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PapaBear
12-26-2006, 08:48 PM
<p>When I was a kid, I would sneak my Dad's Penthouse magazines. Who didn't? They ranged in years from 1976 to around 1982. I have a stack of Penthouses, from that same era, in my room (mostly for nostalgia's sake. It's not exactly top notch porn).</p><p>Well... I was just in my son's room, working on his computer. I found the October 1978 issue under his bed, when I was tracing down the Ethernet cable. My only consern is, he's going to be in for a shock, when he sees a shaved cooter, in real life.</p><p><img src="http://www.tias.com/stores/joespaper/thumbs/j4015a.jpg" border="0" width="75" height="100" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 12-27-06 @ 12:56 AM</span>

TheGameHHH
12-26-2006, 09:40 PM
be a cool dad, take it out from under the bed and put a more current issuse in it's place.

Yerdaddy
12-27-2006, 05:09 AM
<p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p>

Lumber
12-27-2006, 05:12 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Lucky Bastard</p>

dereckfishboy
12-27-2006, 05:13 AM
<p>I'm shocked by the irony of an ethernet cable leading you to a thirty year old porn mag. A kid in this day and age usually already has a sub to thumbnips.com</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 12-27-06 @ 9:14 AM</span>

crb1
12-27-2006, 05:18 AM
And tell him to ignore the Spanish Fly ads because it just doesn't work.

dereckfishboy
12-27-2006, 05:26 AM
<strong>crb1</strong> wrote:<br />And tell him to ignore the Spanish Fly ads because it just doesn't work.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Good thing, too. I heard something about some dead bitch and a gearshift.&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
12-27-2006, 05:39 AM
i used to steal my uncle's playboys.&nbsp; he would never get pissed until a few times, i took them right out of the mailbox.&nbsp; Keri Kellen (sp?) was my fav. playmate, India Allen was Playmate of the year.&nbsp;

angelinad128
12-27-2006, 06:06 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>Why is this the only position every porn girl takes when you see them live? LOL&nbsp; And it looks like its always the same chair too!!!</p>

Yerdaddy
12-27-2006, 06:37 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>Why is this the only position every porn girl takes when you see them live? LOL&nbsp; And it looks like its always the same chair too!!!</p><p>She liked my velvet love shirt that I always wore for the strippers. She did rub those famous mellons on it. I AM a lucky bastard!</p>

angelinad128
12-27-2006, 06:48 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>Why is this the only position every porn girl takes when you see them live? LOL&nbsp; And it looks like its always the same chair too!!!</p><p>She liked my velvet love shirt that I always wore for the strippers. She did rub those famous mellons on it. I AM a lucky bastard!</p><p>Is she still around?</p>

Yerdaddy
12-27-2006, 07:22 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>Why is this the only position every porn girl takes when you see them live? LOL&nbsp; And it looks like its always the same chair too!!!</p><p>She liked my velvet love shirt that I always wore for the strippers. She did rub those famous mellons on it. I AM a lucky bastard!</p><p>Is she still around?</p><p>Well she's two years older than me so odds are she's dead now. </p><p>Honestly I don't know. She's not qualified for my current fetish so I haven't seen her in a while. </p><p>How many times can we get this picture of Christy Canyon on my lap posted in the same thread? I'm liking it!</p>

Furtherman
12-27-2006, 07:23 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>That's hysterical... I have the same picture with Christy too... from Al's Diamond Caberet in Redding, PA!&nbsp; </p>

MadMatt
12-27-2006, 07:27 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>Why is this the only position every porn girl takes when you see them live? LOL&nbsp; And it looks like its always the same chair too!!!</p><p>She liked my velvet love shirt that I always wore for the strippers. She did rub those famous mellons on it. I AM a lucky bastard!</p><p>Is she still around?</p><p>Well she's two years older than me so odds are she's dead now. </p><p>Honestly I don't know. <strong><font color="#0000ff">She's not qualified for my current fetish so I haven't seen her in a while. </font></strong></p><p>How many times can we get this picture of Christy Canyon on my lap posted in the same thread? I'm liking it!</p><p>Why, she doesn't own or wear&nbsp;a burka?</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

Team_Ramrod
12-27-2006, 07:30 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>Why is this the only position every porn girl takes when you see them live? LOL&nbsp; And it looks like its always the same chair too!!!</p><p>She liked my velvet love shirt that I always wore for the strippers. She did rub those famous mellons on it. I AM a lucky bastard!</p><p>Is she still around?</p><p>Yes, She's a Judge on Jenna Jameson's Show On Playboy TV...</p><p>She's Dating Robin Williams....</p><p>She's Hotter than Fuck! She's my all-time favorite.</p>

Lumber
12-27-2006, 07:30 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old&nbsp;Undercover Brother wig&nbsp;and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>Why is this the only position every porn girl takes when you see them live? LOL&nbsp; And it looks like its always the same chair too!!!</p><p>She liked my velvet love shirt that I always wore for the strippers. She did rub those famous mellons on it. I AM a lucky bastard!</p><p>Is she still around?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://www.totallychristy.com/biography.php">http://www.totallychristy.com/biography.php</a></p>

angelinad128
12-27-2006, 07:40 AM
Ok,I know who she is now. I knew the name, but that picture wasn't ringing a bell.

PapaBear
12-27-2006, 08:05 AM
<strong>dereckfishboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm shocked by the irony of an ethernet cable leading you to a thirty year old porn mag. A kid in this day and age usually already has a sub to thumbnips.com</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 12-27-06 @ 9:14 AM</span> <p>Shit... I can't believe I didn't figure that out myself.</p>

AcolyteAndy
01-15-2007, 02:40 PM
Me and my bro grew up reading our dad's Playboy magzines. Fun times.

A.J.
01-16-2007, 03:05 AM
<strong>AcolyteAndy</strong> wrote:<br />Me and my bro grew up reading our dad's Playboy magzines. Fun times. <p>Just for the articles?</p>

PapaBear
01-16-2007, 03:21 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AcolyteAndy</strong> wrote:<br />Me and my bro grew up reading our dad's Playboy magzines. Fun times. <p>Just for the articles?</p><p>Penthouse was the only one worth &quot;reading&quot;. Forum letters RULED!</p>

sr71blackbird
01-16-2007, 03:45 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I rember my favorite stolen Pentouse was Christy Canyon's first spread in 1982, I think. Years later I had to go meet her at the Mitchell Brothers in SF. I told her I got in trouble for sneaking her mag when I was 16. She was cool as shit. We shot the shit for a few minutes and she told me she was only 18 at the time. Great girl.</p><p><img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/christy.jpg" border="0" width="177" height="207" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But your poor kid is going to have to carry around an old Undercover Brother wig and have the girl &quot;put it on&quot; to get off.</p><p>&nbsp;Amazingly, I took one picture in my life with a porn star and it was with her and it is in almost the exact same position!</p><p>As far as the thread goes, my father never had any porn, so I was forced to use Sears and JC Penny catalogs for my early porn, until I found a pile of them in the woods down by the swamp and thought I had died and gone to heaven!&nbsp;</p>

AcolyteAndy
01-16-2007, 03:22 PM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AcolyteAndy</strong> wrote:<br />Me and my bro grew up reading our dad's Playboy magzines. Fun times. <p>Just for the articles?</p><p>The Centerfold bios and sleazy cartoons!</p><p>Didnt read Penthouse until I was 17 and bought it myself</p>