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Charlie The Drops Kid
11-01-2001, 06:20 PM
I'd take a vagina any day of the week, but from all the porno i've seen, and from movies and everything, it looks VERY,... well not <i> hideous </i> but not a very <i><b> pretty </b></i> thing. Again, no offense, i mean, heh, its not like you chose it.

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IkeaBoy
11-01-2001, 06:25 PM
it looks scary, i've never seen one.

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Jennitalia
11-01-2001, 06:52 PM
you think its hideous in porn - try looking at it when its all bloody and clotty and stuff. ;)

Charlie The Drops Kid
11-01-2001, 06:54 PM
And i say this with all manlines..... <p> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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Jennitalia
11-01-2001, 07:09 PM
Pussy...LOL
It's even more beautiful during labor.. Ha ha

TheGameHHH
11-01-2001, 07:15 PM
WOW, that's very strange, how could one possibably thing a pussy is ugly. I love everything about it.

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Jennitalia
11-01-2001, 07:21 PM
i guess the vagina can be scary to a couple of virgins ;)

Se7en
11-01-2001, 08:59 PM
A vagina is a beautiful thing.

It's the goddamn labias that will get ya. You have to be careful there. There's a reason why they're sometimes referred to as "meat curtains".

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Jennitalia
11-02-2001, 05:29 AM
It's the goddamn labias that will get ya


LOL...it's not like the labia has teeth and can bite it off...

Sheeplovr
11-02-2001, 02:06 PM
so what do you think your DINK is pretty or somthing

look at our stuff its Freaky if you think about it

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-02-2001, 09:28 PM
Hey Charlie!

Check out a Georgia O'Keefe
painting. It might change your
mind.


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The Blowhard
11-02-2001, 11:01 PM
Charlie, think of lobster.
It looks hideous, but damn, it sure tastes swell! :)

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Sheeplovr
11-03-2001, 03:37 PM
but a lobster always smells like fish

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NewYorkDragons80
11-03-2001, 08:58 PM
I hate to disturb such an intellectual conversation but:
No offence to the ladies.
I believe Charlie the Drops Kid is a no good stinking traitor Canadian. I've only seen offence spelt with a "C" in 2 places. Canadian Football League rosters and this very thread. Charlie, I must say I'm very disappointed.

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RF Godfather
11-04-2001, 02:12 AM
Now I'm starvin...

Waitor, I would like some lobster, fish, a side dish of some poontang pie and a drink a la Joe Jr. and "Mr. Tinkledrinker himself" the infamous Jim Norton.

All this and watching a Carrie movie...

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You definitely smellin what I'm orderin!

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gone
11-04-2001, 04:30 PM
any male who can look at his own dick every day then look at a pussy and say the pussy is ugly has problems.. dicks ARE NOT PRETTY. they are down right scary.. like monsters or some shit.

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girl germs
11-04-2001, 04:41 PM
so like, the other day, me and my vagina were sitting down and we were having this great conversation about, i forget. anyway, after we were done talking, my vagina was all like, "you know, you never make me look pretty anymore. you never take me out shopping anymore. look at me, i need a goddamn facial...!!!"

i felt extremely bad. i guess i have been neglecting my vagina lately, but to make it up, i took my vagina to the mall. after we were done shopping, we went to a spa where we got facials and a great makeover.

anyway, i forgot where i was going with this story, but yeah, vaginas aren't necessarily the most beautiful things in the world, but who cares...as long as they bring you pleasure, the rest doesn't matter.


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Jennitalia
11-04-2001, 04:42 PM
Right on, Inky!

And balls aren't exactly the most prettiest things to look at either, although I have to admit, they are fun to play with ;)

stump12
11-10-2001, 05:59 AM
i dont think its ugly. its that damn camel toe, it could swollow a man.

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deckert
11-10-2001, 06:08 AM
You ought not be scared by how it looks.
The concern is how it can hypnotize you and control your mind.


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erinmoran
11-10-2001, 06:50 AM
I get the camel toe and labia confused sometimes when i have that "not so fresh feeling"

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Noellevious
11-10-2001, 05:49 PM
from all the porno i've seen


If you have no real life experience with it, you won't think it's beautiful.



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Jennitalia
11-11-2001, 09:19 AM
everyone should experience the wonders of a real live vagina ;)





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reeshy
11-11-2001, 09:43 AM
WOW-that's what one looks like!!! I don't know-looks kind of mean and angry to me-no thanks!!!!!

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