View Full Version : World's oldest person dies at 116
HeyGuy
12-12-2006, 03:23 AM
<p>Would you even want to luve that long? Read the article, its not long at all. the last sentence taks about all her grand children. Holy shit she had great- great- great- great- grandchildren. How could that be?</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061211/ap_on_re_us/obit_oldest_person">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061211/ap_on_re_us/obit_oldest_person</a></p><p> </p>
<p>Holy shit she had great- great- great- great- grandchildren. How could that be?</p><p>Babies having babies.</p>
MadMatt
12-12-2006, 04:48 AM
<p>I thought the oldest living person was in China and is the same age or older. However, I also seem to remember there were some issues regarding proof of birth (birth certificate, birth records, etc.). </p><p>Maybe Mrs. Bolden was the oldest <em>documented</em> person in the world. </p><p>Either way, good for her. I hope Elizabeth Bolden had a wonderful life.</p><p> </p>
boeman
12-12-2006, 04:59 AM
Wouldn't that make her the <em>former</em> oldest person in the world?
<p> </p><p> </p><p>Congratulations to the new record holder, Mrs. Whatley!</p><p><font color="#ffffff">I mean Fez.</font></p>
PapaBear
12-12-2006, 06:05 AM
I just goes to show ya... You never know. You could go at any time.
KennethC
12-12-2006, 06:30 AM
I didn't even know she was sick.
mendyweiss
12-12-2006, 06:33 AM
What do you think that snatch looked like ? !!
Crippler
12-12-2006, 08:01 AM
<p>Would you even want to live that long?</p><p>At this point I would be happy with about half that.</p>
Tall_James
12-12-2006, 08:08 AM
Just for reference, the year she was born Idaho was admitted as the 43rd US state. This ended the "Potato War" of 1887-90 in which settlers would try to kill Indians by throwing potatoes at them. The Indians retaliated with arrows, causing much bloodshed.
ralphbxny
12-12-2006, 08:08 AM
They had this story written for 15 years. They just update the date.
Mike Teacher
12-12-2006, 10:32 AM
<p>Lived in three centuries: 19th, 20th, and 21st Century... </p><p>...Schizoid, Man.</p>
<p>Congratulations reeshy!!!!!!</p><p>Now you're number 1 !!!!!!!! </p>
johnniewalker
12-12-2006, 12:46 PM
<strong>Campo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Would you even want to luve that long? Read the article, its not long at all. the last sentence taks about all her grand children. Holy shit she had great- great- great- great- grandchildren. How could that be?</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061211/ap_on_re_us/obit_oldest_person">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061211/ap_on_re_us/obit_oldest_person</a></p><p> </p><p> My grandma took me to see my great-great-great grandma when I was little. She was quite nice, but I don't think she got my name right once. </p>
reeshy
12-12-2006, 01:04 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Congratulations reeshy!!!!!!</p><p>Now you're number 1 !!!!!!!! </p><p>are you really sure?????????</p>
Don Stugots
12-12-2006, 01:26 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Congratulations reeshy!!!!!!</p><p>Now you're number 1 !!!!!!!! </p><p>are you really sure?????????</p><p> pappy, do you get the trophy now or when you finally die?</p>
torker
12-12-2006, 01:27 PM
<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />What do you think that snatch looked like ? !! <p>It had to look better than it smelled.</p>
boeman
12-12-2006, 02:22 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />What do you think that snatch looked like ? !! <p>It had to look better than it smelled.</p><p>I'm fuckin' starvin'</p>
outlawfrank
12-12-2006, 03:30 PM
<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />What do you think that snatch looked like ? !! <p>Like a bomb went off, I'd still hit it.</p>
lleeder
12-12-2006, 03:34 PM
<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />What do you think that snatch looked like ? !! <p><img src="http://www.disp.duke.edu/~johnb/personal/Chorale/Tour2004/John/150%20John%20feasting%20on%20roast%20beef.jpg" border="0" width="414" height="552" /></p>
cougarjake13
12-12-2006, 03:36 PM
<strong>outlawfrank</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />What do you think that snatch looked like ? !! <p>Like a bomb went off, I'd still hit it.</p><p>speaking of that when do you think the last time was for her ??? in her 70's, 80's ????</p>
lintpit
12-12-2006, 03:38 PM
<font size="2">I wonder if she worried if she was too fat,thin, short,tall,...?</font>
cougarjake13
12-12-2006, 03:38 PM
<strong>lintpit</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">I wonder if she worried if she was too fat,thin, short,tall,...?</font> <p> too old ???</p>
torker
12-12-2006, 03:46 PM
<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />What do you think that snatch looked like ? !! <p><img src="http://www.fieldmuseum.org/exhibits/exhibit_sites/ttt/images/cd1_20b.jpg" border="0" width="219" height="263" /></p>
Bunny™
12-12-2006, 04:39 PM
Her box was sealed up back when Truman dropped the bomb.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tools on 12-12-06 @ 8:41 PM</span>
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