I finally got some...

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Excitment that is.</p><p>Last night my wife and I got home and put the kids in bed at around 8:00. At about 8:15 my doorbell was ringing of the hook. My wife, in her bra and panties, asked me to get the door. I opened the door and seen nothing. &quot;little pricks&quot; I thought to myself &quot;fuckin play knock knock ginger with me&quot;....</p><p>All of a sudden this stunning blonde jumps out of nowhere onto my front steps, my first thought was &quot;oh my, Crystal you shouldn't have&quot; I thought maybe my wife had hooked up a young gal for a hummer or something because today is my birthday. Well no, it turns out her car was on fire right in front of my house!</p><p>She says to me &quot;can you help me? My car is on fire&quot; I replied &quot; Why yes it is&quot;.... &quot;Have you called 911 yet?&quot; I ask. &quot;No I only called my friend to let him know my car was on fire&quot; She excitingly replied. I says to her, I says &quot;Okay, call 911 and tell them you have a car on fire in a residential area&quot;.</p><p>In about 5 minutes the Fire Dept. was here hosing this mother fucker down...</p><p>My wife was in awe that there was this 'action' going on right in front of our house... I was pissed cause this chick wasn't rapping at my door to suck on my dick.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>None the less, Some excitement.&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>&quot;knock knock ginger?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy birthday bro.&nbsp;</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;knock knock ginger?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy birthday bro.&nbsp;</p><p>nicky nicky 9 doors?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-11-06 @ 9:44 PM</span>

[torker]

Hosers.

[OGC]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Excitment that is.</p><p>Last night my wife and I got home and put the kids in bed at around 8:00. At about 8:15 my doorbell was ringing of the hook. My wife, in her bra and panties, asked me to get the door. I opened the door and seen nothing. &quot;little pricks&quot; I thought to myself &quot;fuckin play knock knock ginger with me&quot;....</p><p>All of a sudden this stunning blonde jumps out of nowhere onto my front steps, my first thought was &quot;oh my, Crystal you shouldn't have&quot; I thought maybe my wife had hooked up a young gal for a hummer or something because today is my birthday. Well no, it turns out her car was on fire right in front of my house!</p><p>She says to me &quot;can you help me? My car is on fire&quot; I replied &quot; Why yes it is&quot;.... &quot;Have you called 911 yet?&quot; I ask. &quot;No I only called my friend to let him know my car was on fire&quot; She excitingly replied. I says to her, I says &quot;Okay, call 911 and tell them you have a car on fire in a residential area&quot;.</p><p>In about 5 minutes the Fire Dept. was here hosing this mother fucker down...</p><p>My wife was in awe that there was this 'action' going on right in front of our house... I was pissed cause this chick wasn't rapping at my door to suck on my dick.</p><p>None the less, Some excitement.&nbsp;</p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">A very similar thing happened to me last night. I didn't get a blow job either.</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;knock knock ginger?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy birthday bro. </p><p>nicky nicky 9 doors?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks.</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-11-06 @ 9:44 PM</span><p>&nbsp;ring and tun? </p>

[fohat]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;knock knock ginger?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy birthday bro. </p><p>nicky nicky 9 doors?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thanks.</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-11-06 @ 9:44 PM</span><p> ring and tun? </p><p>&nbsp;Ding-Dong Ditch?</p>

[ralphbxny]

Ring and run was my style....and I didnt get a bj either. My car has burned up in front of someones house tho. Freakin catalytic converter.

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>Yeah, I don't know. Where I grew up it was a lakeshore community so playing was essentially an ass whoopin invitation. Everyone knew who the shitty kids in the area were.</p><p>Would Ding and Dash work?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I still didn't get a BJ. I am in the midst of a B-day humping though. Kids are in bed so the wifey thought it was a good time to give me 'undesireable position' sex. She did straddle me though, the old pornstar crouch above the guy.....</p><p>It's a no go. She went to the store to get a Christmas present, I decided to Jump on here, go take a shit and then pound away when she gets home..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well, off to shit Buddays.</p>

[empulse]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>In about 5 minutes the Fire Dept. was here hosing this mother fucker down...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why'd they hose the poor girl down? Just for some ring an run? geesh no wonder you don't get blow jobs.</p>