What kind of FUN can you have WITH CORPSES?

[keithy_19]

Well, you can make them talk by moving their mouths with your hands and speaking in silly voices. You can dress them up and have them act out a silent movie. You can have sex with them if you really need to let some of your guys go. And bets of all, they never ask questions and just listen.

[Funwithcorpses]

I think you hit the nail on the head. These bitches never talk back.

[HBox]

<strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I think you hit the nail on the head. These bitches never talk back.<p>Despite everything that has happened tonight I think its beautiful that you have found someone on your intellectual level. </p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I think you hit the nail on the head. These bitches never talk back. <p>I thought you didn't like profanities mister! </p>

[Kevin]

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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 12-24-06 @ 3:21 AM</span>

[keithy_19]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I think you hit the nail on the head. These bitches never talk back. <p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Despite everything that has happened tonight I think its beautiful that you have found someone on your intellectual level.</font></font> </p><p>Hey! Was that a shot at me? Sheesh. It was all in good fun is all. </p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I seen a corpse once, On my way to a playoff hockey game in Juniors.&nbsp;We were on the bus to the other guys rink and our team president keeled over with a heart attack.</p><p>It was unbelieveable, I was only 18, a rookie, all these 'tough guy' vets were crying and shit. We still played the game, they never told us he didn't make it until after the game. We won the game and the league.</p><p>Not really fun but it's a story about a corpse.</p>

[keithy_19]

I personally don't find corpses to be funny at all. TV can make it seem like they are. But, inr eal life scenarios, it's just not the same.

[Doogie]

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[HBox]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I think you hit the nail on the head. These bitches never talk back. <p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Despite everything that has happened tonight I think its beautiful that you have found someone on your intellectual level.</font></font> </p><p>Hey! Was that a shot at me? Sheesh. It was all in good fun is all. </p><p>Of course it wasn't. Now get over here for a tussle. </p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/cc1.JPG" border="0" width="94" height="120" /></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails">&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/Rude%20and%20Rude.gif" border="0" width="104" height="22" /> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 55 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Dec 2006 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Status:</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/28077" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a></strong> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> <font size="4"><strong>NC</strong></font> </span></td></tr><tr><td><p><span class="postdetails">Active Member</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh </p></td></tr></tbody></table><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Kevin on 12-24-06 @ 3:21 AM</span> <p>Holy shit... We should &quot;check&quot; that location.</p>

[reeshy]

Hey Keithy...I used to like you...but you are an asshole!!!!!!!!!

[Gaia]

<p>On Wednesdays I like to eat ambrosia salad out of the ass crack of a corpse, oh wait, thats beef stew, on Fridays I partake in the ambrosia salad. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry!!</p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Hey Keithy...I used to like you...but you are an asshole!!!!!!!!! <p>How am I an asshole?</p><p>I'm sorry if I offended/upset you in anyway. </p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I think you hit the nail on the head. These bitches never talk back. <p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Despite everything that has happened tonight I think its beautiful that you have found someone on your intellectual level.</font></font> </p><p>Hey! Was that a shot at me? Sheesh. It was all in good fun is all. </p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Of course it wasn't. Now get over here for a tussle.</font></font> </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></p>

[Kevin]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>On Wednesdays I like to eat ambrosia salad out of the ass crack of a corpse, oh wait, thats beef stew, on Fridays I partake in the ambrosia salad. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry!!</p><p><img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/w/wulfweard/img/huh.jpg" border="0" width="450" height="422" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

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[patsopinion]

<p>isnt east side's checks from nc?</p><p>what a strang coincidence(sp)</p><p>ps as far as the ford poll i posted i havents slept in a few days so lemme alone&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>isnt east side's checks from nc?</p><p>what a strang coincidence(sp)</p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Don't worry about the spelling of coincidence.</font></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p><strong><font size="1">What kind of FUN can you have WITH CORPSES?</font></strong> </p><p>ask andrew mccarthy and jonathan silverman.</p>

[KC2OSO]

This thread isn't very Christmasy...humph.

[lleeder]

<strong>Doogie76</strong> wrote:<br />&quot; <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Posts:</strong> 55 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Joined:</strong> Dec 2006 </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Status:</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/28077" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a></strong> </span></td></tr><tr><td><span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> <font size="4"><strong>NC</strong></font> </span></td></tr></tbody></table><p>&quot;</p><p>I have a feeling we ought to change that to a NY, and within one of the 5 boroughs.</p><p>Maybe NC is Nassau County?</p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br />This thread isn't very Christmasy...humph. <p>You can dress them up to be Mr. and Mrs. Clause. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

you can pretend that they are your mummy and deady...

[reeshy]

Yea ...very funny Christmas thread...save it for Holloween......but ....Merry christmas...with a small c!!

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>There are no more kinds of fun to be had with corpses....All fun was had last night.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who's tonight's Character?</p>

[Doctor Z]

This thread reminds me of a bad acid trip I had once.

[cougarjake13]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>There are no more kinds of fun to be had with corpses....All fun was had last night.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who's tonight's Character?</p><p>no fun with&nbsp;live people ???</p>

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br><p>isnt east side's checks from nc?</p><p>what a strang coincidence(sp)</p><p>ps as far as the ford poll i posted i havents slept in a few days so lemme aloneÿ</p><p></p>Ahahaha...you idiots. I'm from NC. I'm NOT Dave. Tar Heels are much smarter than that, you city fucks. LOL.

[GwEnYpOo]

must you end all your posts with &quot;LOL&quot; you mook?