Why I will own all of you shortly... [Archive]

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 10:55 PM

I'm funny. I'm dynamic (i.e. I use the environment to my advantage). I'm cordial. I welcome everybody into my realm. I love my followers, and I acknowledge them...unlike so many pretenders today.

I am what every one of you want to be. Imagine your most successful self...whether that be mowing lawns for a living (which is no doubt predominant here), or running for the presidency of the United States of America.

I'm that guy, I'm what you thought you could be, but failed at. So when you speak to me, realize this, and have some reverence. Because if you curse me, you're cursing your ineptitude..which is pretty apparent if you're reading this.

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 10:56 PM

Are ya?

reeshy

12-23-2006, 10:57 PM

Wow...corpse is right....he is cool!!!!!

HBox

12-23-2006, 10:58 PM

Why are you wasting your genius on this pathetic little message board? There are too many mysteries and crises facing the human race for your wonderful mind to be wasting its power on peons like us. Go cure cancer! Solve the puzzle of dark matter! Develop the Unified Field Theory! Stop Global Warming! The problems and unknowns facing humanity are so great as to make it no less than a moral imperative that you leave us and our silly little minds long behind. GO! We simply CANNOT waste a prodigy like you any more. GO! and GOD SPEED!

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 10:58 PM

GAY!!

Kevin

12-23-2006, 10:59 PM

But still you find enough time to post 48 times on a sat night on a Message board.     Your really are SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 10:59 PM

HBox wrote: Why are you wasting your genius on this pathetic little message board? There are too many mysteries and crises facing the human race for your wonderful mind to be wasting its power on peons like us. Go cure cancer! Solve the puzzle of dark matter! Develop the Unified Field Theory! Stop Global Warming! The problems and unknowns facing humanity are so great as to make it no less than a moral imperative that you leave us and our silly little minds long behind. GO! We simply CANNOT waste a prodigy like you any more. GO! and GOD SPEED! Don't bother developing that prick.... I'm gonna mow it tomorrow

This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-24-06 @ 3:00 AM

dereckfishboy

12-23-2006, 11:00 PM

Don't icepick us all, tough guy, we're sorry

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:02 PM

I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******

Kevin

12-23-2006, 11:03 PM

MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?

Doogie

12-23-2006, 11:04 PM

"I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******"Just say cock sucker. It doesnt hurt, it feels good to say and releases that pent up energy

dereckfishboy

12-23-2006, 11:05 PM

Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter? Bastard... I was gonna say an expert in blood-splatter.... you beat me to it....

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:05 PM

reeshy wrote: Wow...corpse is right....he is cool!!!!!

You're almost coming around...now if you could make due with a little less profanity and the like. You'd be much of a service to me. I hate profanities. That shows a weakness of the mind.

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:06 PM

Doogie76 wrote: "I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******"Just say cock sucker. It doesnt hurt, it feels good to say and releases that pent up energycock sucker!!! wow that does feel good

Kevin

12-23-2006, 11:06 PM

dereckfishboy wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter? Bastard... I was gonna say an expert in blood-splatter.... you beat me to it....  Damn it, yours would have been better also.

dereckfishboy

12-23-2006, 11:07 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: reeshy wrote: Wow...corpse is right....he is cool!!!!!  You're almost coming around...now if you could make due with a little less profanity and the like. You'd be much of a service to me. I hate profanities. That shows a weakness of the mind. Wow. I've never seen someone try so hard to sound profound.

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:07 PM

Doogie

12-23-2006, 11:08 PM

"cock sucker!!! wow that does feel good"Can I pee in your butt now??

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:08 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: HBox wrote: Why are you wasting your genius on this pathetic little message board? There are too many mysteries and crises facing the human race for your wonderful mind to be wasting its power on peons like us. Go cure cancer! Solve the puzzle of dark matter! Develop the Unified Field Theory! Stop Global Warming! The problems and unknowns facing humanity are so great as to make it no less than a moral imperative that you leave us and our silly little minds long behind. GO! We simply CANNOT waste a prodigy like you any more. GO! and GOD SPEED! Don't bother developing that prick.... I'm gonna mow it tomorrow

This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-24-06 @ 3:00 AMI LOVE going against groups of morons like you and your friends. Alot more people are looking than posting, and they know I'm the top dog. You guys are inferior intellectually, that's obvious. So believe me, when I say that I'm hurting when I expose this. But I'm here to make it better.

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:11 PM

Doogie76 wrote: "cock sucker!!! wow that does feel good"Can I pee in your butt now??No, butt I'll pee in your butt with my funnel

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:11 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******ÿDexter?No, Paul-O of courseYou couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me.

Doogie

12-23-2006, 11:12 PM

"No, butt I'll pee in your butt with my funnel"Yes!!! I rule!!!

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:15 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on.

HBox

12-23-2006, 11:15 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me.Here's a match for you.<img src="http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/29/matchcl5.jpg" border="0" />

Kevin

12-23-2006, 11:16 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on. HAWT!!! Minus the strap on.................. But hay, it don't make Paul-O a bad person.

keithy_19

12-23-2006, 11:18 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Doogie76 wrote: "I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******"Just say cock sucker. It doesnt hurt, it feels good to say and releases that pent up energycock sucker!!! wow that does feel goodI thought you meant cunt sucker. I feel so silly now.

Doogie

12-23-2006, 11:19 PM

"I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on"Damn, you are almost as tall as I am. And is the strap on your "funnel?"

reeshy

12-23-2006, 11:19 PM

Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!!

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:20 PM

keithy_19 wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Doogie76 wrote: "I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******"Just say cock sucker. It doesnt hurt, it feels good to say and releases that pent up energycock sucker!!! wow that does feel goodI thought you meant cunt sucker. I feel so silly now. Only if Shelle is involved

Doogie

12-23-2006, 11:21 PM

"I thought you meant cunt sucker. I feel so silly now"I thought it was cork sucker at first but then I was like "ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now it all comes together."

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 11:21 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on.How can I get me some of that!!!!!!!!!???????????? no seriously, How?

reeshy

12-23-2006, 11:22 PM

Hey Corpse.....I can't say cocksucker nomo?

Kevin

12-23-2006, 11:24 PM

reeshy wrote: Hey Corpse.....I can't say cocksucker nomo? <img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGI149~Hideo-Nomo-2004-Studio-Plus-Photofile-Posters.jpg" border="0" width="343" height="425" />

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:24 PM

reeshy wrote: Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!! Go on and and ban me and then I'll keep all the free Ron & Ron give aways to myself instead of sharing them with board members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:28 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******ÿDexter?No, Paul-O of courseÿYou couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and thenÿrape you with my strap on.How can I get me some of that!!!!!!!!!????????????ÿno seriously, How?You can get that at every gay party you attend...don't pretend you're straight.

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:29 PM

MellySmelly wrote: reeshy wrote: Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!! Go on and and ban me and then I'll keep all the free Ron & Ron give aways to myselfÿinstead of sharing them with board members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ÿ

You look hideous in your avatar...hopefully that isn't you though.

reeshy

12-23-2006, 11:29 PM

Hey corpse...how can I join your club....do i have to wear a Mickey Mouse Hat?????????

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:30 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: reeshy wrote: Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!! Go on and and ban me and then I'll keep all the free Ron & Ron give aways to myself instead of sharing them with board members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You look hideous in your avatar...hopefully that isn't you though. go eat your ass

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 11:32 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on.How can I get me some of that!!!!!!!!!???????????? no seriously, How? You can get that at every gay party you attend...don't pretend you're straight. I don't pretend, I just try to hide it by having a wife and kids. That's all.

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 11:32 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: reeshy wrote: Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!! Go on and and ban me and then I'll keep all the free Ron & Ron give aways to myself instead of sharing them with board members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You look hideous in your avatar...hopefully that isn't you though. go eat your assAgain! Melly, you're my soulmate

reeshy

12-23-2006, 11:32 PM

Melly.....you want to get Corpse mad??? do me in front of him!!!!!!!!!!

dereckfishboy

12-23-2006, 11:33 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: reeshy wrote: Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!! Go on and and ban me and then I'll keep all the free Ron & Ron give aways to myself instead of sharing them with board members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   You look hideous in your avatar...hopefully that isn't you though. We can probably take a vote on that, tough guy

dereckfishboy

12-23-2006, 11:33 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on.How can I get me some of that!!!!!!!!!???????????? no seriously, How? You can get that at every gay party you attend...don't pretend you're straight. I don't pretend, I just try to hide it by having a wife and kids. That's all.  A wife AND kids? Jesus, with that many beards, you MUST be gay...

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:34 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: reeshy wrote: Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!! Go on and and ban me and then I'll keep all the free Ron & Ron give aways to myselfÿinstead of sharing them with board members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ÿÿYou look hideous in your avatar...hopefully that isn't you though. go eat your assLOL...that IS you? Poor fucker. You're about as average as average comes. I'm sure you'll get poked by more and more average guys...congrats.

CofyCrakCocaine

12-23-2006, 11:34 PM

Relax guys. He just has alot of time on his hands. Messing with people and seeing how far he can go before he's removed is the name of the game. The more you react, the more he wins. I told him to fuck off after his first lying post. That's all I had to say. Don't give a shit what else goes on. Went on with my life, talked to some friends, had a few lagers. Come back, see you guys all riled up. Calmo.

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:35 PM

reeshy wrote: Melly.....you want to get Corpse mad??? do me in front of him!!!!!!!!!! Let's go budday!

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 11:37 PM

dereckfishboy wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on.How can I get me some of that!!!!!!!!!???????????? no seriously, How? You can get that at every gay party you attend...don't pretend you're straight. I don't pretend, I just try to hide it by having a wife and kids. That's all.  A wife AND kids? Jesus, with that many beards, you MUST be gay... Hey, I do what I got to, I just do.

Gaia

12-23-2006, 11:37 PM

reeshy wrote: Hey corpse...how can I join your club....do i have to wear a Mickey Mouse Hat?????????  I think we need an FWC card...I would like to reserve #13 for myself, seeing as bobo has reserved 666 for all cards issued.

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:38 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: reeshy wrote: Thanks Melly for the acknowledgement./......but...I have to warn you..you just "Threatened another boardmember"....you will get banned for that.....I did!!!! Hey Mikeyboy.....do your thing!!!!!!!!!! Go on and and ban me and then I'll keep all the free Ron & Ron give aways to myself instead of sharing them with board members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You look hideous in your avatar...hopefully that isn't you though. go eat your ass LOL...that IS you? Poor fucker. You're about as average as average comes. I'm sure you'll get poked by more and more average guys...congrats. I'm only being poked by Paul-o, but I'm sure that you'll get poked by more and more average guys you fag

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 11:38 PM

CofyCrakCocaine wrote: Relax guys. He just has alot of time on his hands. Messing with people and seeing how far he can go before he's removed is the name of the game. The more you react, the more he wins. I told him to fuck off after his first lying post. That's all I had to say. Don't give a shit what else goes on. Went on with my life, talked to some friends, had a few lagers. Come back, see you guys all riled up. Calmo. You calm down.... I'm barely hanging on here!

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:39 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******ÿDexter?No, Paul-O of courseÿYou couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and thenÿrape you with my strap on.Yeah??? I'm 6' 4, 225 pounds. Good luck. Where should we meet?

patsopinion

12-23-2006, 11:40 PM

more importantly am i the only one who this sleeves is the shit?anybody with me on this one?

epo

12-23-2006, 11:41 PM

Boring!  I fucked guys tougher than this in prison.

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:41 PM

dereckfishboy

12-23-2006, 11:42 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on. Yeah??? I'm 6' 4, 225 pounds. Good luck. Where should we meet? Yeah, and you killed a guy too. I'm sure you also bowled a perfect game and were abducted by aliens.   

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 12-24-06 @ 3:43 AM

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 11:42 PM

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:45 PM

MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s******ÿDexter?No, Paul-O of courseÿYou couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and thenÿrape you with my strap on.ÿYeah??? I'm 6' 4, 225 pounds. Good luck. Where should we meet? I think that you would prefer a gay barYour avatar tells me you're defintitely nothing special....get over yourself.

These pansies around here might build your ego up, but how many are you willing to fuck?

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:48 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on. Yeah??? I'm 6' 4, 225 pounds. Good luck. Where should we meet? I think that you would prefer a gay bar Your avatar tells me you're defintitely nothing special....get over yourself. These pansies around here might build your ego up, but how many are you willing to fuck? errrr not you, gayboy, but I do have a friend who I can set you up with

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:48 PM

I'm willing to meet anyone here...preferably male, because I want to kick some simpleton ass. I'll take pics afterward.

spoon

12-23-2006, 11:48 PM

This guy has got to be the worst board character ever, or just the biggest tool in the history of Cannibal Corpse fans.  And that's really saying something bc I'm sure 99% of their fans are tarts.  And just stop with the i tough guy, 6'4" 255 bullshit.  It wouldn't matter and it's not the truth.  I could give two shits bc if you ever touched a soul on this board, man or especially woman, you'd go down fast.  So feel free to come to an event and try to back your mouth.  If this is a joke, it's not even close to funny.  And then we'd have Reeshy's old crew along with Cris haul your stupid ass into the tank.  Just shutup.

keithy_19

12-23-2006, 11:49 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: MellySmelly wrote: Kevin wrote: MellySmelly wrote: I'm having a torrid love affair with a serial killer, you won't ever own me you c***s****** Dexter?No, Paul-O of course You couldn't handle me. From your pic, I can tell you're a small girl...and from your posts I can tell you're a follower...you're not a match for me. I'm 5'10" you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!(<------- inspired by reeshy) I'll kick your ass and then rape you with my strap on. Yeah??? I'm 6' 4, 225 pounds. Good luck. Where should we meet? Definately not the VIP section at the RonFez.Net Christmas party.

spoon

12-23-2006, 11:50 PM

So who is this, Alkey or Reesh!?

reeshy

12-23-2006, 11:50 PM

Yeah??? I'm 6' 4, 225 pounds. Good luck. Where should we meet?  Yea???.......I;m 6" 10' and 540 lbs......what gay bar you hang out in , honey?????????

spoon

12-23-2006, 11:50 PM

Horsepants anyone!?

MellySmelly

12-23-2006, 11:51 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: I'm willing to fuck anyone here...preferably male, because I want to fuck some simpleton ass. I'll take pics afterward. whoa, tmi

Funwithcorpses

12-23-2006, 11:51 PM

Okay, I'm actually 5'9 170 lbs.

I'll still enlighten you mentally.

reeshy

12-23-2006, 11:51 PM

Fuck you spoon...I thought we were friends....fuck you!!!

spoon

12-23-2006, 11:55 PM

Oh we are Reesh, just with blind benefits!  Oh sorry, was that my thumb?  Ooooppsy!

PapaBear

12-23-2006, 11:56 PM

spoon wrote: So who is this, Alkey or Reesh!? As was mentioned before...  NC<img src="http://www.cutandpastetv.com/pastprojects/iii/credit/checkbook.jpg" border="0" width="458" height="275" />

Team_Ramrod

12-23-2006, 11:56 PM

<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>Wait for it...</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/cc1.JPG" border="0" width="94" height="120" /></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/Rude%20and%20Rude.gif" border="0" width="104" height="22" /> </td></tr><tr><td>Posts: 65 </td></tr><tr><td>Joined: Dec 2006 </td></tr><tr><td>Status: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/inbox.cfm/rid/28077" title="Send me a private message!">Online!</a> </td></tr><tr><td>Location: NC </td></tr><tr><td>Active Member </td></tr></tbody></table> Okay, I need to go to bed, I can't wait anymore.Please enlighten me oh gracious one

reeshy

12-23-2006, 11:58 PM

What does blind benefits mean???? you making fun of my sister?

spoon

12-24-2006, 12:00 AM

PapaBear wrote: spoon wrote: So who is this, Alkey or Reesh!? As was mentioned before...  NC<img src="http://www.cutandpastetv.com/pastprojects/iii/credit/checkbook.jpg" border="0" width="458" height="275" />Oh I'm too fucking tired to play the guessing game now and joined this one way too late as well.  So fess up Reilly/Mark with AC/Alkey/Tacopium!

Doogie

12-24-2006, 12:01 AM

I still say we look in the 5 boroughs for where this guy lives. Maybe it is Dave and he has to be sober for one weekend.

PapaBear

12-24-2006, 12:05 AM

Doogie76 wrote: I still say we look in the 5 boroughs for where this guy lives. Maybe it is Dave and he has to be sober for one weekend. <img src="http://www.kristinacastagnola.com/victoria_and_catherine/images/photos/jan_06/v_finger_nose_sleep.JPG" border="0" width="452" height="600" />

thepaulo

12-24-2006, 01:19 AM

did someone say they solved the unified field theory....crap....I took a crack at that and almost licked it.

PapaBear

12-24-2006, 01:26 AM

thepaulo wrote: did someone say they solved the unified field theory....crap....I took a crack at that and almost licked it.You tease!!!Merry Christmas, my fellow Paul.

Lumber

12-24-2006, 02:07 AM

I'm guessing that "FunwithCorpses" must be around 11 or 12 yrs. old. Just a guess.

d-rock

12-24-2006, 02:33 AM

Funwithcorpses wrote:  Because if you curse me, you're cursing your ineptitude..which is pretty apparent if you're reading this. so... are you saying that you are the symbol/model of all of our ineptidude?  or that you yourself are inept?

jstalin

12-24-2006, 02:49 AM

All Hail Corpses!

sailor

12-24-2006, 02:58 AM

so, how old do we think the NC genius is?  i'm putting the over/under at 15.

dereckfishboy

12-24-2006, 03:05 AM

sailor wrote: so, how old do we think the NC genius is? i'm putting the over/under at 15.  he claims 35, but he also claims he stabbed a guy in the heart just to watch him die

Don Stugots

12-24-2006, 03:16 AM

sailor wrote: so, how old do we think the NC genius is? i'm putting the over/under at 15.  i am thinking older and looks alot like BAM.

lintpit

12-24-2006, 04:17 AM

Funwithcorpses wrote: I'm willing to meet anyone here...preferably male, because I want to kick some simpleton ass. I'll take pics afterward. YOU RED HEADED LITTLE BAG OF CUNT{o and a ref,}In my profession your ilk are called C.B. Rambo's. All talk and hyperbole behind the safety of space and anonimity. I checked your profile . You basically have no balls whatsoever, or you are fearful that one of the pundits from the board will call you to task for your ridiculous behavior. Enjoy your holiday David. oh and by the way 6'4 410lbs.I AIN'T SKEERED.

Gvac

12-24-2006, 05:09 AM

pwn me?how?with pron?i like teh internet.

Gvac

12-24-2006, 05:11 AM

Oh yeah...one more thing... LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silera

12-24-2006, 05:14 AM

Something really needs to be done about the vortex situation.

mendyweiss

12-24-2006, 06:03 AM

silera wrote: Something really needs to be done about the vortex situation. I had a vortex in my pants last night. Fuckin chinese food !!

Yerdaddy

12-24-2006, 06:14 AM

So far I'm scoring it:Preacher's sexy foul-mouthed daughter = 5Pimple-backed virgin board troll = 0 But my question is where the fuck are the board characters when we really need them? Trolls - I'm not going to waste my time unless I'm in a pissy mood and I feel like hammering on someone. But they are annoying. Same can be said for most board characters most of the time... except, they could serve a valuable function... "character-pile on the trolls". The boys have Kenny, Iris, Jan and Andre. We have Nipsy, FrankBlack, BoxyBrown and Reeshy. Let's use these guys - and only these guys - for troll threads!

Yerdaddy

12-24-2006, 06:17 AM

I'd also like to see Silera and FBP's babies get in the mix. And Baby Love is awful quiet. What? Just because she's a Jew lawyer's daughter she's too good for the board?

silera

12-24-2006, 08:09 AM

Santa Sucks. --Collin

scorpion

12-24-2006, 08:44 AM

OWN ME GREAT.Where do i send all my bills to...Address please...

ChimneyFish

12-24-2006, 09:35 AM

<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/e111509A.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="434" />Interesting........

Dougie Brootal

12-24-2006, 10:12 AM

jesus, is this what goes on around here at night?!?!

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 08:26 PM

lintpit wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: I'm willing to meet anyone here...preferably male, because I want to kick some simpleton ass. I'll take pics afterward. YOU RED HEADED LITTLE BAG OF CUNT{o and a ref,}In my profession your ilk are called C.B. Rambo's. All talk and hyperbole behind the safety of space and anonimity. I checked your profile . You basically have no balls whatsoever, or you are fearful that one of the pundits from the board will call you to task for your ridiculous behavior. Enjoy your holiday David. oh and by the way 6'4 410lbs.I AIN'T SKEERED.You fat fuck, you'd pass out after you threw one punch...you and I both know it.

BTW...I'm still king.

Team_Ramrod

12-29-2006, 08:30 PM

Corpse IS king!No shit! aside from the fact he likes humping the dead and foolows the devil, he's alright...Now I won't get to bed early!!!!!!!!FUCK ME!!!!!!

FezPaul

12-29-2006, 08:31 PM

Funwithcorpses wrote: lintpit wrote: Funwithcorpses wrote: I'm willing to meet anyone here...preferably male, because I want to kick some simpleton ass. I'll take pics afterward. YOU RED HEADED LITTLE BAG OF CUNT{o and a ref,}In my profession your ilk are called C.B. Rambo's. All talk and hyperbole behind the safety of space and anonimity. I checked your profile . You basically have no balls whatsoever, or you are fearful that one of the pundits from the board will call you to task for your ridiculous behavior. Enjoy your holiday David. oh and by the way 6'4 410lbs.I AIN'T SKEERED. You fat fuck, you'd pass out after you threw one punch...you and I both know it. BTW...I'm still king. I like this funwithcorpses guy...he's got moxie. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 08:33 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: CorpseÿIS king!No shit! aside from the fact he likes humping the dead and foolows the devil, he's alright...Now I won't get to bed early!!!!!!!!FUCK ME!!!!!!

If I could get my cock on a flight to where ever you are right now, we could reenact Brokeback Mountain...but alas, that's not in the cards.

weekapaugjz

12-29-2006, 08:37 PM

corpse, just don't post too many threads tonight, you might make some people angry...

Team_Ramrod

12-29-2006, 08:40 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: corpse, just don't post too many threads tonight, you might make some people angry... His lasts posts were a hit.... I think that's why he's digging through the archives and resurrecting them...                       Like the dead

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 08:41 PM

weekapaugjz wrote: corpse, just don't post too many threads tonight, you might make some people angry...LOL...I hear you. My power to make people respond to my threads is immense, and something I should try to reign in.

reeshy

12-29-2006, 08:42 PM

I think corpse would make a good Mod!!!!

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 08:45 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: weekapaugjz wrote: corpse, just don't post too many threads tonight, you might make some people angry... His lasts posts were a hit.... I think that's why he's digging through the archives and resurrecting them...ÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿLike the deadActually, I've been quite busy lately, (corporate meetings, etc.), but I feel a responsibility to respond where a response is solicited.

Team_Ramrod

12-29-2006, 08:46 PM

Well keep digging corpsy, you still got to re-open<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54988/page/Hbox_has_a_challenge_for_me__can_he_fulfill_it_.ht m">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54988/page/Hbox_has_a_challenge_for_me__can_he_fulfill_it_.ht m</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54986/page/What_kind_of_FUN_can_you_have_WITH_CORPSES_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54986/page/What_kind_of_FUN_can_you_have_WITH_CORPSES_.htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54976/page/Nelson___were_they_given_a_fair_shake_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54976/page/Nelson___were_they_given_a_fair_shake_.htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54987/page/Smart__funny_people_that_never_get_their_due____.h tm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54987/page/Smart__funny_people_that_never_get_their_due____.h tm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54978/page/Most_embarrassing_track_you_ve_got_in_your_collect .htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54978/page/Most_embarrassing_track_you_ve_got_in_your_collect .htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54982/page/A_Movie_You_Like__That_May_Not_Be_For_Everybody_.h tm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54982/page/A_Movie_You_Like__That_May_Not_Be_For_Everybody_.h tm</a>And finally the thread that introduced us all to you....<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54968/page/Waz_up_niggaz_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54968/page/Waz_up_niggaz_.htm</a>

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 08:48 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: Well keep digging corpsy, you still got to re-open<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54988/page/Hbox_has_a_challenge_for_me__can_he_fulfill_it_.ht m">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54988/page/Hbox_has_a_challenge_for_me__can_he_fulfill_it_.ht m</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54986/page/What_kind_of_FUN_can_you_have_WITH_CORPSES_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54986/page/What_kind_of_FUN_can_you_have_WITH_CORPSES_.htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54976/page/Nelson___were_they_given_a_fair_shake_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54976/page/Nelson___were_they_given_a_fair_shake_.htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54987/page/Smart__funny_people_that_never_get_their_due____.h tm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54987/page/Smart__funny_people_that_never_get_their_due____.h tm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54978/page/Most_embarrassing_track_you_ve_got_in_your_collect .htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54978/page/Most_embarrassing_track_you_ve_got_in_your_collect .htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54982/page/A_Movie_You_Like__That_May_Not_Be_For_Everybody_.h tm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54982/page/A_Movie_You_Like__That_May_Not_Be_For_Everybody_.h tm</a>And finally the thread that introduced us all to you....<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54968/page/Waz_up_niggaz_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54968/page/Waz_up_niggaz_.htm</a>You'd make an excellent secretary...you're hired. I'll peruse these threads and see which one is worth a response.

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 09:03 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: Well keep digging corpsy, you still got to re-open<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54988/page/Hbox_has_a_challenge_for_me__can_he_fulfill_it_.ht m">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54988/page/Hbox_has_a_challenge_for_me__can_he_fulfill_it_.ht m</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54986/page/What_kind_of_FUN_can_you_have_WITH_CORPSES_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54986/page/What_kind_of_FUN_can_you_have_WITH_CORPSES_.htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54976/page/Nelson___were_they_given_a_fair_shake_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54976/page/Nelson___were_they_given_a_fair_shake_.htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54987/page/Smart__funny_people_that_never_get_their_due____.h tm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54987/page/Smart__funny_people_that_never_get_their_due____.h tm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54978/page/Most_embarrassing_track_you_ve_got_in_your_collect .htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54978/page/Most_embarrassing_track_you_ve_got_in_your_collect .htm</a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54982/page/A_Movie_You_Like__That_May_Not_Be_For_Everybody_.h tm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/54982/page/A_Movie_You_Like__That_May_Not_Be_For_Everybody_.h tm</a>And finally the thread that introduced us all to you....<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54968/page/Waz_up_niggaz_.htm">http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54968/page/Waz_up_niggaz_.htm</a>All done.

I gotta say, that your attitude in many of those was less than enthusiastic for me.

Death Metal Moe

12-29-2006, 09:10 PM

Team_Ramrod

12-29-2006, 09:13 PM

Yeah, it WAS less than enthusiastic. I was just going along with the schtick but after you absence I began to see the brilliance.

BoxyBrown

12-29-2006, 09:14 PM

Boxy Sez...Awwww No baby!  Board characters are for complete faggots!  Preach it.Boxy aint amused.  Suck a cheeta's spermy dick.

MissGradenko

12-29-2006, 09:17 PM

This is just awful.

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 09:18 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">BoxyBrown wrote: Boxy Sez...Awwww No baby!ÿ Board characters are for complete faggots!ÿ Preach it.Boxy aint amused.ÿ Suck a cheeta's spermy dick.<hr color="cococo" align="left">It's "CHEETAH" you illiterate fuck. Get to sleep, you've got some driveways to shovel tomorrow.

This message was edited by Funwithcorpses on 12-30-06 @ 1:18 AM

GwEnYpOo

12-29-2006, 09:41 PM

HBox wrote: Why are you wasting your genius on this pathetic little message board? There are too many mysteries and crises facing the human race for your wonderful mind to be wasting its power on peons like us. Go cure cancer! Solve the puzzle of dark matter! Develop the Unified Field Theory! Stop Global Warming! The problems and unknowns facing humanity are so great as to make it no less than a moral imperative that you leave us and our silly little minds long behind. GO! We simply CANNOT waste a prodigy like you any more. GO! and GOD SPEED! yay for HBox http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/yay.jpg

Funwithcorpses

12-29-2006, 09:46 PM

GwEnYpOo wrote: HBox wrote: Why are you wasting your genius on this pathetic little message board? There are too many mysteries and crises facing the human race for your wonderful mind to be wasting its power on peons like us. Go cure cancer! Solve the puzzle of dark matter! Develop the Unified Field Theory! Stop Global Warming! The problems and unknowns facing humanity are so great as to make it no less than a moral imperative that you leave us and our silly little minds long behind. GO! We simply CANNOT waste a prodigy like you any more. GO! and GOD SPEED! yay for HBoxÿhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/yay.jpgWhere is your hero now? Challenge me to my throne if you think yourself worthy.

GwEnYpOo

12-30-2006, 01:10 PM

i try not to make it a habit to challenge 40 year old dudes that live in their mom's basements , but if you wannaa start shit ... bring it.   http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/sumo.jpg

extracheese

12-30-2006, 07:44 PM

I have been looking for a mentor for many years. Someone to tell me how to live life, who to date, how to make love, what to wear etc....and i think you fit the bill.Let me know where i can contact you, and how much your services cost. I am williing to pay up to and including 50% of my take home pay.I was hoping we can get started sometime around Midnight Sunday.thanks.

FezPaul

12-31-2006, 01:22 AM

I prefer Rich Debutante to funwithcorpses.She has panache.

Funwithcorpses

01-01-2007, 09:52 PM

extracheese wrote: ÿI have been looking for a mentor for many years. Someone to tell me how to live life, who to date, how to make love, what to wear etc....and i think you fit the bill.Let me know where i can contact you, and how much your services cost. I am williing to pay up to and including 50% of my take home pay.I was hoping we can get started sometime around Midnight Sunday.thanks.You must first learn how to crawl grasshopper, then we talk.