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reeshy
01-05-2007, 05:34 PM
<p>I'm watching &quot;Rambo 2&quot; tonight....I can't get over the similarities between him and me....it's like the director followed me all my life and wrote the script!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>For instance...when the colonel asked Rambo to go back to the Nam and rescue POW's....that's like when my dad asked me when I was gonna get a job....and I fucking GOT one!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or when Rambo's chick got killed in the stream....God I cried....that's like when I asked this chick if she wanted to fuck and she laughed at me.....I can feel Rambo's Pain as I write this!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or when Rambo started killing all the gooks.....just like when I yelled at a chinese guy for giving me the wrong order of Won Ton soup...God was he scared of me!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's amazing how much me and Ranbo are alike!!!!&nbsp;</p>

Kevin
01-05-2007, 05:36 PM
<p>That Ranbo sure is a swell guy!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood/6404/eiga/gazo/ranbo.png" border="0" width="50" height="61" />&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 1-5-07 @ 9:37 PM</span>

BoondockSaint
01-05-2007, 05:37 PM
I identify more with Ronky.

Kevin
01-05-2007, 05:46 PM
<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br />I identify more with Ronky.<p> where is he from? Ronkonkoma?? </p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 1-5-07 @ 9:56 PM</span>

FezPaul
01-05-2007, 05:54 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And I ranbo...<img src="http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/5/59/Afos.jpg" border="0" width="160" height="160" />...I ranbo so far away...</font></strong>

Team_Ramrod
01-05-2007, 07:32 PM
<p>I can understand your feeling Reesh, I liken myself to Neo on the first Matrix when he gets shot when he's chasing down the ringing phone in the apartment building... Sure we both went down but we got right back up. He didn't go to the emergency room but we both grew up and kick ass everyday.</p><p>I also think of the similarities between myself and Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. We both have these shitty, mindless,nowhere jobs but are as smart as fuck.</p><p>I'd much sooner be able to compare myself to Rambo but I'll take it where I can.</p>

SmoothLarry
01-05-2007, 07:39 PM
xm12<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm watching &quot;Rambo 2&quot; tonight....I can't get over the similarities between him and me....it's like the director followed me all my life and wrote the script!!!!</p><p>Fuck bad 80's movies.&nbsp; The lighting makes my sphincter ache.... I can't even explain it.</p><p>You should be listening to the Steamboat Springs Music Fest. on XM 12 like me.&nbsp; Ronnie was right, southern rock will explain it all to you.&nbsp; Every-other song is about smokin' or drinkin'something......</p><p>Recording it on the INNO, listening live on DirecTV.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SmoothLarry on 1-5-07 @ 11:41 PM</span>

reeshy
01-05-2007, 07:45 PM
You know, SmoothLarry...you disgust me....to put down Rambo like that is like spitting in my face....Rambo would look at you and cut you like he did that boar in the first movie....I would look at you and say &quot;Excuse Me&quot; in a rather irritating manner.....Rambo would approve...Both of us don't like you....you're probably born in North Viet Nam....don't deny it, you commie bastard!!!!!!

SmoothLarry
01-05-2007, 08:08 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />You know, SmoothLarry...you disgust me....to put down Rambo like that is like spitting in my face....Rambo would look at you and cut you like he did that boar in the first movie....I would look at you and say &quot;Excuse Me&quot; in a rather irritating manner.....Rambo would approve...Both of us don't like you....you're probably born in North Viet Nam....don't deny it, you commie bastard!!!!!! <p>I'm really sorry.&nbsp; I had no idea people still had functioning beta-max machines.... I know that dreck is not on satelite......&nbsp; </p><p>Pardon me while Robert Earl Keen Sings.....&nbsp; Perhaps the mad max anthology will be on later, or a Time Cop marathon.&nbsp; I'll be right back, i have to get my parachute pants out of the washer.&nbsp; I know Dave would approve.</p><p>Love,</p><p>His Royal Smoothness</p>

reeshy
01-05-2007, 09:38 PM
Mr. Debutante is back!!!!!

feralBoy
01-05-2007, 09:51 PM
I definitely think I identify with first blood more than I identify with rambo first blood part 2.&nbsp; But the best part of rambo 2 is when rambo is on the radio, and rambo knows they fucking left him for dead, and the guy is like rambo where are you, we are coming for you.&nbsp; And his reply is, &quot;no, i'm coming for You!&quot;.&nbsp; It's so cheesily bad/great.&nbsp;

FUNKMAN
01-05-2007, 09:58 PM
a long as it's not Sambo

FezPaul
01-05-2007, 09:59 PM
<img src="http://www.temple.edu/photo/photographers/spring03/photographers/haleydervinis/music1.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="508" /> <strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />a long as it's not Sambo <p>&nbsp;</p>

mugby43
03-16-2008, 08:29 PM
What? you got better than this?