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DarkHippie
12-10-2006, 05:38 PM
<p>I have no idea why, but whenever I do dishes I get an erection.&nbsp; I don't know if its the water, or the sounds or what, but it always happens.</p><p>Anyone else, or does anyone else get hard doing something normal?</p>

reillyluck
12-10-2006, 05:41 PM
has that eye healed yet?

Don Stugots
12-10-2006, 05:41 PM
pervert

DarkHippie
12-10-2006, 05:45 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />has that eye healed yet? <p>Mostly.&nbsp; I lost a little sight and thats probably permanent.</p>

Ritalin
12-10-2006, 05:46 PM
try sticking it in the garbage disposal. Just for laughs.

Fallon
12-10-2006, 05:50 PM
<p>Hot.</p><p><img src="http://www.marmotte.net/thias/200108-friends/0374.jpg" border="0" width="413" height="550" />&nbsp;</p>

Bulldogcakes
12-10-2006, 05:52 PM
<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have no idea why, but whenever I do dishes I get an erection. I don't know if its the water, or the sounds or what, but it always happens.</p><p>Anyone else, or does anyone else get hard doing something normal?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/graphics/2005/09/05/hstufoo05sink.jpg" title="NSF DARKHIPPIE">NSF DARKHIPPIE</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

DarkHippie
12-10-2006, 05:55 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have no idea why, but whenever I do dishes I get an erection. I don't know if its the water, or the sounds or what, but it always happens.</p><p>Anyone else, or does anyone else get hard doing something normal?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/graphics/2005/09/05/hstufoo05sink.jpg" title="NSF DARKHIPPIE">NSF DARKHIPPIE</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah, but I hate doing dishes!&nbsp; Its such a bittersweet hard on</p>

sr71blackbird
12-10-2006, 06:00 PM
Soap is such a slut <img src="http://www.agiftfornoreason.com/ProductImages/mainstreet/MSBSslut100.jpg" border="0" width="105" height="73" />

FezPaul
12-10-2006, 06:00 PM
<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br />try sticking it in the garbage disposal. Just for laughs. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">ynos77 made you a regulation size sig pic</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/48408/currentpage/45/page/Avatar_and_Sig_Pic_Testing_Thread.htm#bottom">Here.</a>&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" width="26" height="18" /></font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 12-10-06 @ 10:01 PM</span>

Fezticle98
12-10-2006, 06:16 PM
<p>I just go straight to the dishwasher. Sure, it costs a little more, but it's easy. That dirty whore.</p>

Tall_James
12-10-2006, 06:35 PM
<p>This guy got fired from the elementary school for the same reason.</p><p><img src="http://www.deepwoodindustries.com/images/Dishwasher.jpg" border="0" width="494" height="355" /></p>

Team_Ramrod
12-10-2006, 06:37 PM
<p>I've never got hard from doing dishes but my wife says I get hard when the wind blows.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Whatever that means</p>

MellySmelly
12-10-2006, 06:39 PM
Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard.

TheMojoPin
12-10-2006, 07:37 PM
<p>I only have one thing to say:</p><p><font size="7">PURPLE.</font></p><p><font size="7">MONKEY.</font></p><p><font size="7">DISHWASHER.</font></p>

Tall_James
12-10-2006, 07:38 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I only have one thing to say:</p><p><font size="7">PURPLE.</font></p><p><font size="7">MONKEY.</font></p><p><font size="7">DISHWASHER.</font></p><p>I think you meant Purple Helmet Dishwasher</p>

FUNKMAN
12-10-2006, 07:40 PM
it's because you're rubbing your dink against the sink,,,,, i think

PapaBear
12-10-2006, 07:52 PM
<p> Its such a bittersweet hard on</p><p>You must be very flexible.</p>

Tall_James
12-10-2006, 07:55 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Its such a bittersweet hard on <p>You must be very flexible.</p><p>No, he's fucking baking chocolate.</p>

FUNKMAN
12-10-2006, 07:56 PM
get the right size glass, soap it up and go to town my friend

led37zep
12-10-2006, 09:57 PM
<p>http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Dawn-Concentrated-Dish-Liquid-Orang.jpg<br />Little porn for ya DH, enjoy brotha. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dawn Soap, not to be confused with Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister.&nbsp;</p>

Gvac
12-11-2006, 02:38 AM
<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard.<p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

reeshy
12-11-2006, 02:40 AM
I mop a mean kitchen floor....that's better than Viagra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OGC
12-11-2006, 02:44 AM
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Come on over DarkHippie. I've got a sinkful of boners for you.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3" color="#ffffff" style="background-color: #ffffff">.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Actually I just put the dishes right in the dishwasher too. It leaves me more time for jackin'.</font></p>

PapaBear
12-11-2006, 03:37 AM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard. <p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>That's&nbsp;nothing. I do all that, AND cook and put the cap back on the toothpaste.</p>

FUNKMAN
12-11-2006, 05:58 AM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard. <p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>That's&nbsp;nothing. I do all that, AND cook and put the cap back on the toothpaste.</p><p>got all that covered&nbsp;AND put the toilet seat down </p>

hunnerbun
12-11-2006, 06:28 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard. <p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. </p><p>That's nothing. I do all that, AND cook and put the cap back on the toothpaste.</p><p>got all that covered AND put the toilet seat down </p><p>&nbsp;STOP...STOP...you're killin' me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Do you guys give classes?&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
12-11-2006, 06:31 AM
<strong>hunnerbun</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard. <p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. </p><p>That's nothing. I do all that, AND cook and put the cap back on the toothpaste.</p><p>got all that covered AND put the toilet seat down </p><p>&nbsp;STOP...STOP...you're killin' me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Do you guys give classes?&nbsp;</p><p>yes and we wear only aprons where you can see our firm buttocks...</p>

Keotok
12-11-2006, 06:35 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard. <p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. </p><p>That's nothing. I do all that, AND cook and put the cap back on the toothpaste.</p><p>got all that covered AND put the toilet seat down </p>That's all fine and good, but do you make the bed?&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
12-11-2006, 06:37 AM
<strong>Keotok</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard. <p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. </p><p>That's nothing. I do all that, AND cook and put the cap back on the toothpaste.</p><p>got all that covered AND put the toilet seat down </p>That's all fine and good, but do you make the bed?&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>can make&nbsp;it, shake it, and break it, for as long as you gals can take it&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" width="46" height="20" /><p>&nbsp;</p>

ralphbxny
12-11-2006, 07:32 AM
<p>TMI! TMI!</p>

MellySmelly
12-11-2006, 07:54 AM
<p>After reading all of that, I'm going to have to go change my wet panties.</p><p>(and this time they aren't wet from sheepy peeing in my butt)</p>

reillyluck
12-11-2006, 07:56 AM
wow! melly posted!!!

FUNKMAN
12-11-2006, 08:02 AM
<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br /><p>After reading all of that, I'm going to have to go change my wet panties.</p><p>(and this time they aren't wet from sheepy peeing in my butt)</p><p>i'll spray some shout on that</p>

MellySmelly
12-11-2006, 08:02 AM
I'm only posting because there is finally a woman in charge around here.

OGC
12-11-2006, 08:17 AM
<strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />I'm only posting because there is finally a woman in charge around here. <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Make sure you inform Alice S. Fuzzybutt about this.</font></p>

MellySmelly
12-11-2006, 08:19 AM
<p>another woman.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

PapaBear
12-11-2006, 09:15 AM
<strong>Keotok</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MellySmelly</strong> wrote:<br />Just thinking about a man actually washing dishes makes my nipples hard. <p>Hold onto your seat and get a load of this, sister - I do laundry too. </p><p>That's nothing. I do all that, AND cook and put the cap back on the toothpaste.</p><p>got all that covered AND put the toilet seat down </p>That's all fine and good, but do you make the bed?&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I rarely make the bed, but I make up for it by doing the laundry (fold it, too). I'm my own wife.</p>

torker
12-11-2006, 11:41 AM
<p>You're soaking in it.</p><p><img src="http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs10/madge2.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="113" /></p><p>ewww</p>