Slow Walkers

[Furtherman]

Hate 'em!!!

[Don Stugots]

me too.  get the hell out of my way.  i have places to go.

[MellySmelly]

I can tolerate the elderly or physically impaired, but if you're just walking slow because you have nothing better to do I HATE you!  At work, the slow walkers always seem to need to use the entire width of the hallway as well. 

[Furtherman]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />I can tolerate the elderly or physically impaired, but if you're just walking slow because you have nothing better to do&nbsp;I HATE you!&nbsp; At work, the slow walkers always seem to need to use the entire width of the hallway as well.&nbsp; <p>Exactly.&nbsp; I understand if it's just not an option.&nbsp; But lollygagging down the middle of the hallway or sidewalk is unacceptable.&nbsp; MOVE IT!</p>

[A.J.]

Slow walkers, slow drivers, slow talkers -- liquidate them all!

[BrownTown]

As bad as a slow walkers&nbsp;are, their relatives that are exponentially worse are the&nbsp;stop-mid-walkway-ers (specifically when at the top of a subway station's stairs).&nbsp;

[sr71blackbird]

I haaaaaate that!&nbsp; I used to hate it when I was getting off a train and trying to go up a flight of steps quickly.&nbsp; It would drive me NUTS.&nbsp; I always practice trying to move quickly, in the event of an emergency.&nbsp; I know some people have bad knees etc, but I think some people are slow for no reason. <br />

[cupcakelove]

What drives me crazier than slow walkers, are the random stoppers.&nbsp; People that stop randomly after doing things like walking through a door, or reaching the bottom/top of stairs, and you can't get around them, you just have to stand there and wait for them to remember where they were trying to go.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>BrownTown</strong> wrote:<br />As bad as a slow walkers are, their relatives that are exponentially worse are the stop-mid-walkway-ers (specifically when at the top of a subway station's stairs). <p>&nbsp; i hate them too.&nbsp; hello, you are in a society here.&nbsp; you are not the only person walking.&nbsp; moms with their strollers that stop mid way to get the cell phones too piss me off. </p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i bump into people that stop, or stand in the middle of the sidewalk talking, not hard just kind of brush by them.&nbsp; it is so passive agressive i feel like such an ass after i do it.&nbsp; but they need to know they are being morons.</p><p>and have your money/credit card ready to go before you get to the cashier for a cup of coffee.</p>

[angelinad128]

<p>The only time I will walk slow is if I have been standing on high heels for a long time (a few hours)</p>

[Fallon]

Yeah, I'll walk into the street to pass slow people. I fucking hate them.

[FUNKMAN]

worse than jay walkers

[A.J.]

<p>I hate that show..especially that bit.</p><p><img src="http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/images/jaywalking_feature.jpg" border="0" width="229" height="130" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate that show..especially that bit.</p><p><img src="http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/images/jaywalking_feature.jpg" border="0" width="229" height="130" /></p><p>can he ever get a new jacket?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i bump into people that stop, or stand in the middle of the sidewalk talking, not hard just kind of brush by them. it is so passive agressive i feel like such an ass after i do it. but they need to know they are being morons.</p><p>and have your money/credit card ready to go before you get to the cashier for a cup of coffee.</p><p>&nbsp;holy shit!&nbsp; people that wait till they are get to the register to take out money and looked shocked and confused about the whole transfer of funds kill me.&nbsp; if i am online i take out my wallet and a $20 or a $50 depending on what i think it is going to cost to speed things along. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>what about the people that get on the train and stand in the doorway?&nbsp; even with 100 people trying to get on still?&nbsp; i barrel pass them like they dont exist. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Ever try to get by a fucker in one of these things?</p><p><img src="http://images.andale.com/f2/115/106/3590633/1154037347767_Red_scooter_3.jpg" border="0" width="317" height="227" /></p><p>I've actually got a heart and all.&nbsp; I'll cut you some&nbsp;slack if you're elderly or appear to be handicapped in some way.&nbsp; But if you're just some worthless fat fuck who finds it easier to tool around on one of these things rather than skipping your daily dozen donuts then you get no sympathy from me.&nbsp;</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>Supermarket slow walkers suck ass. Keep your fucking cart from blocking the damn isle.</p><p>Then there was the bitch who left her cart near the checkout went back to get something. She comes back&nbsp;and&nbsp;cuts in front of me, just pushed her cart in front of mine. I had 2 fuckin items and she had a cartfull. I told her to go cram! </p><p>Sorry old hag, if you go back to get something, you lose your place in line! Especially when you're not even IN line! Fuckin Bayonne Baglady!</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>...and can you&nbsp;allow people to get&nbsp;out of the elevator BEFORE you get in?!?! You hold up the fuckin people trying to get off!!! Assholes!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ever try to get by a fucker in one of these things?</p><p><img src="http://images.andale.com/f2/115/106/3590633/1154037347767_Red_scooter_3.jpg" border="0" width="317" height="227" /></p><p>I've actually got a heart and all. I'll cut you some slack if you're elderly or appear to be handicapped in some way. But if you're just some worthless fat fuck who finds it easier to tool around on one of these things rather than skipping your daily dozen donuts then you get no sympathy from me. </p><p>&nbsp;i just jump on the back of it and tell them to step on it. &nbsp; </p>

[FUNKMAN]

how about people in the mall who walk the mall clockwise...&nbsp; bastards!

[mendyweiss]

Not only are they slow, they all have a really big ass !!

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate that show..especially that bit.</p><p><img src="http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/images/jaywalking_feature.jpg" border="0" width="229" height="130" /></p><p>can he ever get a new jacket?</p><p>&nbsp;with all his money, he wears that same jacket all the time.&nbsp; <br /> </p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>This is what the next person who walks slow will look like when I get done with them.</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/dawn-of-the-dead-zombie.jpg" border="0" width="306" height="175" /></p>

[badmonkey]

<p>I hate the people that stop just inside the entrance to the store with their cart and block the whole entrance.&nbsp; I learned from my dad at an early age that you do not block a path for any reason or you get hit in the back of the head with something.&nbsp; Oddly enough the headslap only seemed to ever happen to me.&nbsp; My wife won't let me pass this knowledge on to the general public but I think it's for their own good.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JimmyDuvet]

part of my workout routine is three days of powerwalking. I go down Austin St. in Forest Hills a lot and I ALWAYS get stuck behind ridculously overweight people who can't get out of their own way. I really have to find a new route.

[reeshy]

WOW....look at all the hate on this thread.....i better learn to speed it up!!!!!

[ralphbxny]

I cant walk in time square. The freakin tourists slow walkin annoy me!

[OGC]

<font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">How about the cocksuckers who decide to hold a family reunion right in front of the entrance or exit of a store. They stand there remenicing with friends and family like they hadn't seen them in years. </font>

[Gvac]

<p>I walk at an incredibly brisk pace, like I'm in a hurry even when I have all the time in the world.&nbsp; I don't mind that other people prefer moving at a snail's pace, but have the common courtesy to get the fuck out of my way.&nbsp; </p><p>Ditto for the people who feel it is their God given right to stop in the middle of the sidewalk or the middle of the aisle in a supermarket.&nbsp; Just like when you're driving, GET TO THE SIDE if you want to stop. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br />I cant walk in time square. The freakin tourists slow walkin annoy me!<p>&nbsp;as i walk past them i say something like:</p><p>get back on the bus</p><p>&nbsp;fuck you hillbilly</p><p>we hate you</p><p>you didnt get cancer when you bought that I heart NY shirt?</p><p>etc.&nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

<p>I fucking despise slow walkers, Im one of those people that books through a mall, or anywhere. Im a &quot;fast walker&quot;, and I get shit for it all the time. Because my dads in a wheelchair, I would have to keep up with him in stores and shit, so now I am a permanent fast walker. Always in a hurry to nowhere.</p><p>My Boyfriend is the original &quot;slow walker&quot;. It's painful, and he expects me to wait!!!!!&nbsp; </p><p>During the holidays in the mall I want to kill people. </p>

[tele7]

<p>The double wide stroller..</p><p><img src="http://www.strollerbuyingguide.com/images/dreamtimebaby_1880_65413687.jpg" border="0" width="391" height="329" /></p><p>People who buy these deserve what they get.&nbsp; No one cares how cute your twins are.&nbsp; Just suck it up and buy&nbsp;the front/back version.</p>

[sailor]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br />I cant walk in time square. The freakin tourists slow walkin annoy me!<p>&nbsp;<font size="2">the worst is the milford plaza (i used to work near there).&nbsp; these herds of 350 lb tourists will just mill about forcing people to walk in the streetto get around them.&nbsp; i fuckin' hate that place!<br /></font></p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">I hate the people who stop right in the middle of an isle with their shopping cart. Like noone is behind them.. Fing idiots, then have the nerve to get something on the other side of the isle &amp; leave their cart to block the whole ise so no1 else can get thru.. Excuse me most importnat Shoprite Shopper, let me get that bread for you.. </font>

[angelinad128]

<strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I hate the people who stop right in the middle of an isle with their shopping cart. Like noone is behind them.. Fing idiots, then have the nerve to get something on the other side of the isle &amp; leave their cart to block the whole ise so no1 else can get thru.. <font style="background-color: #ffff00">Excuse me most importnat Shoprite Shopper, </font>let me get that bread for you.. </font><p>That may have been GVAC looking for his Carnation...</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Slow Walkers.</p><p>Exact changers.&nbsp; Hate them too.&nbsp; It's $1.72.&nbsp; Give $2.&nbsp; Don't count out 72 cents in change!!!!&nbsp; MOVE IT!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 1-3-07 @ 1:51 PM</span>

[WhistlePig]

And why do the slow walkers decide to cross the street right when the light turns
green? Then they turn and look at you in your car practically daring you to run
them down. Assholes.

[Furtherman]

I just can't seem to get away from these slow walkers. I probably would have been to work 15 minutes earlier if it wasn't for this sub-par species.

[Freakshow]

Sidewalk's for regular walking. Not any of that fancy walking...

[RAAMONE]

this is the basic reason why i hate old people...but i also love old people cause they think they can just be racist whenever they want which is hilarious...i'm torn

[Reynolds]

Even worse is a group of people walking together side by side chatting away walking towards you. None of them budge to drop behind the rest of their pack, and you're left to either walk off the sidewalk into the road, or tight against the wall. Once I just stopped walking and stood in their way, one of them mumbled under her breath "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

[MrPink]

How about the slow walkers who walk out of their way to walk thru the middle of the circle when we're playing hacky sack? I always seem to be trapped behind slow walkers when I need to get to class real quick and it's rainy so I gotta walk thru the mud!

[A.J.]

Slow walkers are the same people that take the elevator to go up or down one floor.

[IamPixie]

I hate when you're walking down a crowded street and someone stops dead in their tracks to send text message. To me, this is the height of self absorption. I just wanna smack the phone outta their hand as hard as I can so it snaps into pieces on the pavement.

[grlNIN]

I take the elevator to go up one floor at school but that's because barely anyone does and i don't want to walk down 2 flights in a stairwell elbow to elbow with people. :glurps:

My boyfriend commented yesterday how he hates to walk behind a group of people or a family because it's like you're with them. he also says i need turn signals because of how fast i walk/how randomly i turn to do things or go in a different direction.

I guess that would make him a slow walker because he can't keep up.

[A.J.]

I hate when you're walking down a crowded street and someone stops dead in their tracks to send text message. To me, this is the height of self absorption. I just wanna smack the phone outta their hand as hard as I can so it snaps into pieces on the pavement.

I'd love to do that too. That or drop it down a storm drain.

[Furtherman]

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[Furtherman]

That man is a menace to society and needs to be put down.

[A.J.]

A cattle prod would "correct" him.

[cougarjake13]

Hate 'em!!!




x2

[BustahMyTool]

they could always get on my bus. It's only a quarter

[BustahMyTool]

at least they aren't Scott Walkers

[KC2OSO]

http://whiskibar.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/logo_blue-web.jpg?w=62&h=96

Quinquaginarians get out of my way.

[Contra]

I hate them with a passion, especially the tourists in Manhattan when I am visiting. I'm only there for a short time! I have places to go motherfuckers!