Did You Ever Catch Your Parents in the Act?

[WhistlePig]

And was it traumatizing?
I was around 8 years old, and I didn't see anything but as I
approached my parent's bedroom door I overheard my mom being snippy
to my dad (as usual), saying something like "...and here you are with your
dick up my asshole." I don't think it was traumatizing, but then again, I
never forgot it.

[ShelleBink]

<p>No, thank GOD.</p><p>I always take comfort I'm the last born too.&nbsp; I can at least pretend they never had sex again.&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>thank god no and no dirty talk either...&nbsp; hearing about other parents ain't too shabby though&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>thanks for the material</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>my parents didnt have sex. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seriously.</p>

[weekapaugjz]

i saw it once, when i was in like second grade, i went into my mom's room b/c i couldnt sleep and saw her boyfriend on top going to town, i had no idea what it was, thought he was hurting her, i ran out of the room crying and my mom had to come and tell me how this &quot;was how adults show their love to each other&quot; and never talk about it to any of my friends.&nbsp; kinda traumatizing.

[johnniewalker]

I don't think so, but I was kinda an insomniac as a kid, and when i couldn't sleep i would sleep on the floor next to one of my family's beds.&nbsp; So something not good might have been going on.

[Fallon]

A couple years ago my sisters family was staying with us. I came home one night and she was going down on her husband in the living room. After that I used my outside door upstairs.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>thank god no and no dirty talk either... hearing about other parents ain't too shabby though <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>thanks for the material</p><p>&nbsp;funk, have your kids ever caught you?</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>great thread</p><p>My parents are divorced so a non issue</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But one morning when i was at my buddies house his mom was walking around with jizz on her chin&nbsp;</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">Nah, never saw my 'rents&nbsp;doing the dirty.&nbsp; But Larry the Cable Guy has a great line about his parents:</font></p><p><font size="2"><strong><em>On traumatic experiences: &quot;I accidentally saw my parents having sex. Good Lord! That's the last time I'm going to that Web site.&quot;</em></strong></font></p>

[reeshy]

No.....but my wife and I were caught by my son when he was around5 or 6....He later asked me why I was &quot;Bumping belly's&quot; with his mother!!!!

[Lumber]

If my memory serves me correctly, I was 6 or 7 when I walked into my parents room &amp; I caught my Mom bulking down Dad's sausage. My Dad yelled...&quot;Hey&quot; &amp; I bolted.

[ShelleBink]

doesn't anyone have locks on their bedroom doors?

[SilentSpic]

I've never seen my parents doing it but one moring I&nbsp;did&nbsp;see&nbsp;my father's junk.&nbsp; He had a huge one.&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>thank god no and no dirty talk either... hearing about other parents ain't too shabby though <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>thanks for the material</p><p>&nbsp;funk, have your kids ever caught you?</p><p>not sure. if they ever did i don't think they would tell...&nbsp;&nbsp; i do talk pretty loud without&nbsp;realizing it and the walls are pretty thin&nbsp;so i'm gonna guess they've overheard a little sumthin sumthin</p><p>i kind of hate thinkin about it</p>

[weekapaugjz]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>great thread</p><p>My parents are divorced so a non issue</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But one morning when i was at my buddies house his mom was walking around with jizz on her chin </p><p>&nbsp;thats one of the funniest things ive heard in a while, i can't imagine what i would do if i saw that, i don't think i wouldve been able to contain myself</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>weekapaugjz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>great thread</p><p>My parents are divorced so a non issue</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But one morning when i was at my buddies house his mom was walking around with jizz on her chin </p><p>&nbsp;thats one of the funniest things ive heard in a while, i can't imagine what i would do if i saw that, i don't think i wouldve been able to contain myself</p><p><img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/there_s_something_about_mary/cameron_diaz/something1.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="240" /></p>

[lleeder]

When i was like 12 or 13 me and my friend watched some other kids mom get railed. She was kinda a latina milf, her son wasnt into it so much.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Once. I was 4 and had climbed out of my crib. I walked into my parents' room and was very confused.</p><p>I still am.&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

I once heard but never saw.

[Marc with a c]

one time i walked into the bathroom and my parents were on the counter top, my dad got scared,&nbsp;spun around and came on my face.

[Furtherman]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />one time i walked into the bathroom and my parents were on the counter top, my dad got scared,&nbsp;spun around and came on my face. <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />one time i walked into the bathroom and my parents were on the counter top, my dad got scared,&nbsp;spun around and came on my face. <p>no wonder why you had a nice complexion...</p>

[yomudder21]

<p><font size="3">The real questions should be, &quot;Did you ever videotape your parents in the act?&quot;</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

<p>I never walked in on them, but as I got older I did realize they were &quot;doing it&quot; everytime their door would close and then a while my mom would always go to the bathroom, LOL</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Once. I was 4 and had climbed out of my crib. I walked into my parents' room and was very confused.</p><p>I still am.&nbsp;</p><p>was your first question &quot;why am i not in a big girl bed?&quot;</p>

[yankeehater]

<p>&nbsp;My step dad was banging my mom so long one night when I was like 14. They went for hours. Had anew respect for him after that, but still i disturbing.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Miss Black Ron</p>

[ObeyAni]

never actually saw it, but my room was right next to my parents room and my mom was a screamer. &lt;shudder&gt;

[narc]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I once heard but never saw. <p>Was it your dad or your mom? </p><p>Hearing your mom is one thing. I don't think I could recover from hearing my dad. </p>

[burrben]

never seen them, heard them

[Drunky McBetidont]

i used to like having sex in my parents bed when i was in highschool.&nbsp; my girlfirend thought it was wierd but it was a huge bed and didn't slide around like my bed.&nbsp; i would only do it when they wern't home of course.&nbsp; then i got a waterbed when i turned 18 and never used their room again.&nbsp; man that is wierd i humped in my parents bed, just thinking back on it is giving me chills.

[SouthSideJohnny]

<strong>ObeyAni</strong> wrote:<br />my mom was a screamer. <p>&nbsp;These words should never be uttered.&nbsp; </p>

[MattyBronx]

<p>Back in college I was&nbsp;going at it with a MILF&nbsp;who was a screamer, which&nbsp;was embarrasing because&nbsp;her two small kids were in the next&nbsp;room.</p><p>Then her 2-year-old son walked in on us.</p><p>Then her teenage sister walked in to pull the boy out of the room.</p>

[WhistlePig]

Ewww. I don't understand women who would scream their pleasure within
earshot of their children. No kid wants to hear THAT.

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p><a name="poster" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/69/Topic/55062/currentpage/posters" title="Rain Man"><img src="http://ia.ec.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/35/42/26m.jpg" border="0" alt="Rain Man" title="Rain Man" width="100" height="131" /></a></p><p>remember when raymond was listening as charlie and susanna knocked boots in the hotel?&nbsp; then he kept making that grunting noise and it really ticked off charlie.</p><p>i gotta go to kmart</p>

[led37zep]

I'm pretty sure my parents only had sex four times.&nbsp; Honeymoon, me and my sister and one little baby that god took back.&nbsp; So no...I didn't hear anything.

[Ritalin]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />And was it traumatizing? I was around 8 years old, and I didn't <em>see</em> anything but as I approached my parent's bedroom door I overheard my mom being snippy to my dad (as usual), saying something like &quot;<span style="background-color: #ffff00">...and here you are with your dick up my asshole.&quot;</span> I don't think it was traumatizing, but then again, I never forgot it.<p>&nbsp;Get outta here. I call bullshit.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MattyBronx]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Ewww. I don't understand women who would scream their pleasure within earshot of their children. No kid wants to hear THAT. <p>Oh, and I felt like such a scumbag.&nbsp; I've scarred those kids.</p>

[Ritalin]

<p>Actually, this thread just jogged a memory that makes me shudder. I must have been 15 or 16 when my drunken stepfather barged into my room - he and my mother were fighting - woke me up, and asked me at the top of his lungs why my mother wouldn't sleep with him.</p>&lt;&gt;&nbsp;Whoa. <br />

[CofyCrakCocaine]

My parents haven't done it since I was born, so no. Romance-killer since Day 1.

[A.J.]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I once heard but never saw. <p>Was it your dad or your mom? </p><p>Hearing your mom is one thing. I don't think I could recover from hearing my dad. </p><p>I think it was both -- but please don't make me bring up a repressed memory.</p>

[terry1979]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I once heard but never saw. <p>Was it your dad or your mom? </p><p>Hearing your mom is one thing. I don't think I could recover from hearing my dad. </p><p>I think it was both -- but please don't make me bring up a repressed memory.</p><p>how did hearing your parents' coital bliss make you feel???&nbsp; Bring yourself back to that moment and share your feelings with the group.&nbsp; It will help you heal.</p>