I.. AM.. GOING.. TO.. KILL.. THE.. CAT..

[AnomalisticAnna]

My sisters cat is in heat. I barely slept at all because all night she was crying. 'mmmmrrrrrOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!' Oh God.. I swear I'm moments from throwing the little shit headfirst into the wall. Does anyone have any suggestions? Anything to alleviate the pain of a horny pussy?

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font size="1" color="#ffffff"><font color="#0000ff">I.. AM.. GOING.. TO.. KILL.. THE.. CAT..</font> </font></strong></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /><strong><font size="1" color="#ffffff">&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" width="25" height="23" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" width="28" height="30" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />&nbsp;<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></font></strong></p>

[Snacks]

your first thought sounds about right.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Snacks on 12-16-06 @ 11:08 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

get her some cat cock

[CofyCrakCocaine]

<p>I recognize the humor in this thread, but any guy who beats on small animals is a piece of shit.</p><p>&nbsp;This is why we get cats neutered. If your cat's an indoor cat, I guess you're screwed. Otherwise, let her outside so she can do whatever she wants. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CofyCrakCocaine on 12-16-06 @ 11:24 AM</span>

[cougarjake13]

im guessing she wasnt spayed ??

[AnomalisticAnna]

No, shes not spayed yet because (get this!) she's only 4 months and not old enough to have the procedure done yet. The vet said that sometime in January we can do it, but in the meantime... I don't know what the fuck to do.

[sailor]

<font size="2">damn, i thought that was some &quot;female masturbation&quot; code.&nbsp; :(<br /> </font>

[AnomalisticAnna]

Omigod... she's almost barking! This is ridiculous.

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>AnomalisticAnna</strong> wrote:<br />Omigod... she's almost barking! This is ridiculous.<p> even redonkulious?</p><p>eww i searched the internet to see what people do with cats in heat and the first link is <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=737861" target="_blank">q tip cat rape</a>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 12-16-06 @ 12:07 PM</span>

[CofyCrakCocaine]

My girlfriend's cat is spayed and still yowls up a storm. I generally get a big fan and close the door and blast the thing against the door to drown out the cat's droning. Dunno if that helps.

[Snacks]

I never knew cats were that bad when in heat.thank god I never had one and really dont like them. Dogs all the way, even thoug they hump you when they are in heat.

[A.J.]

&nbsp;<strong><font size="1">I.. AM.. GOING.. TO.. KILL.. THE.. CAT..</font></strong> <p><img src="http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/mp/2005/02/12/images/2005021203120401.jpg" border="0" width="246" height="300" /></p>

[Snacks]

cat taste like chicken, no?

[Gaia]

<p>Q-tip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Kidding!!!!!! I'm sorry to hear that...poor thing, wants a little shlong!!!</p>

[AnomalisticAnna]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Q-tip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;Kidding!!!!!! I'm sorry to hear that...poor thing, wants a little shlong!!!</p><p>Ehh.. don't we all? I'm just glad I'm a little more discreet. Although it would be funny to just throw myself on the floor in a public place and start writhing.. ha!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Q-tip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp100/p198/p19840pp110.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /><br /> </p><p>whats the Scenario&nbsp;</p>

[jetdog]

<strong>AnomalisticAnna</strong> wrote:<br />No, shes not spayed yet because (get this!) she's only 4 months and not old enough to have the procedure done yet. The vet said that sometime in January we can do it, but in the meantime... I don't know what the fuck to do. <p>&nbsp;Your vet, or whoever told you that is full of shit.&nbsp; If she is in heat she is old enough to have it done. </p>