Why do Girls Scream??

[reeshy]

Everytime I meet a new woman...they say the same fucking thing...."YOU"RE NOT PUTTING THAT THING IN ME"....what the fuck does that mean????????

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

They are afraid of your old-man wanker.

[Snacks]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Everytime I meet a new woman...they say the same fucking thing....&quot;YOU&quot;RE NOT PUTTING THAT THING IN ME&quot;....what the fuck does that mean???????? <p>your killing me tonight. Did you take funny pills or drink a lot of coffee. I vote you post whore of the year! </p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Everytime I meet a new woman...they say the same fucking thing....&quot;YOU&quot;RE NOT PUTTING THAT THING IN ME&quot;....what the fuck does that mean???????? <p>You shouldn't have it out when you're meeting them.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img src="http://www.kishhospital.org/images/page_img/continuing_edu_opps.jpg" border="0" width="212" height="192" />&nbsp;</p><p>Tell them you're a Doctor. Dont forget to wear the white coat. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

stop carrying around that wiffle ball bat

[DarkHippie]

Maybe try cleaning it off

[Ritalin]

I think it's because of the hook you have where your hand used to be.

[lintpit]

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[Jughead]

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Why do all the girls i meet say Im not hosing nun of ya..... call them hosenunyun's

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I've never heard that before... of course I couldn't make words out over the laughter, so maybe someone has.</p><p>I did have one girl say &quot;<em>oh my god, you have such a beautiful penis</em> (she was giving me head and said penis...lucky I didn't go flacid right then and there), <em>I told my friends you would... I was right</em>&quot;.</p><p>Of course I only got head... she wouldn't have sex with me because it was saturday and she had to get her vag Brazillianed......next Wednesday. Therefore I had to wait...</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p><font face="verdana" size="1" color="black"><strong>Why do Girls Scream??</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>to alert the cops where they are being held?&nbsp; i hate that.&nbsp;</p>

[AnomalisticAnna]

You boys must be meeting some lame women.

[Furtherman]

Ether helps.

[Funwithcorpses]

The girls I encounter don't scream. They don't talk, move, or even breathe.

I like it that way.

[reeshy]

For some odd reason....I don't find that funny...in fact....your board name offends me....why....

[Funwithcorpses]

Not many people are into my lifestyle. Can't say that I fault you, but you have to learn to open your horizens.

[Jughead]

How about&nbsp; cause I look like my face caught on fire and I put it out with a track shoe??

[mugby43]

and yet another screeamer!!! where does this guy come from?