The Random Memories Thread

[GonzoStyle]

<p>Just whatever random memories pop into your head</p><p>When I was a kid, I had pretty much no friends, no siblings, my mom was a whore and my grandmother worked 2 jobs. So I was pretty much always alone, once in a while my uncle would visit and babysit me. <br /><br />Uncle creepy would give me alcohol to drink at like 6 years old, just so he could get a laugh at watching my face turn red and me get sick. <br /><br />My fondest memory was when at 8 years old, he sat me down and using my crayons, he very passionatly instructed me as to the proper way to dismember a body. <br /><br />&quot;PUNCTURE THE LUNGS DAMMIT, EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGETS!!!&quot; <br /><br />Then there was the time he took me out for chinese food and gave me a bunch of beer to drink, this was after we had seen rocky 4 in the theater. He kept on calling over people and yelling out &quot;watch his face turn red!!!&quot; Then I ended up falling down a flight of steps and as he ran down to get me, he stepped on my face (which explains my looks).</p><p>I miss him.<span class="postbody"><br /><span class="gensmall"></span></span></p>

[ralphbxny]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Just whatever random memories pop into your head</p><p>When I was a kid, I had pretty much no friends, no siblings, my mom was a whore and my grandmother worked 2 jobs. So I was pretty much always alone, once in a while my uncle would visit and babysit me. <br /><br />Uncle creepy would give me alcohol to drink at like 6 years old, just so he could get a laugh at watching my face turn red and me get sick. <br /><br />My fondest memory was when at 8 years old, he sat me down and using my crayons, he very passionatly instructed me as to the proper way to dismember a body. <br /><br />&quot;PUNCTURE THE LUNGS DAMMIT, EVERYONE ALWAYS FORGETS!!!&quot; <br /><br />Then there was the time he took me out for chinese food and gave me a bunch of beer to drink, this was after we had seen rocky 4 in the theater. He kept on calling over people and yelling out &quot;watch his face turn red!!!&quot; Then I ended up falling down a flight of steps and as he ran down to get me, he stepped on my face (which explains my looks).</p><p>I miss him.<span class="postbody"><br /><span class="gensmall"></span></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[GonzoStyle]

When I was a kid, my mom used the word &quot;fuck&quot; a lot, in the sexual sense, with many a men. So me not knowing what it meant and vying for even a moment of affection from my mom... I walked up to her one day and said &quot;I want to fuck you mom!!!&quot;. Figuring she would finally warm me with her hug or a little kiss, or even a pat on the head. <br /><br />all I got was a fuckin slap in the mouth.

[IamFogHat]

One time as a young lad I spelled out the word F-U-C-K when I was pissed, thinking that it would be acceptable as long as the word itself wasn't sounded out.&nbsp; Turns out I was wrong.

[KC2OSO]

When I was about 10 or so, I stole a dump truck from a landscaping depot and drove it into a sand pit and left it there.

[GonzoStyle]

<p>I remember&nbsp;the one time my mom tried to do the nice thing and left me a christmas present by the door of our apartment. Then she ran and hid in the garbage room, I was so happy. It was a cheap ass present but it was something. </p><p>I grew up in the projects in Coney Island&nbsp;so we obviously didnt live in a house and have a fireplace, so I used to duct tape a shopping bag, outside of my window and hope to get presents. Even my mom was like &quot;holy fuck what a pathetic motherfucker&quot;, plus the fuckin annoying noise the bag made from blowing in the wind all night, must have annoyed her. <br /><br />So a few weeks later she got pissed and me and totally ruined my fantasy &quot;yeah and by the way,&nbsp;that was me that left you that present, I was hiding in the garbage room, you dumb motherfucker! YOU'RE JEWISH!!!&quot; <br /><br />I finally understood why people hated me, they could smell the Juden on me. From that day on, my life was never the same.... then came the day when I realized I was white and life as I knew it was over.<span class="postbody"><br /><span class="gensmall"></span></span></p>

[StupidGirlllll]

Nothing for nothing, but this sounds an awful like one of my old threads..... The Random Thought Game

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br />Nothing for nothing, but this sounds an awful like one of my old threads..... The Random Thought Game <p>yes, I came back after 4 years and closed my eyes and opened the first thread I could find and jacked it!</p>

[StupidGirlllll]

Thought so... But I am not mad at you there are quite a few thieves among us.

[GonzoStyle]

<p>do we have a secret handshake?</p>

[JustJon]

<strong>GonzoStyle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>StupidGirlllll</strong> wrote:<br />Nothing for nothing, but this sounds an awful like one of my old threads..... The Random Thought Game <p>yes, I came back after 4 years and closed my eyes and opened the first thread I could find and jacked it!</p><p>&nbsp;You left out the word &quot;to&quot;</p><p>And Gonz, let's keep it a tad toned down from the old oa.com posts...</p>

[GonzoStyle]

Good thing you said something now cause I was gonna start getting into the time my cousin and I exchanged sexual favors when we were 8, I guess I will skip those memories.