Most public place you've gotten laid?

[Funwithcorpses]

I banged this chick in a park one time. Granted it was pretty late, like 3 AM, but there were still some people walking around. We were in the grass, in a very well lit area. She got off on it more than I did, but looking back, I'm glad I did it, because at least I have a story.

[Team_Ramrod]

Will you leave

[reeshy]

<p>Hey shitdick....you'll be gone by morning...trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>

[reeshy]

I think this guy is fancy pants c=ousin!!!

[Funwithcorpses]

Christ, you people are an uninteresting bunch.

[Bob Impact]

<p>Ah yes, one time I banged this girl in a taxi.&nbsp; Is that interesting?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, I didn't think so either.&nbsp;</p>

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br><p>Ah yes, one time I banged this girl in a taxi.ÿ Is that interesting?</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p>ÿ</p><p>Yeah, I didn't think so either.ÿ</p><p></p>Actually it is to me...I've never banged a chick in a taxi...describe it. What did the driver do? How did she react?

[reeshy]

Whyn are you people paying attention to this retard????

[Bob Impact]

Right you are Reeshy.

[Jughead]

Reeshy Really is right we are playing right into this Behind a abortion clinic dumpsters charm...<br /><strong>Bob Impact</strong> wrote:<br />Right you are Reeshy.<p>&nbsp;</p>

[Funwithcorpses]

Ahahaha..I've touched a sore spot I see. None of you have gotten laid outside of the missionary position, with you being the receiver.

LOL. How lame are you guys? No stories? No nothing?

[GonzoStyle]

The one time a girl let me touch her boob for a bag of 25 cent doritos, true story.

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I banged this chick in a park one time. Granted it was pretty late, like 3 AM, but there were still some people walking around. We were in the grass, in a very well lit area. She got off on it more than I did, but looking back, I'm glad I did it, because at least I have a story. <p>Did her tits feel like bags of sand?</p>

[Lumber]

Like I said, he's probably some 11 or 12 yr. old kid sitting in his room giggling like a lil girl. What a he-man...

[lintpit]

how come <em>should be a corpse has maintained 66 posts for 2 days now?</em>

[ShelleBink]

I've done the deed in public more times than I probably remember, but the one that sticks out in my mind, and probably always will was when I was messin' around with this guy in the back of his car, but I was really uncomfortable for whatever reason, so I said &quot;Lets just go outside&quot; ... so we did, and he was railing me into the road for who knows how long, but damn it was good.&nbsp; I was only wearing socks too.&nbsp; Probably the most interesting is that where we were was in full view of one of the main roads between my town and his... and the guy who's house we were fucking in front of watched us.&nbsp; I remember taking a shower that night and pieces of gravel washing off of me.&nbsp; It happened over 6 years ago, but I can remember that was probably one of the best lays I ever had...

[lleeder]

In the dark...in my room ....with the door locked...missionary...on a bed... with a penis at a 90 degree angle...through a sheet

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><font color="#999999">Most public place you've gotten laid????</font></font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><font color="#999999">&nbsp; </font></font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><font color="#999999">&nbsp; </font></font></strong></p><p><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#999999">Your mom's box.</font></em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#999999">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#999999">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#999999">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#999999">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" color="#999999">I'm sorry. It was just too Goddamn easy.</font></em></strong></font></p><p><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><strong><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/big20grin.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="274" />u've gotten laid? </strong></font></p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I banged this chick in a park one time. Granted it was pretty late, like 3 AM, but there were still some people walking around. We were in the grass, in a very well lit area. She got off on it more than I did, but looking back, I'm glad I did it, because at least I have a story. <p>Did her tits feel like bags of sand?</p><p>You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them! </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />I've done the deed in public more times than I probably remember, but the one that sticks out in my mind, and probably always will was when I was messin' around with this guy in the back of his car, but I was really uncomfortable for whatever reason, so I said &quot;Lets just go outside&quot; ... so we did, and he was railing me into the road for who knows how long, but damn it was good.&nbsp; I was only wearing socks too.&nbsp; Probably the most interesting is that where we were was in full view of one of the main roads between my town and his... and the guy who's house we were fucking in front of watched us.&nbsp; I remember taking a shower that night and pieces of gravel washing off of me.&nbsp; It happened over 6 years ago, but I can remember that was probably one of the best lays I ever had... <p>it's songs like this that make ya think &quot; it ain't so hard writing a song &quot;&nbsp;and they each have their special place right here on ronfez.net..&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />No one will be watching us <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />No one will be watching us <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />Why don't we do it in the road <br />No one will be watching us <br />Why don't we do it in the road </p>

[Marc with a c]

one time i touched a girls boob in the cafeteria during high school.

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br>I've done the deed in public more times than I probably remember, but the one that sticks out in my mind, and probably always will was when I was messin' around with this guy in the back of his car, but I was really uncomfortable for whatever reason, so I said "Lets just go outside" ... so we did, and he was railing me into the road for who knows how long, but damn it was good.ÿ I was only wearing socks too.ÿ Probably the most interesting is that where we were was in full view of one of the main roads between my town and his... and the guy who's house we were fucking in front of watched us.ÿ I remember taking a shower that night and pieces of gravel washing off of me.ÿ It happened over 6 years ago, but I can remember that was probably one of the best lays I ever had... <p></p>

That was incredibly hot.

[Team_Ramrod]

Welcome back corpse

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />one time i touched a girls boob in the cafeteria during high school.<p>&nbsp;sonovabitch</p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p>Do you know that self cleaning toilet outside of the Manhattan Mall on like 33rd st?</p><p>I hit that shit....ter!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-30-06 @ 12:34 AM</span>

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br>Welcome back corpse<p></p>What's up nigga?

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Nothing Corpsy, Just been killing time till you made your triumphant return...</p><p>What have you been doing?</p><p>Undoubtedly hitting some real hot and sexy dead chicks.... that's a given, but what's up man!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Corpsy's the coolest Daddio!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br><p>Nothing Corpsy, Just been killing time till you made your triumphant return...</p><p>What have you been doing?</p><p>Undoubtedly hitting some real hot and sexy dead chicks.... that's a given, but what's up man!</p><p>ÿ</p><p>Corpsy's the coolest Daddio!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p></p>Dug up 3 since last we spoke...two of them were freshly interred...the other, well let's just say...we boned.

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />Ahahaha..I've touched a sore spot I see. None of you have gotten laid outside of the missionary position, with you being the receiver. LOL. How lame are you guys? No stories? No nothing? <p>maybe that's because this thread has been born lived a mediocre life, died and been reincarnated like 78 times......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>damn i hate you already ... that's a record for even me .</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/gwenypoo/chinese.jpg</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>this bug-eyed asian girl pionts and laughs at how pathetic you are</p>

[sailor]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />I've done the deed in public more times than I probably remember, but the one that sticks out in my mind, and probably always will was when I was messin' around with this guy in the back of his car, but I was really uncomfortable for whatever reason, so I said &quot;Lets just go outside&quot; ... so we did, and he was railing me into the road for who knows how long, but damn it was good. I was only wearing socks too. Probably the most interesting is that where we were was in full view of one of the main roads between my town and his... and the guy who's house we were fucking in front of watched us. I remember taking a shower that night and pieces of gravel washing off of me. It happened over 6 years ago, but I can remember that was probably one of the best lays I ever had... <p>&nbsp;<font size="2">wow, super hot story.&nbsp; i've never had proper sex in public, but oral sex...that's another story: taxis (once while we were sharing a taxi with two other people), express buses, sitting at a nearly empty bar while people were watching the tv, in the middle of the sidewalk on 238th street, and one memorable time on an empty 1 train while the opposite platform was packed with early morning rush hour commuters.&nbsp; that against-the-grain commute was the only palatable thing about working nights. </font></p>