Ever killed someone and got away with it?

[Funwithcorpses]

I have.

This dude jumped me at a bar with some of his friends over a chick one time. I saw him six months later at another bar, and he didn't recognize me, but I remembered him. He was with a bunch of his friends all getting shit faced. I went up to him and acted like I knew him and that we were on friendly terms. He still didn't recognize me. I bought him a mixed drink and invited him outside to 'talk about old times' that he had forgotten.

Luckily for me, this wasn't a bar I had frequented so nobody knew me. After I got him outside, I walked to an alley just talking aimlessly...and he followed. When we got to the alley, I pulled out an ice pick and struck him several times just below his ribcage, on the left, so I'd hit his heart. He must've died almost instantly, but I kept stabbing him anyway...

Anyone else?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Fuck yourself, liar.

[torker]

<p>a few threads, no humans</p><p><font face="terminal,monaco"></font></p><p><font face="terminal,monaco"><em>&lt;&lt;help us&gt;&gt;</em></font></p>

[Doogie]

<p>Ok, I am going to say one of two things:</p><p>A) you are totally full of shit and are starved for attention and are trying to be this whacky poster guy. In which case I say to you sir, shenanigans!! Shenanigans!!</p><p>or </p><p>B) You are telling the truth and if you are then you do realize that there is no statute of limitation on murders and you writing this here can more than likely be used against you in a court of law.</p><p>&nbsp;Having stated that I say good day to you sir.</p>

[phillyfan]

That's a nice little Christmas story...ÿ

[boeman]

<strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I have. This dude jumped me at a bar with some of his friends over a chick one time. I saw him six months later at another bar, and he didn't recognize me, but I remembered him. He was with a bunch of his friends all getting shit faced. I went up to him and acted like I knew him and that we were on friendly terms. He still didn't recognize me. I bought him a mixed drink and invited him outside to 'talk about old times' that he had forgotten. Luckily for me, this wasn't a bar I had frequented so nobody knew me. After I got him outside, I walked to an alley just talking aimlessly...and he followed. When we got to the alley, I pulled out an ice pick and struck him several times just below his ribcage, on the left, so I'd hit his heart. He must've died almost instantly, but I kept stabbing him anyway... Anyone else? <p>Trying to make Board Gossip?</p>

[Kevin]

<p>errrrrrrr...................</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;No............</p>

[Kevin]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>a few threads, no humans</p><p><font face="terminal,monaco"></font></p><p><font face="terminal,monaco"><em>&lt;&gt;</em></font></p><p>A few??? Don't sell yourself short there Budday<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" width="25" height="23" /></p>

[torker]

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[Marc with a c]

no, i've never gotten away with killing anyone :(

[reeshy]

Hey Asshole...go back to Wackbag....please mr. shitass!!!!!!

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>Doogie76</strong> wrote:<br><p>Ok, I am going to say one of two things:</p><p>A) you are totally full of shit and are starved for attention and are trying to be this whacky poster guy. In which case I say to you sir, shenanigans!! Shenanigans!!</p><p>or </p><p>B) You are telling the truth and if you are then you do realize that there is no statute of limitation on murders and you writing this here can more than likely be used against you in a court of law.</p><p>ÿHaving stated that I say good day to you sir.</p><p></p>

It's been years since the 'alledged' incident. I left no leads. It wasn't even anywhere I've been to before, or will again. Totally untraceable. Like it or not unsolved murders happen all the time.

BTW...don't feel bad for this guy, he was a crack dealer...besides the fact that he started it.

[torker]

<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>a few threads, no humans</p><p><font face="terminal,monaco"></font></p><p><font face="terminal,monaco"><em>&lt;&gt;</em></font></p><p>A few??? Don't sell yourself short there Budday<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" width="25" height="23" /></p><p>I have no response to that.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="courier new,courier">ps~I did see a guy who drown his own baby earlier today.&nbsp; </font></p>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

God bless you Reeshy. A-men!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Hey reeshy and Chris, what was it that you guys do for a living again?..... gee, I kinda forget.... doesn't it have something to do with</p><p><font color="#ffffff">lock this sucker up for Christmas?</font></p>

[torker]

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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 12-24-06 @ 12:23 AM</span>

[mikeyboy]

I've traced the ip on his post and it's coming <em>from inside the house</em>.

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br>I've traced the ip on his post and it's coming <em>from inside the house</em>.<p></p>

LOL.

[Kevin]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />I've traced the ip on his post and it's coming <em>from inside the house</em>. <p><img src="http://www.abeleikaiwa.com/party/2005/img/halloween/band.jpg" border="0" width="620" height="400" /></p>

[burrben]

<strong>phillyfan</strong> wrote:<br />That's a nice little Christmas story...&nbsp; <p>it's almost as good as the one about getting raped under the tree</p>

[Jughead]

I think im listening to a xm commercial!!!..I bought my first property when I was 4 ....Then I killed a guy...&nbsp;&nbsp; Oh and call 1-800 Dip -Shit&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and Ill send ya a free How to do it yourself Cd ???minus 69.95 S/H&nbsp;&nbsp;

[Jughead]

That shit is scaring me stop it!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />I've traced the ip on his post and it's coming <em>from inside the house</em>.<p>&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

And I get banned for simply threatening people.....get rid of this fuckhole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

[torker]

<p><strong>Funwithcorpses</strong> wrote:<br />I have...</p><p>&nbsp;Anyone else? </p><p><img src="http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2005/10/03/oj3.jpg" border="0" width="372" height="192" /></p>

[Jughead]

That Sig just Made the Jugs top 10 ............................. &nbsp; lol<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />And I get banned for simply threatening people.....get rid of this fuckhole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111<p>&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

This supposed to be the season to love one another.....Christ...shoot me now@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>2 for 2 junior,</p><p>You don't need to lie for people to like you around here.</p><p>How many more pathetic&nbsp;Threads do you have in you?</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Your a fucking clown, Go away.</font></p>

[Funwithcorpses]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br>And I get banned for simply threatening people.....get rid of this fuckhole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111<p></p>

You got banned because you're a nobody that doesn't follow through.

I did it, and it's been years ago, I'm merely reporting the event.

[Jughead]

<font size="4">Mikey&nbsp; Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<img src="http://www.charleslocksmith.com/Miller%20Padlock%20NK.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="480" />

[Jughead]

Does www.goregallery.com &nbsp;&nbsp; sound anything like Ronandfez.net???????????

[FUNKMAN]

i kill every night on the board

[mikeyboy]

<p>Er.&nbsp; Yeah.&nbsp; No good can come of this.&nbsp; </p><p>New guy: My suggestion is to ease up on the new threads your first day here.&nbsp; Check out the board and respond to some of the other stuff going on. Whether you are or are not, you're coming across as a fake board character in the threads you start.</p><p>Everyone else: ease up a bit.&nbsp; Am I going to have spend <em>every</em> morning locking threads and cleaning up the hijinks from the night before.</p><p>Locky!</p>