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sr71blackbird

12-30-2006, 05:39 AM

That whole "skull and bones" discussion got me thinking about secret societies.  The curious part of me wouldnt mind being a part of something like that to see what its all about, but part of me is scared to though, for fear that you "cant leave"..  I wonder what it takes or how is one approached?  I kind of like the idea of being part of something (not necessarily a secret society), where you look out for each other and hook each other up.

Fallon

12-30-2006, 05:59 AM

S&B was kinda gay. I didn't like the mud wrestling with dudes getting pissed on.

sr71blackbird

12-30-2006, 06:17 AM

I wanna be in the Loyal Order Water buffalo!<img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4aPeNvvhH9nYrM:http://www.jeffpidgeon.com/uploaded_images/poobah-702043.jpg" border="0" width="93" height="118" />

BoondockSaint

12-30-2006, 06:20 AM

Too bad there isn't some sort of All Secret Society that we could all join.  Then we could each get a Big membership Card that you could show to the guy at the deli counter to get some free ham.  Oh well, maybe I'll just becomes a mason.

sr71blackbird

12-30-2006, 06:20 AM

I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. 

angelinad128

12-30-2006, 06:40 AM

sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like.  Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it.  How do you know he is a Mason?

Don Stugots

12-30-2006, 06:49 AM

sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like.  i've "heard" that it is pretty cool yet boring.

sailor

12-30-2006, 06:58 AM

angelinad128 wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it. How do you know he is a Mason? at my cousins birthday two of his friends were independently masons (they are from different states and had never met each other).  they blabbed to each other about how high up they were and crap.  very silly.  my cousing has tried for years to get his one friend to invite him in, but he has never offered, which is quite funny in itself.  i joined an all secret society years ago and hope they will become more active in the near future.

BrownTown

12-30-2006, 07:07 AM

I desperately want to be a Free & Accepted Mason, but I don't know anyone personally that can introduce me to a lodge. I might have to resort to stopping someone on the road that has the square & compass on the back of their car (right next to their magnetic Jesus Fish), and beg them to get me in.

SinA

12-30-2006, 07:08 AM

since all the other threads are locked, i'm using this one to tell funwithcorpses that it's spelled DUELam i in?

angelinad128

12-30-2006, 07:08 AM

sailor wrote: angelinad128 wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it. How do you know he is a Mason? at my cousins birthday two of his friends were independently masons (they are from different states and had never met each other).  they blabbed to each other about how high up they were and crap.  very silly.  my cousing has tried for years to get his one friend to invite him in, but he has never offered, which is quite funny in itself.  i joined an all secret society years ago and hope they will become more active in the near future. I want to join a "secret society". I keep secrets very well...

sailor

12-30-2006, 07:11 AM

BrownTown wrote: I desperately want to be a Free & Accepted Mason, but I don't know anyone personally that can introduce me to a lodge. I might have to resort to stopping someone on the road that has the square & compass on the back of their car (right next to their magnetic Jesus Fish), and beg them to get me in. both of my cousins friends had been in construction, so stugots might be the one to ask.  since he's "heard" and all.

sailor

12-30-2006, 07:12 AM

angelinad128 wrote: sailor wrote: angelinad128 wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it. How do you know he is a Mason? at my cousins birthday two of his friends were independently masons (they are from different states and had never met each other). they blabbed to each other about how high up they were and crap. very silly. my cousing has tried for years to get his one friend to invite him in, but he has never offered, which is quite funny in itself. i joined an all secret society years ago and hope they will become more active in the near future. I want to join a "secret society". I keep secrets very well... (in mouth-breathing voice): what'er all them numbers mean people keep sayings? 

This message was edited by sailor on 12-30-06 @ 11:13 AM

cupcakelove

12-30-2006, 07:14 AM

sailor wrote: angelinad128ax wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it. How do you know he is a Mason? at my cousins birthday two of his friends were independently masons (they are from different states and had never met each other). they blabbed to each other about how high up they were and crap. very silly. my cousing has tried for years to get his one friend to invite him in, but he has never offered, which is quite funny in itself. i joined an all secret society years ago and hope they will become more active in the near future.  Its even easier than that to join the Masons.  All you have to do is find a lodge, walk in, and tell them you want to join.  They aren't as secret as people have made them out to be, and I think one of the reasons is that they don't solicit membership.  You have to go to a lodge and tell them you want to join, they will never invite you.

angelinad128

12-30-2006, 07:15 AM

sailor wrote: angelinad128 wrote: sailor wrote: angelinad128 wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it. How do you know he is a Mason?at my cousins birthday two of his friends were independently masons (they are from different states and had never met each other). they blabbed to each other about how high up they were and crap. very silly. my cousing has tried for years to get his one friend to invite him in, but he has never offered, which is quite funny in itself. i joined an all secret society years ago and hope they will become more active in the near future. I want to join a "secret society". I keep secrets very well...(in mouth-breathing voice): what'er all them numbers mean people keep sayings? This message was edited by sailor on 12-30-06 @ 11:13 AM (whispers) it's a secret...

angelinad128

12-30-2006, 07:16 AM

I know I can easily do a search, but is the Mason's colors green and yellow? And the tools are on a black backround?

BrownTown

12-30-2006, 07:21 AM

cupcakelove wrote: All you have to do is find a lodge, walk in, and tell them you want to join.   If it proves to be that easy to join after all my years of obsessing on this, I'm officially an idiot.

sailor

12-30-2006, 07:51 AM

cupcakelove wrote: sailor wrote: angelinad128ax wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it. How do you know he is a Mason? at my cousins birthday two of his friends were independently masons (they are from different states and had never met each other). they blabbed to each other about how high up they were and crap. very silly. my cousing has tried for years to get his one friend to invite him in, but he has never offered, which is quite funny in itself. i joined an all secret society years ago and hope they will become more active in the near future. Its even easier than that to join the Masons. All you have to do is find a lodge, walk in, and tell them you want to join. They aren't as secret as people have made them out to be, and I think one of the reasons is that they don't solicit membership. You have to go to a lodge and tell them you want to join, they will never invite you.  well, his one friend said you specifically had to be invited.

FUNKMAN

12-30-2006, 07:59 AM

my uncle's a mason, man can he lay brick...  level every timeactually i do have some relatives in the Masons. they like it alot...

FezPaul

12-30-2006, 08:00 AM

mahabone

burrben

12-30-2006, 08:47 AM

i'm in a secret society, we wear white and burn things

DonInNC

12-30-2006, 09:38 AM

I went to a meeting with my grandfather when I was a kid. All they did was drink beer out of plastic cups and tell Polack jokes. Oh wait, that was the Moose Lodge.

SatCam

12-30-2006, 09:47 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">burrben wrote: i'm in a secret society, we wear white and burn things<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Professional Chefs Association?

http://caldining.berkeley.edu/photo_garden/asian_new_year_2004/images/Chef%20Bill.jpg

This message was edited by SatCam on 12-30-06 @ 1:48 PM

DESERTEAGLE.50

12-30-2006, 10:33 AM

Jujubees2

12-30-2006, 10:50 AM

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." <ul><ul><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list 1.0in">Groucho and Me (his 1959 book), cited by Groucho many times </li></ul></ul><img src="http://www.jesuslist.com/blog/images/groucho-marx.jpeg" border="0" width="125" height="152" />

Team_Ramrod

12-30-2006, 11:12 AM

<img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geunvvx5ZFp0UBEVL2FAx./SIG=129a77g55/EXP=1167595887/**http%3A//illuminati-news.com/graphics/masonic-eagle.jpg" border="0" width="490" height="501" />sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MadMatt

12-30-2006, 11:16 AM

<img src="http://aura.zaadz.com/photos/3/28336/large/novus_ordo_seclorum.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="210" />Shut up Dude!  You're gonna ruuuune it...

Meth_head_chick

12-30-2006, 12:30 PM

<img src="http://ninthwavedesigns.typepad.com/photos/alchemy_notebook/cover-image-tetraktys2.jpg"> I belong to the secret society of Alchemists.

PopPop

12-30-2006, 01:51 PM

Secret societies eh? Just remember "Wombats Rule !"

Bulldogcakes

12-30-2006, 02:58 PM

sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. They're old, they worship the Devil, and hire bad comedians. Just ask Billy Staples. You want to know what Freemasons are like? You rememeber the second Planet of the Apes movie? Those people that lived in the old bombed out subways and worshipped the neutron bomb? Thats them.     

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-30-06 @ 7:04 PM

Don Stugots

12-30-2006, 04:02 PM

they do not worship the devil.

Don Stugots

12-30-2006, 04:04 PM

cupcakelove wrote: sailor wrote: angelinad128ax wrote: sr71blackbird wrote: I feel funny asking this guy in my office who is a Mason whats its like. Why? The most he will say is that he can't talk about it. How do you know he is a Mason? at my cousins birthday two of his friends were independently masons (they are from different states and had never met each other). they blabbed to each other about how high up they were and crap. very silly. my cousing has tried for years to get his one friend to invite him in, but he has never offered, which is quite funny in itself. i joined an all secret society years ago and hope they will become more active in the near future. Its even easier than that to join the Masons. All you have to do is find a lodge, walk in, and tell them you want to join. They aren't as secret as people have made them out to be, and I think one of the reasons is that they don't solicit membership. You have to go to a lodge and tell them you want to join, they will never invite you.  what cupcake said is true.  the only way they would say no to you joining is if they are not taking on members.  other than that walk in and ask.

reeshy

12-30-2006, 04:39 PM

They eat babies!!!!!

Hottub

12-30-2006, 04:46 PM

<a href="http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/arch.html" target="_blank">I've got a second-hand apron.</a>

angelinad128

12-30-2006, 04:49 PM

Isn't Homer Simpson the chosen leader?

MadMatt

12-30-2006, 04:56 PM

angelinad128 wrote: Isn't Homer Simpson the chosen leader? <img src="http://www.grannygear.com/Assets/Images/Races/Moab/2004/Stonecutters.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="187" />No, that organization does not exist.  It has since been overtaken by a new club...<img src="http://moleman.nohomers.net/downtime.gif" border="0" width="372" height="369" /><a href="http://www.grannygear.com/Assets/Images/Races/Moab/2004/Stonecutters.jpg"></a>

Ritalin

12-30-2006, 05:05 PM

What about this one? <img src="http://timothykolk.com/rf/flintstones.jpg" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

12-30-2006, 05:20 PM

Don Stugots wrote: they do not worship the devil.No. They worship "The Artist Formerly Known as The Devil".

Don Stugots

12-30-2006, 05:23 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Don Stugots wrote: they do not worship the devil.No. They worship "The Artist Formerly Known as The Devil".   trust me, they believe in God as the savior of our souls and that you go to heaven when you die.  they do not worship the devil.  my knowledge of the masons goes back a long time.  i have read countless books on them, some true others not true, some just based on fiction and lore.

FezPaul

12-31-2006, 01:44 AM

Masons??? I thought you said Mansons!<img src="http://www.charliemanson.com/graphics/family-1.jpg" border="0" width="700" height="362" />

Bulldogcakes

12-31-2006, 04:30 AM

Don Stugots wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Don Stugots wrote: they do not worship the devil.No. They worship "The Artist Formerly Known as The Devil".   trust me, they believe in God as the savior of our souls and that you go to heaven when you die. they do not worship the devil. my knowledge of the masons goes back a long time. i have read countless books on them, some true others not true, some just based on fiction and lore. Well sure you're going to defend them, you work in construction. You need masons.