I need a Hair cut

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I need a hair cut</p><p>but i dont like to go to the places that do it </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[HBox]

<img src="http://www.flowbee.com/images/webmombot2flat%20copy.jpg" border="0" width="156" height="232" />

[Recyclerz]

<p>Just make, and lose, a hair bet on the show and Earl will do the rest. :)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[boeman]

I'm sure Earl would be happy to give you a nice haircut.

[MadMatt]

<p>Go to a pet groomer.&nbsp; </p><p>You get the haircut you need without the stigma of visiting one of those high-falutin &quot;people barbers.&quot;</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>My Mom would sometimes shave my head with the dog clippers. (clean ones)</p><p>I'm going tomorrow!</p>

[Don Stugots]

my sister could cut your hair, or my grammy.&nbsp; she used to do it for a living till she retired.&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://www.tomsimpson.org/images/weedwhacker.jpg" border="0" width="132" height="200" />

[Jughead]

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[FezPaul]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Go to a pet groomer.&nbsp; </p><p>You get the haircut you need without the stigma of visiting one of those high-falutin &quot;people barbers.&quot;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I need a hair cut</p><p>but i dont like to go to the places that do it </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">About every three years I take the clippers and give myself the ol' Parris Island Special.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I let it grow wild until then.</font></strong></p>

[TheGameHHH]

I usually keep a shaved head, a 1 and a half inches all around and when it grows to 4 inches i shave it again. For the past 9 months I just let my hair grow, for the first time in over ten years. Then on NYE I had my buddy shave a mullet into my head, then followed by a mohawk for the 4 oclock games. I went to work today with a mohawk, then i had my other friend shave the rest off tonight. Sheepy, lose a bet to Fez then go on the show and have your head shaved.

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif to the barbershop.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>get it cut like Moe</p><p><img src="http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/ATA/7539M.jpg" border="0" width="289" height="425" /></p>

[OGC]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I need a hair cut</p><p>but i dont like to go to the places that do it </p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">I need a haircut too, and I can't stand those chatty barbers. There should be mute barbers who don't want to&nbsp; tell me all of their useless info.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Time to break out the Flowbee</font></p>

[Hottub]

<p>No joke, go to a beauty parlor.</p><p>The ladies know how to handle longer hair, and can give you an actual style. Plus when they rub up against you to do the bangs...<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[PhishHead]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>No joke, go to a beauty parlor.</p><p>The ladies know how to handle longer hair, and can give you an actual style. Plus when they rub up against you to do the bangs...<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;i concur, salons are the way to go normally all the girls are hot and even the customers are, and they style hair alot better then barbershops.&nbsp; </p>

[DonInNC]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">I need a haircut too, and I can't stand those chatty barbers. There should be mute barbers who don't want to&nbsp; tell me all of their useless info.</font><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2"></font></p><p>Hate&nbsp;going through&nbsp;my life history every&nbsp;three weeks.</p>

[phixion]

u ever feel like u had a haircut when u didnt have one? im all itchy back here

[Tall_James]

Get a job hippie.

[angelinad128]

A girlfriend of mine will come to you to get your hair done. Let me know...

[Death Metal Moe]

Just let it grow man.&nbsp; See how you like long hair.

[Hottub]

Shut up , Hippie!

[PhishHead]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Shut up , Hippie!<p>&nbsp;damn hippies overtaking the world</p><p>go shower!&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p>

[PhishHead]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p>&nbsp;awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Shut up , Hippie! <p>&nbsp;damn hippies overtaking the world</p><p>go shower!&nbsp;</p><p>Actually, now that you mention showering....</p><p>aaaah, skip it.</p>

[ralphbxny]

LET IT GROW cause somewhere around 30 it stops !

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p> awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p><p>&nbsp;wasnt it pretty blatant?<br /> </p>

[OGC]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br />LET IT GROW cause somewhere around 30 it stops ! <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Good point. Let it grow Sheepy, when you start going bald, you'll have the world's best combover.</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br />LET IT GROW cause somewhere <font size="2"><strong>around 30 it stops !</strong></font> <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Good point. Let it grow Sheepy, <font size="4"><strong>when you start going bald, </strong></font>you'll have the world's best combover.</font></p><p>&nbsp;speak for yourself.&nbsp; i am 33 and have a great head of hair. &nbsp; </p>

[boeman]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br />LET IT GROW cause somewhere around 30 it stops ! <p>for some of us... the magic number is 22</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p>awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p><p>&nbsp;wasnt it pretty blatant?</p><p>I'd call it outright theft.</p>

[PhishHead]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p>awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p><p> wasnt it pretty blatant?</p><p>I'd call it outright theft.</p><p>&nbsp;id call it subtle as being clever and skifully included in his post, as he did not start his reply with the quote yet snuck it in after the picture of unitas.&nbsp; </p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p>awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p><p>wasnt it pretty blatant?</p><p>I'd call it outright theft.</p><p>&nbsp;id call it subtle as being clever and skifully included in his post, as he did not start his reply with the quote yet snuck it in after the picture of unitas.&nbsp; </p><p>Thanks!&nbsp; Here's your $10.</p>

[PhishHead]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p>awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p><p>wasnt it pretty blatant?</p><p>I'd call it outright theft.</p><p> id call it subtle as being clever and skifully included in his post, as he did not start his reply with the quote yet snuck it in after the picture of unitas. </p><p>Thanks! Here's your $10.</p><p>&nbsp;woohoo Lunch money!</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p>awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p><p>wasnt it pretty blatant?</p><p>I'd call it outright theft.</p><p> id call it subtle as being clever and skifully included in his post, as he did not start his reply with the quote yet snuck it in after the picture of unitas. </p><p>Thanks! Here's your $10.</p><p> woohoo Lunch money!</p><p>&nbsp;a hair cut will cost probably 15<br /> </p>

[PhishHead]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PhishHead</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Get a Unitas cut.</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/johnny_unitas_front.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="396" /></p><p>Now, Johnny Unitas...there's a haircut you could set your watch to!</p><p>awesome subtle Simpsons reference, i salute you</p><p>wasnt it pretty blatant?</p><p>I'd call it outright theft.</p><p> id call it subtle as being clever and skifully included in his post, as he did not start his reply with the quote yet snuck it in after the picture of unitas. </p><p>Thanks! Here's your $10.</p><p> woohoo Lunch money!</p><p> a hair cut will cost probably 15<br /> </p><p>&nbsp;i wish mine was that cheap </p>

[Friday]

<p>I paid freakin 50 for my &quot;trim&quot; yesterday.... ugh what these salons get away with.&nbsp; </p><p>But I don't trust hack hairdressers with my delicate locks so I guess I must pay the price....&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> </p>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I paid freakin 50 for my &quot;trim&quot; yesterday.... ugh what these salons get away with. </p><p>But I don't trust hack hairdressers with my delicate locks so I guess I must pay the price.... <br /> </p><p> see i dont wanna pay alot of money but if im going to go and go to a pro i want something worth paying for i havent gone to a place since before highschool and i dont care if its messed up unless im paying for it </p><p>i need hair dresser friends </p><p>&nbsp;pluss isnt it jsut a honor to touch my hair though who have still talk about it aftewards its very beautiful hair </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 1-3-07 @ 7:03 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

i pay 14.50 plus a 5 buck tip.&nbsp; no man should spend big bucks on his hair cut.&nbsp; you are not getting it styled.&nbsp;

[Hottub]

Mrs. Tub spent a few bucks on on some good clippers. Now me and the boys (not &quot;the boys&quot;) get coiffed for free!

[PhishHead]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i pay 14.50 plus a 5 buck tip. no man should spend big bucks on his hair cut. you are not getting it styled. <p>&nbsp;$25 plus $10 tip, if she doesnt wash the hair and the hair washer girl does ill tip the hair washer like $2 </p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Shave it. Chicks love a shaved head. </p><p>Your head will look like a big penis. Especially if you have a big scar on the top. </p>

[OGC]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Shave it. Chicks love a shaved head. </p><p>Your head will look like a big penis. Especially if you have a big scar on the top. </p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Let me get this straight,&nbsp;Who has a scar on the tip of his penis ?</font></p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I paid freakin 50 for my &quot;trim&quot; yesterday.... ugh what these salons get away with. </p><p>But I don't trust hack hairdressers with my delicate locks so I guess I must pay the price.... <br /> </p><p> see i dont wanna pay alot of money but if im going to go and go to a pro i want something worth paying for i havent gone to a place since before highschool and i dont care if its messed up unless im paying for it </p><p>i need hair dresser friends </p><p> pluss isnt it jsut a honor to touch my hair though who have still talk about it aftewards its very beautiful hair </p> <span class="post_edited"></span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh Doctor.&nbsp;</p>

[keithy_19]

I just got my hair cut a week ago. I went to super-cuts and paid 13. It was nice and easy.

[Gvac]

Sheepy...you know we'll all accept you and still love you, right?

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Shave it. Chicks love a shaved head. </p><p>Your head will look like a big penis. Especially if you have a big scar on the top. </p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Let me get this straight, Who has a scar on the tip of his penis ?</font></p>Fine, you'll look like a big penis with eyes. <img src="http://www.ebar.com/images/articles/19_HealthyPenis_12.jpg" border="0" width="255" height="169" />&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Friday</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I paid freakin 50 for my &quot;trim&quot; yesterday.... ugh what these salons get away with.&nbsp; </p><p>But I don't trust hack hairdressers <strong><font size="2">with my delicate locks</font></strong> so I guess I must pay the price....&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>mikeyboy doesn't have that problem. his locks are anything but delicate</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p>

[ezshark]

<p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/9/9b/180px-White_lighter_with_flame.JPG" border="0" width="180" height="241" /><img src="http://www.selfdefensesupply.com/catalog/images/dsaquanet.jpg" border="0" width="230" height="188" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ezshark on 1-7-07 @ 6:37 PM</span>

[Marc with a c]

i got my hair cut yesterday.&nbsp; i still need a new hairdo however.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i got my hair cut yesterday.&nbsp; i still need a new hairdo however. <p>Lawrence Welk just called, he wants his hairdo back...</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>ezshark</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/9/9b/180px-White_lighter_with_flame.JPG" border="0" width="180" height="241" /><img src="http://www.selfdefensesupply.com/catalog/images/dsaquanet.jpg" border="0" width="230" height="188" /></p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by ezshark on 1-7-07 @ 6:37 PM</span><p>&nbsp;i think back to all the random acts of vandalism that &quot;someone&quot; started with these two items.&nbsp; good times, good times. </p>

[Sheeplovr]

i got one <br />

[Marc with a c]

a girlfriend?

[burrben]

i haven't gotten a haircut since august

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />a girlfriend?<p> thats crazy that ill never happen</p><p>jerk&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 1-24-07 @ 11:45 PM</span>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i got one <br /><p>One hair?&nbsp; Why bother?&nbsp; What do that bang you out for that?</p>

[KC2OSO]

I needed a haircut yesterday and the lady who usually cuts my hair was away.&nbsp; Her shop was actually closed.&nbsp; I'm wondering about her now...Anyway, I went someplace else as a walk-in and met this fantastic gal, Maria, who is sexy and has great tits.&nbsp; I LOVE TITS!&nbsp; Getting your hair cut can be very erotic.&nbsp; Especially if you're really horny.

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br />I needed a haircut yesterday and the lady who usually cuts my hair was away. Her shop was actually closed. I'm wondering about her now...Anyway, I went someplace else as a walk-in and met this fantastic gal, Maria, who is sexy and has great tits. I LOVE TITS! Getting your hair cut can be very erotic. Especially if you're really horny.<p>&nbsp;i jsut had a midget spanish gay guy who kept rubbing his dink on me</p>

[KC2OSO]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br />I needed a haircut yesterday and the lady who usually cuts my hair was away. Her shop was actually closed. I'm wondering about her now...Anyway, I went someplace else as a walk-in and met this fantastic gal, Maria, who is sexy and has great tits. I LOVE TITS! Getting your hair cut can be very erotic. Especially if you're really horny.<p> i jsut had a midget spanish gay guy who kept rubbing his dink on me</p><p>&nbsp;hey, any love is good love... </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br />I needed a haircut yesterday and the lady who usually cuts my hair was away. Her shop was actually closed. I'm wondering about her now...Anyway, I went someplace else as a walk-in and met this fantastic gal, Maria, who is sexy and has great tits. I LOVE TITS! Getting your hair cut can be very erotic. Especially if you're really horny. <p>&nbsp;i jsut had a midget spanish gay guy who kept rubbing his dink on me</p><p>did you keep your hands on the armrest?</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br />I needed a haircut yesterday and the lady who usually cuts my hair was away. Her shop was actually closed. I'm wondering about her now...Anyway, I went someplace else as a walk-in and met this fantastic gal, Maria, who is sexy and has great tits. I LOVE TITS! Getting your hair cut can be very erotic. Especially if you're really horny. <p> i jsut had a midget spanish gay guy who kept rubbing his dink on me</p><p>did you keep your hands on the armrest?</p><p>&nbsp;whee else was i supsoed to put them?<br /> </p>