DarkHippie's Injury Report

[DarkHippie]

<p>Since I started working at my current job in July, I have:</p><p>sprained an ankle</p><p>sprained a finger</p><p>almost had a vending machine toppled on me</p><p>hyperextended my arm</p><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>had a menstral-soaked diaper thrown at me (these were by different consumers and days from each other)</p><p>had my eye gouged</p><p>had a concussion when a retard jumped me and started headbutting me (this was wednesday)</p><p>And seen more man junk than any man should ever see</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[StupidGirlllll]

<font size="3">Where do you work in a mental hosp? No for real where do you work?</font>

[SinA]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>&nbsp;that would have been the day i quit</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>&nbsp;that would have been the day i quit</p><p>the day I knew there were shit filled diapers is when I would have quit</p>

[reeshy]

<p>Shit, Hippie.....I hope you're fine now...I used to work in the Mental Health field....got similar injuries....got out of it to save my sanity....</p><p>All I can say is that it takes a special person to work with those that need our help.....you know that the disabled don't mean to hurt us.....they just do what they do....and we or should I say you.....need to help and protect them from themselves....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>God bless you Hippie.....you are truly special and deserve a hero's respect!!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Merry Christmas and I love you!!!!!&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>&nbsp;that would have been the day i quit</p><p>the day I knew there were shit filled diapers is when I would have quit</p><p>P'shaw, its not like the diaper hit me.&nbsp; The menstrual diaper, that one hit me.&nbsp; For those that don't know, I work in a day treatment site for the developementally challenged.&nbsp; My group is very low functioning.&nbsp; they gave me that group cause i am the only man on staff (one of the main reasons i stay)</p><p>I'll keep you all updated on the shit that happens for your entertainment</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>&nbsp;that would have been the day i quit</p><p>the day I knew there were shit filled diapers is when I would have quit</p><p>P'shaw, its not like the diaper hit me.&nbsp; The menstrual diaper, that one hit me.&nbsp; For those that don't know, I work in a day treatment site for the developementally challenged.&nbsp; My group is very low functioning.&nbsp; they gave me that group cause i am the only man on staff (one of the main reasons i stay)</p><p>I'll keep you all updated on the <strong><font size="4" style="background-color: #ffff00">shit</font></strong> that happens for your entertainment</p><p>apparently literally</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hang in there budday.</font></strong>

[Doctor Z]

<img src="http://www.subvulture.com/archive/dead_wife_one_flew_over_the_cuckoos_nest.jpg" border="0" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor_Z on 12-24-06 @ 6:47 PM</span>

[Fallon]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Since I started working at my current job in July, I have:</p><p>sprained an ankle</p><p>sprained a finger</p><p>almost had a vending machine toppled on me</p><p>hyperextended my arm</p><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>had a menstral-soaked diaper thrown at me (these were by different consumers and days from each other)</p><p>had my eye gouged</p><p>had a concussion when a retard jumped me and started headbutting me (this was wednesday)</p><p>And seen more man junk than any man should ever see</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">Stop trying to fuck them and they won't have to defend themselves!</span>

[Zorro]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>&nbsp;that would have been the day i quit</p><p>the day I knew there were shit filled diapers is when I would have quit</p><p>P'shaw, its not like the diaper hit me.&nbsp; The menstrual diaper, that one hit me.&nbsp; For those that don't know, I work in a day treatment site for the developementally challenged.&nbsp; My group is very low functioning.&nbsp; they gave me that group cause i am the only man on staff (one of the main reasons i stay)</p><p>I'll keep you all updated on the shit that happens for your entertainment</p><p><font size="3">Oh, you're a coach for the New York Giants</font></p>

[cougarjake13]

<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /> <strong>Zorro</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>&nbsp;that would have been the day i quit</p><p>the day I knew there were shit filled diapers is when I would have quit</p><p>P'shaw, its not like the diaper hit me.&nbsp; The menstrual diaper, that one hit me.&nbsp; For those that don't know, I work in a day treatment site for the developementally challenged.&nbsp; My group is very low functioning.&nbsp; they gave me that group cause i am the only man on staff (one of the main reasons i stay)</p><p>I'll keep you all updated on the shit that happens for your entertainment</p><p><font size="3">Oh, you're a coach for the New York Giants</font></p><p>bravo sir&nbsp; you win the grand prize </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a golden diaper</p>

[PapaBear]

Be glad you don't work at Grafton, here in VA. Stallone's kid is there. You'd have to fight a retard Rocky!

[NewYorkDragons80]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>My group is very low functioning. they gave me that group cause i am the only man on staff (one of the main reasons i stay)</p><p>&nbsp;Damn, you really are a hippie.&nbsp; What with all the practicing what you preach and whatnot.</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">Are you&nbsp;an intern, or are you on the payroll for OnA???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000080">Are you&nbsp;an intern, or are you on the payroll for OnA???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>Brilliant........Just Brilliant</p>

[TheGameHHH]

i work at a school with both high and low functioning children with autism and other ASDs. I have many stories that rival yours hippie, and one so crazy half of u wouldnt believe me and the other half would faint after reading it.

[jetdog]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Shit, Hippie.....I hope you're fine now...I used to work in the Mental Health field....got similar injuries....got out of it to save my sanity....</p><p>All I can say is that it takes a special person to work with those that need our help.....you know that the disabled don't mean to hurt us.....they just do what they do....and we or should I say you.....need to help and protect them from themselves....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>God bless you Hippie.....you are truly special and deserve a hero's respect!!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Merry Christmas and I love you!!!!! </p>god I love reeshy!&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

[jetdog]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000080">Are you an intern, or are you on the payroll for OnA???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p>God I love Bobo!&nbsp;</p>

[jetdog]

<p>You're a good man DarkHippie.&nbsp; </p><p>Don't let things get out of hand though, don't keep&nbsp; getting hurt!&nbsp; I realize that's a fuckd up thing to say but take some time to think about yourself, be healthy.</p><p>Best&nbsp;</p>

[jetdog]

God I love my first quadruple post!

[scorpion]

Can I sauggest taser?&nbsp; just a thought..

[Yerdaddy]

<p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>reeshy can be moody. you gotta jack him off twice a day and he chills out. you'll learn</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Since I started working at my current job in July, I have:</p><p>sprained an ankle</p><p>sprained a finger</p><p>almost had a vending machine toppled on me</p><p>hyperextended my arm</p><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>had a menstral-soaked diaper thrown at me (these were by different consumers and days from each other)</p><p>had my eye gouged</p><p>had a concussion when a retard jumped me and started headbutting me (this was wednesday)</p><p>And seen more man junk than any man should ever see </p> <img src="http://www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories/dry/screenshots/pspgta2.jpg" border="0" width="480" height="272" /> Retards-10Dark Hippie-0Do you want to play again? Y/N <p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-26-06 @ 5:01 PM</span>

[Gwen]

<strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />i work at a school with both high and low functioning children with autism and other ASDs. I have many stories that rival yours hippie, and one so crazy half of u wouldnt believe me and the other half would faint after reading it. <p>&nbsp;You do realize you're now obligated to tell us this story.&nbsp; You can't just say something like that and leave us hanging.</p><p>&nbsp;Btw, you're a good egg, hippie.&nbsp; It is a good thing you're doing with those people. </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p> that would have been the day i quit</p><p>&nbsp;i would have quit after i punched the thrower of said diaper in the face.&nbsp; you are better man than me.&nbsp; </p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>&quot;almost had a vending machine toppled on me&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i wouldn't consider that an injury.&nbsp; </p>

[angelinad128]

Hey Hippie, hope all is well!

[reillyluck]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Since I started working at my current job in July, I have:</p><p>sprained an ankle</p><p>sprained a finger</p><p>almost had a vending machine toppled on me</p><p>hyperextended my arm</p><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>had a menstral-soaked diaper thrown at me (these were by different consumers and days from each other)</p><p>had my eye gouged</p><p>had a concussion when a retard jumped me and started headbutting me (this was wednesday)</p><p>And seen more man junk than any man should ever see</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>please tell me that you have any of the above on video</p><p>Hope youre feeling better!!</p>

[DJEvelEd]

I would ask for a raise holding the shit filled diaper in your hand. It's good leverage...

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">I don't know how you people do it, hippie.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">God bless.</font></em></strong></p>

[A.J.]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Since I started working at my current job in July, I have:</p><p>sprained an ankle</p><p>sprained a finger</p><p>almost had a vending machine toppled on me</p><p>hyperextended my arm</p><p>had a shit-filled diaper thrown at me</p><p>had a menstral-soaked diaper thrown at me (these were by different consumers and days from each other)</p><p>had my eye gouged</p><p>had a concussion when a retard jumped me and started headbutting me (this was wednesday)</p><p>And seen more man junk than any man should ever see</p><p>You forgot about your <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54698/page/retard_stole_my_wallet___.htm">stolen wallet</a>.</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>i know this will make you feel better. </p><p>http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c301/killyourpriest/rollinrn5.jpg</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>God bless you Hippie.....you are truly special and <strong><u>deserve a hero's respect!!!!!!</u></strong></p><p>DH - If you ever lose your cell phone down a shit filled diaper, I'll wipe it off and give it back to you.</p><p>Merry Christmas hippie.</p><p><font color="#ffffff">well, not really, sorry, there is no way I'm going near that shit filled diaper or the nut-hut. sorry.</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">high on life and white text since day 1&nbsp; </font></p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<strong>Gwen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />i work at a school with both high and low functioning children with autism and other ASDs. I have many stories that rival yours hippie, and one so crazy half of u wouldnt believe me and the other half would faint after reading it. <p>&nbsp;You do realize you're now obligated to tell us this story.&nbsp; You can't just say something like that and leave us hanging.</p><p>&nbsp;Btw, you're a good egg, hippie.&nbsp; It is a good thing you're doing with <strong><font size="3">those people</font></strong>. </p><p>oh, i didn't realize they were <strong>those people</strong> as well as mentally disabled.&nbsp; keep your wallet in your frony pocket.</p>

[Skellington]

<p>Anyone read ms. rita's tard blog?&nbsp; Anyone up for taking the torch and running with it?&nbsp; Oh how i miss Ms. Rita and her blog and the amount of hate mail it generated.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i know this will make you feel better. </p><p><img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c301/killyourpriest/rollinrn5.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="400" /></p><p>That's so fucked up!!! I'd make that my new screensaver at work it I could</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheGameHHH]

My dearest Gwen, this story that I talk about is only best told over a round of drinks. Disclosing on this board and simply in writing will not do it justice. Plus, I tell much better stories when I'm half in the bag.

[DarkHippie]

<p>Woo Hoo!&nbsp; I think I got my first facial scar today.&nbsp; A consumer smacked me across the face so hard that it split the skin wide fucking open.&nbsp; The cut is about an inch long, halfway between my ear and cheek, and it looks bad ass!!&nbsp; I'm not rooting for it to scar, but if it does it'll be a great story for the ladies</p>

[Fallon]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br><p>Woo Hoo!ÿ I got my first facial today.ÿ A consumer smacked me across the face so hard halfway between my ear and cheek!</p><p></p>
Ewww.

[Skellington]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Woo Hoo!&nbsp; I think I got my first facial scar today.&nbsp; A consumer smacked me across the face so hard that it split the skin wide fucking open.&nbsp; The cut is about an inch long, halfway between my ear and cheek, and it looks bad ass!!&nbsp; I'm not rooting for it to scar, but if it does it'll be a great story for the ladies</p><p>do you get hazard pay?</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>maybe you should have more activities to keep them occupied</p><p>http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/titsmagee_06/retard.jpg</p>

[Jughead]

Reilly I swear you are fucked up.......Freakin funny!!!

[DarkHippie]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>maybe you should have more activities to keep them occupied</p><p><img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k302/titsmagee_06/retard.jpg" border="0" width="513" height="355" /></p><p>The scout master has a skullet mullet</p>

[DarkHippie]

I was almost shit on at work today.

I was working with a new group cause we are short on staff (everyone quit at the same time). I had just taken them to the park to use the bathroom. we get back into the van, and one of them drop his pants in front of me and squeezes out hormel chilli all over the fucking seat. Then he jumps out of the van with his pants still around his ankles and his whole ass smeared brown. My assistant grabbed him and took him back to the bathroom to wash up, while i cleaned up at least a seatful of the most awful shit ever. I threw up and then had to clean that up too. it took four empty diapers and a box baby wipes to clean up the whole thing, and the seat is still brown. I have to use this fucking van tomorrow in the 80 degree heat.

I can hardly wait till i'm back with my old group and only have to worry about getting beaten up.

[reillyluck]

seriously, GOD better have a VIP list with your name on it. i dont know how you do it, but thankfully someone like you does.

cant you get the van steam cleaned or something? how can you ride around in a van smelling like shit in the heat? thats phucking bullshit!!!

[DarkHippie]

thats phucking bullshit!!!

Retard shit

[reillyluck]

well phor all the retard shit you have to deal with, i know one thing that will cheer you up:

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/sniper5909/26473-theyhatin.jpg

[Friday]

I believe that I will be buying YOU a drink on Friday... I thought I had it rough at work!

GROSS!

[A.J.]

I was almost shit on at work today.

I was working with a new group cause we are short on staff (everyone quit at the same time). I had just taken them to the park to use the bathroom. we get back into the van, and one of them drop his pants in front of me and squeezes out hormel chilli all over the fucking seat. Then he jumps out of the van with his pants still around his ankles and his whole ass smeared brown. My assistant grabbed him and took him back to the bathroom to wash up, while i cleaned up at least a seatful of the most awful shit ever. I threw up and then had to clean that up too. it took four empty diapers and a box baby wipes to clean up the whole thing, and the seat is still brown. I have to use this fucking van tomorrow in the 80 degree heat.

I can hardly wait till i'm back with my old group and only have to worry about getting beaten up.


The next time I think I had a bad day at work, I will remind myself of this post.

Reilly's right -- you'd better be at the front of the get into Heaven line!

[DarkHippie]

no injury today, but funny story:

I took some consumers to summer camp today, and one of them ate a mushroom. A little later, he starts acting weird, like he was tripping, so my manager had to take him to the ER. TRIPPING RETARD!!!

This is the same guy who shit hormel chilli at me last month

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no injury today, but funny story:

I took some consumers to summer camp today, and one of them ate a mushroom. A little later, he starts acting weird, like he was tripping, so my manager had to take him to the ER. TRIPPING RETARD!!!

This is the same guy who shit hormel chilli at me last month


http://www.monster.com

:king:

[Fallon]

I took some consumers to summer camp today, and one of them ate a mushroom. A little later, he starts acting weird, like he was tripping, so my manager had to take him to the ER. TRIPPING RETARD!!!

I don't know, he might not have been high when he said: "Whoa... my tongue is so huge!".

[DarkHippie]

I don't know, he might not have been high when he said: "Whoa... my tongue is so huge!".

:clap:

[Bulldogcakes]

TRIPPING RETARD!!!

How could you tell?

[Yerdaddy]

no injury today, but funny story:

I took some consumers to summer camp today, and one of them ate a mushroom. A little later, he starts acting weird, like he was tripping, so my manager had to take him to the ER. TRIPPING RETARD!!!

This is the same guy who shit hormel chilli at me last month

OK so what do you really do for a living because I saw all this on an episode of The Osbournes.

[DarkHippie]

I forgot all about htis thread. Here's a new one:

Last week I got beaten up by a ten year old with autism. His parents dont trim his fucking nails, and i had to hold him down while he threw a tantrum. The little bastard clawed both my arms like Wolverine having a seizure.

[Dougie Brootal]

your job sucks, dude!

[Hottub]

I forgot all about htis thread. Here's a new one:

Last week I got beaten up by a ten year old with autism. His parents dont trim his fucking nails, and i had to hold him down while he threw a tantrum. The little bastard clawed both my arms like Wolverine having a seizure.

How many 10 year olds can beat up Hippie?

Apparently, one.:tongue:

[DarkHippie]

How many 10 year olds can beat up Hippie?

Apparently, one.:tongue:

If i ever see that fucker on the street he's dead