Wierdest Piss

[lleeder]

Wheres the wierdest place you've pissed? Mine would be in the middle of a 4 lane road (it was like 5am though) and in a packed bar while ordering a drink (don't worry that was when I was out of control).

[Marc with a c]

<p>in your butt</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i win</p>

[SatCam]

storm drain, pond/stream, metro north train

[Bossanova]

Once I took a wrong door that I thought was the bathroom and it turned out being the exit of the bar.&nbsp; So I pissed in the alley, only to end up peeing on an unmarked cop car.&nbsp; Bad ending

[cougarjake13]

not a weird place per se but i pissed out of my friends car window as he was driving

[outlawfrank]

new years eve somewhere near times square, few blocks away, 2002 cops everywhere, pissed in the doorway of some store.&nbsp; Just watched the stream drift across the sidewalk into the street.&nbsp; I was nervous.&nbsp; I also pissed in the crowd of a White Stripes show at the Gold Dollar.&nbsp; Back in the day when they used to play small clubs.

[Tall_James]

<p>While taking a shower after high school football practice, I peed on the guys leg next to me to see how long it would take him to notice.&nbsp;</p><p>He didn't until I pointed it out to him while I was peeing on him.&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tall_James on 12-12-06 @ 8:49 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<p>i have a few:</p><p>a mailbox (1 us postal and 1 residential)</p><p>the door handles of a nice looking office building right after leaving the karaoke bar saturday, on Canal street</p><p>a drunk in Vegas new years eve 2001&nbsp;</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i have a few:</p><p>a mailbox (1 us postal and 1 residential)</p><p>the door handles of a nice looking office building right after leaving the karaoke bar saturday, on Canal street</p><p>a drunk in Vegas new years eve 2001&nbsp;</p><p>On a drunk or when you were drunk?</p>

[empulse]

<p>One time when skateboarding in a downtown area I went down a side street to pee.&nbsp; I noticed a nook that had a window there but I didn't see anything inside so figured <em>Why not?</em>&nbsp; As I was about to zip up a Police officer tapped me on the shoulder and told me the people in the restaurant sitting at the table below that window didn't appreciate me peeing in their direction.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i have a few:</p><p>a mailbox (1 us postal and 1 residential)</p><p>the door handles of a nice looking office building right after leaving the karaoke bar saturday, on Canal street</p><p>a drunk in Vegas new years eve 2001 </p><p>On a drunk or when you were drunk?</p><p> sorry, on a drunk, and i was drunk too. &nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 12-12-06 @ 8:56 PM</span>

[lintpit]

<font size="2">At Mardi Gras I pissed in my suitcase.</font>

[sr71blackbird]

Between two train cars.&nbsp;

[lleeder]

In a pint glass and gave it to a guy and told him I bought him a beer. He drank some and said &quot; Hey is this piss?&quot;

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>when i was 17 or 18 years old, i used to get really drunk at parties and pee in strange places while in some kind of a zombie-black-out state.&nbsp; i pissed all over one friends kitchen floor right in front of him.&nbsp; i pissed all over a guys curtains right in front of him.&nbsp; i pissed in a bowling ball bag in a front hall closet in front of about 15 people at a keg party, and finally pissed all over the foot of my brother's bed while he and his wife were laying in it awake.&nbsp; it never happened again after that one.&nbsp; everytime though i would like &quot;come to&quot; while someone was shaking me and yelling, &quot;what the fuck!&quot;&nbsp; this was&nbsp;very odd.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a couple years ago i pissed in a gatorade bottle while driving home in heavy traffic and forgot to through it out, just capped it up and put it on the floor, few days later i was cleaning the car and when i grabbed the bottle to throw it away, it popped open and spilled all over the passanger floor mats. :(</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>so glad to relive those memories...</p>

[Gaia]

<p>I have three wierd piss stories. None of them are outlandish, but unusual for ME. </p><p>In October when a friend and I saw Tool, we couldnt get back in the house to pee after the show....I had waaaayyyyyy too much beer and had to go, I went into my friends backyard, pulled my pantalones down and proceeded to &quot;aaaahhhhhhhh&quot; for the next 45 to 50 seconds...</p><p>On the way back from the strip club&nbsp; crawl on the side of some busy highway, to this day I still dont know where that was. </p><p>We took the Harley out for a ride one day..... I&nbsp;had no expectations of doing anything that night except for enjoying&nbsp;a nice ride,&nbsp;Turns out he brought me to this nice little french&nbsp;type restaurant that was located right on the water.&nbsp;We had a great dinner, and after we left I felt VERY tipsy. We went for a walk on the beach, then I&nbsp;realized I needed to tinkle, the public bathrooms werent open!!!!!!&nbsp; I then&nbsp;proceeded to&nbsp;bully my way&nbsp;through a really overgrown marshy area to piss, I then pissed on one of my boots. I wasnt happy. &nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

<p>OH MY GOD!!! I read all the responses AFTER I posted....................</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you people&nbsp;are a bunch of fucking <font size="6">SAVAGES.</font></p><p><font size="6"></font></p><p><font size="1">ps.....Im laughing so hard my eyes are tearing.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 12-12-06 @ 9:08 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>OH MY GOD!!! I read all the responses AFTER I posted....................</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you people are a bunch of fucking <font size="6">SAVAGES.</font></p><p><font size="6"></font></p><p><font size="1">ps.....Im laughing so hard my eyes are tearing.</font></p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Gaia on 12-12-06 @ 9:08 PM</span><p>&nbsp;i try as hard as i can baby doll.</p>

[led37zep]

<p>On my friends wall which ran directly into his cats food dish.&nbsp;</p><p>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand&nbsp;</p><p>Back in college I used to piss out my 3rd story window onto the lawn instead of walking out to the bathroom. </p>

[empulse]

I have to admit, the first time i was walking with a girl and she said <em>&quot;hold on..&quot;</em>&nbsp; hiked up her skirt and pissed....&nbsp;&nbsp; wow.&nbsp; i didn't know it was possible and a fetish was born.&nbsp; and yes alcohol was involved.

[Tall_James]

<strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Back in college I used to piss out my 3rd story window onto the lawn instead of walking out to the bathroom. </p><p>As did I.</p>

[Bunny™]

<p>Empty Snapple bottles in the car are always handy.</p>

[torker]

A doctor's face.

[Tall_James]

<p>Also on the side of temple ruins in Guatamala.&nbsp; Tikal specifically.</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<p>Marc with a c wins hands down.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh and I hate asparagus pee.&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

a couple years ago i pissed in a gatorade bottle while driving home in heavy traffic and forgot to through it out, just capped it up and put it on the floor, few days later i was cleaning the car and when i grabbed the bottle to throw it away, it popped open and spilled all over the passanger floor mats.

be thankful you didn't mistakingly drink it

[polack]

Gatorade bottles are a great invention. I fill two of those up a week just cause I don't want to get out of my processor. My brother used to sleep walk and would piss in the cat litter box.

[Wormwood]

<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/dfaz11779/sp-arch-galway.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="350" /></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;Built in 1584.</font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="4">U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!!!</font></p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by betidont on 12-12-06 @ 11:05 PM</span>

[Team_Ramrod]

I used to piss right off my front steps. But one time I was on a roady and just finished a litre of cola and had to take a piss, I filled that bottle so fast I had to squeeze off before I overflowed the fucker. I grabbed my wifes half full litre of cola and finished off&nbsp;in there.

[Gaia]

<p>hahahahahaha,.....................&quot;litre&quot;.......ha hahahaha!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>What's wrong with litre? It's a unit of measurement...Not as big as a gallon but it works.</p><p>Which reminds me... One time after a hockey game someone pissed in a guys 550ml bottle of pert plus, when the guy found out he chucked it at the culprit. Unfortunately I was next to him and I got piss shrapnel all over me.... I had a tiny bit go into my mouth and to this day I'm scared to ask my chick to pee on my face.</p>

[TooCute]

In front of a fancy chmancy house in easthampton. I was on my way to a
bridal shower and I just couldn't hold it!!!

But a pretty good one was today at the charmin bathroom in times square.
Catchy jingle, super clean, just a weird, fun experience. Plus I got to pee!

[suggums]

Homegrown Fantasy coffeeshop in Amsterdam.&nbsp; First I smoked a lot, had a smoothie, then went and pissed in their bathroom which has a black light somehow installed *in* the toilet bowl, so it looks like your piss is some sort of laser lightsaber

[Tazz]

<p><img src="http://www.ilovelanguages.com/Wallpaper/papers/fountain.jpg " border="0" width="500" height="300" /></p><p>Not near it, in it. </p> <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tazz on 12-13-06 @ 1:30 PM</span>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>led37zep</strong> wrote:<br /><br /> <p>Back in college I used to piss out my 3rd story window onto the lawn instead of walking out to the bathroom. </p><p>I would do this to, except sometimes I would walk to the bathroom and piss out of the bathroom window.</p><p>When it was cold out, I would use an empty 40 instead of walking to the bathroom</p><p>I pissed in an alley during Mardi Gras, this was very scary since I had heard this would land you in jail until after Mardi Gras was over</p><p>I can not count the number of times I've used and empty bottle on a road trip.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cupcakelove on 12-13-06 @ 8:54 AM</span>