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reeshy

12-09-2006, 04:52 PM

How big is your cock??I know i'm going to hearsom outragous things on ths board ......but be really honest!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sporting a healthy 7 &1/4 inches when aroused...when he's resting...who knows and who cares!!!! Tell the truth now!!!!!!

Gvac

12-09-2006, 04:53 PM

Gayest thread ever.  Even for reeshy.

Andomray

12-09-2006, 04:54 PM

3 inches.ÿ But a large, healthy set of balls.

reeshy

12-09-2006, 04:54 PM

C'mon now GVAC,,,don't be embarrsed...fess up...Waylon jennings would!!!!

reeshy

12-09-2006, 04:55 PM

You don't count ando.......But I still love you!!!!!

FUNKMAN

12-09-2006, 04:56 PM

it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean

Andomray

12-09-2006, 04:56 PM

Aw, shucks.

FezPaul

12-09-2006, 04:56 PM

15.24 centimeters

DarkHippie

12-09-2006, 04:57 PM

I pee on my balls sometimes

Marc with a c

12-09-2006, 04:58 PM

i've tried to measure, but i always get real light headed and pass out when i get a boner. reeshy scares me.

nevnut

12-09-2006, 04:58 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: it's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean Quaility, not quantity.

FUNKMAN

12-09-2006, 04:59 PM

DarkHippie wrote: I pee on my balls sometimes that made me laugh, very funny DH!thanks

Bulldogcakes

12-09-2006, 05:00 PM

Welcome back Reesh. Alot of us missed you.I'm not gonna tell you what I'm packing. Ask Stugots, he'll tell you.     

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-9-06 @ 9:02 PM

Gvac

12-09-2006, 05:00 PM

Alright.After I pee I don't shake it, I kick it.

Andomray

12-09-2006, 05:00 PM

DarkHippie wrote: I pee on my balls sometimes If you know an interview isn't going so well, you should tell the person this.ÿ You'll be guaranteed a job.

DarkHippie

12-09-2006, 05:01 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: DarkHippie wrote: I pee on my balls sometimes that made me laugh, very funny DH!thanksYeah . . . ..  funny

Andomray

12-09-2006, 05:02 PM

DarkHippie wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: DarkHippie wrote: I pee on my balls sometimes that made me laugh, very funny DH!thanksYeah . . . ..ÿ funny It don't make you a bad person...

torker

12-09-2006, 05:03 PM

8.5 x 5.5

BoondockSaint

12-09-2006, 05:07 PM

I'm Irish.

reeshy

12-09-2006, 05:08 PM

Hey torker,what are you doing tomorrow night???????????????????

This message was edited by reeshy on 12-9-06 @ 9:08 PM

Poochie

12-09-2006, 05:10 PM

i don't have a penis, but my boobs are big..

Bulldogcakes

12-09-2006, 05:14 PM

torker wrote: 8.5 x 5.5 your packing an index card?

reeshy

12-09-2006, 05:15 PM

I think I love Poochie now....Pics???????????????

Andomray

12-09-2006, 05:15 PM

Poochie wrote: i don't have a penis, but my boobs are big.. I got both.

reeshy

12-09-2006, 05:16 PM

Cool......best of both worlds.....I love you more!!!!!   I love you long time, sailor!!!!!!!!!!

johnniewalker

12-09-2006, 05:17 PM

torker wrote: 8.5 x 5.5 http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/finnochiona.jpgJesus Torker

Poochie

12-09-2006, 05:18 PM

reeshy wrote: I think I love Poochie now....Pics??????????????? sorry..seems like those kinds of things are banned here. guess you'll have to use that sick imagination of yours.

Andomray

12-09-2006, 05:18 PM

http://www.suecoffee.com/images/971499w.jpg

UnknownPD

12-09-2006, 05:46 PM

Throw a little peanut butter on it and size doesn't matter

Team_Ramrod

12-09-2006, 07:53 PM

I'm topping out at an erect 7 1/8"Flacid, I roll about 2 1/2"... I kinda look like a child with a fat hog Of course I am getting fatter meaning I probably maxed out in my prime at a cool 7 1/2 - 7 3/4I'm not Julian or John holmes or Peter North or Ron Jeremy or Lex Steele or Mr. Biggz or Jack Napier or Mandingo or Randy Spears or Rocco Siffredi or Chris Cannon or Jon Dough or Eric Everhard or Billy Glide or Mr. Marcus or Jake Steed or Long Dong Silver or Evan Stone or Lee Stone, but I still get sex.

PapaBear

12-09-2006, 09:58 PM

Poochie wrote: reeshy wrote: I think I love Poochie now....Pics??????????????? sorry..seems like those kinds of things are banned here. guess you'll have to use that sick imagination of yours. I bent Poochie over in BrianD's thread. Let me know if you want a description, Reeshy.

dotsncoms

12-09-2006, 10:17 PM

14 inches

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 04:47 AM

better than average.

Gvac

12-10-2006, 04:56 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average.Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry?

Bulldogcakes

12-10-2006, 05:04 AM

Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average.Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.

bobrobot

12-10-2006, 05:45 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.   Somewhere I heard, "All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" />

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 06:12 AM

bobogolem wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.  Somewhere I heard, "All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" />  thank you for explaining it to them Bobo, i dont like to brag.  if youse remember i had an ex-wife (#1) that would be in pain from having sex with me to the point that she would cry from it.

bobrobot

12-10-2006, 06:38 AM

How have I gotten to the point in my life where I am advocating the size of another man's penis???BTW, Mine is 1" long & 6"s wide... like a tuna fish can!!!<img src="http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2005/chickenofthesea.jpg" border="0" width="490" height="274" />

johnniewalker

12-10-2006, 08:25 AM

bobogolem wrote: How have I gotten to the point in my life where I am advocating the size of another man's penis???BTW, Mine is 1" long & 6"s wide... like a tuna fish can!!! Seems like a lot of math would have to go on before the act.  http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/prob76c.gif

reillyluck

12-10-2006, 08:27 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.  Somewhere I heard,"All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" />  thank you for explaining it to them Bobo, i dont like to brag.  if youse remember i had an ex-wife (#1) that would be in pain from having sex with me to the point that she would cry from it.   OUCH!

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 08:35 AM

reillyluck wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.  Somewhere I heard,"All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" />  thank you for explaining it to them Bobo, i dont like to brag. if youse remember i had an ex-wife (#1) that would be in pain from having sex with me to the point that she would cry from it. OUCH!  sad but true.  we eventually stopped having sex not long after the honeymoon (not just because of this, but it was one of the reasons).  i remember having an arguement with her in the car one with her friend in the back seat and she yelled out "WELL YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG," to which her friend turned beatred.  she remembered that little nuggent of info, because a few weeks i throw #1 out, her friend came over for some drinks and a taste test.

spoon

12-10-2006, 09:21 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.  Somewhere I heard,"All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" />  thank you for explaining it to them Bobo, i dont like to brag.  if youse remember i had an ex-wife (#1) that would be in pain from having sex with me to the point that she would cry from it.   But that was because of all the donkey punches.

spoon

12-10-2006, 09:23 AM

And most ladies will cry once you tell them about your friend mr. herpes.  Valtrex Stugots!

FUNKMAN

12-10-2006, 09:26 AM

i'll just say that i've never heard one complaintalot of laughterbut never one complaint<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

lleeder

12-10-2006, 09:26 AM

spoon wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.  Somewhere I heard,"All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" />  thank you for explaining it to them Bobo, i dont like to brag.  if youse remember i had an ex-wife (#1) that would be in pain from having sex with me to the point that she would cry from it.   But that was because of all the donkey punches.I heard it was cause he asked her to yell out her fathers name during it.

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 09:29 AM

lleeder wrote: spoon wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.  Somewhere I heard,"All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" />  thank you for explaining it to them Bobo, i dont like to brag. if youse remember i had an ex-wife (#1) that would be in pain from having sex with me to the point that she would cry from it. But that was because of all the donkey punches.I heard it was cause he asked her to yell out her fathers name during it. no, but she did answer the phone one time during sex when her mom called.  to which i pulled out and jerked off on her while she was on the phone.  i guess you can see why it didnt last.

lleeder

12-10-2006, 09:32 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: lleeder wrote: spoon wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote: Gvac wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: better than average. Better...or so much worse that it makes you cry? He's better than average, but he lives in Chinatown.  Somewhere I heard,"All the ladies think he's hot,& his penis is as big as a yacht!"<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/stugotsBoat.jpg" border="0" width="173" height="131" /> thank you for explaining it to them Bobo, i dont like to brag. if youse remember i had an ex-wife (#1) that would be in pain from having sex with me to the point that she would cry from it. But that was because of all the donkey punches.I heard it was cause he asked her to yell out her fathers name during it. no, but she did answer the phone one time during sex when her mom called.  to which i pulled out and jerked off on her while she was on the phone.  i guess you can see why it didnt last.   If you jerked on her face I think that counts as a threesome

Andomray

12-10-2006, 09:33 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: no, but she did answer the phone one time during sex when her mom called.ÿ to which i pulled out and jerked off on her while she was on the phone.ÿÿi guess you can see why it didnt last. ÿÿ Ew...not directed toward what you did, but why would you answer the phone during sex?ÿ Especially when it's your mother? "So honey, what are you doing?""Oh, someone's jerking off on me.""Well, that sounds nice.ÿ When do we get to meet him?"

lleeder

12-10-2006, 09:39 AM

Andomray wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote:  no, but she did answer the phone one time during sex when her mom called.  to which i pulled out and jerked off on her while she was on the phone.  i guess you can see why it didnt last.    Ew...not directed toward what you did, but why would you answer the phone during sex?  Especially when it's your mother? "So honey, what are you doing?""Oh, someone's jerking off on me.""Well, that sounds nice.  When do we get to meet him?"Or it goes like this:"Hi mom, yeah everythings thin..WHAT THE FUCK?""What happened Honey""Mom, I'm so pissed Stugots just came on my chin""Well these things happen dear, one time your father...""Eww mom, I gotta go, call me later"

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 09:44 AM

it was more like:"hi mom, no we are not doing anything, blah blah blah blah"me:   "make sure you clean that up.  thanks"

Andomray

12-10-2006, 09:46 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: it was more like:"hi mom, no we are not doing anything, blah blah blah blah"me:ÿÿ "make sure you clean that up.ÿ thanks" "Can I take pictures of this before you clean up?"

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 09:47 AM

nah, i just went inside and watched wrestling.  we didnt talk much after that. 

johnniewalker

12-10-2006, 09:51 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: nah, i just went inside and watched wrestling.  we didnt talk much after that.  Ha!

ralphbxny

12-11-2006, 01:11 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: nah, i just went inside and watched wrestling.  we didnt talk much after that.  I hope to be like you when I grow up.

OGC

12-11-2006, 03:33 PM

ralphbxny wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: nah, i just went inside and watched wrestling.  we didnt talk much after that.  I hope to be like you when I grow up. If you grow up you won't be much like Stugots.

Don Stugots

12-11-2006, 03:37 PM

ralphbxny wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: nah, i just went inside and watched wrestling. we didnt talk much after that. I hope to be like you when I grow up.  it takes alot to be like me.  no drugs, that was never my thing but, it takes a love of steak, beer, cigars, t_ts and testes the size of wrecking balls.  it also takes some self loathing, dissapointment, heartache and a blant disregard for other people and their feelings.

angelinad128

12-11-2006, 03:44 PM

Glad this place is like therapy for you.

Drunky McBetidont

12-11-2006, 03:59 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ralphbxny wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: nah, i just went inside and watched wrestling. we didnt talk much after that. I hope to be like you when I grow up.  it takes alot to be like me.  no drugs, that was never my thing but, it takes a love of steak, beer, cigars, t_ts and testes the size of wrecking balls.  it also takes some self loathing, dissapointment, heartache and a blant disregard for other people and their feelings.-- no homofixed it for ya:)

Lumber

12-11-2006, 04:00 PM

That's why they call me Lumber.

Bulldogcakes

12-11-2006, 05:05 PM

bobogolem wrote:Mine is 1" long & 6"s wide... like a tuna fish can!!  If its like a tuna fish can, you might want to wash the thing once in a while . . . . And be a little pickier with who you date.

Don Stugots

12-11-2006, 08:15 PM

angelinad128 wrote: Glad this place is like therapy for you. you have no idea.

keithy_19

12-11-2006, 09:57 PM

10 inches when erect, with a good 3 inches in thickness. It's the polish in me I guess. Also, my mom was adopted so I may be black for all I know. The first time my girl friend came in contact with it she had to catch her rbeath and said that I had a "monster cock". Pride swirled up into my chest at this point.

Doctor Z

12-11-2006, 11:16 PM

sr71blackbird

12-12-2006, 01:54 AM

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Crippler

12-12-2006, 05:40 AM

I was at a party with my ex a few years ago (with her "work friends") and everyone kept calling this one guy "Pepsi."  It was later revealed that the gentleman was hung like a can of Pepsi, hence the cute nickname.  For the rest of the week, my ex started calling me Red Bull & snickering.  I'm still not sure if it was meant as an insult, but I assume so.

ObeyAni

12-12-2006, 05:46 AM

i have a huge black penis with a sword handle on it... but it's not attached :D

mendyweiss

12-12-2006, 05:48 AM

THe water is cold !!Deep too !!

angelinad128

12-12-2006, 05:54 AM

mendyweiss wrote: THe water is cold !!Deep too !!Do you eat your french fried taters while going?

EliSnow

12-12-2006, 05:57 AM

keithy_19 wrote: 10 inches when erect, with a good 3 inches in thickness. It's the polish in me I guess. Also, my mom was adopted so I may be black for all I know. The first time my girl friend came in contact with it she had to catch her rbeath and said that I had a "monster cock". Pride swirled up into my chest at this point. You forgot to add first:  "Dear Penthouse, I never thought these stories were true, until it happened to me."

blakjeezis

12-12-2006, 06:10 AM

If it's all about honesty ... I've always been under the impression that I wasn't packing a whole lot. No g/fs that I had ever seemed to be particularly impressed with me. I always thought I was about average, maybe a little less in both length and girth. Then, I hooked up with a chick over this summer whose first words upon handling the monster were, "Wow ... s'very thick." And once we got rockin' and rollin' she was like, "Oh my God, it's really big." So, of course being unaccustomed to this type of praise, I lost my mind and demanded that she keep telling me how big it was the whole time I was lowering the boom on her. She also said I "know how to F." So any ladies out there, ehh? I digress. Since then, I have been with some more broads, two or three, all of whom have been exceedingly impressed with my unit. One has sort of been an ongoing thing for a couple of years and she even asked me if it had gotten bigger. The latest was a chick from up at school, and from what I understand she's been spreading the good news around the English dept a little bit. I believe the word 'massive' has been used. I've never measured because I never really saw the point. I can say that I've never really thought they guys in porno were that big. I mean, I'm not talking about Lexington Steele or his like, but when the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape came out every one was like, "Holy shit!", I wasn't all that impressed. I'm not saying I would call it small by any means, but they way people talked about it, I thought it was gonna be like a ball bat.it's also the source of my screen name, taken from teh nuber of times, after taking off my pants, I;ve heard, "What are you, black? Jesus!"  

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 12-12-06 @ 2:39 PM

lindak

12-12-2006, 12:07 PM

you guys are great....this thread has made my day....ty.

Drunky McBetidont

12-12-2006, 01:32 PM

lindak wrote: you guys are great....this thread has made my day....ty. i laughed so hard i was whipping tears away to see the screen.  this was a very funy thread.glad ur back reeshy.

sr71blackbird

12-12-2006, 01:43 PM

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Hottub

12-12-2006, 01:50 PM

I'm not sure where I stand as far as size, but accuracy??? Fuggetaboutit!The wife has given me the sex twice.Sean and Kevin.

mikeyboy

12-12-2006, 02:15 PM

Crippler wrote: I was at a party with my ex a few years ago (with her "work friends") and everyone kept calling this one guy "Pepsi."  It was later revealed that the gentleman was hung like a can of Pepsi, hence the cute nickname.  For the rest of the week, my ex started calling me Red Bull & snickering.  I'm still not sure if it was meant as an insult, but I assume so. At least she didn't call you LifeSavers.

Gaia

12-12-2006, 02:23 PM

I may be sorry for clicking on this thread, but I'm not sure yet.  By the way, Its definatley the carpenter and not the tool that matters. If you catch my drift.

SatCam

12-12-2006, 02:45 PM

I never thought any thread would make me this uncomfortable

FUNKMAN

12-12-2006, 02:48 PM

when you're laying that wood floor you have to know how to tongue and groove i just made that up, not too shabby...

Don Stugots

12-12-2006, 03:52 PM

Gaia wrote: I may be sorry for clicking on this thread, but I'm not sure yet. By the way, Its definatley the carpenter and not the tool that matters. If you catch my drift.  i was a NYC Union Carpenter for 4 years.  i went to school and everything for it.  i still have my tool belt evenythough i am on the mangement side now.

Freakshow

12-12-2006, 04:47 PM

STUGOTS1
wrote: Gaia
wrote: I may be sorry for clicking on this thread, but
I'm not sure yet. By the way, Its definatley the
carpenter and not the tool that matters. If you catch my drift.ÿÿi was a NYC Union
Carpenter for 4 years.ÿ i went to school and everything for it.ÿ i
still have my tool belt evenythough i am on the mangement side
now. ÿ 

Your metaphor is very obscure, but if I had to guess, you are
saying you work for Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for
women?

lleeder

12-12-2006, 04:50 PM

blakjeezis wrote: If it's all about honesty ... I've always been under the impression that I wasn't packing a whole lot. No g/fs that I had ever seemed to be particularly impressed with me. I always thought I was about average, maybe a little less in both length and girth. Then, I hooked up with a chick over this summer whose first words upon handling the monster were, "Wow ... s'very thick." And once we got rockin' and rollin' she was like, "Oh my God, it's really big." So, of course being unaccustomed to this type of praise, I lost my mind and demanded that she keep telling me how big it was the whole time I was lowering the boom on her. She also said I "know how to F." So any ladies out there, ehh? I digress. Since then, I have been with some more broads, two or three, all of whom have been exceedingly impressed with my unit. One has sort of been an ongoing thing for a couple of years and she even asked me if it had gotten bigger. The latest was a chick from up at school, and from what I understand she's been spreading the good news around the English dept a little bit. I believe the word 'massive' has been used. I've never measured because I never really saw the point. I can say that I've never really thought they guys in porno were that big. I mean, I'm not talking about Lexington Steele or his like, but when the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape came out every one was like, "Holy shit!", I wasn't all that impressed. I'm not saying I would call it small by any means, but they way people talked about it, I thought it was gonna be like a ball bat.it's also the source of my screen name, taken from teh nuber of times, after taking off my pants, I;ve heard, "What are you, black? Jesus!" This message was edited by blakjeezis on 12-12-06 @ 2:39 PM Is it gay if I jacked to this post?

Don Stugots

12-12-2006, 04:52 PM

Freakshow wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Gaia wrote: I may be sorry for clicking on this thread, but I'm not sure yet. By the way, Its definatley the carpenter and not the tool that matters. If you catch my drift.  i was a NYC Union Carpenter for 4 years. i went to school and everything for it. i still have my tool belt evenythough i am on the mangement side now.   Your metaphor is very obscure, but if I had to guess, you are saying you work for Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women?  ummmmmm, ummmmm, ah, yeah that's what i meant.

outlawfrank

12-12-2006, 05:16 PM

Give me three months, then I will be honest. <img src="http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/vitamaker_1926_129982584" border="0" width="199" height="380" />

Drunky McBetidont

12-12-2006, 06:59 PM

"Is it in yet?"

Team_Ramrod

12-12-2006, 07:06 PM

blakjeezis wrote: If it's all about honesty ... I've always been under the impression that I wasn't packing a whole lot. No g/fs that I had ever seemed to be particularly impressed with me. I always thought I was about average, maybe a little less in both length and girth. Then, I hooked up with a chick over this summer whose first words upon handling the monster were, "Wow ... s'very thick." And once we got rockin' and rollin' she was like, "Oh my God, it's really big." So, of course being unaccustomed to this type of praise, I lost my mind and demanded that she keep telling me how big it was the whole time I was lowering the boom on her. She also said I "know how to F." So any ladies out there, ehh? I digress. Since then, I have been with some more broads, two or three, all of whom have been exceedingly impressed with my unit. One has sort of been an ongoing thing for a couple of years and she even asked me if it had gotten bigger. The latest was a chick from up at school, and from what I understand she's been spreading the good news around the English dept a little bit. I believe the word 'massive' has been used. I've never measured because I never really saw the point. I can say that I've never really thought they guys in porno were that big. I mean, I'm not talking about Lexington Steele or his like, but when the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape came out every one was like, "Holy shit!", I wasn't all that impressed. I'm not saying I would call it small by any means, but they way people talked about it, I thought it was gonna be like a ball bat.it's also the source of my screen name, taken from teh nuber of times, after taking off my pants, I;ve heard, "What are you, black? Jesus!" blackjeezis.....you so crazy!

JamMaster

12-13-2006, 12:16 AM

BA Irish Curse Card holder Number 4 checking in!!!!!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" width="35" height="25" />I heard this line from the comic Bill Engvall....."It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean....yeah but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat."

keithy_19

12-15-2006, 05:06 PM

SatCam wrote: I never thought any thread would make me this uncomfortable Don't worry, it'll grow.

Don Stugots

12-15-2006, 06:32 PM

keithy_19 wrote: SatCam wrote: I never thought any thread would make me this uncomfortable Don't worry, it'll grow.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

watson

12-15-2006, 06:45 PM

16 Inches <img src="http://www.scidev.net/scidev_images/cock1.jpg" border="0" width="140" height="140" />  Feet to Beek

Yerdaddy

12-16-2006, 04:50 AM

blakjeezis wrote: If it's all about honesty ... I've always been under the impression that I wasn't packing a whole lot. No g/fs that I had ever seemed to be particularly impressed with me. I always thought I was about average, maybe a little less in both length and girth. Then, I hooked up with a chick over this summer whose first words upon handling the monster were, "Wow ... s'very thick." And once we got rockin' and rollin' she was like, "Oh my God, it's really big." So, of course being unaccustomed to this type of praise, I lost my mind and demanded that she keep telling me how big it was the whole time I was lowering the boom on her. She also said I "know how to F." So any ladies out there, ehh? I digress. Since then, I have been with some more broads, two or three, all of whom have been exceedingly impressed with my unit. One has sort of been an ongoing thing for a couple of years and she even asked me if it had gotten bigger. The latest was a chick from up at school, and from what I understand she's been spreading the good news around the English dept a little bit. I believe the word 'massive' has been used. I've never measured because I never really saw the point. I can say that I've never really thought they guys in porno were that big. I mean, I'm not talking about Lexington Steele or his like, but when the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee tape came out every one was like, "Holy shit!", I wasn't all that impressed. I'm not saying I would call it small by any means, but they way people talked about it, I thought it was gonna be like a ball bat.it's also the source of my screen name, taken from teh nuber of times, after taking off my pants, I;ve heard, "What are you, black? Jesus!" This message was edited by blakjeezis on 12-12-06 @ 2:39 PM I never liked you.  But I found you a new avitar anyway. <img src="http://www.c7nema.net/canais/box/2/meat.gif" border="0" width="100" height="104" />Myself, I made the mistake once of measuring it and looking up exactly what average is. Fortunately I've been a big fan of lesbian porn since a young age and I'm told they've been very educational.

SatCam

12-16-2006, 07:42 AM

keithy_19 wrote: SatCam wrote: I never thought any thread would make me this uncomfortable Don't worry, it'll grow. 

Could you donate a few inches my way big guy?

Don Stugots

12-16-2006, 07:53 AM

SatCam wrote: keithy_19 wrote: SatCam wrote: I never thought any thread would make me this uncomfortable Don't worry, it'll grow.   Could you donate a few inches my way big guy? i was going to, then i told tuchas to get a box so that i could mail you the couple few inches and she no can do, she needs every inch and that she cant spare a square.  sorry.  she is greedy like that.

mugby43

03-16-2008, 06:48 PM

See what I am talking about!! You just don't see such great theatrics and witt often. It tales a REESHY to set the stage. Where is that MOFO? anybody know?

BTW
Q. why do women makes such poor carpenters?

A. because all their lives they were told that "THIS" is eight inches:banning: