~ Dog Farts ~

[spoon]

Holy shit!  I'm getting my reward for giving in and letting my dogs eat some leftover food from my dinner.  Seriously, it's sooo bad I can hardly see across the room and I'm pretty sure it's dripping off the ceiling!  Make it stop, make it stop!  Yet it is fucking hilarious.

[Gaia]

<p>HAHA!!! </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My dog is definatley a &quot;farter&quot;......sometimes when he's sleeping, he will fart and wake himself up, It's one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!! </p>

[lintpit]

<p><font size="2">Mine is a gasser also. He has awakened me from a sound sleep with his bombs</font><font size="2"></font></p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>As the owner of two full grown Bulldogs and a new puppy, I know all about this. </p><p>What gets me is how they let one loose, and then look at you like &quot;What? Something wrong?&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

both my dogs asses smell so bad, they love farting. My one dog farts and burp and just lays there like no big deal.

[FUNKMAN]

cats have class and never fart, they'll just throw up on ya...

[Don Stugots]

<p>vegas gets gas that smells almost as bad as mine.&nbsp; she knows it smells bad because she gets up and goes inside for a few minutes while the air clears.&nbsp; she also has a habit of jumping on my lap and burping in my face after a snack.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Spoon dont give your dog people food.&nbsp; its bad for them. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[Snacks]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />cats have class and never fart, they'll just throw up on ya... <p>Im not a cat fan due to my allergies</p>

[AnomalisticAnna]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />cats have class and never fart, they'll just throw up on ya... <p>Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. My sisters cat is the gassiest cat I have ever encountered. She doesn't eat anything out of the ordinairy and we've tried switching her food.. but I think she's just a gassy little puss. When you pick her up&nbsp;she releases&nbsp;a stream of 'pffffffffffffffts' the entire way. I just hope she never sharts..&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AnomalisticAnna on 12-15-06 @ 10:36 PM</span>

[watson]

While the aroma is nice, I love watching my dog drag her ass across the carpet

[fancyfeet]

I've never had a dog til now and the first time she farted was the funniest thing i've ever heard! She never farts. I've only heard it like 3 times and it is so funny!

[Clutch]

My dog (yellow lab) will gas one... smell his own...and promptly walk away from the area.... I have seen and heard on a few occasions where he will smell and then sneeze....

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><a href="http://www.flat-d.com/thong.html" title="Eureka!! ">Eureka!!&nbsp;</a><br /> </p><p>or You wreak! ahhh!&nbsp;</p><p>The answer is here!!&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />cats have class and never fart, they'll just throw up on ya... <p>Im not a cat fan due to my allergies</p><p>i hear ya! so many people that have come over the house have had the teary eyes and sneezing like heck. i feel bad because i want them to be comfortable in my home</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

I prefer a pussy fart.

[BLZBUBBA]

My dog's farts are sooooooo bad that the term &quot;silent but deadly&quot; applies here.&nbsp;&nbsp;She does seem to squirm around a bit and let out a little moan sometimes but it's always too late.&nbsp; She'll make the wallpaper curl up.

[reeshy]

My Annie, a beagle used to sit under the dinner table as we ate....never made a sound....then we would see her walking away from the table...we would all jump up and run into the living room....we knew what she did!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snacks]

<strong>BLZBUBBA</strong> wrote:<br />My dog's farts are sooooooo bad that the term &quot;silent but deadly&quot; applies here.&nbsp;&nbsp;She does seem to squirm around a bit and let out a little moan sometimes but it's always too late.&nbsp; She'll make the wallpaper curl up. <p>oh the silent ones kill. And if you have a girlfriend over she blames you!</p>

[empulse]

<p>I have a jack russell that runs from her farts. even in the middle of the night, like she doesn't know where it came from.&nbsp; My chic gets pissed when i let them lick my plate after chinese cause she will let a little &quot;greaser&quot; out later, and twice now she has done it while sitting on&nbsp;her lap.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />cats have class and never fart, they'll just throw up on ya... <p>Would'nt that technically be considered a queef anyway?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i don't mind when the dog farts, i just hate when he pulls the covers over my head afterwards...

[cougarjake13]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />cats have class and never fart, they'll just throw up on ya... <p>bullshit my 2 cats are farting monsters</p>

[ShelleBink]

<strong>watson</strong> wrote:<br />While the aroma is nice, I love watching my dog drag her ass across the carpet<p>&nbsp;The aroma is not nice, but I love watching the ass drag thing.&nbsp; My dog once did it while outside on the concrete driveway and I just couldn't imagine that felt good.</p><p>While my dog farts a lot, my sis's fiance's dog will fart and get scared and look around like &quot;Who did that? What was that noise?&quot;&nbsp; Really funny stuff.&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>fancyfeet</strong> wrote:<br>I've never had a dog til now and the first time she farted was the funniest thing i've ever heard! She never farts. I've only heard it like 3 times and it is so funny!<p></p>

everyone knows girl dogs don't fart

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />cats have class and never fart, they'll just throw up on ya... <p>bullshit my 2 cats are farting monsters</p><p>i guess my 3 cats hide it well. can honestly say i never heard or smelled them fart</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PaulF]

<p>I was playing Xbox against my nephew the other day when the dog, a 100lb. yellow lab, let loose with an SBD. My eyes started to burn, but apparently the cloud hadn't drifted my nephew's way (we were sitting on different couches), because he couldn't figure out why I threw down my controller and ran to the bathroom.</p><p>She doesn't fart all the time, but the worst was after she ate half a pizza topped with Buffalo chicken before I caught her. I guess having to pass that was punishment enough. </p>

[ShelleBink]

that is the worst, when it &quot;hits&quot; you and then travels across the room.

[PapaBear]

As far as I know, my dog has NEVER farted. I don't give him &quot;people food&quot; at all. He's eaten the same dry food since he was 7 months old, gets a couple of jerky treats, and several Meaty Bones every day. That's it.

[Skellington]

<p>my minpin has killer poots.&nbsp; whenever he makes a audible butt, he turns around and stares at him bum then try to run away from it......&nbsp;&nbsp; When i'm on the couch and he lets loose, i take the blanket and douche oven him with his own stink.&nbsp; he doesn't seem to mind though.</p><p>&nbsp;I've changed his food a few times, he's gotten better...but man, who knew little dogs could clear flats.</p>

[MellySmelly]

<p>My dog may look innocent, but she has the worst farts of any pet I have ever had.&nbsp; She always jumps and&nbsp;looks at her butt after she farts like someone bit her.</p><p><img src="http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5198/pinky008dj6.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>did you ever notice farts and their doodoo stink worse in the winter</p><p>one time a couple of us are hanging on the corner in the middle of winter and a stray walks up, parks his ass about 6 feet away and drops a steamy one. then he turns looks at us like he was jonesin on crack and takes off.</p><p>it took all of a second when&nbsp;we got hit with the steam to the face. i think the cold air let's it travel faster for some reason</p><p>it's like have you ever sat next to a smoker after they come in from&nbsp;having a cig in the winter, the smell is 10x's as horrible as the summer</p><p>strange phenomenon</p>

[ralphbxny]

My german shepard would do the same. she would fart looked puzzled then lick her ass. Dogs are dirty but very entertaining!

[spoon]

<strong>wbskellington2</strong> wrote:<br /><p>my minpin has killer poots.&nbsp; whenever he makes a audible butt, he turns around and stares at him bum then try to run away from it......&nbsp;&nbsp; When i'm on the couch and he lets loose, i take the blanket and <font style="background-color: #ffff00">douche oven</font> him with his own stink.&nbsp; he doesn't seem to mind though.</p><p>&nbsp;I've changed his food a few times, he's gotten better...but man, who knew little dogs could clear flats.</p><p>WOW, Douche ovens huh!&nbsp; Now that's not right.&nbsp; Skell just invented one hell of a payback for men.&nbsp; It's dutch oven skell!&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[fancyfeet]

my dog likes to crawl under my bed and she farts

[Hottub]

<p>KC lets one rip, then looks behind her like&quot;What the hell was that?&quot;</p><p>And thick, pungent, lingering gassers! I can actually taste them.</p><p>Eeewww!!</p>