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zildjian361

12-13-2006, 05:39 PM

My wife and her girlfreind Donna watched a cinemax video CALL GIRL WIVES and while where watching this Donna bounced but when we turned it back on my wife did me a favor<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

Don Stugots

12-13-2006, 05:47 PM

i dont get it.

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 05:47 PM

So... you had sex with your wife? I'm not following.

Don Stugots

12-13-2006, 05:49 PM

he had sex with my wife?  i'll kill em.

FUNKMAN

12-13-2006, 05:49 PM

"bounced" - she left ?"favor" - blow job ?

keithy_19

12-13-2006, 05:52 PM

"Bounced"-See Tigger."Favor"- See Christopher Robin.

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 05:52 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: he had sex with my wife? i'll kill em. i think thats what he meant.  Either that or his wife had sex with Donna.

Bossanova

12-13-2006, 05:54 PM

Wait, Donna had sex with Stugots wife?

This message was edited by Bossanova on 12-13-06 @ 9:55 PM

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 05:55 PM

No, I think Stugots had sex with Donna.

This message was edited by Bob Impact on 12-13-06 @ 9:55 PM

keithy_19

12-13-2006, 05:56 PM

Or Donna litterally bounced while his wife made him a sandwhich and he masterbated.

Bossanova

12-13-2006, 05:57 PM

His wife had sex with a sandwich?

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 05:59 PM

His sandwich had sex with Donna's wife?

FUNKMAN

12-13-2006, 06:00 PM

"bounced" - jumped in the dryer?

zildjian361

12-13-2006, 06:00 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: "bounced" - she left ?"favor" - blow job ?          bounced Donna left  yes favor blow job yes  do i have to spell it out for you?

El Mudo

12-13-2006, 06:01 PM

"Bounced"-See Tigger.  Racist

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 06:01 PM

zildjian361 wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: "bounced" - she left ?"favor" - blow job ? bounced Donna left yes favor blow job yes do i have to spell it out for you? Like this?B-L-O-W-J-O-B.

Bossanova

12-13-2006, 06:04 PM

Whats a blow job yes? I think I want one

zildjian361

12-13-2006, 06:06 PM

Bossanova wrote: Wait, Donna had sex with Stugots wife? This message was edited by Bossanova on 12-13-06 @ 9:55 PM            she should be that lucky

Team_Ramrod

12-13-2006, 06:13 PM

Wait a minute, Donna's girlfriend had sex with a sandwich while Stu's wife did laundry with zildjian?Well then what was zildjian doing?

sr71blackbird

12-13-2006, 06:18 PM

Someone wants to blow me?

FUNKMAN

12-13-2006, 06:21 PM

i just did myself a favor

Bossanova

12-13-2006, 06:24 PM

Wait a second. I think i have it now.  Funk and blackbird turned Donna into a London Bridge.

Team_Ramrod

12-13-2006, 06:25 PM

jildjian wants to blow blackbird?

Don Stugots

12-13-2006, 06:48 PM

zildjian361 wrote: Bossanova wrote: Wait, Donna had sex with Stugots wife? This message was edited by Bossanova on 12-13-06 @ 9:55 PM she should be that lucky  i asked her, donna isnt her type, but she might be my type.

Team_Ramrod

12-13-2006, 06:50 PM

Wait a minute, Donna tried to have sex with stu's wife while Zildjain blew blackbird but not Stu because stu's wife isn't Zildjains type? Maybe you should start over, this is confusing!

This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-13-06 @ 10:52 PM

ShelleBink

12-13-2006, 06:55 PM

What did I do now?

zildjian361

12-13-2006, 06:59 PM

blow this my wife gave me oral while Donna and my wife were watching CALL GIRLS WIVES.

Don Stugots

12-13-2006, 07:02 PM

i thought donna was making me a sandwich.  that bitch, i hate her now.

zildjian361

12-13-2006, 07:04 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: i thought donna was making me a sandwich.  that bitch, i hate her now.            STUNAD

Don Stugots

12-13-2006, 07:05 PM

zildjian361 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i thought donna was making me a sandwich. that bitch, i hate her now. STUNAD  am i??  or did i just go along with the joke??

Brad_Rush

12-13-2006, 07:06 PM

I don't know about everyone else, but I am now hungry and horny.  Also confused.

zildjian361

12-13-2006, 07:17 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: zildjian361 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i thought donna was making me a sandwich. that bitch, i hate her now. STUNAD  am i??  or did i just go along with the joke??            '' never use the word HATE even joking BROOKLYN dont hate so what else you want to know about that night

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 07:20 PM

zildjian361 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: zildjian361 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i thought donna was making me a sandwich. that bitch, i hate her now. STUNAD am i?? or did i just go along with the joke?? '' never use the word HATE even joking BROOKLYN dont hate so what else you want to know about that night How was the sandwich?

mikeyboy

12-13-2006, 07:20 PM

So the fantasy was for him was to have his wife give him a beege, and he got one?  Donna had nothing to do with it?  Why was she even in the story?  You might as well have said, "The pizza delivery guy brought a pizza and then he left."  "Her mom called and talked to her for a half-hour.  Then they hung up".

Crispy123

12-13-2006, 07:22 PM

A sandwich and a pizza...you lucky bastard.

zildjian361

12-13-2006, 07:22 PM

now thats funny<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 07:23 PM

mikeyboy wrote: So the fantasy was for him was to have his wife give him a beege, and he got one? Donna had nothing to do with it? Why was she even in the story? You might as well have said, "The pizza delivery guy brought a pizza and then he left." "Her mom called and talked to her for a half-hour. Then they hung up". So I'm watchin' TV, and the Price is Right is on, but not a new one, an old one from the 70's on the Game Show Network, anyway, as I'm watchin there's are car accident right outside of my house, so I go out and check it out, then Donna comes over and blows a sandwich while my wife does the mexican hat dance.

PapaBear

12-13-2006, 07:24 PM

Donna had nothing to do with it? What about the table with all the different kinds of coffee?

Brad_Rush

12-13-2006, 07:24 PM

Now I'm really lost... where does Mikey boy and the pizza guy fit into this story?

zildjian361

12-13-2006, 07:25 PM

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 07:26 PM

Brad_Rush wrote: Now I'm really lost... where does Mikey boy and the pizza guy fit into this story? I think Mikeyboy is the pizza boy, and the calls are coming from inside the house!

Brad_Rush

12-13-2006, 07:26 PM

Bob Impact wrote: Brad_Rush wrote: Now I'm really lost... where does Mikey boy and the pizza guy fit into this story?  I think Mikeyboy is the pizza boy, and the calls are coming from inside the house! Oh no!!! get out of the house quickly!

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 07:27 PM

Brad_Rush wrote: Bob Impact wrote: Brad_Rush wrote: Now I'm really lost... where does Mikey boy and the pizza guy fit into this story? I think Mikeyboy is the pizza boy, and the calls are coming from inside the house! Oh no!!! get out of the house quickly! So Donna wakes up in a bathtub without her kidneys and there's a note that says get to the hospital, so she goes, and while she was there my wife and I have sex.

tele7

12-13-2006, 07:33 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: i just did myself a favor Do me a favor Funk.  Don't do me any favors.

Ritalin

12-13-2006, 07:38 PM

Hold on. DONNA IS MY WIFE.<> What the fuck?

Bob Impact

12-13-2006, 07:39 PM

Ritalin wrote: Hold on. DONNA IS MY WIFE.<> What the fuck?  The jig is up! RUN!

FUNKMAN

12-13-2006, 08:29 PM

telecaster7 wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: i just did myself a favor Do me a favor Funk.  Don't do me any favors.okay but i will not look at this favorably...

spoon

12-13-2006, 08:34 PM

So you got a blowjob from your wife after her friend left?  Weak fantasy z!  Damn, at least lie a little for us!Today on what I learned....NEVER GET MARRIED!

This message was edited by spoon on 12-14-06 @ 12:36 AM

Don Stugots

12-14-2006, 02:02 AM

zildjian361 wrote: mikeyboy wrote: So the fantasy was for him was to have his wife give him a beege, and he got one? Donna had nothing to do with it? Why was she even in the story? You might as well have said, "The pizza delivery guy brought a pizza and then he left." "Her mom called and talked to her for a half-hour. Then they hung up". mikey ya hada been there Mikeyboy was there?  YOU SICK SICK MAN.  leave mikeyboy out of your twisted sex dreams.   Really, Z spoon is right, that is weak or you are easy to please.  My fantasy (regardless of what i have ever said here about some female posters) is a threesome with my wife, her friend sandy and myself living it up Big Love style but with threesomes.

JamMaster

12-14-2006, 08:42 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: i just did myself a favor Man, you must be flexible.

nate1000

12-14-2006, 11:25 AM

zildjian361 wrote: My wife and her girlfreind Donna watched a cinemax video CALL GIRL WIVES and while where watching this Donna bounced but when we turned it back on my wife did me a favor<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />More importantly, what was zil doing popping in Call Girl Wives with Stu's wife there? Sounds lika a <img src="http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/films/Pfilm7831419848248.jpg" border="0" width="189" height="182" />move to me. " Can I get you ladies a glass of Courvoisier?"

Furtherman

12-14-2006, 11:28 AM

This is the worst fantasy since Neverending Story II.

led37zep

12-14-2006, 12:17 PM

Don Stugots

12-14-2006, 12:20 PM

led37zep wrote: zildjian361 wrote: My wife and her girlfreind Donna watched a cinemax video CALL GIRL WIVES and while where watching this Donna bounced but when we turned it back on my wife did me a favor<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> By "favor" do you mean she left? or that her mom is never coming over to your place?

spoon

12-14-2006, 04:14 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: zildjian361 wrote: mikeyboy wrote: So the fantasy was for him was to have his wife give him a beege, and he got one? Donna had nothing to do with it? Why was she even in the story? You might as well have said, "The pizza delivery guy brought a pizza and then he left." "Her mom called and talked to her for a half-hour. Then they hung up". mikey ya hada been there Mikeyboy was there?  YOU SICK SICK MAN.  leave mikeyboy out of your twisted sex dreams.   Really, Z spoon is right, that is weak or you are easy to please.  My fantasy (regardless of what i have ever said here about some female posters) is a threesome with my wife, her friend sandy and myself living it up Big Love style but with threesomes.   Now there's a real man's fantasy!  Nice work good sir.Harumph!

Don Stugots

12-14-2006, 04:16 PM

spoon wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: zildjian361 wrote: mikeyboy wrote: So the fantasy was for him was to have his wife give him a beege, and he got one? Donna had nothing to do with it? Why was she even in the story? You might as well have said, "The pizza delivery guy brought a pizza and then he left." "Her mom called and talked to her for a half-hour. Then they hung up". mikey ya hada been there Mikeyboy was there? YOU SICK SICK MAN. leave mikeyboy out of your twisted sex dreams.  Really, Z spoon is right, that is weak or you are easy to please. My fantasy (regardless of what i have ever said here about some female posters) is a threesome with my wife, her friend sandy and myself living it up Big Love style but with threesomes. Now there's a real man's fantasy! Nice work good sir.Harumph! thank you.

mikeyboy

12-14-2006, 04:24 PM

Ooooooooooh, Donna<img src="http://www.ritchievalens.net/main/22.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="306" />

FUNKMAN

12-14-2006, 04:30 PM

never mind, that was stupid...

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 12-14-06 @ 8:49 PM

Team_Ramrod

12-14-2006, 04:52 PM

I wouldn't beleive it if I didn't see it for myself.Let me recap for those of you new to this thread.... Mikeyboys bride delivered a pizza to Zildjian and Donna's friend who were watching a porno where Donna was blowing Stugots while Stugots ate a sandwich. Clear?

FezPaul

12-14-2006, 04:53 PM

What kind of sandwich?

Team_Ramrod

12-14-2006, 05:08 PM

It was a hoagie

Bob Impact

12-14-2006, 05:10 PM

A hoagie, or a sub?

Team_Ramrod

12-14-2006, 05:13 PM

No, I'm pretty sure it was a hoagie

Bob Impact

12-14-2006, 05:15 PM

I thought there was a pizza involved, was it a pizza flavored hoagie?Besides, Donna told me it was a brautwurst.

suggums

12-14-2006, 05:16 PM

mikeyboy wrote: So the fantasy was for him was to have his wife give him a beege  <img src="http://www.victoriabaths.org.uk/images/building/beegee.jpg" border="0" width="220" height="220" />???????

FezPaul

12-14-2006, 05:17 PM

Bob Impact wrote: A hoagie, or a sub? Wedge.

Dirtybird12

12-14-2006, 05:18 PM

stugots fucked a television? im lost.

lleeder

12-14-2006, 05:26 PM

The most important thing hear is whats the plot of this movie:<h1 style="margin-top: 29px">Plot Summary for Call Girl Wives (<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/Sections/Years/2005">2005</a>) (TV) </h1>Three young housewives, feeling neglected and abandoned after their spouses go off together on their latest hunting trip, try out at an elite brothel run by the glamorous Madam Brittany for kicks and cash. But what begins as a sexy lark takes on greater consequences, and soon becomes a life-changing experience for the sexy trio -- especially once the dark secret shared by their patronizing, inattentive husbands is revealed. There is much more to the story than at first meets the eye. Played entirely straight, and quite earnestly, by the (mostly adult film) performers, Call Girl Wives is a sly, subversive satire of the entire late-night erotic genre -- often derisively called "Skin-aMax movies." Its dialogue, often hilarious, could not be more sparse, leaving the director, Michael Whiteacre, to tell the tale, and alternately direct and misdirect the viewer, through the use of visuals and a few examples of surprisingly complex sound design. The stylistic techniques and effects (many traceable to films like Sexy Beast (2000) and Bubba Ho-tep (2002)) could not be more simple or sublime, become a veritable character in the story, and serve as counterpoint to the frequently bizarre, off-kilter dialogue -- all of which points to an auteur daring the passive or accidental viewer to pay attention as he perversely deconstructs not just any genre, but the genre LEAST deserving of serious consideration. With every split-screen indulgence and cinematic in-joke, Call Girl Wives proclaims: 1) The guy who made this knows great movies, and, 2) he knows that this isn't one of them -- so enjoy the ridiculous stylistic lengths to which he is going in order to tell such a dumb story. The revelation of the husbands' secret, though hinted at repeatedly, is absolutely hilarious, and the film itself represents both a treatise on female empowerment as well as an obvious love poem to its star, Amanda Auclair. Her character, (eponymous, as are all the women's) emerges from the stale trope of "the sweet, dumb one of the three" and ascends the pedestal of virtuous slut-goddess. Either in proportion to the frame or in underlying import, she dominates every scene in which she appears. Emerging from her desaturated homestead, by the end she has been bathed in golden firelight, late-afternoon's autumnal glow, ethereal moonlight, and more, all of which she absorbs regally. While the constraints of an obviously tight shooting schedule are sometimes apparent in the final film, every frame in which Amanda appears is perfect. A veteran of many an adult movie (as Shyla Stylez), her likeness is well known, but never before has she seemed so majestically beautiful, and so understatedly so. Such, then, is the way of Call Girl Wives: simple means, complexly calculated and applied, toward a beautiful, simple, and unforgettable end.

Team_Ramrod

12-14-2006, 05:29 PM

Bob Impact wrote: I thought there was a pizza involved, was it a pizza flavored hoagie?Besides, Donna told me it was a brautwurst. No, No, No.The only pizza was Mikeyboys wife delivering a pizza, it didn't get eaten.As for the brautwurst, that was Donnas pet name for Stu's hog

Bob Impact

12-14-2006, 05:32 PM

Wait a minute, now there's a pet involved?  That's just fuckin' sick.

Team_Ramrod

12-14-2006, 05:34 PM

You mean the hampster in Zildjains ass?

lleeder

12-14-2006, 05:43 PM

What about when the clown walked in?What was with that?

FezPaul

12-14-2006, 05:51 PM

The juggling clown, or the one riding the unicycle?

lleeder

12-14-2006, 05:56 PM

Wait, uni, he has one testicle?

FUNKMAN

12-14-2006, 07:46 PM

FezPaul wrote: Bob Impact wrote: A hoagie, or a sub? Wedge.Blimpie

A.J.

12-15-2006, 05:00 AM

suggums wrote: mikeyboy wrote: So the fantasy was for him was to have his wife give him a beege   <img src="http://www.victoriabaths.org.uk/images/building/beegee.jpg" border="0" width="220" height="220" />??????? <img src="http://www.mash.czechpark.com/obr/hunnicut.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="150" />

Yerdaddy

01-03-2007, 09:40 AM

The pizza just called. You all have herpes.

IamFogHat

01-03-2007, 09:50 AM

Wait, Stugots killed Funkman for bouncing zildjian361's wife over a pizza flavored tv that they watched a herpes fetish porn on?

DJEvelEd

01-03-2007, 10:02 AM

Sometimes I'll sweat all night and then get a morning blowjob when my balls smell like pizza & hoagies.

reeshy

01-03-2007, 10:04 AM

Wait...it was a sausuage hero????

Friday

01-03-2007, 10:25 AM

gee... its been a long time since my last bl... um.... sandwich....  now I'm stahvin

mendyweiss

01-03-2007, 11:16 AM

I would like to eat pizza on a friday

Don Stugots

01-03-2007, 01:38 PM

Friday wrote: gee... its been a long time since my last bl... um.... sandwich.... now I'm stahvin  so am i

OGC

01-03-2007, 02:42 PM

mendyweiss wrote: I would like to eat pizza on a friday I would like to eat pizza off a Friday

Bob Impact

01-03-2007, 07:20 PM

I'm so happy this thread is back.

Yerdaddy

01-04-2007, 06:47 AM

Bob Impact has pizza back. Ew!

IrishAlkey

01-04-2007, 06:50 AM

MY HAIR CAN FLY!

FUNKMAN

01-04-2007, 06:52 AM

Bob Impact wrote: I'm so happy this thread is back. yeah it came and went

reeshy

01-04-2007, 07:04 AM

yeah it came yea...it's dripping off my chin!!!!!

DJEvelEd

01-04-2007, 08:52 AM

My teeth itch for cheeze.