends on RonFez.net&quot;</em></strong> by funwithcorpses</font></p><p>Maybe Brujo can ghost write on this book</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i was actually wondering if fat was related to FWC<br /></font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;Tips For Dating Dawn Cumia, Anthony's Sister&quot; by Fez Whatley</font></strong>

[reillyluck]

&quot;pee in my butt&quot;&nbsp; Written by sheepy

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Pick Up Chicks&quot; by Fez Whatley</font></strong><p>&nbsp;&quot;How to make love to a woman&quot; by Fez Whatley </p>

[boeman]

<p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;My Road to Modship&quot;</em></strong> by reillyluck </font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" width="22" height="29" /></p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;My Road to Modship&quot;</em></strong> by reillyluck </font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" width="22" height="29" /></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /></p><p>&nbsp; Lock it up!</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Write Funny And Original Jokes&quot; by Harry T</font></strong>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />Famous Jewish Sports Legends? <p>Chapter One</p><p>Sandy Koufax</p><p>The End.</p><p>Copyright 5767</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-6-07 @ 4:14 PM</span>

[outlawfrank]

<font size="4">&quot;Zen and the Art of Cowbell Slinging&quot;- Ron Bennington</font>

[FezPaul]

<strong>outlawfrank</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">&quot;Zen and the Art of Cowbell Slinging&quot;- Ron Bennington</font> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Get The Bit&quot; by outlawfrank</font></strong></p>

[boeman]

<strong>outlawfrank</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">&quot;Zen and the Art of Cowbell Slinging&quot;- Ron Bennington</font> <p>I dunno, Ron has a lot of style in his cowbell throwing... I'd say it'd be a fairly long book.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>edit: I bow to you FezPaul.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by boeman on 1-6-07 @ 4:22 PM</span>

[MHasegawa]

how to take a joke by death metal moe

[DonInNC]

<p><font size="2">The Steak <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Connoisseur's</span> Handbook&nbsp;- Earl Douglas</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[GonzoStyle]

Dress to impress <p>By: The members of FBA</p>

[outlawfrank]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>outlawfrank</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">&quot;Zen and the Art of Cowbell Slinging&quot;- Ron Bennington</font> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Get The Bit&quot; by outlawfrank</font></strong></p><p>now I see, I am a fucking idiot.</p><p><font size="3">&quot;How to Live Comfortably in You're Own Skin&quot;- Fez Whatley</font></p>

[boeman]

<font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;The Movies I've Reviewed&quot;</em></strong> by Paul O</font>

[DonInNC]

<font size="2">Things I Won't Fuck - East Side Dave</font>

[outlawfrank]

<p><font size="3">&quot;How to Be Honest with You're Loved Ones&quot;- East Side Dave</font></p>

[sailor]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />Famous Jewish Sports Legends? <p>Chapter One</p><p>Sandy Koufax</p><p>The End.</p><p>Copyright 5767</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-6-07 @ 4:14 PM</span><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">shawn green, hank greenberg, ernie grunfeld, max baer, jack dempsey, lyle alzado (!), sage rosenfels, sarah hughes (opie's cousin, i believe?), and a whole slew of owners and coaches.&nbsp; i always thought harmon killebrew was, but i think i made that up in my head.&nbsp; and, yes, i know lists are thrilling to read.</font></p><p><font size="2">i pulled these from wikipedia, but my link button won't work.&nbsp; :(</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_athletes&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>DonInNC</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">Things I Won't Fuck - East Side Dave</font> <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p>

[reeshy]

Italian War Heroes!!!!

[FezPaul]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>furie</strong> wrote:<br />Famous Jewish Sports Legends? <p>Chapter One</p><p>Sandy Koufax</p><p>The End.</p><p>Copyright 5767</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-6-07 @ 4:14 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;<font size="2">shawn green, hank greenberg, ernie grunfeld, max baer, jack dempsey, lyle alzado (!), sage rosenfels, sarah hughes (opie's cousin, i believe?), and a whole slew of owners and coaches.&nbsp; i always thought harmon killebrew was, but i think i made that up in my head.&nbsp; and, yes, i know lists are thrilling to read.</font></p><p><font size="2">i pulled these from wikipedia, but my link button won't work.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_athletes&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">You forgot Moe Berg the catcher/spy.</font></strong></p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>i found the WMD's by george w bush</p><p>how to defend your country when invaded&nbsp; by france</p>

[Kevin]

Great playoff performances by a guy named Manning.

[boeman]

<font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;How to control your emotions on the field&quot;</em></strong> by Dick Vermiel</font>

[Fallon]

&quot;How to say what Kevin just did&quot; -Fallon <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Fallon on 1-6-07 @ 5:38 PM</span>

[cougarjake13]

how steroids helped my career&nbsp; by mark mcgwire

[SnoogansCar]

Keeping a car long term by Snoogans.

[boeman]

<font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;How to mourn your pets untimely death&quot;</em></strong> by Fez Whatley</font>

[boeman]

<font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;Our Trip to the World Series in 2007&quot;</em></strong> by The Kansas City Royals</font>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Get Things Done&quot; by Don &quot;Wiki&quot; Wickland</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

&quot;How to build an arena&quot; by Mario Lemieux

[cougarjake13]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;Our Trip to the World Series in 2007&quot;</em></strong> by The Kansas City Royals</font> <p>wouldnt it be funny if this years royals do what the tigers did last year ???</p>

[cougarjake13]

how to kick a game winning field goal in the super bowl by scott norwood

[boeman]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;Our Trip to the World Series in 2007&quot;</em></strong> by The Kansas City Royals</font> <p>wouldnt it be funny if this years royals do what the tigers did last year ???</p><p>yeah... right. and the Chiefs made the playof... nevermind.</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">A ComprehenT... Compreen... Crompleen... Aww to Heck w/ it... Public Speaking by George W.&nbsp;Bu$h</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080">What's Under East Side Dave's Kilt by ESD (oops sorry, that would be the shortest SUBJECT!!!)</font></strong></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Make A Charming Apology On Pal Talk&quot; by Irish Alkey</font></strong>

[lintpit]

<a href="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4D9MKBFMk4A8VWJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjYzZubXM 2BHBvcwM4BHNlYwNzcg--/SIG=1etruu31r/EXP=1168212605/**http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Ffr%3Dvz-imp%26tab%3DImages%26p%3Dfat%2B&amp;w=275&amp;h=512&amp;imgurl =www.plasticnipple.com%2Fimages%2Ffat_fucker.jpg&amp;r url=http%3A%2F%2Fanswers.yahoo.com%2Fquestion%3Fqi d%3D20060725160903AAcXL9O&amp;size=73.3kB&amp;name=fat_fuc ker.jpg&amp;p=fat&amp;type=jpeg&amp;no=8&amp;tt=1,046,690&amp;oid=407b 46952a8ee0ca&amp;ei=UTF-8"><img src="http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/3993793753" border="0" alt="Go to fullsize image" title="http://answers.yahoo.com/question?qid=20060725160903AAcXL9O" width="77" height="145" /></a>&nbsp;Dating tips and weight loss strategies. by louis mapenes.

[cougarjake13]

things to do when you retire by the rolling stones

[torker]

<font face="courier new,courier"><font size="2"><strong><em>My&nbsp;Negro Friends</em></strong>&nbsp;by A.Cumia</font></font>

[sr71blackbird]

What, are you getting too tired to write a long book from the effort of capitalizing the first letter of every word you type?

[shittyhambrgers]

you guys are fucking pissers man... cracking up over here.

[FezPaul]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />you guys are fucking pissers man... cracking up over here. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Written by?...</font></strong></p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>how to contribute to a thread by shitty hamburgers</p><p>haha just kidding</p>

[Kevin]

How to keep your players from being arrested. By the Cincinnati Bengals

[cougarjake13]

how to resign gracefully&nbsp; by nick saban

[shittyhambrgers]

haha fuck you guys.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

[torker]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand"><font size="2"><strong><em>Social Drinking for Dummies</em></strong> by William B. Staples</font></font></p>

[DonInNC]

<p><font size="2">On Being Irreplaceable - Drew Bledsoe</font></p>

[torker]

<p><font face="andale mono,times"><font size="2"><strong><em>Things I Remember About My Daddy</em></strong> by Conner Peterson</font></font></p>

[Kevin]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="andale mono,times"><font size="2"><strong><em>Things I Remember About My Daddy</em></strong> by Black People</font></font></p><p>fixed it!</p>

[cougarjake13]

how to win a super bowl by the philadelphia eagles

[boeman]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />haha fuck you guys.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /> <p>so, you're a &quot;one pump chump&quot;?</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>DonInNC</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">On Being Irreplaceable - Drew Bledsoe</font></p><p>&nbsp;nice!&nbsp; or the one by his teammate &quot;How to be a good teammate&quot; - Terrel Owens </p>

[torker]

<em><strong>The Art of Fellatio</strong></em> by Rosie O'Donnell

[cougarjake13]

how to be a good role model for young girls by tara connor

[Kevin]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />how to be a good role model for young girls by tara connor <p>Well by my standerds that should be a VERY long book.</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<p>Evolution For Dummies</p><p>By: George W Bush</p>

[boeman]

<font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;We're in the Playoffs!&quot;</em></strong> by The Kansas City Chiefs</font>

[weekapaugjz]

How to Hunt Safely - Dick Cheney

[cougarjake13]

how to survive a drive by by tupac with a preface by biggie smalls

[weekapaugjz]

How to win a war - France

[mendyweiss]

&quot;How to donate your money to charity&quot;- by Sol Bernstein

[GonzoStyle]

<p>How To Build A Successful Marriage</p><p>By: Elizabeth Taylor</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Get The Orange Juice Order Right&quot; by Pauly the Intern</font></strong>

[jetdog]

&quot;How to find and kill a 6 foot 5 diabetic Arab hooked up to a dialysis machine in the mountains of Afghanistan/Pakistan&quot; by GW Bush and D Rumsfeld.&nbsp; <br />

[GonzoStyle]

<p>I don't know about birthin' no babies</p><p>By: Silera</p>

[DonInNC]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="andale mono,times"><font size="2"><strong><em>Things I Remember About My Daddy</em></strong> by Conner Peterson</font></font></p><p><font size="2">Or -&nbsp;&nbsp;My Autobiography / Conner Peterson</font></p>

[torker]

<font face="helvetica"><em><strong>How To Succeed In NY Radio Without Really Trying</strong></em> by JV &amp; Elvis</font>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Get Ron The Right Sized Envelope&quot; by Bronx Johnny</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Promote Indie Bands&quot; by Earl Douglas</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;Dignity And Self-Esteem&quot; by East Side Dave</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Be Patient With Idiotic Hayseed Callers&quot; by Ron Bennington</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;Guide To Ney York Night Life&quot; by Fez Whatley</font></strong>

[cougarjake13]

how to be an interesting late night talk show guest by opie

[Kevin]

How to not be a post whore- By&nbsp; <span class="name"><font face="verdana" size="2" color="#000000"><strong>FezPaul</strong></font></span>

[boeman]

<p><font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;Keeping a Low Post Count&quot;</em></strong> by FezPaul</font></p><p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">crap, beaten to the punchline.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by boeman on 1-6-07 @ 8:28 PM</span>

[cougarjake13]

how not to have the same thoughts&nbsp; by kevin with a preface by boeman

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />how to be an interesting late night talk show guest by opie<p>&nbsp;with its sequel &quot;my radio career without anthony&quot; - greg hughes </p>

[boeman]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />how not to have the same thoughts&nbsp; by kevin with a preface by boeman <p>Holy crap, we almost did it again....</p><p>I was gonna go with <font size="2"><strong><em>&quot;Keeping Your Posts Fresh&quot;</em></strong> by boe and kevin</font></p>

[Kevin]

How to think faster than Kevin- By RonFez.net posters

[Fallon]

Get a room.

[boeman]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Get a room. <p>by...?</p>

[ralphbxny]

My life as a pimp by Fez Marie Whatley

[reeshy]

How to Make teh Funny....Cougar!!

[DonInNC]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Get a room. <p>by...?</p><p>Slow Mo</p>

[Bob Impact]

<p>The big list of funny board characters</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[boeman]

<font size="2">&quot;<em>How the Media Ruined My Life</em>&quot; By <strong>Britney Spears</strong> </font>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">The Wit And Wisdom Of Robin Williams</font></strong>

[SnoogansCar]

My Yankee Rumors that actually happened. By Bill Madden.&nbsp;&nbsp; HA!&nbsp;

[Fat_Sunny]

<font size="2"><strong><em>How To Behave Like A Man After You Beat The Bears&nbsp; </em></strong>By Brett Favre</font>

[keithy_19]

&quot;How to not die&quot;-a dead person.

[Kevin]

<p>How to be a fast and quick witted talker- By BIG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;How to not die&quot;-a dead person. <p>Erase that right now and we will forget it was ever written.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;How to not die&quot;-a dead person. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">That's so stupid it made me laugh out loud.</font></strong></p>

[Kevin]

Nevermind... Reading that again it was pretty damn funny... I appologizzzzzz ehh

[torker]

<font face="courier new,courier"><strong><em><font size="2">Today's Tom Sawyer: A Fan's Retrospective Of Rush</font></em></strong> b<span class="postdetails">y Ronald K. Bennington</span></font>

[FezPaul]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="courier new,courier"><strong><em><font size="2">Today's Tom Sawyer: A Fan's Retrospective Of Rush</font></em></strong> b<span class="postdetails">y Ronald K. Bennington</span></font> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">That's hurtful.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">And you used my font just to rub it in didn't you?</font></strong></p>

[PapaBear]

<p><strong>How To Get Your Point Across, In A Call To The Ron &amp; Fez Show</strong></p><p>By anyone named Tommy.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Sound Money Management by Mike Tyson</font></strong>

[PapaBear]

<p>&quot;The Wonders of Depth Perception&quot;</p><p>By Sammy Davis Jr. and Sandy Duncan</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(Ron to PapaBear)... How old ARE you?</p>

[tele7]

<strong><em>Funny Beaner Jokes</em></strong>-Carlos Mencia

[Kevin]

Material from My act that was not stolen from Bill Hicks- By Denis Leary.

[tele7]

<strong>How To&nbsp;Create Boring Message Board Threads</strong>-<em>Judge Smails</em>

[sailor]

<font size="2">our friendship - by death metal moe and spoon.&nbsp; </font><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

[Death Metal Moe]

&quot;The Encyclopedia of Funny Rape Jokes&quot; by Egyptian Teabag

[Death Metal Moe]

&quot;My Good Haircuts&quot; by Ron Diaz

[Death Metal Moe]

Don and Mike: The Funny Years

[Death Metal Moe]

Rap's Guide to Moderation and Self Control

[Death Metal Moe]

&quot;Academy Award Wins&quot; by Martin Scorsese

[boeman]

&quot;<em>How to Put Multiple&nbsp;Entries in a Single Thread</em>&quot; By <strong>Death Metal Moe</strong>

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;On The Wagon&quot; by Elfish</p>

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Big Things&quot; by Eric Logan</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

&quot;The White Man's Contribution to Civilization&quot;- by&nbsp; Malcolm X

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&quot;How To Be Funnier Than Louis C K&quot; by Dane Cook</font></strong>

[A.J.]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;The Wonders of Depth Perception&quot;</p><p>By Sammy Davis Jr. and Sandy Duncan</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(Ron to PapaBear)... How old ARE you?</p><p>With a forward by Peter Falk.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">The United States Constitution as I Understand It - by George W. Bush</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 1-7-07 @ 3:33 PM</span>

[Foster]

<font size="3">&quot;Losing a Presidential Election Gracefully&quot; by Al Gore</font>

[lintpit]

<font size="3"><strong>HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE</strong></font><font size="1">. BY ONE EYED JACK{OFF}.</font>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">The United States Constitution as I Understand It - by <strong>Georeg</strong> W. Bush</font> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Who?</font></strong></p>

[pennington]

<strong><em>The Things I Find Sexy About My Wife</em></strong> by Bill Clinton

[pennington]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Don and Mike: The Funny Years <p><strong><em>Vol. II: The Things I&nbsp;Like About JV &amp; Elvis&nbsp;</em></strong> by Death Metal Moe&nbsp;</p>

[lintpit]

<font size="3">RADIO PRODUCTION FOR DUMMIES</font><font size="1">. by east side dave.forward by Earl Douglas</font>

[lleeder]

How to Hold For Fieldgoals by Tony Romo

[shittyhambrgers]

&quot;dealing with management&quot; by paul the intern

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>pennington</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Don and Mike: The Funny Years <p><strong><em>Vol. II: The Things I&nbsp;Like About JV &amp; Elvis&nbsp;</em></strong> by Death Metal Moe&nbsp;</p><p>Actually, I came up with the idea of Volume 2 while Volume 1 was in pressing.&nbsp; We decided to put everything I liked about JV and Elvis on a quarter sized sticker we stuck to the back of the Don and Mike pamphlet.</p><p>Killed&nbsp;2 hack birds with one stone.</p>

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[Gvac]

&quot;How To Post Briefly and Concisely&quot; by Yerdaddy.

[lleeder]

Non-sarcastic Thread Responses by RonFez.net Members Collectively

[Kevin]

How to root for a winning team. By Greg Vacation.

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[Gvac]

&quot;Carrying Yourself With Dignity And Class&quot; by Jeremy Shockey.

[Kevin]

How to throw an accurate football- By Eli Manning

[Fallon]

&quot;How to win the big game&quot; by Chad Pennington

[boeman]

&quot;<em>How to take advantage of three interceptions</em>&quot; By <strong>The Kansas City Chiefs</strong>

[keithy_19]

<p>&quot;My time in the&nbsp;Vietnam War&quot;-by George W. Bush</p>

[keithy_19]

&quot;The good points of marrying Yoko&quot;-John Lennon

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;The good points of marrying Yoko&quot;-John Lennon <p>Even though a lot of fans didn't like Yoko, from John's perspective they were very much in love.</p><p>You need to play this game better bro.&nbsp; Regroup and come back later.</p>