Dangerous Childhood Toys

[HordeKing1]

Lawn Darts!!

How could this have gotten past the legal department?

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[Captain Rooster]

from classic SNL

"Bag 'O Glass"

dangerous costumes...

Johnny Human Torch (just a bag of oily rags)

my own idea..

Slip 'n Slide ...that friggin' thing should have been named Slip 'n Dislocate!

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[Gwen]

I had a chemistry set that was pretty dangerous.
Legos are also pretty bad especially those lil ones that are one little lego nubbin wide or one wide 2 long. They're sharp and poke you under the nails and you could swallow them.

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[HordeKing1]

GWEN - I forgot all about the chemistry sets. I set my basement on fire a few times with that with everyone's favorite experiment: Mix everything together and light with bunsen burner and see what happens.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

All I know is that it hurts
like hell when you step on one
of those Fisher Price peg
people while barefoot!!


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[MightyMatt]

pogo balls were a total hazard

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[radio junkie]

Klick Klacks were considered dangerous when I was a kid.
I also remember an air gun that you would pump, and shoot at paper animals. And me being the goofy kid I was, would shoot the air into my ears. I have no idea why I did that.







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[RF Godfather]

Here is my list:

Damn those pogs including those SLAMMERS,
Crocodile Mile -- you could slip and break a limb
Rubix cube -- it can confuse and hurt if thrown at the proper velocity and angle.. Off Topic: Easy way to win in Rubix cube is by peeling the colors off and reapplying. Sheesh! Keep it on the DL.
Legos: right Gwen, I damn near choked on that gris roof lookin piece when I was a kid.
"Log" Ren and Stimpy reference
Cabbage Patch Dolls
little green armymen that came in those 99 cents packages in the grocery store.
Action figures. PERIOD!
"Hungry Hungry Hippos" -- you can choke on those pellets and you can have your hand get servered off
"Shark Attack"
"Operation" -- you could have a heart attack when ever you get buzzed
"Rock'em Sock'em Robots -- Evil toy developed by the devil himself
Snap Friendship Bracelets or whatever you call them. Ugly Indian burn if applied incorrectly. Maybe you should give them to your enemies.
BB guns -- Christmas story reference


That's all I can think of right now.

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[The Blowhard]

Estes Rockets. They were the coolest thing ever invented if you were a kid. Kids across America were setting houses on fire. They kicked ass!

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[Sheeplovr]

Those little rubber pop up things that look like Diaphrams and they gave them away in captin crunch but then kids were popping there eyes out so they called them back in they worked by you turn them inside out then you put them down and they would pop up in the hair like 6 ft

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[Se7en]

THANK YOU, Horde King!

Lawn Darts were maybe the most dangerous toy I had when I was a kid. Many a time I almost gave myself a lobotomy throwing those damn javelins of death into the air and watching them plummet like death from the skies.

Lawn Darts and Teddy Ruxpin dolls. The stuff of nightmares.

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[The Blowhard]

Chemistry sets.
I remember melting my sister's Barbie Dolls heads with chemicals I mixed together.

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[FUNKMAN]

Socker Boppers,

Them blow-up boxing gloves...
We lived on the 4th floor and my two oldest brothers were going at it, one got bopped and went through the first of two storm windows...
My dad threw them out after that...
And BB spring handgun , took one in the eye from my little brother...
My dad threw that out too..

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[The Blowhard]

I had a Daisy Rifle and a Crossman Pellet Pistol.
Nuff said. ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

I had a Daisy Rifle and a Crossman Pellet Pistol


Heck,

That pellet pistol, did it look like a German Luger...
I snuck one out that my dad had, you had to use the CO2 cartridge...
My Dad also had the pump rifle, my older brother was trying to shoot our friends grandmother while she sat at the window and took out my Dad's back/side window on the station wagon...It ricocheted off the apt building across the street He took a pretty wicked beaten for it...

I said Nuff...

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[irishkb]

The McDonald's playground.. those damn ball pits are the most dangerous things in the world... disease filled sesspots.........

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[Captain Stubing]

Stretch Armstrong. I once hit that thing as hard as I could and it felt like I broke every knuckle in my hand. Enraged, I threw it across the livingroom at the wall, which for some reason my brother decided to try to stop by catching it. Well, if you remember these things they were really dense and didn't lend themselves to a friendly game of catch. So, my brother gets wacked in the face and decides (like older bigger brothers tend to do) that I needed yet another lesson in self-defense. I always feared the stretch armstrong after that.

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[nickeye]

The most dangerous toy was definitely my sister's dollhouse. Every time I tried to play with it, my dad kicked the crap out of me.

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[The Blowhard]

Heck,

That pellet pistol, did it look like a German Luger...
I snuck one out that my dad had, you had to use the CO2 cartridge...

Yep, that's it!
We had a summer home in Connecticut, and I shot everything in sight with my BB and pellet guns. One day I crossed the line, I shot my sister in the ass and my Dad chased me into the woods and eventually confiscated them. My sister still talks about it to this day! LOL

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[nickeye]

I used to play "One-Pump BB-Gun Bike Tag" with my neighbors. It wasn't really that dangerous, unless someone broke the "One-Pump" rule. Six could knock you clear off your bike.

BB guns don't kill kids. But they come REAL close.

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