Another Nazi "Choice" Question

[Judge Smails]

<p>You know the drill: Nazis have you and your loved ones held captive and force you to choose between two equally horrible alternatives yada yada yada.</p><p>Here's your choices:&nbsp; They can either amputate both of your legs or remove one of your significant other's eyes.&nbsp; MACH SCHNELL!!!&nbsp; Choose NOW!!!</p><p>(Would it make a difference if your significant other didn't ever have to find out that you were the one who made the choice?)</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

Legs.&nbsp; Hell, my dad lost one of his and has never even met a Nazi.

[mikeyboy]

<p>legs</p><p>Plus, I don't have to look at that creepy glass eye that doesn't move quite right.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-6-07 @ 1:37 AM</span>

[Fallon]

Can you fuck the eyehole afterwards?

[reeshy]

What if your chick is blind already???&nbsp;&nbsp; Or you poke her in the eyes and blame the Nazis when she's not watching???

[Judge Smails]

I forgot to mention that I also chose my own legs.&nbsp; While she was touched by my hypothetical sacrifice, my wife still&nbsp;said that she would choose my eye reasoning that I could get by much better with one eye than she could with no legs. Bitch.

[feralBoy]

<p>Yeah, I would go legs, as long as I knew the person who I was sacrificing for loved me.&nbsp; If you gave up your legs, and the bitch leaves you, that's fucked up.&nbsp; </p><p>&quot;you can always get a new eye, what am I going to do about my legs&quot;&nbsp;- dave chappelle almost.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

i would keep my legs, the sig other could still be able to see out of one eye and have a creepy glass eye, but having no legs would not be fun.

[tele7]

<p>Legs.</p><p><img src="http://www.flashinet.cz/futurama/img/prechod_left.gif" border="0" width="160" height="208" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<img src="http://www.aish.com/graphics/articles/I_Only_Have_Eyes_For_You_230x150_m.gif" border="0" width="230" height="150" />

[Fezticle98]

Sorry, the sig other loses an eye! After a few months have passed, I'd ask, &quot;Are you eyeballin' me?&quot; and unceremoniously dump her. Maybe that's why I'm single, but at least I have my legs.

[Gvac]

<p>This one's too easy.&nbsp; The chick loses an eye.</p><p>Don't any of you remember how hot Daryl Hannah looked in Kill Bill? &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.linternaute.com/cinema/image_cache/objdbfilm/image/300/1465.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">legs, cuz then my&nbsp;penis will look bigger!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.showhistory.com/EckFolder/johnny.eck.ripleysax.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="495" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p>

[angelinad128]

Eye.&nbsp; One eye doesn't make you a burden.

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You know the drill: Nazis have you and your loved ones held captive and force you to choose between two equally horrible alternatives yada yada yada.</p><p>Here's your choices:&nbsp; They can either amputate both of your legs or remove one of your significant other's eyes.&nbsp; MACH SCHNELL!!!&nbsp; Choose NOW!!!</p><p>(Would it make a difference if your significant other didn't ever have to find out that you were the one who made the choice?)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i think you have to let the chick know you made that call otherwise you could almost (depending on the person) get out of it guilt free</p><p>chick loses an eye, what good am i gonna be with no legs ??? i cant work like i do now, guess i could get a customer service job wherei sit all day and answer phones </p><p>but then i wouldnt be able to do any of the fun things i can do now, id be a prisoner and everytime i look at her and see both her eyes and then look down at where my legs used to be i'd get angry and pissed and the relationship would end b/c id hate her so much and myself for making that decision</p><p>i can always find a new chick if she gets pissed that i choose to take her eye out</p><p>cant get new legs that are my flesh if she dumps me b/c i'm a no good double amputee</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Can you fuck the eyehole afterwards? <p>sure and it's alot easier when you got two legs&nbsp; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!</p>

[OGC]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br><p><strong><font color="#000080">legs, cuz then myÿpenis will look bigger!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.showhistory.com/EckFolder/johnny.eck.ripleysax.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="495" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


No question, my legs stay with me. I've always wondered what it would be like if my dick was long enough to drag on the ground, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

As an added bonus, we would save half themoney we now spend on contact lenses for my wife.

Hey Bobo, I hope you don't mind if I post that picture in the photoshop thread for Photoshop Mike to play around with.
Calling Photoshop Mike, can we see what ESD would look like with his head on this body ?

[boeman]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000080">legs, cuz then my&nbsp;penis will look bigger!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.showhistory.com/EckFolder/johnny.eck.ripleysax.jpg" border="0" width="288" height="495" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>I just spit water all over my monitor... thanks for the laugh.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Depends on my mood, right now, I'd probably gouge out her eye myself. On a normal day, I'd choose to make the sacrifice and lose my legs.</p>

[Dash77]

<p><strong><em><font size="3">I say eye...</font></em></strong></p>

[lleeder]

I think I'd have to go with legs. If I remove her eye then she will always be able to bring it up against me in an arguement. Everything will always boil down to look what I did for you, loosing my eye. If I loose the legs then I can never lose.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<p>Eye. Why give up your legs when there's no guarantee she'd stay with you when you're legless? Then you're truly fucked for life.&nbsp;</p>

[boeman]

<strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Eye. Why give up your legs when there's no guarantee she'd stay with you when you're legless? Then you're truly fucked for life.&nbsp;</p><p>Handicap parking</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />I think I'd have to go with legs. <strong>If I remove her eye then she will always be able to bring it up against me in an arguement</strong>. Everything will always boil down to look what I did for you, loosing my eye. If I loose the legs then I can never lose. <p>very true, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on... actually you'd have two but anyway</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that sucked</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CofyCrakCocaine</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Eye. Why give up your legs when there's no guarantee she'd stay with you when you're legless? Then you're truly fucked for life. </p><p>Handicap parking</p><p>Well, I guess there are SOME perks to being legless </p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<p>http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/CRAZYBITCH.jpg</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>only if my significant other looked like this....</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />I think I'd have to go with legs. <strong>If I remove her eye then she will always be able to bring it up against me in an arguement</strong>. Everything will always boil down to look what I did for you, loosing my eye. If I loose the legs then I can never lose. <p>very true, you wouldn't have a leg to stand on... actually you'd have two but anyway</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that sucked</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">They can't all be gems.</font></strong></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Cut my fuckin legs off!</p><p>If I could take all my loved ones pain away and put it on me I'd do so gladly</p>