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[torker]

Gentlemen, Nazis are holding your loved ones at gunpoint...You are given two choices or said loved ones will be executed:  Sip a D for 30 seconds or make-out with the guy for 30 minutes.  What would you do? 

[Reephdweller]

What would jesus do?

[HBox]

Shoot the hostage.

[Marc with a c]

i would try really really hard to get him off before 30 seconds, that way it wouldn't be so long.

[FUNKMAN]

fuck him in the ass

[Fallon]

Why would myself and Jon <span class="postbody">holding your loved ones at gunpoint?</span>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>wwjd?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Why would myself and Jon <span class="postbody">holding your loved ones at gunpoint?</span> <p>To get your cocks sucked or a&nbsp;bit of&nbsp;suckie face.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>To Marc with a C:&nbsp; I don't know about the whole Horsepants thing, but I love you.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love you too torks</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Vaht? Zou zon't hav zo make zuch wunderbar enticements zo joinz zie zhird reicht, I weel joinz fur free.</p><p><img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/schultz.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="232" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love you too torks</p><p>exactly!</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I am soooo fuckin' horny right now. huh?

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love your cock&nbsp;too torks</p><p>what the???</p>

[Marc with a c]

&nbsp;<strong>FUNKMAN </strong>wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love your two&nbsp;cock torks</p>funk has gone nuts.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Marc with a c on 12-7-06 @ 12:06 AM</span>

[torker]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love you too torks</p><p>exactly!</p><p>Wait a minute...Am I&nbsp;getting fucked in the ass?&nbsp; </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;<strong>FUNKMAN </strong>wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love your two&nbsp;cock torks</p>funk has nice hairy nuts<span class="post_edited"> </span><p>what the hell</p>

[boeman]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love you too torks</p><p>exactly!</p><p>Wait a minute...Am I&nbsp;getting fucked in the ass?&nbsp; </p><p>not yet, but I'm on my way.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>REESHY</strong>&nbsp;wrote:<br /><strong>REESHY</strong>&nbsp;wrote:<br /><strong>REESHY </strong>wrote:<br /><strong>REESHY</strong>&nbsp;wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love your two&nbsp;cock torks</p>funk has nice hairy nuts<span class="post_edited"> </span><p>what the hell</p><p>justjon&nbsp;is a nazi.</p>

[empulse]

i like nazis' so i would have to trust their judgement.

[A.J.]

The same thing Keyzer Soze did.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>REESHY</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>REESHY</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>REESHY </strong>wrote:<br /><strong>REESHY</strong> wrote:<br />fuck him in the ass <p>that wasn't a choice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>love your two cock torks</p>funk has nice hairy nuts<span class="post_edited"> </span><p>what the hell</p><p>justjon is a nazi.</p><p>&nbsp;and mikeyboy is a facist commie pink-o that was on remote control and didnt tell all of us to tune in an watch him with a bad haircut. &nbsp; </p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">pee in their butt?<br /></font>

[SinA]

are the so called &quot;loved ones&quot; realy just a couple of aunts and uncles?&nbsp; because I won't be devastated if they go

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 12-7-06 @ 9:55 AM</span>

[cougarjake13]

<p>i'm going to paraphrase chris rock</p><p>if your kissing the guy you can pretend its some hot chick</p><p>but if ur sipping a d, you know you're sipping a d</p>

[OGC]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Do I have to stop after 30 seconds ?&nbsp; </font><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Do I have to stop after 30 seconds ?&nbsp; </font><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>i guess thats entirely up to you but i doubt he would complain if you kept going</p>

[lleeder]

The bigger question is what would Big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA do?

[cougarjake13]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />The bigger question is what would Big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA do? <p>probably go till completion and then lay down on his stomach with his BIG AAAAAAAAA high in the air</p>

[Skellington]

<p>this board gets&nbsp;more fagtastic&nbsp;by the day.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ironic today is also the day of immaculate conception....</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>wbskellington2</strong> wrote:<br /><p>this board gets&nbsp;more fagtastic&nbsp;by the day.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ironic today is also the day of immaculate conception....</p><p>it's like rain on your wedding day</p>

[Gvac]

It's the free advice that you just didn't take.

[Don Stugots]

its a free ride when you already there

[Gvac]

Who would've thought....it figgers.

[keithy_19]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Do I have to stop after 30 seconds ?&nbsp; </font><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>ZING!</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Allanis wouln't know irony if it bit her in the ass... all those things in her song are just things that suck, not ironic. (moronic maybe)

[burrben]

<p>i'd suck a cock for my mom and dad</p><p>they've done a lot for me. i wouldn't kiss a nazi, brat breath</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by burrben on 12-9-06 @ 12:32 AM</span>

[Gvac]

<strong>burrben</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i'd suck a cock for my mom and dad</p><span class="post_edited"></span><p>That's either the sickest thing ever written here or incredibly touching. &nbsp;</p><p>I'll have to sleep on it.&nbsp;</p>

[fohat]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Who would've thought....it figgers.<p>&nbsp;<img src="http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/fohat/music1.jpg" border="0" alt="White People are so scared of Black People" title="White People are so scared of Black People" width="240" height="305" /></p>

[docgoblin]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />Gentlemen, Nazis are holding your loved ones at gunpoint...You are given two choices or said loved ones will be executed: Sip a D for 30 seconds or make-out with the guy for 30 minutes. What would you do? <p>&nbsp;I don't love anyone that much.</p>