I think I just got sexually harassed

[GonzoStyle]

<p>My boss has been giving me compliments on my weight loss for a while now but today was kinda weird and was like a usual suspects moment.</p><p>He starts staring at me from across my desk and not saying anything, then he starts saying &quot;you know I gotta say&quot; and he stutters as he says it and I never heard him stutter before, never seen him nervous, nothing of the sort.</p><p>him: I gotta say, you are looking really good<br />me: uhh thanks!<br />him: no I mean really good<br />me: yeah, really thanks<br />him: i like the whole goatee thing you got going on, it looks really nice <br />me: yeah....<br />him: you know, if you keep this up, you may need to drop out of college and transfer to model school!! :nervous chuckle:<br />me: are you hitting on me?!?!?!<br />him: hahahaha, i gotta go pick up the kids</p><p>He didnt deny it!!!!</p><p>He's gonna be back in an hour he said.</p>

[angelinad128]

<p>Your really weird...</p>

[Sheeplovr]

give him a bj he said nice things to you repay the good man<br />

[ShelleBink]

i usually just smack asses at work.

[reillyluck]

<p>He's a FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (sceaming in opies voice)</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Your really weird...</p><p>Good thing you didn't know me a few years back.</p><p>I think i'll stick with the colored chick at the gym though, she gave me a protein bar on the low a couple weeks ago and made me listen to her ipod yesterday and I pretended to enjoy the new jayz album just so I could get her #.</p><p>But I could always do him on the quick for a raise, then bang her as like a cleansing.</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i usually just smack asses at work. <p>but you're not a middle aged man, so its ok.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

his name might even be lionel pillowbiter

[Jughead]

When the story first started i thought you were a girl with a goatie...with a weirdo for a boss..

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He's a FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (sceaming in opies voice)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Medically speaking, a man isnt gay if he meets 2 requirements</p><p>1. he has had sex with a woman at least once</p><p>2. he doesnt think he is gay</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i usually just smack asses at work. <p>but you're not a middle aged man, so its ok.</p><p>true, and you should have seen this guy's ass, it was godlike.&nbsp; too bad he doesn't work here anymore.<br /><br />but yeh, you were probably sexually harassed.&nbsp; congrats.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He's a FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (sceaming in opies voice)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Medically speaking, a man isnt gay if he meets 2 requirements</p><p>1. he has had sex with a woman at least once</p><p>2. he doesnt think he is gay</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; still a faggot</p><p>2. still a faggot</p><p>3.&nbsp; why are you defending your boss if you posted this?&nbsp; </p><p>4.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i usually just smack asses at work. <p>but you're not a middle aged man, so its ok.</p><p>true, and you should have seen this guy's ass, it was godlike.&nbsp; too bad he doesn't work here anymore.<br /><br />but yeh, you were probably sexually harassed.&nbsp; congrats.</p><p>I shoulda known something was up cause he keeps on singing that awful song &quot;I saw the sign&quot;, when he comes back im gonna dim the lights and start singing &quot;all that she wants is another baby!!!&quot;</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He's a FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (sceaming in opies voice)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Medically speaking, a man isnt gay if he meets 2 requirements</p><p>1. he has had sex with a woman at least once</p><p>2. he doesnt think he is gay</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; still a faggot</p><p>2. still a faggot</p><p>3.&nbsp; why are you defending your boss if you posted this?&nbsp; </p><p>4.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He's a weird attention whore, LOL</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He's a FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (sceaming in opies voice)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Medically speaking, a man isnt gay if he meets 2 requirements</p><p>1. he has had sex with a woman at least once</p><p>2. he doesnt think he is gay</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; still a faggot</p><p>2. still a faggot</p><p>3.&nbsp; why are you defending your boss if you posted this?&nbsp; </p><p>4.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>im not defending him but just clearing things up, some guys just made mistakes when they were younger is all im sayin.</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He's a FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (sceaming in opies voice)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Medically speaking, a man isnt gay if he meets 2 requirements</p><p>1. he has had sex with a woman at least once</p><p>2. he doesnt think he is gay</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; still a faggot</p><p>2. still a faggot</p><p>3.&nbsp; why are you defending your boss if you posted this?&nbsp; </p><p>4.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>im not defending him but just clearing things up, some guys just made mistakes when they were younger is all im sayin.</p><p>seriously, who hasn't made silly mistakes as a youngin.&nbsp; </p>

[SatCam]

if it gets you a raise I say go with it

[reillyluck]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m44/bryandenson/f947dce8.jpg

[reeshy]

You are SO lucky!!!!!

[reillyluck]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He's a FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! (sceaming in opies voice)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Medically speaking, a man isnt gay if he meets 2 requirements</p><p>1. he has had sex with a woman at least once</p><p>2. he doesnt think he is gay</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1.&nbsp; still a faggot</p><p>2. still a faggot</p><p>3.&nbsp; why are you defending your boss if you posted this?&nbsp; </p><p>4.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>im not defending him but just clearing things up, some guys just made mistakes when they were younger is all im sayin.</p><p>seriously, who hasn't made silly mistakes as a youngin.&nbsp; </p><p>excellent point shelle.&nbsp; </p>

[GonzoStyle]

<p>I'll just pretend i'm 8 years old again and he's my cousin.</p>

[SilentSpic]

<p>Hook up your boss with Fez.&nbsp; </p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll just pretend i'm 8 years old again and he's my uncle.</p><p>fixed that for ya</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'll just pretend i'm 8 years old again and he's my uncle.</p><p>fixed that for ya</p><p>My uncle only got me buzzed off alcohol and watched me fall down steps, he was too lame to put the moves on me.</p>

[angrymissy]

So, did he come back yet??? UPDATE PLZ

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />So, did he come back yet??? UPDATE PLZ <p>His wife showed up with the baby, stupid cockblocker.</p><p>now I know why she always looks unsatisfied, shes jealous, then again i'd be jealous of me as well.</p>

[alwat]

<font size="3">I would rather get sexually harassed then, sexually transmitted.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></font>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>alwat</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">I would rather get sexually harassed then, sexually transmitted.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></font> <p>well you are sexually transmitted, otherwise you wouldn't have been born.</p>

[Furtherman]

When you get in your car, just sit a bit and see if comes up and says &quot;It's cold out here.&quot;

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />give him a bj he said nice things to you repay the good man<br /><p><font size="2">Nah Sheepy, the compliments only deserve a hand job.&nbsp; A raise, now that's worth a bj.</font></p>

[sailor]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i usually just smack asses at work. <p>but you're not a middle aged man, so its ok.</p><p>true, and you should have seen this guy's ass, it was godlike. too bad he doesn't work here anymore.<br /><br />but yeh, you were probably sexually harassed. congrats.</p><p>I shoulda known something was up cause he keeps on singing that awful song &quot;I saw the sign&quot;, when he comes back im gonna dim the lights and start singing &quot;all that she wants is another baby!!!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i think gonzostyle wins the award for most consistently gay poster.&nbsp; seriously, like 90% of his posts are quite queer.&nbsp; not that there's anything wrong with that.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="background-color: #ffffff"><font color="#ffffff">but maybe there is.&nbsp; lol </font></p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i usually just smack asses at work. <p>but you're not a middle aged man, so its ok.</p><p>true, and you should have seen this guy's ass, it was godlike. too bad he doesn't work here anymore.<br /><br />but yeh, you were probably sexually harassed. congrats.</p><p>I shoulda known something was up cause he keeps on singing that awful song &quot;I saw the sign&quot;, when he comes back im gonna dim the lights and start singing &quot;all that she wants is another baby!!!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">i think gonzostyle wins the award for most consistently gay poster.&nbsp; seriously, like 90% of his posts are quite queer.&nbsp; not that there's anything wrong with that.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="background-color: #ffffff"><font color="#ffffff">but maybe there is.&nbsp; lol </font></p><p>keeping track are we?</p>

[sailor]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p> <font size="2">i think gonzostyle wins the award for most consistently gay poster. seriously, like 90% of his posts are quite queer. not that there's anything wrong with that.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="background-color: #ffffff"><font color="#ffffff">but maybe there is. lol </font></p><p>keeping track are we?</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">nah, it's just everytime i read something of yours, i cringe.&nbsp; it's brilliant if intentional.<br /> </font></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />So, did he come back yet??? UPDATE PLZ <p>His wife showed up with the baby, stupid cockblocker.</p><p>now I know why she always looks unsatisfied, shes jealous, then again i'd be jealous of me as well.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're much prettier than she is! </p><p>Harumph!</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p><font size="2">i think gonzostyle wins the award for most consistently gay poster. seriously, like 90% of his posts are quite queer. not that there's anything wrong with that.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="background-color: #ffffff"><font color="#ffffff">but maybe there is. lol </font></p><p>keeping track are we?</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">nah, it's just everytime i read something of yours, i cringe.&nbsp; it's brilliant if intentional.<br /></font></p><p>Of course I am brilliant, I am THE gonzostyle.</p>

[The Jays]

Poster of the Year 2006, the one they call The One, he brings balance to the boards. He is the new Jesus, the Savior, he who was first mention in Isiah 11:26...

"The seeds of many shall striketh the mud, and out shall rise a flower that shall bring color and fragrance to overpower and intoxicate the garden of weeds, and thine only comparsion to earthly brilliance shall come from thee. False prophets come down to quicken his reign, yet his words shall make nebbish bores out of ye who forsaken thee."

[The Jays]

Not to forget that Isiah 12:27 tells how the Knicks beat the Pistons in triple overtime.

[DJEvelEd]

This is the gayest thread ever.&nbsp;I've heard about&nbsp;that Knicks locker room.

[The Jays]

This is most certainly not a gay thread. Now give me your pants.

[REAL Upuauat]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />i usually just smack asses at work. <p>but you're not a middle aged man, so its ok.</p><p>true, and you should have seen this guy's ass, it was godlike. too bad he doesn't work here anymore.<br /><br />but yeh, you were probably sexually harassed. congrats.</p><p>I shoulda known something was up cause he keeps on singing that awful song &quot;I saw the sign&quot;, when he comes back im gonna dim the lights and start singing &quot;all that she wants is another baby!!!&quot;</p><p> <font size="2">i think gonzostyle wins the award for most consistently gay poster. seriously, like 90% of his posts are quite queer. not that there's anything wrong with that.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="background-color: #ffffff"><font color="#ffffff">but maybe there is. lol </font></p><p>keeping track are we?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Gonzo hasn't even started to tell you about the filipino kids locked in his basement. &nbsp;</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Your really weird...</p><p>Good thing you didn't know me a few years back.</p><p>Yeah....he really had a thing for eggplant.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He was a bit ecclectic.....and I mean this in a good way!</p>