Splitzville for The Jordans [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

View Full Version : Splitzville for The Jordans

WRESTLINGFAN

12-29-2006, 02:22 PM

Part deux <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_en_ce/bkn_michael_jordan_divorce">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_en_ce/bkn_michael_jordan_divorce</a>

reeshy

12-29-2006, 02:50 PM

Shit...i thought this was about the Middle East!!!

TheMojoPin

12-29-2006, 02:57 PM

I figured it would have been back when he was banging porn stars in between all of those huge gambling binges.

Tenbatsuzen

12-29-2006, 03:13 PM

To quote Opie, "Gee, who saw this coming."

Tall_James

12-29-2006, 05:29 PM

<img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061229/capt.cx10612292203.michael_jordan_divorce_basketba ll_cx106.jpg?x=180&y=134&sig=.LIo52QERC.A4_Q_ZjQQc A--" border="0" width="180" height="134" />I'd divorce that Michael Jackson/Prince-looking hybrid too if I were him.  Perhaps the friction was caused by her constantly wearing that purple and green suit while singing "Bat-Dance".

cougarjake13

12-30-2006, 06:08 AM

damn you'd think he could do better than that

DarkHippie

12-30-2006, 04:11 PM

I wonder if he sticks his tongue out when he fucks her

FUNKMAN

12-30-2006, 04:55 PM

DarkHippie wrote: I wonder if he sticks his tongue out when he fucks her not sure but i hear he dribbles

Kevin

12-30-2006, 05:01 PM

Tall_James wrote: <img src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061229/capt.cx10612292203.michael_jordan_divorce_basketba ll_cx106.jpg?x=180&y=134&sig=.LIo52QERC.A4_Q_ZjQQc A--" border="0" width="180" height="134" />I'd divorce that Michael Jackson/Prince-looking hybrid too if I were him. Perhaps the friction was caused by her constantly wearing that purple and green suit while singing "Bat-Dance". Was that Jimmys oppppsie a while back?

FezPaul

12-31-2006, 01:49 AM

Does this mean Scottie Pippen has to get a divorce?

cougarjake13

12-31-2006, 05:12 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: DarkHippie wrote: I wonder if he sticks his tongue out when he fucks her not sure but i hear he dribbleshe used to drive her wild with his finger roll technique

TheMojoPin

12-31-2006, 06:09 AM

We've seen Space Jam and the man "play" baseball, so it's clear he doesn't always make the best choices.

This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 12-31-06 @ 10:09 AM

cougarjake13

12-31-2006, 07:33 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: We've seen Space Jam and the man "play" baseball, so it's clear he doesn't always make the best choices. This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 12-31-06 @ 10:09 AM his baseball idea sucked and didnt worj outbutdidnt space jam make a ton of money ???<dt>Opening Weekend </dt><dd><div class="botpad">$27,528,529 (USA) (<a href="http://imdb.com/BusinessThisDay?day=17&month=November">17 November</a> <a href="http://imdb.com/Sections/Years/1996/">1996</a>) (2,650 Screens) </div></dd><dt>Gross </dt><dd><div class="botpad">$90,443,603 (USA) (<a href="http://imdb.com/BusinessThisDay?day=23&month=March">23 March</a> <a href="http://imdb.com/Sections/Years/1997/">1997</a>)</div></dd> not a lot but made decent money

A.J.

01-02-2007, 03:21 AM

During her last divorce petition, Jordan said attempts to reconcile their marriage had failed and future ones "would be impractical and not in the best interests of the family." TRANSLATION: "Mike said, 'Fuck it -- I'll pay up'."

TheMojoPin

01-02-2007, 04:42 AM

cougarjake13 wrote: TheMojoPin wrote: We've seen Space Jam and the man "play" baseball, so it's clear he doesn't always make the best choices. This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 12-31-06 @ 10:09 AM his baseball idea sucked and didnt worj outbutdidnt space jam make a ton of money ???<dt>Opening Weekend </dt><dd>* class="botpad">$27,528,529 (USA) (<a href="http://imdb.com/BusinessThisDay?day=17&month=November">17 November</a> <a href="http://imdb.com/Sections/Years/1996/">1996</a>) (2,650 Screens) </dd><dt>Gross </dt><dd>* class="botpad">$90,443,603 (USA) (<a href="http://imdb.com/BusinessThisDay?day=23&month=March">23 March</a> <a href="http://imdb.com/Sections/Years/1997/">1997</a>) </dd> not a lot but made decent moneyThat doesn't make it good.

DJEvelEd

01-02-2007, 06:24 AM

He's not jamming it in like he used to.

FUNKMAN

01-02-2007, 06:27 AM

cougarjake13 wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: DarkHippie wrote: I wonder if he sticks his tongue out when he fucks her not sure but i hear he dribbleshe used to drive her wild with his finger roll techniquei heard she was upset because he traveled too much

DJEvelEd

01-02-2007, 06:34 AM

I'm thankful to say I have been with women way nicer than this. <img src="http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2006-12/27126744.jpg" border="0" width="391" height="309" /><img src="http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2006-12/27126922.jpg" border="0" width="406" height="336" /> Yeesh! I hope she can cook 'cause she shure can't clean. Just look at the baseball diamond and the pool... <img src="http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2006-12/27126793.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="425" />                 

This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-2-07 @ 10:37 AM

CaptClown

01-02-2007, 07:29 AM

She had to have been better looking before the kids.

ralphbxny

01-02-2007, 01:56 PM

Ya kiddin!!! I just spoke to them...