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narc

01-02-2007, 04:29 PM

Stugots will overtake Moe as the poster with the most posts on rf.net.

Marc with a c

01-02-2007, 04:30 PM

reilly will log off ronfez.net.

burrben

01-02-2007, 04:30 PM

the "fez doll" will go into mass production

DJEvelEd

01-02-2007, 04:36 PM

3 plane crashes, 3 earthquakes, 3 wars, 3 hurricanes, 3 destructive tornadoes, 3 celebrity divorces, 3 celebrity deaths, 3 celebrity DUI's, 3 sports DUI's, 3 coach changes, a shot at the Pope, 3 police shootings, 3 police beatings, a corporate scandal and Bin Laden will be killed!

SnoogansCar

01-02-2007, 04:41 PM

BDC will post a story that Bill Madden wrote about a Yankee Rumor.........                              AND IT WILL NOT HAPPEN............ A-G-A-I-N!

JamMaster

01-02-2007, 06:28 PM

Boom!!! - both big and small

Don Stugots

01-02-2007, 07:05 PM

sleeves will do an episode of THE VOID in the pest radio spot coming soon to 202.  I will complete the stand up class and all of you will be watching me on youtude and catching my podcast.  Reilly will cohost and staples will write some stuff for me. Gvac will come out of the closet and sheepy will met a victorias secret model and she will fall head over heals for himMikeyboy will quit the lawyer stuff and will become the real producer of the ROn and Fez show Spoon and BDC will catch a yankee game reilly will get marriedBOBO will get a record deal.

FezPaul

01-02-2007, 07:24 PM

I predict that february (black history month) will be the shortest month of the year.It will just seem longer.

TheGameHHH

01-02-2007, 07:40 PM

I will take over Miami, Florida after I move down there in June.

DJEvelEd

01-02-2007, 07:43 PM

I will DEFINITELY be having sex on my honeymoon.

MadMatt

01-02-2007, 07:50 PM

I predict that although many people will DIE in the coming year, there will be enough BIRTHS to statistically offset those tragic losses.   What?!?!?!

Tall_James

01-02-2007, 07:53 PM

Dick Clark.  Dead before New Years.

keithy_19

01-02-2007, 08:09 PM

Dave will be shot when he takes board gossip too far. Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister, and Fez will put to rest any question that their relationship is a hoax when they get married in a brothel in Massachussetts. Ironically, Patrick will do the honor of marrying the two love birds.Moe will ditch the Death Metal scene and join powers with the new, clean-cut Angry Kevin to create a super group. Their main influences will be Hall and Oats, The Pretenders, and Bruce Springsteen.BoBo will marry teen Sensation JoJo. The couple will be known as BoJo.Mojo, living in Chicago, will become a closet White Sox fan, leading Spoon to tear into him for abandoning his beloved Cubs.President Bush will be caught in a scandal when he stubs his toe and mutters something that sounds like trigger. The only one will be ok with it is FunWithCorpses who understands "niggerish".FunWithCorpses will finally be banned when he goes through with one of his threats and slits HBox's throat. HBox will be saved by a generous outpouring from RonFez.net to supply him with much needed blood, money, and chuckles. Shellebink will be offered the internship with Ron and Fez only if she posts nude photo's on ronfez.net. She agrees and ronfez.net earns an 18 and over entrance and is banned in workplaces across the globe.Yerdaddy, while strolling in Saudi Arabia will murder Osama Binladen with his bare hands. BullDogCakes will be heart broken when he realizes he has actually been breeding a rare, oversized pug breed of dog.KeithyBoBeefy will make a short comeback in the summer of '07. He will quickly fade back into his current board name when he realizes no one cares.

FezPaul

01-02-2007, 08:09 PM

A new album and tour by http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif

Tall_James

01-02-2007, 08:20 PM

Hey, where did I put my hairb<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif" border="0" width="50" height="32" />?

keithy_19

01-02-2007, 08:30 PM

I've had a childhood C<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif" border="0" width="50" height="32" />

keithy_19

01-02-2007, 08:31 PM

keithy_19 wrote: I've had a childhood C<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif" border="0" width="50" height="32" /> ugh. I stink.

tele7

01-02-2007, 08:36 PM

While playing in an Asian poker game, Fezpaul will lose to a F<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif" border="0" width="50" height="32" />.

DJEvelEd

01-02-2007, 08:36 PM

In addition to seeing <img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/emoticons/2.gif" border="0" width="50" height="32" /> in Canada AND in NJ, in 2007 I will see Van Halen with David Lee Roth and Wolfie Van Halen on bass.Wolfie on bass? ...well maybe        

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-3-07 @ 12:39 AM

spoon

01-02-2007, 10:38 PM

Don Stugots wrote: sleeves will do an episode of THE VOID in the pest radio spot coming soon to 202.  I will complete the stand up class and all of you will be watching me on youtude and catching my podcast.  Reilly will cohost and staples will write some stuff for me. Gvac will come out of the closet and sheepy will met a victorias secret model and she will fall head over heals for himMikeyboy will quit the lawyer stuff and will become the real producer of the ROn and Fez show Spoon and BDC will catch a yankee game reilly will get marriedBOBO will get a record deal.   That's hilarious bc I want to put together an outing for all you yank pukes and I to catch a game as a board event.  And bc in honor of it's creator, it's going to be a Blue Jay/yank game!  Not to mention a met/yank game would be too tough to get tix for as the Blue Jay games are usually decently easy to attend.  So who's in?  We'll get some mid to upper tier to make it worth it and either I'll be ripping into all of you, or I'm in for one hell of a bad day.  I figure a Friday game so we can all hit the pub or something after and have a blast.  One caveat, ESD has to wear a homemade yankee plane 2007 t-shirt without sleeves!

spoon

01-02-2007, 10:43 PM

Pat Robertson will officially go nuts and make idiotic predictions while admitting to being a witch bc he sinks!Check that, Pat was always nuts.  Watch out San Fran, he's sending a huricane to take care of the gays!

spoon

01-02-2007, 10:44 PM

Snoogans won't buy that car bc he's afraid of German engineering and peanut butter crackers.

spoon

01-02-2007, 10:45 PM

Either Alkey or I will become Administrators......                                                                            In HELL.

Marc with a c

01-02-2007, 10:48 PM

spoon won't get a new sig pic

PapaBear

01-02-2007, 11:09 PM

Elvis impersonators will start losing their jobs to James Brown impersonators. Kurt Cobain impersonators will continue to be unemployed.Fez will be the only survivor of a plane crash.The cure for every disease known to Man, will be found in fish...  but fish will become extinct.

keithy_19

01-02-2007, 11:24 PM

PapaBear wrote: The cure for every disease known to Man, will be found in fish...  but fish will become extinct.Oh sweet, sweet irony.

Yerdaddy

01-03-2007, 12:49 AM

I will become an American ladyboy. TITS ARE SO CHEAP HERE!Yerdaddy, while strolling in Saudi Arabia will murder Osama Binladen with his bare hands. I'll check Pakistan, but he's not in Saudi. You want I should beat him with my new titties and then pee in his butt first?

reeshy

01-03-2007, 01:08 AM

Yerdaddy...do you have a new man-skirt to go with those sand-driven titties????

Yerdaddy

01-03-2007, 02:09 AM

Same old shit from Yemen. I'll suck your cock if you take me shopping.

reeshy

01-03-2007, 02:11 AM

You're on!!! I got a couple of gift cards to Victoria's Secrets you can have!!!!

Yerdaddy

01-03-2007, 02:15 AM

I'm more of a Victor's Secrets guy but let's go GI!

spoon

01-04-2007, 11:56 PM

spoon wrote: Don Stugots wrote: sleeves will do an episode of THE VOID in the pest radio spot coming soon to 202.  I will complete the stand up class and all of you will be watching me on youtude and catching my podcast.  Reilly will cohost and staples will write some stuff for me. Gvac will come out of the closet and sheepy will met a victorias secret model and she will fall head over heals for himMikeyboy will quit the lawyer stuff and will become the real producer of the ROn and Fez show Spoon and BDC will catch a yankee game reilly will get marriedBOBO will get a record deal.   That's hilarious bc I want to put together an outing for all you yank pukes and I to catch a game as a board event.  And bc in honor of it's creator, it's going to be a Blue Jay/yank game!  Not to mention a met/yank game would be too tough to get tix for as the Blue Jay games are usually decently easy to attend.  So who's in?  We'll get some mid to upper tier to make it worth it and either I'll be ripping into all of you, or I'm in for one hell of a bad day.  I figure a Friday game so we can all hit the pub or something after and have a blast.  One caveat, ESD has to wear a homemade yankee plane 2007 t-shirt without sleeves!   So I guess you yank punks are afraid of a big loss to spoony's Jays?

Don Stugots

01-05-2007, 04:36 AM

spoon wrote: spoon wrote: Don Stugots wrote: sleeves will do an episode of THE VOID in the pest radio spot coming soon to 202. I will complete the stand up class and all of you will be watching me on youtude and catching my podcast. Reilly will cohost and staples will write some stuff for me. Gvac will come out of the closet and sheepy will met a victorias secret model and she will fall head over heals for himMikeyboy will quit the lawyer stuff and will become the real producer of the ROn and Fez show Spoon and BDC will catch a yankee game reilly will get marriedBOBO will get a record deal. That's hilarious bc I want to put together an outing for all you yank pukes and I to catch a game as a board event. And bc in honor of it's creator, it's going to be a Blue Jay/yank game! Not to mention a met/yank game would be too tough to get tix for as the Blue Jay games are usually decently easy to attend. So who's in? We'll get some mid to upper tier to make it worth it and either I'll be ripping into all of you, or I'm in for one hell of a bad day. I figure a Friday game so we can all hit the pub or something after and have a blast. One caveat, ESD has to wear a homemade yankee plane 2007 t-shirt without sleeves!  So I guess you yank punks are afraid of a big loss to spoony's Jays?  i am up for us going to any game, really.  i would go to a mets game also.  it doesnt matter to me.  tailgating, beers, etc. with some buddays.  sounds great to me.  spoon i will even make a bet with you on the game.  alcoholic beverages only.  i am not shaving my head for you or getting a tattoo.  sorry.

mendyweiss

01-05-2007, 04:43 AM

Tall_James wrote: Dick Clark.  Dead before New Years. I'm afraid "the Champ" Mohammed Ali won't make till the end of 07 either

Tall_James

01-05-2007, 05:22 AM

mendyweiss wrote: Tall_James wrote: Dick Clark.  Dead before New Years. I'm afraid "the Champ" Mohammed Ali won't make till the end of 07 eitherYes, I was just thinking that too.

FezPaul

01-05-2007, 04:06 PM

Yerdaddy wrote: I'm more of a Victor's Secrets guy but let's go GI! <img src="http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9724/bikini2fv.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="226" />

cougarjake13

01-05-2007, 04:14 PM

i predict there will be more posts after mine