Do you flarp?

[MellySmelly]

<p>It's fart noise putty.&nbsp; I am completely addicted to it.&nbsp; I can't stop playing with it.&nbsp; Everytime that I am sad, I play with the flarp and I feel better.&nbsp; It makes a good alarm clock too if you&nbsp;flarp in someones ear.</p><p><img src="http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4451/98769xn6.jpg" border="0" width="175" height="175" /></p>

[sr71blackbird]

This oddly excites me <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

[angelinad128]

My daughter loves that stuff. She always gets some in her stocking.

[reillyluck]

i voted pee in my butt, but i do want to buy this stuff now.

[FUNKMAN]

too poor to buy some. it was all hand-over-armpit for us po folk

[MellySmelly]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />My daughter loves that stuff. She always gets some in her stocking. <p>I never thought about putting it in my socks.&nbsp; Thanks for the idea.&nbsp; Now everytime I take a step I'll flarp.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />My daughter loves that stuff. She always gets some in her stocking. <p>I never thought about putting it in my socks.&nbsp; Thanks for the idea.&nbsp; Now everytime I take a step I'll flarp.</p><p>everytime i hear a flarp, i will think of you melly.&nbsp; </p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I voted never heard of it, which is a bit dishonest because by reading the subject of the thread I had heard of it, but I hadn't heard of it before I read the thread, so technically I hadn't heard of it, although technically I also had heard of it after I opened the thread, but before I opened the thread I hadn't heard of it, but I did hear about about it after I opened the thread and read the contents of the thread and then I heard of it, although technically I didn't &quot;hear&quot; about it I read about it, so in the sense of &quot;hearing&quot; with my ears I didn't hear about it, but I &quot;heard&quot; about it in the sense of being informed about it, so I guess I &quot;heard&quot; about it before I voted which means I probably shouldn&quot;t have voted that I never heard of it, I think a more appropiate response would have been that I just now heard about it, but that wasn't one of the options so maybe I should have voted pee in my butt.</font></strong>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 12-31-06 @ 12:28 PM</span>

[cougarjake13]

whatever happened to the whoopie cushion ???

[dereckfishboy]

Hmm... a Melly Flarp....

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">Sometimes I flarp, but mine's not green...</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>but you can replicate comics with silly putty</p>

[Gaia]

<p>There was no &quot;In High school&quot; selection, I worked at toys r' us then, and because I am a big kid Im going out to get some, and maybe even get a small part time job there again...nah...Im just joshin ya'.&nbsp; I loved working there though, 90% of my paycheck would go to things I saw in the store that I NEEEDED!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />My daughter loves that stuff. She always gets some in her stocking. <p>I never thought about putting it in my socks.&nbsp; Thanks for the idea.&nbsp; Now everytime I take a step I'll flarp.</p><p>everytime i hear a flarp, i will think of you melly.&nbsp; </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />&nbsp; Plus you will feel that sorta wet feeling, fun!!</p>

[OGC]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />whatever happened to the whoopie cushion ??? <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">My kids have bought them all.</font></p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />whatever happened to the whoopie cushion ??? <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">My kids have bought them all.</font></p><p>damn you damn you all to hell</p><p>ill never forget the great whoopie cushion famine of 2006</p>