Let's Write a Poem

[Captain Rooster]

<p>C'mon now...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Poetry by Ronfez.net</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>By the lonely knoll I wander.</strong>&nbsp;</p>

[lleeder]

All my money I did squander.

[reillyluck]

on a whore with one leg,

[Keotok]

and a half empty keg.

[Captain Rooster]

The whore made me sit up and beg

[lleeder]

<p>but I wanted to lick her peg</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lleeder on 12-11-06 @ 5:18 PM</span>

[Furtherman]

That left me only nature to ponder.

[jetdog]

so onward I did wander<br />

[reillyluck]

Time seems so still,

[ralphbxny]

So I drank a beer and popped a few pills

[feralBoy]

this poem makes me ill

[Keotok]

I fell asleep on the lonely knoll,

[feralBoy]

With my finger in my hole

[reillyluck]

to be awoken by a&nbsp; horny troll

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 12-11-06 @ 5:25 PM</span>

[Fezticle98]

The sun above was orange

[IamFogHat]

who was for sure a tranny

[reillyluck]

who like to softly tap his fanny

[Captain Rooster]

A plague on both your houses! Oh, Orange SUN!

[ralphbxny]

I told him have the common decency to tuck your dick between your buns!

[reillyluck]

For Orange is the color of Happiness and you sir shalt not forsee

[ralphbxny]

<p>I once donkey punched a tranny while sitting in a tree</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[lleeder]

<p>right in his or her wee wee</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000080">An <font color="#ff6600">orange ball of failure</font> who goes by Bill-eee...</font></strong>

[ralphbxny]

I was warned by my friend&nbsp; lil jimmy....&nbsp;

[lleeder]

Only is on th show now to album shillee

[ralphbxny]

Dont forget to see lil jimmy new years eve in atlantic city!

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">If you don't, it shall be a pity.</font></em></strong>

[Sheeplovr]

<font size="-1">And Ass to Ass is holy Palmers kiss<br /> </font>

[Earlshog]

I once had a gun with my finger on the trigger...

[Captain Rooster]

&nbsp;... and Dick to Dick makes Holy Palmer's sick

[reeshy]

So with my dick I did a trick...

[lleeder]

you might say I have a magic prick

[Earlshog]

and when I rough him up he tends to get sick...

[Landblast]

spewing forth a cream that is thick

[reillyluck]

and nobody likes a sick prick!

[MONICA5579]

<p>He swallowed the thick cream and I watched it go down....</p>

[Ritalin]

He gagged and he choked and he almost drowned

[reeshy]

All I could do was give him a frown...

[Febreeze]

and everyone knows that he's really an ass clown

[ralphbxny]

I screamed to him as he lay on the ground...

[Captain Rooster]

He and Frosty are coming to town

[ChrisTheCop]

and coming and coming and coming to town.

[cougarjake13]

then flipped her over to see the eye thats brown

[FUNKMAN]

because his grandma got run over by a john deere

[Captain Rooster]

Yet I stop, oh dear, and leer

[ralphbxny]

But id never shed a tear

[led37zep]

Nor Harm another queer

[keithy_19]

Out of my biggoted fear.

[reeshy]

I will shed a bitter tear...

[Furtherman]

To cry out!&nbsp; On a night!&nbsp; So clear!

[reeshy]

<p>And order a bagel with a schmear....</p>

[Gaia]

As I ordered my snack and looked on in fear.......

[Furtherman]

From what between the slices of bread did appear...

[EffMeBoobs]

A little baby did...with a glorious fur coat.

[lintpit]

<em><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">A&nbsp;fair coat made from a goat that I smote</font></em>

[lleeder]

I said &quot;ah fuck it all&quot; and took a bite

[outlawfrank]

<p>blood spilled all over and I saw a light</p>

[reeshy]

Then Johnny Wadd jumped out and said, &quot;Let's fight&quot;!!!!!

[lleeder]

I said &quot;Fuck that shit this could last all night&quot;

[lintpit]

<font size="2">and fight we did til' mornings first light</font>

[EffMeBoobs]

You rolled and groped with all your might.

[lleeder]

I kicked at the balls but no reaction

[EffMeBoobs]

all of the sudden he got satisfaction

[lintpit]

<font size="2">He was determined to get some mattress action</font>

[lleeder]

So he pulled out his favorite lube

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">And ever so slowly squeezed the tube</font></strong>

[Captain Rooster]

My guess, this was going past mere attraction

[ralphbxny]

and by the size of his prick I was going to take a thrashing!

[lleeder]

So I started to run and went for the door...

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">But my foot got stuck in the huge twat of that whore.</font></strong>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I twisted my ankle and now the fucker's sore</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-14-06 @ 9:38 PM</span>

[lleeder]

Then Eastside walked in and said &quot;Shoot that shit to the sky&quot;

[lleeder]

<p>I didn't understand why?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lleeder on 12-14-06 @ 9:41 PM</span>

[lintpit]

<font size="2">Perhaps he'll die...</font>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">When the cowbells fly.</font></strong>

[lleeder]

And hit his red bloodshot eye

[Team_Ramrod]

Not so much bloodshot as it is a stye

[reeshy]

So to make up, I gave him a pie...

[Dirtybird12]

full of cherries and cream

[reeshy]

He ate it and fell into a troubled dream

[lintpit]

A DREAM OF pRINCE SINGING A SONG ABOUT CREAM, A SONG THAT MADE HIM HYSTERICALLY SCREAM.

[lintpit]

<p>I'm thinking that this thread has come to an end,</p><p>but a double post in Jan. could give it life once again.</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

he licks my scabs all red
thats why i let him in bed
my chihuahua.



(and then i fucked it.)

[Crispy123]

thirst has come to my throat
desire has left me a note
go to wawa

[DarkHippie]

thirst has come to my throat
desire has left me a note
go to wawa...

...Though i ought nadda
i'm craving something sweet,
tasty like man meat...