Chris Kattan is.......straight?

[yomudder21]

<p><strong>Chris Kattan</strong> is engaged....to a woman!</p> <p>The former <em>Saturday Night Live</em> funnyman proposed to beard model Sunshine Tutt on Christmas Eve at her grandparents' home in Gainesville, Texas.</p> <p>We're sure her family is <em>thrilled</em>!</p> <p>The couple met at a birthday party in Los Angeles and have been dating since spring 2005. </p> <p>&quot;Originally I was going to do something very special,&quot; Kattan says. &quot;I tried to get Bono of U2 to serenade her. That didn't happen. Then I asked Justin Timberlake. No answer. After hundreds of phone calls and text messages, I finally ended up asking one of the members of the group Hanson. He didn't want to get involved.&quot; </p> <p><strong>Pauly Shore</strong> should be best man.</p> <p>The &quot;happy couple&quot; plan to wed in 2008.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://videodetective.com/photos/744/003125_16.jpg" border="0" />

[boeman]

<p>Fag Hag?</p><p>Big payoff? </p>

[burrben]

what's a beard model? aren't beards what you call women who's fronting for gay&nbsp;guys?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by burrben on 1-5-07 @ 11:50 AM</span>

[BoondockSaint]

<img src="http://i17.ebayimg.com/02/i/04/88/24/78_1_b.JPG" border="0" width="300" height="289" />

[IamFogHat]

Why does everyone think he's the homo-gay?

[A.J.]

<img src="http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/skit/Lyle,%20The%20Effeminate%20Heterosexual.jpg" border="0" width="130" height="98" />

[Fallon]

<p>Wow...</p><p><img src="http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/miss_fhm_t/nmf_ff_g_left_sunshine_nv.jpg" border="0" width="398" height="638" />&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">He's still a no talent hack.</font></strong>

[Patches]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wow...</p><p><img src="http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/miss_fhm_t/nmf_ff_g_left_sunshine_nv.jpg" border="0" width="398" height="638" />&nbsp;</p><p>Nice.. a lil poon at the right angle</p>

[IamFogHat]

<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>Chris Kattan</strong> is engaged....to a woman!</p> <p>The former <em>Saturday Night Live</em> funnyman proposed to beard model Sunshine Tutt on Christmas Eve at her grandparents' home in Gainesville, Texas.</p> <p>We're sure her family is <em>thrilled</em>!</p> <p>The couple met at a birthday party in Los Angeles and have been dating since spring 2005. </p> <p>&quot;Originally I was going to do something very special,&quot; Kattan says. &quot;I tried to get Bono of U2 to serenade her. That didn't happen. Then I asked Justin Timberlake. No answer. After hundreds of phone calls and text messages, I finally ended up asking one of the members of the group Hanson. He didn't want to get involved.&quot; </p> <p><strong>Pauly Shore</strong> should be best man.</p> <p>The &quot;happy couple&quot; plan to wed in 2008.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://videodetective.com/photos/744/003125_16.jpg" border="0" /><p>&nbsp;http://perezhilton.com/topics/gay_gay_gay/you_mean_hes_not_gay_20070105.php</p><p>We don't quote our sources anymore?&nbsp; I'm writing a prompt letter to the academic dean of your school young man!&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Patches</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Nice.. a lil poon at the right angle </p><p>It's giving me an obtuse angle.</p>

[yomudder21]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>Chris Kattan</strong> is engaged....to a woman!</p> <p>The former <em>Saturday Night Live</em> funnyman proposed to beard model Sunshine Tutt on Christmas Eve at her grandparents' home in Gainesville, Texas.</p> <p>We're sure her family is <em>thrilled</em>!</p> <p>The couple met at a birthday party in Los Angeles and have been dating since spring 2005. </p> <p>&quot;Originally I was going to do something very special,&quot; Kattan says. &quot;I tried to get Bono of U2 to serenade her. That didn't happen. Then I asked Justin Timberlake. No answer. After hundreds of phone calls and text messages, I finally ended up asking one of the members of the group Hanson. He didn't want to get involved.&quot; </p> <p><strong>Pauly Shore</strong> should be best man.</p> <p>The &quot;happy couple&quot; plan to wed in 2008.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://videodetective.com/photos/744/003125_16.jpg" border="0" /><p> http://perezhilton.com/topics/gay_gay_gay/you_mean_hes_not_gay_20070105.php</p><p>We don't quote our sources anymore? I'm writing a prompt letter to the academic dean of your school young man! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yeah yeah yeah.........hey, at least i put my OWN picture in there........that took two seconds to code.&nbsp;</p>

[NewYorkDragons80]

Even more weird is that he used to date Stifler's mom AKA Jennifer Coolidge.

[pennington]

<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;Originally I was going to do something very special,&quot; Kattan says. &quot;I tried to get Bono of U2 to serenade her. That didn't happen. Then I asked Justin Timberlake. No answer. After hundreds of phone calls and text messages, I finally ended up asking one of the members of the group Hanson. He didn't want to get involved.&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Not saying he's gay but the above quote is the gayest thing I've read in a long time.</p>

[grlNIN]

<font size="3">WHAT THE FRIIICK?</font>

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

<p><font face="verdana,geneva" size="4"><strong>I can see a hetero marriage like this working out, where the typical polarities are switcht and she wears the pants and straps on and does him in his. </strong></font></p><p><font face="verdana,geneva" size="4"><strong>Thats probably how he learned to eat an apple like that.&nbsp;</strong></font></p>

[Bob Impact]

<p><img src="http://www.shortsupport.org/gif/whowho/Kattan_Chris.jpg" border="0" width="229" height="335" /><img src="http://www.fhmus.com/images/girls/miss_fhm_t/nmf_ff_g_left_sunshine_nv.jpg" border="0" width="208" height="334" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is it me or do they look like they could be related?&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>She must have a huge cock.</p>

[lleeder]

I figured this whole thing out. Her only credits are being in the movie Monkeybone. Now shes linked to this fag to get a little pop. He gets a little pop. They break up and more. Then she gets a movie role and he gets more man ass.