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lleeder
12-13-2006, 04:08 PM
Ronnie said today he didn't know anything that the peanut was good for besides peanutbutter. So what are some more peanut uses?
reeshy
12-13-2006, 04:10 PM
Using a peanut as a plug when you have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNKMAN
12-13-2006, 04:17 PM
definitely enhances a caramel apple
sailor
12-13-2006, 04:18 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Using a peanut as a plug when you have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p> <font size="2">and you wonder why reilly calls you a homo?</font></p><p> </p><p><font size="2">peanuts are great for building up your thirst at bars.</font> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bronxmarc on 12-13-06 @ 8:19 PM</span>
PapaBear
12-13-2006, 05:06 PM
Brittle would be lame without the peanuts.
sailor
12-13-2006, 05:20 PM
<font size="2">they're great on top of the mcdonald's sundaes, even if the one near me doesn't have caramel anymore. :(<br /></font>
Andomray
12-13-2006, 05:27 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Using a peanut as a plug when you have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p> Pea(nut) in my butt.</p>
torker
12-13-2006, 07:41 PM
<p>The Inventor of the Peanut:</p><p><img src="http://www.incwell.com/Biographies/Carver,GeorgeWashington.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" /></p><p>WWGWCD?</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 12-13-06 @ 11:42 PM</span>
PapaBear
12-13-2006, 07:45 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The Inventor of the Peanut:</p><p><img src="http://www.incwell.com/Biographies/Carver,GeorgeWashington.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" /></p><p>WWGWCD?</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by torker on 12-13-06 @ 11:42 PM</span> <p>It drives me "nuts" when people say he invented the peanut. He came up with USES for the peanut! Anyone who says otherwise, is pulling your legume.</p>
torker
12-13-2006, 07:57 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The Inventor of the Peanut:</p><p><img src="http://www.incwell.com/Biographies/Carver,GeorgeWashington.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" /></p><p>WWGWCD?</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by torker on 12-13-06 @ 11:42 PM</span> <p>It drives me "nuts" when people say he invented the peanut. He came up with USES for the peanut! Anyone who says otherwise, is pulling your legume.</p><p>Still trying to keep the black man down.</p><p> <img src="http://www.goldenweb.it/software/immagini/icone/cartoons/peanuts/Franklin1.gif" border="0" width="32" height="32" /></p>
PapaBear
12-13-2006, 07:58 PM
He was black?
burrben
12-13-2006, 08:22 PM
murder
mikeyboy
12-13-2006, 08:34 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The Inventor of the Peanut:</p><p><img src="http://www.incwell.com/Biographies/Carver,GeorgeWashington.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="240" /></p><p>WWGWCD?</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by torker on 12-13-06 @ 11:42 PM</span> <p>It drives me "nuts" when people say he invented the peanut. He came up with USES for the peanut! Anyone who says otherwise, is pulling your legume.</p><p>Still trying to keep the black man down.</p><p> <img src="http://www.goldenweb.it/software/immagini/icone/cartoons/peanuts/Franklin1.gif" border="0" width="32" height="32" /></p><p>I happen to know for a fact that Franklin was a white cartoon character in blackface.</p>
Mike Teacher
12-13-2006, 09:31 PM
<p>helps make ESD a dog Lover.</p><p>helps make smooth peanut butter chunky.</p><p>keeps allergic kids away.</p><p>gives people something to distarct them from the fact that they're in a tube six miles up going 600mph.</p><p>gives jelly a reason to live.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 12-14-06 @ 1:32 AM</span>
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Using a peanut as a plug when you have diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <p>No....they are good to shove up your nostrils......</p>
Fezticle98
12-13-2006, 11:26 PM
<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">they're great on top of the mcdonald's sundaes, even if the one near me doesn't have caramel anymore. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" /> <br /></font><p>Yeah, that blows. Caramel or nothing!</p><p>Peanut = subsitute phonograph needle</p>
<p>Didn't any of you listen to Dr. Shabazz K. Morton's "Black History Moment"?</p><p><img src="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/pics/84iminute.jpg" border="0" width="151" height="113" /></p>
reillyluck
12-14-2006, 05:33 AM
can be used as a weapon if you know someone is allergic to them.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" width="25" height="23" />
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Didn't any of you listen to Dr. Shabazz K. Morton's "Black History Moment"?</p><p><img src="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/pics/84iminute.jpg" border="0" width="151" height="113" /></p><p>"Stop laughing before y'all make me smile!"</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by crb1 on 12-14-06 @ 9:37 AM</span>
Freakshow
12-14-2006, 05:43 AM
<strong>crb1</strong> wrote:<br><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Didn't any of you listen to Dr. Shabazz K. Morton's "Black History Moment"?</p><p><img src="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/pics/84iminute.jpg" border="0" width="151" height="113" /></p><p>"Stop laughing before y'all make me smile!"</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by crb1 on 12-14-06 @ 9:37 AM</span><p></p>
My peanut phonograph player works great.
Crippler
12-14-2006, 05:51 AM
<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Didn't any of you listen to Dr. Shabazz K. Morton's "Black History Moment"?</p><p><img src="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/pics/84iminute.jpg" border="0" width="151" height="113" /></p><p>My peanut phonograph player works great. </p><p>LIAR!! </p><p>We all know that while Dr Carver's dinner guests, Edward "Skippy" Williamson & Frederick "Jif" Armstrong reaped untold fortunes from the peanutbutter recipe they stole...Dr. Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut!</p>
JamMaster
12-14-2006, 08:26 AM
<p>Peanut Butter + Dog </p><p>You do the math</p>
boeman
12-14-2006, 09:02 AM
keep ronfez.net board members accupied for literaly minutes.
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