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zildjian361
12-15-2006, 05:00 PM
Just watching Alice Cooper on you tube reminded me of my first time with a girl named Valeri

Lumber
12-15-2006, 05:03 PM
Susanne

Marc with a c
12-15-2006, 05:04 PM
<p>why were you watching alice cooper on you tube?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-15-06 @ 9:04 PM</span>

OGC
12-15-2006, 05:08 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why were you watching alice cooper on you tube? </p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">And why did watching Alice Cooper remind you of this Valeri ?</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">My first was Maria. Oh yeah.</font></p>

Snacks
12-15-2006, 05:13 PM
<p>Oprah!</p><p>No it was Domonique</p>

reeshy
12-15-2006, 05:18 PM
I honestly don't remember...does that mean I'm going to hell??????????????????

tele7
12-15-2006, 05:20 PM
Kathy

lintpit
12-15-2006, 05:27 PM
[gulp] ALBERTA.

led37zep
12-15-2006, 05:28 PM
<p>Reeshy</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or Tara.&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
12-15-2006, 06:35 PM
i think it was tiffany.&nbsp; she was alittle older than me (6 years older), she was a cop in the 78th pct and on desk duty.&nbsp; she had jet black hair with some early gray.&nbsp; i cant tell you anymore or i will have to jump in the shower.&nbsp;

watson
12-15-2006, 06:42 PM
<p>Jill</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I miss junior high school :(&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by watson on 12-15-06 @ 10:42 PM</span>

Dash77
12-15-2006, 06:42 PM
<p><strong><em><font size="3"></font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="3">&nbsp;Jada</font></em></strong></p>

sr71blackbird
12-15-2006, 06:43 PM
Denise

EliSnow
12-15-2006, 06:47 PM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font>

Don Stugots
12-15-2006, 06:49 PM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font><p>&nbsp;shit, you fucked her too?&nbsp; what did she charge you? </p>

EliSnow
12-15-2006, 06:54 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font> <p>&nbsp;shit, you fucked her too?&nbsp; what did she charge you? </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My Chantel was a sweet, attractive,&nbsp;horny&nbsp;16 year old girl.&nbsp; Snow white skin, large breasts, beautiful eyes, and brown hair.&nbsp; (I may have to use the shower now).</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">And I was an ass to her later on.&nbsp; She's forgiven me for it, but I never really have.</font></p>

Don Stugots
12-15-2006, 06:55 PM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font> <p> shit, you fucked her too? what did she charge you? </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My Chantel was a sweet, attractive, horny 16 year old girl. Snow white skin, large breasts, beautiful eyes, and brown hair. (I may have to use the shower now).</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">And I was an ass to her later on. She's forgiven me for it, but I never really have.</font></p><p>&nbsp;yeah, it wasnt the same chick.&nbsp; </p>

reeshy
12-15-2006, 07:19 PM
<strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Reeshy</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or Tara.&nbsp;</p><p>So I was the first????&nbsp; was I good????? or were you bad?????????</p>

zildjian361
12-15-2006, 07:22 PM
<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why were you watching alice cooper on you tube?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-15-06 @ 9:04 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; listen jew boy whats was her name or moishes name mark with a K OR MAYBE YOUR WITH A BALD WIG WEARING WOWAN&nbsp; DONT FUCK WITH ME</p>

BLZBUBBA
12-15-2006, 07:24 PM
<p>In&nbsp;a fantasy sense....I can't be sure of the name.&nbsp; I'm pretty sure it&nbsp;was a Hustler.&nbsp; There was a pictorial involving&nbsp;a librarian and a young lass that stayed a bit too late in the library.&nbsp; </p><p>In the literal sense...Barbara.</p>

walking joint
12-15-2006, 07:25 PM
Allison...in what can only be called an embarassing 2 minutes

Lunakid23
12-15-2006, 07:26 PM
Kiara

reeshy
12-15-2006, 07:26 PM
BTW, ZILD, ......I don't think I liked your post....asshole!!!!!!!

scorpion
12-15-2006, 07:31 PM
Terry

zildjian361
12-15-2006, 07:32 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />BTW, ZILD, ......I don't think I liked your post....asshole!!!!!!! <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; WHY</p>

Don Stugots
12-15-2006, 07:33 PM
<strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why were you watching alice cooper on you tube?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-15-06 @ 9:04 PM</span> <p> listen jew boy whats was her name or moishes name mark with a K OR MAYBE YOUR WITH A BALD WIG WEARING WOWAN DONT FUCK WITH ME</p><p>&nbsp;alittle touchy after your wife's favor are we? </p>

shittyhambrgers
12-15-2006, 07:40 PM
Jackie.&nbsp; i came in about 2 minutes but didn't tell her b/c i was embarassed.&nbsp; instead, my dick got soft, the condom slipped off and we both weren't sure if i had cum inside of her... and so began the waiting game for 2 weeks until she e-mailed me with &quot;ocean of blood!&quot; i've never felt more relieved in my life.&nbsp; and no, i don't mind sharing that with complete strangers.

zildjian361
12-15-2006, 07:40 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why were you watching alice cooper on you tube?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-15-06 @ 9:04 PM</span> <p>listen jew boy whats was her name or moishes name mark with a K OR MAYBE YOUR WITH A BALD WIG WEARING WOWAN DONT FUCK WITH ME</p><p>&nbsp;alittle touchy after your wife's favor are we? </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;STU&nbsp;ALL I WANTED WAS NAMES <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p>

PapaBear
12-15-2006, 08:05 PM
I don't remember. I've always been bad with names.

FezPaul
12-15-2006, 08:42 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Fez.</font></strong>

Marc with a c
12-15-2006, 08:47 PM
<strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why were you watching alice cooper on you tube?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-15-06 @ 9:04 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; listen jew boy whats was her name or moishes name mark with a K OR MAYBE YOUR WITH A BALD WIG WEARING WOWAN&nbsp; DONT FUCK WITH ME</p><p>you keep calling me jewish for some reason.&nbsp; that is the only thing i undestood from your post.</p>

johnniewalker
12-15-2006, 08:53 PM
I totally forgot the name, but I remember she was from minnesota.&nbsp; She had red hair, and pinched my ass.&nbsp;&nbsp; I thought i got her pregnant, but i called her 2 weeks later and everything seemed cool.&nbsp;

MellySmelly
12-15-2006, 08:57 PM
I had a sex dream about Shelle, does that count?

Badinia
12-15-2006, 08:58 PM
I think the first girl that I did anything that could be called &quot;all the way&quot; with was Melissa.

PapaBear
12-15-2006, 09:02 PM
I'm starting to feel a whole lot better about not remembering the name. It seams to be a common problem. I'm sure she doesn't remember my name, either.

ShelleBink
12-15-2006, 09:11 PM
i dont remember her name.

nwm
12-15-2006, 09:34 PM
Autumn

led37zep
12-15-2006, 09:48 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Reeshy</p><p>or Tara. </p><p>So I was the first???? was I good????? or were you bad?????????</p><p>&nbsp;You were a true gentleman, the 5 bucks on the night stand made me feel a little cheap though.</p>

Yerdaddy
12-16-2006, 02:03 AM
<p>Mary Jane. Really. I was 18 and she was 15 years old going on 35, Doc, and she was, uh, very willing, you know what I mean? I practically had to take to sewin' my pants shut. But, uh between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of ya, I don't think it's crazy at all now and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that.</p><p>True story. I think of her every time I watch that movie.</p>

Fezticle98
12-16-2006, 02:57 AM
<strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why were you watching alice cooper on you tube?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-15-06 @ 9:04 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; listen jew boy <font size="4"><strong>whats was her</strong> <strong>name</strong></font> or moishes name mark with a K OR MAYBE YOUR WITH A BALD WIG WEARING WOWAN&nbsp; DONT FUCK WITH ME</p><p>What's on second!</p>

Fezticle98
12-16-2006, 02:59 AM
<p>Margaret.</p><p>Or was it &quot;All the Way&quot; May?</p><p><em>My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy.</em></p>

moochcassidy
12-16-2006, 04:12 AM
i really cant remember her name. but i do recollect that she was completly mental...very strange girl. looked a bit like a melted goldie hawn.

Febreeze
12-16-2006, 05:16 AM
<p>Her name was Jackie, but everyone called her Buffy. UGHHHHHH!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Both 15 in 1983, and I'd hit it again.&nbsp;</p>

Landblast
12-16-2006, 05:20 AM
Beth

FUNKMAN
12-16-2006, 05:23 AM
<p>shondelle - 13 and i was 14 / i can relate to Bronx Tale so well </p>

angelinad128
12-16-2006, 05:41 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font> <p>&nbsp;shit, you fucked her too?&nbsp; what did she charge you? </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My Chantel was a sweet, attractive,&nbsp;horny&nbsp;16 year old girl.&nbsp; Snow white skin, large breasts, beautiful eyes, and brown hair.&nbsp; (I may have to use the shower now).</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">And I was an ass to her later on.&nbsp; She's forgiven me for it, but I never really have.</font></p><p>A white girl named Chantel!!&nbsp; LOL</p>

seabiscuit10
12-16-2006, 05:49 AM
I'll let you know Sunday.......after the party, I hope!

cougarjake13
12-16-2006, 06:32 AM
<p>are we counting just penetration or penetration and then completion</p><p>b/c it would be 2 different chicks</p>

mendyweiss
12-16-2006, 06:36 AM
Debbie&nbsp; she had pigtails....... and big tits.....and bad skin.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I would do her today

spot
12-16-2006, 06:51 AM
Debbie

Yerdaddy
12-16-2006, 06:55 AM
Actually it was Debbie for me too.

phixion
12-16-2006, 07:26 AM
krysta and she cheated on me less than a week later. yeah

Yerdaddy
12-16-2006, 07:34 AM
<strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br />krysta and she cheated on me less than a week later. yeah <p>that last &quot;yeah&quot; is the saddest thing I've seen in weeks. Didn't even have the energy to put a period on it. C'mere and gimme a hug big man!</p>

SinA
12-16-2006, 07:35 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Heather, she was a ballerina.</p>

tnbt23
12-16-2006, 07:36 AM
ummm... Michael

Don Stugots
12-16-2006, 07:38 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font> <p> shit, you fucked her too? what did she charge you? </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My Chantel was a sweet, attractive, horny 16 year old girl. Snow white skin, large breasts, beautiful eyes, and brown hair. (I may have to use the shower now).</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">And I was an ass to her later on. She's forgiven me for it, but I never really have.</font></p><p>A white girl named Chantel!! LOL</p><p>&nbsp;see, i thought she was some colored hooker on mermaid ave.&nbsp;&nbsp; glad i'm not the only one.</p>

A.J.
12-16-2006, 07:45 AM
I've never had sex with a girls name.

phixion
12-16-2006, 08:02 AM
<p>Didn't even have the energy to put a period on it. C'mere and gimme a hug big man!</p><p>yerdaddy you put a smile on my face u should be rpoud </p>

Yerdaddy
12-16-2006, 08:05 AM
<strong>phixion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Didn't even have the energy to put a period on it. C'mere and gimme a hug big man!</p><p>yerdaddy you put a smile on my face u should be rpoud </p><p>Hey it coulda been worse. The name coulda started with the title &quot;Father ______&quot;</p>

FUNKMAN
12-16-2006, 08:07 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I've never had sex with a girls name. <p>Mary Fister</p>

Uncle Smokey
12-16-2006, 08:11 AM
<p>Summer</p>

SatCam
12-16-2006, 08:25 AM
Uncle Smokey

yes, it's true, I had sex with my uncle Smokey

johnniewalker
12-16-2006, 08:28 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br />I've never had sex with a girls name.<p>&nbsp;Pat, Chris, Sam, Alex, Jamie....</p>

phixion
12-16-2006, 08:33 AM
<p>Hey it coulda been worse. The name coulda started with the title &quot;Father ______&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;never thought about that but your right. i couldve had a stiff one in me instead of putting my stiff one somewhere else.</p><p>&nbsp;looking back on it now i know it only hurt like that cuz i was so young. the 14 yr old me really believed we were in love so when i found out the news i responded by drinking to get drunk for the first time in my life and getting high for the first time as well. last year i found out that my chick cheated on me right around this time of year, in response i gave her her xmas persent just so i could see her cry (im going to hell) and then i never called or spoke to her ever agan ignored every call, im , and text. i wasnt hurt just angry and i moved on. i actually matured a little at least whodathunkit</p>

ChimneyFish
12-16-2006, 09:17 AM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Lisa.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">And to think, back then it was ok to fuck a 13 year old.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></em></strong></p>

Jujubees2
12-16-2006, 11:04 AM
<font size="2">Andrea, in the&nbsp;passenger seat of my Datsun 1200.</font>

JimBeam
12-16-2006, 11:41 AM
<p>My first spring break I had my first sex ( screw you I was a late bloomer ) with a girl named Melissa and then had sex a few days later with another&nbsp;different Melissa.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

PapaBear
12-16-2006, 11:43 AM
<strong>JimBeam</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My first spring break I had my first sex ( screw you I was a late bloomer ) with a girl named Melissa and then had sex a few days later with another&nbsp;different Melissa.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Funny thing is... Love Melissa. Can't STAND Melissa.</p>

Team_Ramrod
12-16-2006, 07:28 PM
<p>Her name was Leanne...</p><p>She was 17 and 10 months and I was 18...She was teaching summer bible camp and was home for the weekend. I stayed at her place and she wanted my sex. I obliged, I was so nervous...We went on for about an hour and I just couldn't cum, it was the total opposite of what was supposed to happen. The next day she gave me a kiss and said with a smirk &quot;Now you're a man&quot;. We got dressed and I drove her back to camp so she could teach children how to be good.</p><p>We were together for a year and it was always good, she never wanted me to wear a condom but since she wasn't on the pill I was allowed to unload in her mouth....as long as a garbage can was by the bed. </p><p>I miss her, she was the only girl I had that would take a shot to the mouth for me.</p>

lleeder
12-17-2006, 10:59 AM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Her name was Leanne...</p><p>She was 17 and 10 months and I was 18...She was teaching summer bible camp and was home for the weekend. I stayed at her place and she wanted my sex. I obliged, I was so nervous...We went on for about an hour and I just couldn't cum, it was the total opposite of what was supposed to happen. The next day she gave me a kiss and said with a smirk &quot;Now you're a man&quot;. We got dressed and I drove her back to camp so she could teach children how to be good.</p><p>We were together for a year and it was always good, she never wanted me to wear a condom but since she wasn't on the pill I was allowed to unload in her mouth....as long as a garbage can was by the bed. </p><p>I miss her, she was the only girl I had that would take a shot to the mouth for me.</p><p>The same mouth that took loads taught kids about Jesus. Now thats hot.</p>

Dougie Brootal
12-17-2006, 11:04 AM
Melanie Altimore

FezPaul
12-17-2006, 11:07 AM
<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />Melanie Altimore <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">From Baltimore?</font></strong></p>

ChrisTheCop
12-17-2006, 11:07 AM
<p>Amy. </p><p>and I was awful.&nbsp;</p>

Dougie Brootal
12-17-2006, 11:08 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />Melanie Altimore <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">From Baltimore?</font></strong></p><p>nah, la plata maryland...its like 1.5 hours away from baltimore</p>

Yerdaddy
12-17-2006, 12:15 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />Melanie Altimore <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">From Baltimore?</font></strong></p><p>It's a shame you broke up. You shoulda calledhamore.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 12-17-06 @ 4:24 PM</span>

outlawfrank
12-17-2006, 12:26 PM
my neighbors husky, can't remember her name.

Don Stugots
12-17-2006, 12:27 PM
<strong>JimBeam</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My first spring break I had my first sex ( screw you I was a late bloomer ) with a girl named Melissa and then had sex a few days later with another different Melissa.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;late bloomer?&nbsp; i was 2 months from my 19th birthday when i first got laid.&nbsp; i never made out with a chick until i was 16.&nbsp; i have more than made up for it. &nbsp; </p>

cozzie
12-17-2006, 12:39 PM
Valerie , and she flat out stunk, oh I did too being me first time!

boeman
12-18-2006, 05:05 AM
<p>Jenny</p>

SilentSpic
12-18-2006, 05:12 AM
Denise... my daughter's mother.

EliSnow
12-18-2006, 05:13 AM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JimBeam</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My first spring break I had my first sex ( screw you I was a late bloomer ) with a girl named Melissa and then had sex a few days later with another different Melissa.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;late bloomer?&nbsp; i was 2 months from my 19th birthday when i first got laid.&nbsp; i never made out with a chick until i was 16.&nbsp; i have more than made up for it. &nbsp; </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was 16 first time I had sex, although I had fooled around a little before that.&nbsp; The next time was two years later.&nbsp; </font></p>

Marc with a c
12-18-2006, 05:35 AM
<p>sara on her younger brothers waterbed.</p><p>it was terribly akward.&nbsp; then we had brownies with chocolate chips in them.</p>

Dougie Brootal
12-18-2006, 06:21 AM
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />Melanie Altimore <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">From Baltimore?</font></strong></p><p>It's a shame you broke up. You shoulda calledhamore.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 12-17-06 @ 4:24 PM</span> <p>o well, i fucked her throughdafloor!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that was definately a ...</p><p><img src="http://www.nohasslehomeshopping.co.uk/images/images_argos/http___www.argos.co.uk_wcsstore_argos_images_37265 87COMPNov98IFN16954M.JPG" border="0" width="250" height="300" /></p>

Jujubees2
12-18-2006, 06:28 AM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jenny</p><p><font size="2">Was her number 867-5309?</font></p>

ralphbxny
12-18-2006, 07:04 AM
<p>Maria/Nicole I penetrated one and she screamed she was pregnant and then I penetrated the other and she claimed she was. </p>

boeman
12-18-2006, 07:07 AM
<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jenny</p><p><font size="2">Was her number 867-5309?</font></p><p>that old gag...</p>

burrben
12-18-2006, 07:21 AM
kelli

Earlshog
12-18-2006, 07:28 AM
<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jenny</p><p><font size="2">Was her number 867-5309?</font></p><p>that old gag...</p><p>ha ha... I still laugh at that one every time.... I really am a zilch... </p>

Earlshog
12-18-2006, 07:32 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font> <p>&nbsp;shit, you fucked her too?&nbsp; what did she charge you? </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My Chantel was a sweet, attractive,&nbsp;horny&nbsp;16 year old girl.&nbsp; Snow white skin, large breasts, beautiful eyes, and brown hair.&nbsp; (I may have to use the shower now).</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">And I was an ass to her later on.&nbsp; She's forgiven me for it, but I never really have.</font></p><p>Eli be careful... you don't want to be paid a visit from this guy..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051107/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg" border="0" width="144" height="198" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>speaking from experience.... </p>

FUNKMAN
12-18-2006, 07:32 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jenny</p><p><font size="2">Was her number 867-5309?</font></p><p>that old gag...</p><p>ha ha... I still laugh at that one every time.... I really am a zilch... </p><p>i always like the classic Gump line &quot; Jenny why don't you love me&nbsp; ? &quot;&nbsp; &quot; Oh Forrest! &quot;</p>

DJEvelEd
12-18-2006, 07:35 AM
<p>Michele. November 1, 1980 a date that will live in infamy.</p><p>I wasn't even sure when&nbsp;my dick&nbsp;was inside her. I didn't know what I was doing. I was only 13. </p><p>I didn't have an orgasm until I was 17, alone in my bathroom. I came all over myself and tasted it, just&nbsp;like I do with all my secretions. </p>

EliSnow
12-18-2006, 07:41 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Chantel</font> <p>&nbsp;shit, you fucked her too?&nbsp; what did she charge you? </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My Chantel was a sweet, attractive,&nbsp;horny&nbsp;16 year old girl.&nbsp; Snow white skin, large breasts, beautiful eyes, and brown hair.&nbsp; (I may have to use the shower now).</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">And I was an ass to her later on.&nbsp; She's forgiven me for it, but I never really have.</font></p><p>Eli be careful... you don't want to be paid a visit from this guy..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051107/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg" border="0" width="144" height="198" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>speaking from experience.... </p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3"><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was 16 at the time too.</font></p></font>

angelinad128
12-18-2006, 08:03 AM
<strong>outlawfrank</strong> wrote:<br />my neighbors husky, can't remember her name. <p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

HerkyJerkyLiz
12-18-2006, 12:30 PM
<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Michele. November 1, 1980 a date that will live in infamy.</p><p>I wasn't even sure when&nbsp;my dick&nbsp;was inside her. I didn't know what I was doing. I was only 13. </p><p>I didn't have an orgasm until I was 17, alone in my bathroom. I came all over myself and tasted it, just&nbsp;like I do with all my secretions. </p><p>i wasnt even born yet.</p>

Earlshog
12-18-2006, 12:32 PM
<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Michele. November 1, 1980 a date that will live in infamy.</p><p>I wasn't even sure when&nbsp;my dick&nbsp;was inside her. I didn't know what I was doing. I was only 13. </p><p>I didn't have an orgasm until I was 17, alone in my bathroom.<strong> I came all over myself and tasted it,</strong> just&nbsp;like I do with all my secretions. </p><p>did you call no homo before you did that?</p>

burrben
12-18-2006, 12:36 PM
<strong>HerkyJerkyLiz</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Michele. November 1, 1980 a date that will live in infamy.</p><p>I wasn't even sure when&nbsp;my dick&nbsp;was inside her. I didn't know what I was doing. I was only 13. </p><p>I didn't have an orgasm until I was 17, alone in my bathroom. I came all over myself and tasted it, just&nbsp;like I do with all my secretions. </p><p>i wasnt even born yet.</p><p>i wasn't even born when you came in your mouth</p>

Kevin
12-18-2006, 12:38 PM
<strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br />[gulp] ALBERT<strike>A.</strike> <p>&nbsp;Fixed it.</p>