DarkHippie's Injury Report

[DarkHippie]

<p>Since I started working at my current job in July, I have:</p><p>sprained an ankle</p><p>sprained a finger</p><p>almost had a vending machine toppled on me</p><p>hyperextended my arm</p><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>had a menstral-soaked diaper thrown at me (these were by different consumers and days from each other)</p><p>had my eye gouged</p><p>had a concussion when a retard jumped me and started headbutting me (this was wednesday)</p><p>And seen more man junk than any man should ever see</p><p>I will list more awesome shit that happens in this thread for your entertainment.</p><p>Oh yeah, the other day two women with downs syndrome were fighting over which one i like best.&nbsp; I'm the retard pimp baby!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

<p>love the double topic.</p><p>so double,so rare.</p>

[DarkHippie]

ooh a rare double post.&nbsp; that might be my first one in 5 years.&nbsp; lock 'er up boys

[lleeder]

I think these injuries are extensive enough to warrant it being a double topic.

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">What do you do hippie? I think I already posted this but it did not show</font>

[SinA]

<br /><strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">What do you do hippie? I think I already posted this but it did not show</font><p>&nbsp;Oh, it showed alright.</p>

[cougarjake13]

he's an orderly

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hang in there budday.</font></strong>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />he's an orderly <p>close, i'm a treatment specialist.&nbsp; its a teacher with more paperwork and dealing with medicaid.&nbsp; its really a great job.&nbsp; I get to plan my own curriculum, which means I take them bowling, walks in the park, music therapy (me with my guitar), deliver Meals On Wheels, art class,&nbsp; gym class (they love balls) and academics when I get to work with the higher functioning ones.&nbsp; And everybody smokes weed!!</p>