a championship or a piece of ass?

[phixion]

my friend and i were talking about the jets and the playoffs and i mentioned all i want more than anything is fro th jets to the playoffs and wina  championsip in my lifetime. then he posed this question to me if given a choice between seeing my jets win a championship or being able to rail vida guerra anytime, anyway, or anywhere i wanted for an entire year. i couldnt answer that question so i pose it to you: if given a choice between ur team, in any sport, winning a championship, or being able to fuck the girl of ur dreams for a year what do u choose? you can either gloat and make fun of the fans of the 30 or so loser franchises for 365, or getting to bang scarlet johanson or whoever.

[JustJon]

the girl.

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The girl as well.</font></p>

[A.J.]

<p>Since my beloved Red Sox finally won a championship in my lifetime, and even though it seems like a lifetime since my Celts won any titles, I'll take THIS for a year thank you very much:</p><p><img src="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/openyoureyestotheworld09/jennifer-connelly-002u3edit.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="610" /></p>

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">No contest.&nbsp; I too have been a Red Sox fan since I knew what baseball was and went through the 1975 World Series, the&nbsp;1978 Yankees playoff game and the&nbsp;1986 World Series and I would rather not see them win a title if I got to bang my dream girl for a year! My biggest problem would be who to do.</font>

[Foster]

No contest, I'ld take the girl. It might be a harder question if I was a key player on the championship team, but just a &nbsp;fan? Like I said no contest.

[MM2]

<strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br />my friend and i were talking about the jets and the playoffs and i mentioned all i want more than anything is fro th jets to the playoffs and wina&nbsp; championsip in my lifetime. then he posed this question to me if given a choice between seeing my jets win a championship or being able to rail vida guerra anytime, anyway, or anywhere i wanted for an entire year. i couldnt answer that question so i pose it to you: if given a choice between ur team, in any sport,&nbsp;winning a championship, or being able to fuck the girl of ur dreams for a year what do u choose? you can either gloat and make fun of the fans of the 30 or so loser franchises for 365, or getting to bang scarlet johanson or whoever. <p>Unless you are saying I'd get to QB my team to a superbowl title....you've got to pick the dream girl! I mean, come on, I'm no fag....</p>

[Snacks]

<p>without a doubt the girl. What does your favorite baseball team do for you? Nothing, yeah you get to watch them, but they dont give 2 shits about you and the pleasure of a hot piece of ass is way better then watching &quot;my team&quot; win. </p><p>Remember what was said in a Bronx tale. I dont remember it but I remember the meaning about mickey mantle not paying your bills or caring or whatever. We care way too much about our favorite teams do you really think they care about you??? Id say no</p><p>Go tap that ass!!!!</p>

[Dudeman]

<p>this is the easiest question ive seen posted here in 5 years...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the girl&nbsp;</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>If I knew my team was going to win, I would put 100g on them in Vegas&nbsp;and buy whatever I want.</p><p>I'll take the championship win!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>.....I got the girl of my dreams anyway...</p>

[Lumber]

Championship!!!&nbsp; Ass is Ass &amp; it's easy to come by.

[cougarjake13]

<p>def the chick</p><p>the teams will win or lose despite what we do </p><p>so im gonna do what i do have control over and bang scarlett johannson for one year</p>

[Don Stugots]

screw the team, even my yanks.&nbsp; i got to get liad.&nbsp;

[Fallon]

The girl!

[FUNKMAN]

<p>this is a question that should never have to be asked</p><p>at least not to the manliest of manly men</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this is a question that should never have to be asked</p><p><strong>at least not to the manliest of manly men</strong></p><p>&nbsp;yeah but look at this group..............</p>

[lleeder]

The girl and I'd knock her up just for good measure

[Doctor Z]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/openyoureyestotheworld09/jennifer-connelly-002u3edit.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="610" /></p><p>Can a Red Sox fan and a Yankee fan share the same chick?&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

I'd give up sports entirely for Scarlett Johnnson or Selma Hayek.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'd give up sports entirely for Scarlett Johnnson or Selma Hayek. <p>&nbsp; i already did for jessica simpson and for a certain female ronfez.net member. </p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>Basically with my scenario of placing a huge bet on Jets, and having them win the Superbowl, I would be an instant millionaire with SICK bragging rights. I would take that 10/10 times over some pussay. </p><p>I would have pussay for breakfast, lunch and dinner on my veranda in Florida.</p><p>Then pussay for breakfast, lunch and dinner on my yacht.</p><p>Then pussay for breakfast, lunch and dinner in my mansion.</p><p>Then pussay for breakfast, lunch and dinner forever while the rest of you are heartbroken after a year&nbsp;with no money to pay for&nbsp;your cock treatments.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'd give up sports entirely for Scarlett Johnnson or Selma Hayek. <p>&nbsp; i already did for jessica simpson and for a certain female ronfez.net member. </p><p>Back off!!! Fuzzybutt is mine.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br />I'd give up sports entirely for Scarlett Johnnson or Selma Hayek. <p> i already did for jessica simpson and for a certain female ronfez.net member. </p><p>Back off!!! Fuzzybutt is mine.</p><p>&nbsp;damn it.&nbsp; i knew i should have called it. </p>

[meanmrbill]

<p>I also agree that this is an easy question.&nbsp; Definately the girl.&nbsp; Of course, Salma Hayek and her brown eye would rue my choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.myspace.com/bilper">www.myspace.com/bilper</a></p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>You guys need to get laid more. Sheesh!!</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>The Oilers have 5... I can remember 3.</p><p>The disappointment I felt last year when the Hurricanes beat them out was the exact same I feel when my wife tells me &quot;No sex tonight&quot;...</p><p>It's a tough call but I'd take the Stanley Cup over sex. Maybe not 'anyday' but today I would...</p><p>I don't remember the feeling or wickedness of 99% of the&nbsp;sex I've had, Mostly just the last time or two but I sure as fuck remember Gretzky hoisting the holy grail of sports trophies.</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>A&nbsp;trophy?</p><p><img src="http://www.ara.org/awards/images/large_super_bowl.gif" border="0" width="150" height="250" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or a trophy wife?</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/famous/simpson/18-3-Nicole-Brown-Simpson.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="186" /></p><p><img src="http://www.bobaugust.com/oj.jpg" border="0" width="220" height="323" /></p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>I would combine the two and take Jay Mohr's advice to get some &quot;championship pussy&quot;</p><p><img src="http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/03_swilliams_01.jpg" border="0" width="480" height="600" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would combine the two and take Jay Mohr's advice to get some &quot;championship pussy&quot;</p><p><img src="http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/03_swilliams_01.jpg" border="0" width="480" height="600" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>normally she doesnt look hot</p><p>but she does here</p>

[Dash77]

<strong><em><font size="2">I'll take the CHAMPIONSHIP! some people only get one chance to win it all, you can get ass anytime, even if you pay for it....</font></em></strong>