View Full Version : Steal a garbage can? Fuck you you fuckers!
mdr55
12-24-2006, 04:31 PM
<p>God damn those son of a fucking bitches!</p><p>I walk outside to throw my trash out into the garbage can before the garbage people get the trash and.........my fucking garbage can is gone!!!!! WTF! I know times are tuff but who would steal a garbage can. Heck those fuckers didn't even take the trash with them. They just left the trash on the side walk. Is nothing sacred any more?</p><p> </p><p> MISSING since 12/23/06:</p><p><img src="http://www.uwosh.edu/faculty_staff/palmeri/images/garbage.jpg" border="0" alt="MISSING:" title="MISSING:" width="142" height="179" /> </p><p>Color: Dark Green</p><p>2 wheels, 2 handles.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Another person's trash is someone else's treasure.</p><p> </p><p>Give back my garbage can you fucking mother fucking ass licking trash thief.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Merry Christmas!!!!! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
Furtherman
12-24-2006, 04:33 PM
You might want to ask Oscar where he was the night in question.
angrymissy
12-24-2006, 04:37 PM
Did it blow away? A few weeks ago I thought someone stole mine and I realized that it was so windy the freaking can was halfway down the street
reeshy
12-24-2006, 04:40 PM
Ok.....OK....MDR....I'll bring it back in the mornig....just like I found it.....full!!!!!!!!!
Let the homeless shop! Let the homeless shop!
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 04:47 PM
We no longer put out our garbage cans since so many of them have walked away. The cleaning crew for the building puts all the trash in bags and puts them on the street.
lleeder
12-24-2006, 04:53 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />We no longer put out our garbage cans since so many of them have walked away. The cleaning crew for the building puts all the trash in bags and puts them on the street. <p>If you dont put them out do they just sit inside unused?</p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 04:55 PM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />Did it blow away? A few weeks ago I thought someone stole mine and I realized that it was so windy the freaking can was halfway down the street I wished it did. But the trash that was already in the garbage can (before those mofos took it) was right there on the freaking sidewalk and the garbage wasn't picked up yet (cuz the other cans in the neighborhood weren't collected yet. Who the fuck wakes up before 6 a.m. to steal someone's trash can??? Did they take the can with the grafitti on it? Fuck NO!Did they take the can with the missing wheels? Fuck NO!God damn mother fuckers!!! <p> </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 04:55 PM
<p> <em><span class="postbody">If you dont put them out do they just sit inside unused?</span></em></p><p>No, they are recepticles for trash lined with plastic bags so the cleaning staff can put the bags out to the curb.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-24-06 @ 8:59 PM</span>
lleeder
12-24-2006, 05:00 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />Did it blow away? A few weeks ago I thought someone stole mine and I realized that it was so windy the freaking can was halfway down the street I wished it did. But the trash that was already in the garbage can (before those mofos took it) was right there on the freaking sidewalk and the garbage wasn't picked up yet (cuz the other cans in the neighborhood weren't collected yet. Who the fuck wakes up before 6 a.m. to steal someone's trash can??? Did they take the can with the grafitti on it? Fuck NO!Did they take the can with the missing wheels? Fuck NO!God damn mother fuckers!!! <p> </p><p>Thats why I spray painted my garbage cans. They say <font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>I'm Queer</strong><font size="1" color="#000000"> . Just try to take them theives then who will look like a fool, Ha.</font></font></p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 05:02 PM
MDR, it's the price you pay for living in Jersey City.
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:05 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />MDR, it's the price you pay for living in Jersey City.<p> Don't be hating.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" /></p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 05:09 PM
It's you're garbage can that was stolen. Years ago a homeless guy kept stealing our garbage bags so he could collect cans.
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:10 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />It's you're garbage can that was stolen. Years ago a homeless guy kept stealing our garbage bags so he could collect cans.Only in the JC! That's why I love it! <p> </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:13 PM
<p><font size="3">Have you seen me?</font></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.callowaytrashservice.com/images/trash_can.gif" border="0" width="127" height="135" /></p><p> </p><p>I'm fucking lost.</p><p> </p><p>Fucking fucktards.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mad.gif" border="0" /></p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 05:13 PM
<p>A lot of weird shit has been going down in my neighborhood lately. Lots of cops stopping cars. Profanity-laced arguments in the wee hours of the morning over cell phones or radios. Lots of ambulances and fire trucks. A couple of years ago some kid was holding up people with a silver gun. </p><p>Yet, no garbage can thefts. </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-24-06 @ 9:16 PM</span>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:16 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A lot of weird shit has been going down in my neighborhood lately. Lots of cops stopping cars. Profanity-laced arguments in the wee hours of the morning over cell phones or radios. Lots of ambulances and fire trucks. A couple of years ago some kid was holding up people with a silver gun. </p><p>Yes, no garbage can thefts. </p> We'll see about that. What's your address? I've got to replace my missing garbage can somehow.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" /> <br /> <p> </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:19 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p> A couple of years ago some kid was holding up people with a silver gun. </p><span class="post_edited"></span><p> But the Lone Ranger supposed to be a good guy. God damn Hudson County and their corruption!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mad.gif" border="0" /></p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 05:21 PM
<p>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</p><p>10 No Garbage Can Stolen Lane</p><p>The Good part of Jersey City, NJ 07303.12 </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:25 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /> <p>The Good part of Jersey City, NJ 07303.12 </p><p> Dat what you think.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>The only good part of the JC is when you're leaving it..........but it pulls you back in.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Must be the JC air.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /> <br /> </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 05:28 PM
<p>I prefered Jersey City prior to when developers got a hard on for the place.</p><p>And before garbage can thiefs roamed free. </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-24-06 @ 9:32 PM</span>
lleeder
12-24-2006, 05:28 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote: <p>10 No Garbage Can Stolen Lane</p><p>That must be a rrrreeally long street sign</p><p> </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:31 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</p><p>10 Garbage Cans Stolen in 1 day Street<br /> </p><p>The Not so Goody part of Jersey City, NJ 07303.666 </p><p> Ha! I found your real address. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Stop hording up the garbage cans. Tell the truth. The REAL reason that they don't put out the garbage cans in your building is that the garbage cans don't REALLY belong to them (where's the reciepts???). They took them from law abiding citizens like me, to keep the rent down. Admit! Admit! </p><p> </p><p>I busted the whole case. I'm calling the 5-0 to go and break up the underground JC garbage can ring of thieves. </p>
lleeder
12-24-2006, 05:34 PM
<p>Thats why I keep a spy in my garbage can</p><p><img src="http://img.search.com/9/96/300px-Tv_sesame_street_oscar.jpg" border="0" width="305" height="202" /></p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 05:34 PM
<p><em><span class="postbody">where's the reciepts???</span></em></p><p>Actually, we have them. We bought them this past fall and turned them in for reimbursement. </p><p>HA HA HA! </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:36 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">where's the reciepts???</span></em></p><p>Actually, we have them. We bought them this past fall and turned them in for reimbursement. </p><p>HA HA HA! </p> <strong><font size="5">I KNEW IT!!!!! </font></strong><p> </p>
FUNKMAN
12-24-2006, 05:41 PM
<p>what kind of world is this where a man and his can can't be left alone?</p><p> </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:42 PM
Funkman's old neighborhood has gone to pot!!!<br />
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 05:43 PM
Hmmm, I wonder where Reilly's been?
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:45 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Hmmm, I wonder where Reilly's been?Say it ain't so reilly. But then again you can't trust those JC Heights peoples. <p> </p>
FUNKMAN
12-24-2006, 05:47 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />Funkman's old neighborhood has gone to pot!!!<br /><p>looks like i'm gonna have to come back, get it back to the old days... clean up the riff raff and what not</p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:53 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />Funkman's old neighborhood has gone to pot!!!<br /><p>looks like i'm gonna have to come back, get it back to the old days... clean up the riff raff and what not</p> Don't do it! The Dickerson gang will cut you up man. They got guns! Not the brass knuckles you used to carry around in your day.<br /> <p> </p>
FUNKMAN
12-24-2006, 05:55 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />Funkman's old neighborhood has gone to pot!!!<br /><p>looks like i'm gonna have to come back, get it back to the old days... clean up the riff raff and what not</p>Don't do it! The Dickerson gang will cut you up man. They got guns! Not the brass knuckles you used to carry around in your day.<br /><p> </p><p>okay! i think i'll go to WaWa instead, get a cup of coffee and a sammich</p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 05:58 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />Funkman's old neighborhood has gone to pot!!!<br /><p>looks like i'm gonna have to come back, get it back to the old days... clean up the riff raff and what not</p>Don't do it! The Dickerson gang will cut you up man. They got guns! Not the brass knuckles you used to carry around in your day.<br /><p> </p><p>okay! i think i'll go to WaWa instead, get a cup of coffee and a sammich</p>So Funkman thinks he's too good enough for the ole neighborhood now huh? What you got against the bodegas???? <p> </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 06:00 PM
I used to date a guy in Toms River. I so miss WaWa. ::sniff::
FUNKMAN
12-24-2006, 06:01 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br />Funkman's old neighborhood has gone to pot!!!<br /><p>looks like i'm gonna have to come back, get it back to the old days... clean up the riff raff and what not</p>Don't do it! The Dickerson gang will cut you up man. They got guns! Not the brass knuckles you used to carry around in your day.<br /><p> </p><p>okay! i think i'll go to WaWa instead, get a cup of coffee and a sammich</p>So Funkman thinks he's too good enough for the ole neighborhood now huh? What you got against the bodegas???? <p> </p><p>only if i can still get canepas and malta</p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 06:03 PM
<p><em><span class="postbody">only if i can still get canepas and malta</span></em></p><p>More like dusty cans of baby formula. And 50 cents on the dollar for food stamps. </p>
Team_Ramrod
12-24-2006, 06:03 PM
<p>If you want your garbage can back you WILL follow my instructions carefully.</p><p>There are no police to be involved or you will never see the can again.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I want $25.00 in unmarked bills...USD.... I want it in a brown paper lunch bag.... If you cannot come up with the funds in and hour I will be sending you a handle, and hour later the other handle.... Each progressive hour will mark the end of the wheels, followed by the lid....</p><p>If you choose not to honor my demands your can will be destroyed and all evidence will be 'lost'.</p><p> You have 1 hour.......go!</p><p> </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 06:06 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you want your garbage can back you WILL follow my instructions carefully.</p><p>There are no police to be involved or you will never see the can again.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I want $25.00 in unmarked bills...USD.... I want it in a brown paper lunch bag.... If you cannot come up with the funds in and hour I will be sending you a handle, and hour later the other handle.... Each progressive hour will mark the end of the wheels, followed by the lid....</p><p>If you choose not to honor my demands your can will be destroyed and all evidence will be 'lost'.</p><p> You have 1 hour.......go!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>$25?????? Fuck that. I'll go to Home Depot and get a brand new one for $8.99.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Or I'll drive around and get a trash can with the same number on it. Who'll know????? </p>
FUNKMAN
12-24-2006, 06:07 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">only if i can still get canepas and malta</span></em></p><p>More like dusty cans of baby formula. And 50 cents on the dollar for food stamps. </p><p>how about bud light and catfood?</p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 06:09 PM
<p><em><span class="postbody">how about bud light and catfood?</span></em></p><p>I would never buy catfood at a Bodega. </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-24-06 @ 10:09 PM</span>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 06:12 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">how about bud light and catfood?</span></em></p><p>I would never buy catfood at a Bodega. </p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-24-06 @ 10:09 PM</span> Why not? If it's in a can, it should be okay right?....so what if the label isn't in english and it's a product from Surinam.<br /> <p> </p>
Team_Ramrod
12-24-2006, 06:13 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you want your garbage can back you WILL follow my instructions carefully.</p><p>There are no police to be involved or you will never see the can again.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I want $25.00 in unmarked bills...USD.... I want it in a brown paper lunch bag.... If you cannot come up with the funds in and hour I will be sending you a handle, and hour later the other handle.... Each progressive hour will mark the end of the wheels, followed by the lid....</p><p>If you choose not to honor my demands your can will be destroyed and all evidence will be 'lost'.</p><p>You have 1 hour.......go!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>$25?????? Fuck that. I'll go to Home Depot and get a brand new one for $8.99.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Or I'll drive around and get a trash can with the same number on it. Who'll know????? </p><p>$16.95?</p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 06:15 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you want your garbage can back you WILL follow my instructions carefully.</p><p>There are no police to be involved or you will never see the can again.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I want $25.00 in unmarked bills...USD.... I want it in a brown paper lunch bag.... If you cannot come up with the funds in and hour I will be sending you a handle, and hour later the other handle.... Each progressive hour will mark the end of the wheels, followed by the lid....</p><p>If you choose not to honor my demands your can will be destroyed and all evidence will be 'lost'.</p><p>You have 1 hour.......go!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>$25?????? Fuck that. I'll go to Home Depot and get a brand new one for $8.99.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Or I'll drive around and get a trash can with the same number on it. Who'll know????? </p><p>$16.95?</p>I'd like to buy a vowel and letter please. NO!!!!!! We do not negotiate with trash stealing licking terrorist. That's my final answer. <p> </p>
FUNKMAN
12-24-2006, 06:16 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">how about bud light and catfood?</span></em></p><p>I would never buy catfood at a Bodega. </p><span class="post_edited"> </span> <p>you're right... canepas, malta, and plantains but that's about it!</p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 06:17 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">how about bud light and catfood?</span></em></p><p>I would never buy catfood at a Bodega. </p><span class="post_edited"> </span> <p>you're right... canepas, malta, and plantains but that's about it!</p> You forgot the C&C cola. <p> </p>
Team_Ramrod
12-24-2006, 06:17 PM
<p>You don't need to buy the letter; Just the vowel...</p><p>$9.87?</p><p> </p><p>Don't make me take the fuckin crowbar to this prick!</p>
FUNKMAN
12-24-2006, 06:19 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">how about bud light and catfood?</span></em></p><p>I would never buy catfood at a Bodega. </p><span class="post_edited"></span><p>you're right... canepas, malta, and plantains but that's about it!</p>You forgot the C&C cola. <p> </p><p>and the nice papaya nectar and what about the dolls that cover the toilet paper?</p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 06:21 PM
<p>You know, I was slightly less appalled when a guy masturbated in his truck while watching me innocently reading a book on my front stoop. </p><p>I know, garbage cans are no laughing matter.</p><p><a href="http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-3/qid=1167016795/ref=sr_1_3/602-7752289-5105426?ie=UTF8&asin=B000GAOCXU">Merry Christmas! </a></p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 06:23 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You don't need to buy the letter; Just the vowel...</p><p>$9.87?</p><p> </p><p>Don't make me take the fuckin crowbar to this prick!</p> Can you just give me a reciept. I can claim my loss on the taxes. Taxes are high in the JC. Ain't that right Fuzzy.<br /> <p> </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 06:25 PM
<p><em><span class="postbody">Taxes are high in the JC. Ain't that right Fuzzy.</span></em></p><p>We need a Bear tax. </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 06:25 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You know, I was slightly less appalled when a guy masturbated in his truck while watching me innocently reading a book on my front stoop. </p><p>I know, garbage cans are no laughing matter.</p><p><a href="http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-3/qid=1167016795/ref=sr_1_3/602-7752289-5105426?ie=UTF8&asin=B000GAOCXU">Merry Christmas! </a></p>Sorry about that. But hey! how did you know my garbage can looked like this???<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000GAOCXU.16._SCLZZZZZZZ_SS260_V64784346_.jpg" border="0" width="260" height="260" /> Same make and model. I knew you took it!!!!!!!!! Are you the leader of the underground JC trash theiving ring???? Say it ain't so Fuzzy? <p> </p>
Team_Ramrod
12-24-2006, 06:31 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You don't need to buy the letter; Just the vowel...</p><p>$9.87?</p><p> </p><p>Don't make me take the fuckin crowbar to this prick!</p>Can you just give me a reciept. I can claim my loss on the taxes. Taxes are high in the JC. Ain't that right Fuzzy.<br /><p> </p><p>I will issue no receipt!</p><p>If you will not meet my demands I will be forced to take a tiger torch to the bastard and melt him down </p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9FJqh.lRY9FMTIANT72FAx./SIG=1499padd3/EXP=1167103781/**http%3A//img.epinions.com/images/opti/94/90/pr-Toys-American_Plastic_Toys_10_Piece_Beach_Chair_Value_S et-resized200.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p><p>At least that way my kids can benefit from my career choices.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-24-06 @ 10:31 PM</span>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-24-2006, 06:31 PM
<p>mdr, I want to buy that trash can for you as part of the magix of Christmas.</p><p> </p>
mdr55
12-24-2006, 06:33 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You don't need to buy the letter; Just the vowel...</p><p>$9.87?</p><p> </p><p>Don't make me take the fuckin crowbar to this prick!</p>Can you just give me a reciept. I can claim my loss on the taxes. Taxes are high in the JC. Ain't that right Fuzzy.<br /><p> </p><p>I will issue no receipt!</p><p>If you will not meet my demands I will be forced to take a tiger torch to the bastard and melt him down </p><p><img src="http://ca.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9FJqh.lRY9FMTIANT72FAx./SIG=1499padd3/EXP=1167103781/**http%3A//img.epinions.com/images/opti/94/90/pr-Toys-American_Plastic_Toys_10_Piece_Beach_Chair_Value_S et-resized200.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p><p>At least that way my kids can benefit from my career choices.</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-24-06 @ 10:31 PM</span> That's okay. That's what happened the other trash can before I got that one. Someone melted it. Damn kids!!!! <p> </p>
Fallon
12-24-2006, 07:26 PM
You sure it didn't just blow away and hit Bobby PanterA in the face?
angelinad128
12-24-2006, 07:33 PM
Sorry to hear that! It made me laugh (sorry) but sadly, it didn't surprise me.
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