retard stole my wallet!!!

[DarkHippie]

As some of you know, I work with some very low functioning adults.  Somewhere between Corky and a zombie.  Well the other day I had bent over to tie one guy's shoe, and another picked my fucking pocket.  The bastard reached in and pulled out my wallet, then runs around the room with it and starts pulling shit out of it.  That bastard was fast too.  by the time i had him cornered he had taken every one of my cards out of my wallet and licked my Big Ass Card.  Bastard.

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font size="1" color="#0000ff">retard stole my wallet!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2" color="#000000">Nigga stole my Yoshi!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/1pt21Gigawatts/726c3e125698123b0b8517693a41e656.gif" border="0" width="320" height="280" /></p>

[sailor]

<p><font face="Verdana" size="1" color="#000000"><font face="Verdana" size="1"> <strong> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/54698/FORUM/52/page/retard_stole_my_wallet___.htm"> retard stole my wallet!!!</a> <br /></strong> Last Post: 12/17/2006 @ 10:20:PM<br /> Posted by <strong>DarkHippie</strong><br /></font> <br /> <font face="Verdana" size="1"> <strong> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/TOPIC/54697/FORUM/75/page/I_enjoy_a_tasty_malt_beverage.htm"> I enjoy a tasty malt beverage</a> <br /></strong> Last Post: 12/17/2006 @ 10:19:PM<br /> Posted by <strong>DarkHippie</strong></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">any connection?&nbsp; hmmmm</font> </p>

[Snacks]

beat that bitch with a bat

[Gvac]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br />That bastard was fast too. by the time i had him cornered he had taken every one of my cards out of my wallet and <span style="background-color: #ffff00">licked my Big Ass</span>. Bastard.<p>Ewwww.&nbsp;</p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;and licked&nbsp;my Big Ass Card.&nbsp; Bastard. <p>if the word card wasnt there, that woulda been an even funnier image than it already was.</p>

[GonzoStyle]

BEAT ME BY SECONDS!!!

[reillyluck]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="1" color="#0000ff">retard stole my wallet!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2" color="#000000">Nigga stole my Yoshi!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/1pt21Gigawatts/726c3e125698123b0b8517693a41e656.gif" border="0" width="218" height="206" /></p><p>I was wondering where that Nigga went!!!!!! thanks fezpaul!!</p>

[ralphbxny]

<p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p><p>They run on their toes. It really beefs up the calves.</p>

[moochcassidy]

sounds like the name of the next Airsick album.

[DarkHippie]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p><p>They run on their toes. It really beefs up the calves.</p><p>Holy shit! how'd you know that this retard runs on his toes?&nbsp; And retards have super strength, speed, invulnerability, and huge penises</p>

[sailor]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p><p>They run on their toes. It really beefs up the calves.</p><p>Holy shit! how'd you know that this retard runs on his toes? And retards have super strength, speed, invulnerability, and huge penises</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">it's a fact!&nbsp; when i was 10 i went to a camp and there was one retarded kid who would walk around naked and he had to be like two feet long.&nbsp; it was scary. </font></p>

[mikeyboy]

<p><strong><font size="1">retard stole my wallet!!!</font></strong> </p><p>How long before this ends up on ytmnd,com?</p>

[mjflem]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p><p>They run on their toes. It really beefs up the calves.</p><p>Holy shit! how'd you know that this retard runs on his toes?&nbsp; And retards have super strength, speed, invulnerability, and huge penises</p><p>And&nbsp;huge tongues!</p>

[spoon]

<strong><font size="1">retard stole my wallet!!!</font></strong> <p>Well then, just tell Snoogans to give it back.&nbsp; Or was it Justice?</p>

[shittyhambrgers]

the thread title made me lauff.

[A.J.]

<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p><p>Based on the description of how they got Hippie's wallet, I'd add &quot;retart cunning&quot; too.&nbsp; </p>

[GonzoStyle]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p><p>Based on the description of how they got Hippie's wallet, I'd add &quot;retart cunning&quot; too.&nbsp; </p><p>retarded like a retarded fox!</p>

[DarkHippie]

<strong>sailor</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have herd of retart stregnth...but retart speed. I always learn new things on this board everyday.</p><p>They run on their toes. It really beefs up the calves.</p><p>Holy shit! how'd you know that this retard runs on his toes? And retards have super strength, speed, invulnerability, and huge penises</p><p>&nbsp;<font size="2">it's a fact!&nbsp; when i was 10 i went to a camp and there was one retarded kid who would walk around naked and he had to be like two feet long.&nbsp; it was scary. </font></p><p>There's one guy at work who's dick is the size of a 1 liter soda bottle I swear.&nbsp; He's a chronic masturbater too.&nbsp; One staff memeber once took him by the hand and she ended up with a fingerful of jizz.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Can you identify the retard?</p><div style="font-style: italic"><a href="http://imageshack.us/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3247/supertards1ui.jpg" border="0" width="800" height="438" /></a></div><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[keithy_19]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Can you identify the retard?</p>* style=&quot;font-style: italic&quot;&gt;<a href="http://imageshack.us/" target="_blank"><img src="http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3247/supertards1ui.jpg" border="0" width="800" height="438" /></a> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why is there only one of their real names? </p>

[A.J.]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote: <p>There's one guy at work who's dick is the size of a 1 liter soda bottle I swear.&nbsp; He's a chronic masturbater too.&nbsp; One staff memeber once took him by the hand and she ended up with a fingerful of jizz. </p><p>That's a cruel quirk of nature: a cock the size of a soda bottle -- but a brain the size of a pea.</p><p>And what do retards masturbate to?&nbsp; Zoos?</p>

[DarkHippie]

<p>In a more serious turn to my story, I was given a concussion today when i was attacked and repeatedly headbutted by a Corky.</p><p>At least I get a day off to recover.</p>

[moochcassidy]

serious? thats the funniest bit.