personal sexy time

[GonzoStyle]

<p>You ever have one of those personal &quot;me time&quot; nights. You're not going out nowhere but you take the extra special time to shower, shave, dabble on some body oil and top yourself off with some yummy fragrance. Then you put on those special clothes, crisp shirt, the fancy drawers. You make yourself a nice drink, and then you top it all off with some crazy masturbation and before you know it, a jizzevoir has formed in your belly button.</p><p>I do this at times, just cause I love me.</p>

[crb1]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You ever have one of those personal &quot;me time&quot; nights. You're not going out nowhere but you take the extra special time to shower, shave, dabble on some body oil and top yourself off with some yummy fragrance. Then you put on those special clothes, crisp shirt, the fancy drawers. You make yourself a nice drink, and then you top it all off with some crazy masturbation and before you know it, a jizzevoir has formed in your belly button.</p><p>I do this at times, just cause I love me.</p><p>Doesn't the jizzevoir ruin your crisp shirt?</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't mind pampering myself from time to time, but I don't jizz all over myself no matter how good the jack session is going.

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>crb1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You ever have one of those personal &quot;me time&quot; nights. You're not going out nowhere but you take the extra special time to shower, shave, dabble on some body oil and top yourself off with some yummy fragrance. Then you put on those special clothes, crisp shirt, the fancy drawers. You make yourself a nice drink, and then you top it all off with some crazy masturbation and before you know it, a jizzevoir has formed in your belly button.</p><p>I do this at times, just cause I love me.</p><p>Doesn't the jizzevoir ruin your crisp shirt?</p><p>well naturally that comes off when I undress myself all sexy like, after I dance for myself a bit... you know, tease it up.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/ba/Silencelamp7.jpg/180px-Silencelamp7.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="256" />

[weekapaugjz]

<strong><br /></strong><p>well naturally that comes off when I undress myself all sexy like, after I dance for myself a bit... you know, tease it up.</p><p>&nbsp;what, you mean like this?</p><p>&nbsp;http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2783/gumbrf4.jpg </p>

[mikeyboy]

weekapaugjz and horsepants bumped heads going for the same joke.

[weekapaugjz]

mine's better though because gumb is taking off his clothes, but horsepants did beat me to it.&nbsp; damn it.

[GonzoStyle]

<p>No but I would totally dance to &quot;Goodbye Horses&quot; that song is awesome!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i wouldn't worry about it, neither of them were funny.</p><p>GSHC #44 checking in</p>

[Don Stugots]

i love when my belly button is full of jizzy while laying in a hot shower.&nbsp;

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />i love when my belly button is full of jizzy while laying in a hot shower.&nbsp; <p>If that ain't a ringin' endorsement, I give up.</p>

[keithy_19]

Masterbation is all fun and games till I finish. I look at the mess I've made and feel lonlier than ever.

[Jughead]

Some body threw pearls in my toilet<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" /> Oh ????Nevermind....

[ObeyAni]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />Masterbation is all fun and games till I finish. I look at the mess I've made and feel lonlier than ever. <p>oh GOD i'm so glad i'm not the only one who feels this way LOL</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />Masterbation is all fun and games till I finish. I look at the mess I've made and feel lonlier than ever. <p>&nbsp;just the opposite for me.&nbsp; i take pride in that load.&nbsp; i work hard to build it up.&nbsp; i dont want some clear little shot, i want that load to look like a tube of elmers glue exploded on me.&nbsp; &nbsp; </p>

[Marc with a c]

im not opening this thread anymore.

[reeshy]

Shit...I almost shot my eye out one time!!!!!

[angelinad128]

I don't understand why you go through the motions of getting ready to go out to masterbate by yourself.&nbsp; Doing it for someone else, then that's another story...

[FUNKMAN]

i'd try it but i'm afraid of rejection...

[Hottub]

i want that load to look like a tube of elmers glue exploded on me.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh, if you didn't already have 2!

[Lumber]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I don't understand why you go through the motions of getting ready to go out to masterbate by yourself.&nbsp; Doing it for someone else, then that's another story... <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When there is no tongue or titties around and I feel like blastin', the only thing I make sure are clean are my hands. I wash 'em good before Wackin' my Wood. Why go thru all that bullshit.</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I don't understand why you go through the motions of getting ready to go out to masterbate by yourself.&nbsp; Doing it for someone else, then that's another story... <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When there is no tongue or titties around and I feel like blastin', the only thing I make sure are clean are my hands. I wash 'em good before Wackin' my Wood. Why go thru all that bullshit.</p><p>Exactly!!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />i want that load to look like a tube of elmers glue exploded on me.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh, if you didn't already have 2! <p>ah, so go ahead and change it.&nbsp; i wont tell.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You ever have one of those personal &quot;me time&quot; nights. You're not going out nowhere but you take the extra special time to shower, shave, dabble on some body oil and top yourself off with some yummy fragrance. Then you put on those special clothes, crisp shirt, the fancy drawers. You make yourself a nice drink, and then you top it all off with some crazy masturbation and before you know it, a jizzevoir has formed in your belly button.</p><p>I do this at times, just cause I love me.</p>Do you wear the frilly underwear, too?You do realize that you're halfway there to being gay, dont you?&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-26-06 @ 6:31 PM</span>

[silera]

<p>I do this sans jizzum.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Ritalin]

I used to be in a band named Sans Jizzum

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I don't understand why you go through the motions of getting ready to go out to masterbate by yourself.&nbsp; Doing it for someone else, then that's another story... <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When there is no tongue or titties around and I feel like blastin', the only thing I make sure are clean are my hands. I wash 'em good before Wackin' my Wood. Why go thru all that bullshit.</p><p>Exactly!!</p><p>because sometimes you just feel really sexy.</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I don't understand why you go through the motions of getting ready to go out to masterbate by yourself.&nbsp; Doing it for someone else, then that's another story... <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When there is no tongue or titties around and I feel like blastin', the only thing I make sure are clean are my hands. I wash 'em good before Wackin' my Wood. Why go thru all that bullshit.</p><p>Exactly!!</p><p>because sometimes you just feel really sexy.</p><p>I can understand the primping but why bother getting dressed, stay naked!</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I don't understand why you go through the motions of getting ready to go out to masterbate by yourself.&nbsp; Doing it for someone else, then that's another story... <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When there is no tongue or titties around and I feel like blastin', the only thing I make sure are clean are my hands. I wash 'em good before Wackin' my Wood. Why go thru all that bullshit.</p><p>Exactly!!</p><p>because sometimes you just feel really sexy.</p><p>I can understand the primping but why bother getting dressed, stay naked!</p><p>so you can do a sexy dance to some Prince music and take it off slow, you gotta tease it with your MWAH, MWAH, MWAH... KISSS!!!!</p>

[angelinad128]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br />I don't understand why you go through the motions of getting ready to go out to masterbate by yourself.&nbsp; Doing it for someone else, then that's another story... <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When there is no tongue or titties around and I feel like blastin', the only thing I make sure are clean are my hands. I wash 'em good before Wackin' my Wood. Why go thru all that bullshit.</p><p>Exactly!!</p><p>because sometimes you just feel really sexy.</p><p>I can understand the primping but why bother getting dressed, stay naked!</p><p>so you can do a sexy dance to some Prince music and take it off slow, you gotta tease it with your MWAH, MWAH, MWAH... KISSS!!!!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />&nbsp;&nbsp; What makes you happy...can't be bad</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<p>sometimes you dont even plan it, it just starts off with... eh i feel like taking a shower. then you start lathering up with the body cream and making yourself all pretty. Then you're all spiffed up and realize, oh man I gotta be in bed in like an hour, so I musta gotten all sexy like for me!!!</p><p>then you put on some tunes and serenade yourself.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sometimes you dont even plan it, it just starts off with... eh i feel like taking a shower. then you start lathering up with the body cream and making yourself all pretty. Then you're all spiffed up and realize, oh man I gotta be in bed in like an hour, so I musta gotten all sexy like for me!!!</p><p>then you put on some tunes and serenade yourself.</p><p>&nbsp;you dirty talkin bastard!!</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<p>Silera &amp; The Don are with me and that is all that counts, it might be a Brooklyn thing.</p><p>Sometimes I just like to dance all sexy like, I found myself doing it at the gym yesterday when &quot;Dancing Queen&quot; shuffled on my ipod, no one can resist Abba!!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-27-06 @ 11:09 AM</span>

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You ever have one of those personal &quot;me time&quot; nights. You're not going out nowhere but you take the extra special time to shower, shave, dabble on some body oil and top yourself off with some yummy fragrance. Then you put on those special clothes, crisp shirt, the fancy drawers. You make yourself a nice drink, and then you top it all off with some crazy masturbation and before you know it, a jizzevoir has formed in your belly button.</p><p>I do this at times, just cause I love me.</p><p>No. I aint nothin but a hoodrat anyhow. And what's the point of taking a skeezer to KFC when you aint gotta?</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You ever have one of those personal &quot;me time&quot; nights. You're not going out nowhere but you take the extra special time to shower, shave, dabble on some body oil and top yourself off with some yummy fragrance. Then you put on those special clothes, crisp shirt, the fancy drawers. You make yourself a nice drink, and then you top it all off with some crazy masturbation and before you know it, a jizzevoir has formed in your belly button.</p><p>I do this at times, just cause I love me.</p><p>No. I aint nothin but a hoodrat anyhow. And what's the point of taking a skeezer to KFC when you aint gotta?</p><p>and by KFC you better mean either Kennedy or Kansas fried chicken, otherwise you will have to hand in your hood card.</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sometimes you dont even plan it, it just starts off with... eh i feel like taking a shower. then you start lathering up with the body cream and making yourself all pretty. Then you're all spiffed up and realize, oh man I gotta be in bed in like an hour, so I musta gotten all sexy like for me!!!</p><p>then you put on some tunes and serenade yourself.</p><p>Do you keep one of those big dildos with a plunger on the bottom of it so you can stick it on the tile wall in the shower and back into it?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Silera &amp; The Don are with me and that is all that counts, it might be a Brooklyn thing.</p><p>Sometimes I just like to dance all sexy like, I found myself doing it at the gym yesterday when &quot;Dancing Queen&quot; shuffled on my ipod, no one can resist Abba!!!</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-27-06 @ 11:09 AM</span><p>&nbsp;i always get caught up in &quot;i dont feel like dancing&quot; song by scissor sisters.&nbsp; its Abba, no its BeeGees, no it Abba.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dude, i totally agree with you.&nbsp; sometimes you need to turn yourself on.&nbsp; its an esteem thing.&nbsp; there is no better love than self love.&nbsp; cept for maybe Women on Women on self love.&nbsp;</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>sometimes you dont even plan it, it just starts off with... eh i feel like taking a shower. then you start lathering up with the body cream and making yourself all pretty. Then you're all spiffed up and realize, oh man I gotta be in bed in like an hour, so I musta gotten all sexy like for me!!!</p><p>then you put on some tunes and serenade yourself.</p><p>Do you keep one of those big dildos with a plunger on the bottom of it so you can stick it on the tile wall in the shower and back into it?</p><p>no, im not a homo..... those are all just rumors!</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Silera &amp; The Don are with me and that is all that counts, it might be a Brooklyn thing.</p><p>Sometimes I just like to dance all sexy like, I found myself doing it at the gym yesterday when &quot;Dancing Queen&quot; shuffled on my ipod, no one can resist Abba!!!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-27-06 @ 11:09 AM</span> <p>&nbsp;i always get caught up in &quot;i dont feel like dancing&quot; song by scissor sisters.&nbsp; its Abba, no its BeeGees, no it Abba.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dude, i totally agree with you.&nbsp; sometimes you need to turn yourself on.&nbsp; its an esteem thing.&nbsp; there is no better love than self love.&nbsp; cept for maybe Women on Women on self love.&nbsp;</p><p>woman on woman self love, with you on the bottom!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Silera &amp; The Don are with me and that is all that counts, it might be a Brooklyn thing.</p><p>Sometimes I just like to dance all sexy like, I found myself doing it at the gym yesterday when &quot;Dancing Queen&quot; shuffled on my ipod, no one can resist Abba!!!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-27-06 @ 11:09 AM</span> <p> i always get caught up in &quot;i dont feel like dancing&quot; song by scissor sisters. its Abba, no its BeeGees, no it Abba.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dude, i totally agree with you. sometimes you need to turn yourself on. its an esteem thing. there is no better love than self love. cept for maybe Women on Women on self love. </p><p>woman on woman self love, with you on the bottom!</p><p>&nbsp;thats what meant.&nbsp; </p>

[GonzoStyle]

<p>Brooklyn represent!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />im not opening this thread anymore. <p>Come on.....you know you want to........</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />im not opening this thread anymore. <p>Come on.....you know you want to........</p><p>no i swear.</p>

[johnniewalker]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Silera &amp; The Don are with me and that is all that counts, it might be a Brooklyn thing.</p><p>Sometimes I just like to dance all sexy like, I found myself doing it at the gym yesterday when &quot;Dancing Queen&quot; shuffled on my ipod, no one can resist Abba!!!</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 12-27-06 @ 11:09 AM</span><p> i always get caught up in &quot;i dont feel like dancing&quot; song by scissor sisters. its Abba, no its BeeGees, no it Abba.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dude, i totally agree with you. sometimes you need to turn yourself on. its an esteem thing. there is no better love than self love. cept for maybe Women on Women on self love. </p><p>&nbsp;Sweet jesus do I love &quot;waterloo&quot;...sadly i like listening to the scissor sisters, even after I googled them and it came up with their other song &quot;take your mother out&quot; and said it was the gay anthem of the year.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />im not opening this thread anymore. <p>Come on.....you know you want to........</p><p>no i swear.</p><p>&nbsp;he will come back and keep reading just waiting for a women here to spill the beans on their own self love. &nbsp; </p>

[GonzoStyle]

I think its the excitement of losing all the weight and finding out I still have a penis after all these years.

[A.J.]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />im not opening this thread anymore. <p>Why?&nbsp; Is it stuck together?</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br />I think its the excitement of losing all the weight and finding out I still have a penis after all these years.<p> maybe sometimes you just need to feel sexy. maybe you need to feel wanted and lusted for. maybe you just need to be held once in a while.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>it dont make you a bad person.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Don Stugots on 12-28-06 @ 10:09 AM</span>

[GwEnYpOo]

<p>just fuckin gey </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/fag.jpg</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>by the way the scissor sisters are awesome </p>

[GwEnYpOo]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/sexyparty.jpg

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">This is why I stopped drinking.</font></strong>