Which Celebrity Would You Punch?

[Rockvillejoe]

<p><font size="2">Not intended as a mean spirited, hyper violent thread. But rather which celebrity has it too good, having way too much fun, enjoying way too much success, getting way too much underserved poontang, and usually has a look on his/her face that you would like to change by one square shot right to the kisser. For me, it's a no brainer: <strong>Owen Fucking Wilson</strong>. That scrunched up look with that mouth slightly open makes me want to knock his teeth out-in a good way mind you. All I can think of is his &nbsp;&quot;Hansel&quot; character is a persona he has chosen to embrace as real. </font><font size="2">And now&nbsp;<em><strong>he's</strong></em> getting Kate Hudson? Why I oughta..............</font>&nbsp;<font size="2">Another one is that O'Reilly character. Just an arrogant self important jerk. Hows about you?</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 12-8-06 @ 4:26 PM</span>

[MadMatt]

<p>EDIT:&nbsp; What the hell?&nbsp; I ain't gonna be the only one...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 12-8-06 @ 4:13 PM</span>

[Fezticle98]

<p>OJ Simpson's face.</p><p>Fez's stent.</p><p>Paris Hilton's box.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>somebody started one of these, and i was actually looking for&nbsp;it the other day. my answer is opie.&nbsp; right in the nose.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-8-06 @ 4:24 PM</span>

[K.C.]

<p><img src="http://www.ascap.com/playback/2004/fall/images/StevieWonder.jpg" border="0" alt="http://www.ascap.com/playback/2004/fall/images/StevieWonder.jpg" title="http://www.ascap.com/playback/2004/fall/images/StevieWonder.jpg" width="255" height="310" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just because I know there'd be no retaliation. </p>

[Andomray]

http://www.nyu.edu/classes/siva/archives/bruce_springsteen_1.jpg<div><br /></div><div>I used to work in the Union Square Barnes &amp; Noble as a cashier (sad).ÿ Jackoff Springsteen came up to me to buy a magazine with him on the cover, giving me a 'well, don't you know who I am?' look.ÿ I ignored him and sent him on his way.ÿ Plus, I don't like his music.</div>

[cougarjake13]

who ever is banging scarlett johannson

[MONICA5579]

<p>I would punch Star Jones'&nbsp;big ass bobble head right off her shoulders!!&nbsp; God she annoys me!!&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/king.gif" border="0" width="25" height="27" /></p><p>Princess Monica</p>

[outlawfrank]

<p><img src="http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/orlandobloom/orlando_bloom_4.jpg" border="0" width="748" height="561" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Softy bitch badass, trying to be his big brother look alike Johnny Depp.</p>

[Andomray]

I don't understand the appeal of Orlando Bloom.ÿ He looks like a woman.

[DarkHippie]

Mel Gibson.&nbsp; Not for going off on the Jews, but for making another movie in a dead language.&nbsp; Pretentious dick!

[A.J.]

There are too many choices.

[FezPaul]

<img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/180px-Chrisberman.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="242" />

[Johnny4]

<p>OPIE.</p><p>Honorable mention-Stephen Dorf. He just comes across like an asshole.<br /> </p>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://www.bradtrent.com/portrait1/images/portrait106.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="250" />

[torker]

<img src="http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/images/1159_m.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="167" />

[led37zep]

<p>Hard....VERY VERY HARD</p><p>http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/sq-wilmer-teenchoice.jpg<br />&nbsp;</p>

[johnniewalker]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/duncan.jpg

[JamMaster]

<p>I would love to Donkey Punch Paris Hilton</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JimBeam]

<p>Led that was a very very fitting answer. Especially after he was name dropping on Stern about the chicks he supposedly bagged. Fucking wetback.</p><p>Johnnie I hope you're either a big/tough dude or can run fast with your choice.</p><p>Tough for me. I dont wanna pick a dame like, Britney/Paris/Lindsay/Beyonce/Stefani, who are all deserving mind you, so I'd have to find a dude.</p><p>2 that jump out at me because they try and come off as being hard and tough are Jay-Z and Puff Daddy.</p><p>Like to punch them both right in their mouths.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Which Celebrity Would You Punch? </font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.gardenal.org/inagaki/textos/bozo.jpg" border="0" width="120" height="122" /><a href="http://www.gardenal.org/inagaki/textos/bozo.jpg"></a></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>K.C.</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://www.ascap.com/playback/2004/fall/images/StevieWonder.jpg" border="0" alt="http://www.ascap.com/playback/2004/fall/images/StevieWonder.jpg" title="http://www.ascap.com/playback/2004/fall/images/StevieWonder.jpg" width="255" height="310" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just because I know there'd be no retaliation. </p><p>Why not really play it safe and go after that Stephen Hawking? What's <em>he</em> gonna doo? run a tire over your foot? think about his voice activator: (robot sounding, monotone), &quot;come back here! going to kick your ass! repeat,....)</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/duncan.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="229" /> <p>I hope you got your track shoes on. That's one big mo-fo.</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/images/1159_m.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="167" /> <p>who is this jabroni?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Which Celebrity Would You Punch? </font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Radios%20Page/radio-punchyno.JPG" border="0" width="484" height="411" /></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/180px-Chrisberman.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="242" /> <p>I'll gladly hold his short-sleeved, hairy arms while you plant one. Hopefully right before he reminds us how he was around at the beginning of the network for the billionth time.</p>

[Mgmt.Dan]

<p><img src="http://www.mgmtdan.com/Images/DJT_02.jpg" border="0" width="211" height="394" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;And her stupid uncle with his new gig on E.R.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Mgmt.Dan on 12-9-06 @ 5:02 PM</span>

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/images/1159_m.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="167" /> <p>who is this jabroni?</p><p>Isn't he the Girls Gone Wild guy? Something Francis...</p><p>EDIT: Joe Francis. I agree, his shit is way too softcore.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fezticle98 on 12-9-06 @ 5:47 PM</span>

[Davios]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/180px-Chrisberman.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="242" /> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is literally the perfect choice.</p>

[Poochie]

<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-kathy-griffin-/KathyGriffin_large.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-kathy-griffin-/&amp;h=269&amp;w=187&amp;sz=28&amp;hl=en&amp;start=25&amp;tbnid=CL6EpzwV7u xd4M:&amp;tbnh=113&amp;tbnw=79&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkathy%2Bgriffin%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3 D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26 sa%3DN"><img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:CL6EpzwV7uxd4M:http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-kathy-griffin-/KathyGriffin_large.jpg" border="0" width="79" height="113" /></a>

[HeyGuy]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/images/1159_m.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="167" /> <p>who is this jabroni?</p><p>the guy who created girls gone wild. I have no idea why someone would to punch him. Unless your sister was in one of his dvd's? Even still its not his fault women like to show their tits for a t-shirt!</p>

[torker]

<strong>Campo</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/images/1159_m.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="167" /> <p>who is this jabroni?</p><p>the guy who created girls gone wild. I have no idea why someone would to punch him. Unless your sister was in one of his dvd's? Even still its not his fault women like to show their tits for a t-shirt!</p><p>You leave my sister out of this.&nbsp; She's a good girl.&nbsp; A good girl.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>To set the record straight: I want to punch him because I'm jealous.&nbsp; </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Campo</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/images/1159_m.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="167" /> <p>who is this jabroni?</p><p>the guy who created girls gone wild. I have no idea why someone would to punch him. Unless your sister was in one of his dvd's? Even still its not his fault women like to show their tits for a t-shirt!</p><p>You leave my sister out of this. She's a good girl. A good girl.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>To set the record straight: I want to punch him because I'm jealous. </p><p>&nbsp;same here unless my sweet, innocent Reilly turned up in one of his DVDs then i would be kicking his ass from here to over there. </p>

[OGC]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/180px-Chrisberman.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="242" /> <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Oh yeah, he is the one who started everything that is wrong with sports today.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Can I have the second shot at this mother fucker.</font></p>

[Tazz]

<p><img src="http://static.viacomlocalnetworks.com/entertainment/jpg/steveo0801.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Not only would I like to punch this douchebag in the face, I wouldn't mind it a bit if someone were to just light him on fire.&nbsp;</p>

[Earlshog]

<img src="http://www.robthurman.com/weblog/archives/ashlee-simpson-vote.jpg" border="0" width="235" height="330" />

[Marc with a c]

i have that same shirt.

[torker]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i have that same shirt. <p>now i wanna punch you</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />i have that same shirt. <p>now i wanna punch you</p><p>to bad i'm not a celebrity</p>

[Golfman]

<p><strong>Oprah, period.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/king.gif" border="0" width="25" height="27" /></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

I don't think Oprah gets periods anymore.

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Tazz</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://static.viacomlocalnetworks.com/entertainment/jpg/steveo0801.jpg" border="0" width="145" height="220" /></p><p>Not only would I like to punch this douchebag in the face, I wouldn't mind it a bit if someone were to just light him on fire.&nbsp;</p><p>Jackass 3 premise?</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-kathy-griffin-/KathyGriffin_large.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-kathy-griffin-/&amp;h=269&amp;w=187&amp;sz=28&amp;hl=en&amp;start=25&amp;tbnid=CL6EpzwV7u xd4M:&amp;tbnh=113&amp;tbnw=79&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkathy%2Bgriffin%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3 D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26 sa%3DN"><img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:CL6EpzwV7uxd4M:http://www.launchpoker.com/players/people/-kathy-griffin-/KathyGriffin_large.jpg" border="0" width="79" height="113" /></a> <p>I think I would opt to kick this one in the balls, then uppercut in the snoot.</p>

[PopPop]

<p>Benny Hinn. What a charlatan.(in my opinion) <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PopPop on 12-11-06 @ 4:47 PM</span>

[PopPop]

Also that huckster (in my opinion) Robert Tilton

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>PopPop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Benny Hinn. What a charlatan.(in my opinion) <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by PopPop on 12-11-06 @ 4:47 PM</span> <p>At 1st I thought you said &quot;Benny Hill&quot; and I was ready to fucking FIGHT!&nbsp; NO ONE disrespects Benny Hill!</p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e3/200px-BennyHill.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p>

[PopPop]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PopPop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Benny Hinn. What a charlatan.(in my opinion) <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by PopPop on 12-11-06 @ 4:47 PM</span> <p>At 1st I thought you said &quot;Benny Hill&quot; and I was ready to fucking FIGHT!&nbsp; NO ONE disrespects Benny Hill!</p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e3/200px-BennyHill.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p><p><font size="4">Benny Hill is more a Deity. Sorry to upset you</font></p>

[Ritalin]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/180px-Chrisberman.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="242" /> <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Oh yeah, he is the one who started everything that is wrong with sports today.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Can I have the second shot at this mother fucker.</font></p><p>This story was posted on Deadspin.com - one of the better sports blogs out there - in April. It's taken on a life of it's own:</p><p>A friend of mine just told me he's getting married. When he gave me the news I immediately thought of the time we were in Scottsdale at spring training, because it's the best pickup story I've ever been a party to. It was about nine years ago, and I actually forget the bar. But my friend was seriously putting the moves on this somewhat attractive young woman, who was wearing leather pants and had a leather jacket draped over her lap. They had been chatting at the bar for about an hour, and my friend thought he was in the house. I had never seen someone work so hard for a score. <br /> <br /> But just as he was putting on the finishing touches, Chris Berman walks by. And without even breaking stride, Berman looks at the girl, points and says &quot;You're with me, leather.&quot; And the girl looks up, instantly recognizes Berman, snatches up her jacket and walks out with him, leaving my friend in mid-sentence.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're with me, leather. Awesome&nbsp;</p>

[Fezticle98]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9149/8bitmiketysonjp4.jpg

[lleeder]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/180px-Chrisberman.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="242" /> <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Oh yeah, he is the one who started everything that is wrong with sports today.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Can I have the second shot at this mother fucker.</font></p><p>This story was posted on Deadspin.com - one of the better sports blogs out there - in April. It's taken on a life of it's own:</p><p>A friend of mine just told me he's getting married. When he gave me the news I immediately thought of the time we were in Scottsdale at spring training, because it's the best pickup story I've ever been a party to. It was about nine years ago, and I actually forget the bar. But my friend was seriously putting the moves on this somewhat attractive young woman, who was wearing leather pants and had a leather jacket draped over her lap. They had been chatting at the bar for about an hour, and my friend thought he was in the house. I had never seen someone work so hard for a score. <br /><br />But just as he was putting on the finishing touches, Chris Berman walks by. And without even breaking stride, Berman looks at the girl, points and says &quot;You're with me, leather.&quot; And the girl looks up, instantly recognizes Berman, snatches up her jacket and walks out with him, leaving my friend in mid-sentence.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're with me, leather. Awesome&nbsp;</p><p>I don't believe this I've never met a woman that knew who Berman was and if she did she was probably not worth fucking to begin with.</p>

[RapistWit]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p>Abe Lincoln. Big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://pochinokoya.com/actor/philip%20seymour%20hoffman7.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="336" />

[Febreeze]

<p>I wouldn't piss on this guy if his fuzzy Kangol was on fire.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r180/dougplarson/K-Fed.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[RapistWit]

<strong>Febreeze</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I wouldn't piss on this guy if his fuzzy Kangol was on fire.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r180/dougplarson/K-Fed.jpg" border="0" width="183" height="262" />&nbsp;</p><p>Amen. That goes for anyone in a Yankees hat. </p>

[ObeyAni]

elizabeth hurley

[pennington]

Pauly Shore for that stupid publicity stunt video he put out where he gets punched.

[TheVHD]

<p>I use the term &quot;celebrity&quot; lighty... very lightly.</p><p><img src="http://www.frontrowking.com/comedians/jay%20mohr/JAY-MOHR-450.jpg" border="0" width="385" height="442" /></p>

[Dirtybird12]

<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I use the term &quot;celebrity&quot; lighty... very lightly.</p><p><img src="http://www.frontrowking.com/comedians/jay%20mohr/JAY-MOHR-450.jpg" border="0" width="385" height="442" /></p><p>cocky jock smile mutha fucka</p><p>cant stand him</p><p>he reminds me of greg evans from my high school football team who kicked my ass on prom night. </p><p>I can never like this guy because he reminds me of everything I hated about skool</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Bossanova]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7f/180px-Chrisberman.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="242" /> <p>I could not agree more.&nbsp; I would like to add one other jackass to the duche bag sports men I wanna punch.</p><p><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/4ba8204e/Dick%2520Vitale.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.memphisflyer.com/memphis/Content%3Foid%3Doid%253A17506&amp;h=237&amp;w=200&amp;sz=14&amp;hl =en&amp;start=1&amp;tbnid=pyePTAyg7B_L1M:&amp;tbnh=109&amp;tbnw=92 &amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3DDick%2BVitale%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den% 26lr%3D"><img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:pyePTAyg7B_L1M:http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/4ba8204e/Dick%2520Vitale.jpg" border="0" width="92" height="109" /></a></p>

[TheVHD]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I use the term &quot;celebrity&quot; lighty... very lightly.</p><p><img src="http://www.frontrowking.com/comedians/jay%20mohr/JAY-MOHR-450.jpg" border="0" width="385" height="442" /></p><p>cocky jock smile mutha fucka</p><p>cant stand him</p><p>he reminds me of greg evans from my high school football team who kicked my ass on prom night. </p><p>I can never like this guy because he reminds me of everything I hated about skool</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hello... exactly.</p>

[RoseBlood]

<p>Don't know if any of these people were mentioned and I'm to lazy to look:</p><p>Julia Roberts</p><p>Kimberly Stewart (is she even a 'celebrity')?</p><p>Jessica Simpson</p><p>Fergie</p><p>Madonna</p><p>Rosie O'Donnell</p><p>Joy Behar</p><p>Alicia Keys</p><p>P.Diddy</p><p>Jamie Fox</p><p>Kate Hudson</p><p>Susan Sarandon</p><p>That's all for now.</p>

[Doctor Z]

I would punch Scarlett Johansen in the vagina with my cock.

[JazzyJames]

<p><img src="http://www.spiritlijn.com/ghandi.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="286" /></p><p>Just to play it safe, one of the few people who wouldn't be able to kick my ass out of principle.&nbsp;</p>

[ToddEVF]

Uwe "I make shitty video game movies" Boll. too bad he only fought 5 of his critics.

[ToddEVF]

dp. and how about Dwayne Johnson? i'd punch him too

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ToddEVF on 12-14-06 @ 5:43 AM</span>

[Rockvillejoe]

yes, 12 squared, and while you are at it, include from the world of sports, alan &quot;the answer&quot; iverson, and after you punch him in the shnauze, kick him in the nuts. bastardo.